like jif

wendy: but it’s officially pronounced like jif!

irene: NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S PRONOUNCED GIF. HOW CAN IT BE PRONOUNCED THAT WAY IF YOU HAVE TO SPELL IT DIFFERENT TO SHOW HOW IT SHOULD BE SAID? IS IT ACTUALLY JIFT? IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE JO? HOW ARE YOU TODAY, IRENE? OH I’M JOOD THANKS? IT’S PRONOUNCED GIF AND I SWEAR TO GOD WENDELL IF YOU SAY JIF AGAIN YOU ARE OUT OF THIS FUCKING GROUP

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The most recent band trip to a musical involved:

•Repetitive finger snapping

•"Say Colorado!“ “IM A GIRAFFE”

•"The CKC: the Cool Kid Club”

•"Keon is the reborn Cheesus Christ"

•"BARRY! BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!“

•"Say Colorado!” “IM A GIRAFFE” again

•"ITS A FUCKING ‘60’s SHOW"

•"NOO" “YES” “NOO” “YES” “NO”

•Failed opera singing

•"Russel Peters once said [insert thick accent] ‘I love basketball’“

•Various pig snorts

•An aggressive “A&W TEEN BURGER ONLY $2.50”

•(the classic) “Are we there yet?”


•"ITS AN AMBULANCE GET DOWN”

•"Oh god we’re going up a frikken hill"
“Gif? (Jif) For like gif! Eh.. heh.. heh..”
“MY BEANS”

•The Spongebob Squarepants theme song, Bohemian Rhapsody, some unidentifiable musical song, Seven Nation Army and an assortment of other songs being sung by the entire bus

•Someone found two cans of beans in their backpack

•[LOUD METAL CLANG] “WAS THAT A CAN” “YES.”

•GIVE ME BACK MAH BEANS"

anonymous asked:

gf is pronounced jeef right? i think that saying "gif" like "jif" is stupid, but geef is like a portmanteau for ground-beef or something 🤢sorry if this was stupid lol

but consider: girlfriend, not jirlfriend
unless you have a denim girlfriend, a jirlfriend

Situations I bet the Black Foxes have faced

Kenshi without a bottle opener

or teaching random kids at a park how to play a sport

When Hiro’s cover is blown by another black fox

or himself….

Riki trying to hit on the MC when working “overtime”

or when he forgets his phone at home

when Takuto doesn’t answer his phone so another Black Fox has to  drag him out of his house

 and the guys pranking him during a mission 

the gang when they visit the LRN

and Atsumu dealing with them later

 And when they forgot the MC at the mission site

“It can’t be pronounced like ‘jif’ because it starts with a g” is kinda bullshit tbh like if that’s the case then how the fuck do you pronounce giraffe, germ, gem, Germany, giant, ginger, general, gym, gentle, gel, geometry or geography.

Also “jif” just rolls off the tongue better and that’s a fact.