like its oxygen

Dating Jaebum would include pt.3

I hope you guys prepared your thirsty butts like i told you to

• him giving you piggy backs when your feet hurt bc of your high heels
• he would sing you to sleep every night
• also sings his self composed songs for your birthday
• and on normal days
• basically every second
• because you’d love it
• you would dance to got7 choreos all the time when he is not around
• but one day he would come home earlier and see you in the kitchen while making dinner and dancing to ‘if you do’
• and he’d take a video
• and watch it everyday
• and just to show his members
• because he would be so proud of his girl
• bboy battle between you two
• and dance battles with Yugyeom
• with Jaebum cheering for you
• and craving for your body
• cuz he’d be about to drag you out of practise into an empty room to fuck you against a wall
• he would get hard just thinking about it
• but then he would cringe at your dab battle with Bambam
• and Bambam would dab so hard that he hit himself
• in his face
• and you couldn’t stop laughing
• derp face battle with Jackson
• selca battle with Youngjae
• who-can-shut-up-longer battle with Mark
• but you would lose
• i mean
• we’re talking about Mark
• and then you’d do an aegyo battle with him instead
• savage battle with Jinyoung
• staying late at the dorm with the boys and you just giving attention to Coco
• pouty Jaebum
• BUT COCO IS CUTE OK!!!!!!!
• Jaebum trying to get your attention by taking off his shirt
• and you would stare at his abs
• and he’d smirk at you
• but you would continue to cuddle with Coco
• so he would just give up
• but when you guys go to bed you would walk into his room seeing him lying on the bed
• “You’re not jealous of Coco are you~”
• then you’d plop down on the bed after stripping out of your clothes and spooning him from behind
• “no”
• “of course you are Jaebumie~”
• so you would try to sweet talk him with aegyo
• and it would actually work when he turned around to face you
• and sees that you didn’t wear anything
• he would show you how jealous he is for not giving him attention but a dog by fucking you
• that everyone knows who you belong to
• even Coco lol
• and his members
• so Bambam and Jackson would tease him the next day about getting jealous of a fucking dog
• and they would snicker about you screaming ‘daddy’ all night long
• so you would kick their asses
• casual park dates
• with him wearing sunglasses
• and a cap
• and a mask
• just low-key af
• he would tease you sexually when you’re on your period
• and you going insane about it
• so you would suck him and leave him on the edge before he cums walking to the living room to watch some netflix
• with him following you
• “baby, don’t do this”
• “that’s your own fault for teasing me. but you propably know how to use your left hand.”
• “come on baby girl. you know exactly that your pretty little mouth is better than my hand!”
• “your loss.”
• so his eyes would darken and he would walk in front of you
• “you know what happens to disobedient girls who won’t listen to their daddy?~”
• then he would push you down the couch and hover over you
• “They get punished”
• and then he’d continue the teasing until you suck him off properly
• “just keep in your mind that i will fuck you against every corner of this apartment when you get off your period”
• “you wouldn’t”
• “try me princess”
• and guess what
• he would keep his promise
• bc he’s a fuckboy
• and fuckboys do things like that
• but he would propably cuddle you after that steamy session
• wait no
• he would definetely cuddle you
• bc remember pt.2?
• he’d be the best cuddle buddy in the whole goddamn world ♡

good lord why did i even made this jaebum would include thing. im criyng i really luv it

Originally posted by amerthaikong

my fav thing in fic is when the pining couple have finally spit it out & at last they can touch without excuses, can hug without there having to be a near death incident to spur it forward, can touch with such gentleness and press soft kisses on bare skin & they cant keep their hands to themselves. give me simply breathing on the others neck as they hold onto one another, hands intertwined in public, hands carding through the others hair, fingers grazing arms and cheekbones while the other sleeps, soft kisses upon waking; give me tooth rotting teary eyed fluff

  • the doctor: [hacks a spacestation while blind]
  • the doctor: being blind is going to be a Huge Problem for me guarding the Vault it is Dangerous
  • the doctor: [flies the TARDIS while blind]
  • nardole: being blind is going to be a Huge Problem for you guarding the Vault it is Super Dooper Dangerous
  • the doctor: [skiis down Mt. Kilimanjaro while blind]
  • the doctor: So Very Difficult and Dangerous
  • me: look babe i don't really get how this is going
  • to be a problem for you

Really will there ever be a fictional couple as great as Jack and Maddie Fenton?

anonymous asked:

GIVE US MORE LEGGIES DADDY

hell yeah check out these purple zombie bad boys

god thast hot . doesnt it just look like a fucking dead body. fuckin sexy as hell, how it looks all cadaver-y n shit. its like all the oxygenated blood went right to those lil red spots and deprived all the other naughty submissive blood cells of their oxygen and made htem all purple like that ;^9c kinda sexy…. how theyre all gross and grey and stuff….

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sun le pukar bulleya tuhi toh yaar bulleya, parvardigar bulleya haafiz tera murshid mera

BTS Stans As Described By My Observations of Them on Tumblr

Hoseok Stans: Very kind and really just want to make other people happy. They adore Hobi above everything else and just want people to recognise him as the triple-threat that he is. Often are subject to sudden screaming while watching Hobi freak out, effectively freaking out with him. They also deeply resent him for his hip thrusts in the I Like it Part 2 choreography while also worshipping 1 Verse. Some of them used to bias someone else and decided to bias Hobi purely because he is under appreciated. They are dedicated. When he is rude, it literally hurts their fucking souls because they are used to seeing this dorky ass dumb person they love and then suddenly he is like BAM and then they feel super attacked, especially because he likes to smirk like a little fucker whenever he does decide to be rude. 

Jimin Stans: They are the most thirsty mother fuckers to hit this planet. Their urls are always ridiculous like jiminstranglemewithyourthighs or some shit like that. However underneath the blatant thirst, and I mean I don’t blame them he is a such an extra little shit on purpose, they are literally sweethearts. They care extensively about Jimin rather it’s his weight, confidence, or happiness. They want him to know how much they care about him at all times and seriously just want him to know how loved he is. They often find themselves crying about him and his sunshine-smile at one point or another. I’d say about 50-60% of them used to bias someone else. They have many pictures of his butt on their phones and computer and scream about how rude he is on a regular basis. Sometimes he is so rude that is comes with legit rage in tags. Also, this vine represents their souls.  

Jin Stans: Jin stans honestly seem like the most bitter people out there…but with really good reason. Due to the fact that literally no one seems to pay attention to him, they tend to come across as very naggy and permanently pissed off about the blatant inequality of line distribution (along with other things.) However, in truth, they are just really passionate about Jin and just want people to recognise how supremely talented he is. Once you look past the fact that they can get quite defensive of him, they are actually really nice and extremely loyal people. All they want is people to finally acknowledge Jin as amazing and to recognise his place in BTS and how essential to the group he is. The reason for this is simple, when Jin gets pushed aside or seems upset, they hurt for him. That one video of Converse High where Jin has the centre spotlight is pretty much their religion. 

Jungkook: From what I can tell, Kookie stans are split two ways. They either hate his existence with a burning passion (probably because he ruined their bias list) or they adore him to pieces. They love him for all that he is but most often scream about how he is such a brat in their tags (probably because he keeps doing that “I’m 18 and I know what I need to know” bullshit.) Whenever he wears leather pants, they are usually are torn between freaking out because ‘holy fuck his thighs’ but also because ‘he is literally five, who put him in those clothes???’ His bunny smile is their favourite thing on this planet and they are often torn between how much they want to jump him but also how much they want to snuggle with him because he is fucking adorable. A common tag for him is definitely #square up. I am pretty sure 90% of them used to bias someone else. 

Namjoon Stans: Namjoon stans are a little similar to Jin stans but come across as more chill to me? They hate how much he is under appreciated and constantly make posts to prove just how beautiful and talented he is. (IF ONE MORE PERSON CALLS HIM UGLY I SWEAR TO GOD.) They also deeply hate how nobody will recognise Namjoon has learned from his mistakes and grown as a person. They also really dislike the blatant hate he gets and will get very sad with how real he can be about not expecting much love from fans on an individual level. On another note, Namjoon stans tend to be really thirsty all the time. For him. At any given moment. In my experience with interacting with them, they are fairly kinky too. They tend to be really nice people but have a bite of sarcastic humour and are not afraid to fuck you up if you step out of line. They worship his mix tape and really admire him as a person and how much he had grown over the years, especially as a rapper. His smile is literally the light of their lives because of his adorable dimples and I feel like if you met them in real life they’d have a pic of Namjoon on hand to show off just to reassure everyone how beautiful he is. 

Taehyung Stans: Tae stans are actually really sweet people, but I find they tend to be younger in age (though this isn’t like a solid rule.) They are very carefree and are actually just happy to be here and talking to other BTS fans. They really adore Tae and how adorable he is…but then they have this other side. They have a love-hate relationship with Taehyung’s tongue and either scream at him to put it back where it belongs or…well, somewhere else. They are fairly thirsty, but their thirst is downplayed even though it is pretty high-key. They adore Tae for his voice, especially when he sets aside the raspy yelling to sing because his voice is literally beautiful. His smile can make them go from sad to really happy. They have a weakness for Tae hugging cute little animals, especially puppies. 

Yoongi Stans: Yoongi stans are constantly really really chill…but like in the way everything around them is on fire and they’re sitting there like “this is fine.” I find they are actually deeply sensitive people and practically worship BTS’ lyrics as a whole, but especially the songs Yoongi writes. They tend to love all members of BTS but Yoongi pretty much firmly owns them. They often find themselves smiling and thinking about Yoongi and how great he is, even when they are just doing something normal, like eating dinner. Their urls almost always are a play on ‘Suga’ and are usually pretty tame. Their thirst level is low, but when Yoongi is suddenly rude out of nowhere and for no given reason, it fucking gives them heart palpitations. There is like this short moment where they wonder if they’re actually going to die and then they’re fine again. They worship Yoongi’s raps and pretty much live off Cypher pt 3 like its oxygen. I’d say 50% of Yoongi stans have always been Yoongi stans and the other 50% had their bias list completely destroyed by him. They are very loyal to their bias. 

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“I don’t care about fashion”. No, but you still wear clothes, and what you wear is not really neutral, whether you create fashion, follow fashion, oppose fashion, or just wear whatever comes your way. Someone somewhere started the trend, past or present, and made those clothes. Your clothes doesn’t come from a vacuum.

Or to quote Meryl Streep as Miranda in “The Devil Wears Prada”:

“You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select, I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back.

But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here. And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin.

However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.”

maybe studying would be more fun if I wrote a sastiel microorganisms au

tbh 

“The only oxygen to be found was the pale band of skin on Adam’s wrist where his watch had been and the glimpse of the sky between classes.”

is the most paranormal romance novel vampire love interest ronan’s ever gone for adam and it’s embarrassing and i’m embarrassed to know him

but then again bitch me 2 tf…….like ur not the only person who can’t breathe unless they can see adam’s bare wrist skin….ur not special…..

It’s not like I’m surprised, but I really wanna make a Alec Lightwood account now. I don’t think I’ll actually do it, but I just started to love him so much while watching Shadowhunters && I just have this inner itch to actually make a rp - account for him WHAT ELSE IS NEW TIM??