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ravenclaw-of-cabinseven  asked:

Writing prompt: Danny is a League member who is den mother to YJ. Superman doesn't know what to expect when Danny calls him for a meeting but he isn't expecting an angry halfa to rip into him about being a responsible family member to Superboy. Little does he know that Danny knows just how violating it feels to learn you've been cloned. Does Danny convince him where even Batman failed? Please write it!

“You have to be the stupidest person I have ever met.” Frost covered everything once those words left the mouth of one Phantom. Phantom himself didn’t exactly look all that threatening due to the fact that he looks like a fourteen/fifteen year old boy with a black and white jumpsuit. But the way that his voice echoed and held that icy tone, the way that his usually acid green eyes was blazing with a fire made out of ice, and his pure white hair stood out from his tan skin made him look VERY intimidating. Oh and he was the reason for the frost in the room.

“Ex-excuse me?” Superman stuttered in shock. He knew that Phantom called for him for something, but he wasn’t expecting this.

He wasn’t sure what he was expecting honestly. It was rare for Phantom to call meetings with heroes. So rare it was unheard of.

Well, except with Batman. And Captain Marvel. It was like Phantom had a connection with the two.

“You heard me,” Phantom’s voice was clear, cutting Superman out of his thoughts.

“Uh, if I could have some context for why I’m the stupidest person you have ever met, that would be great,” his hand rubbed against the back of his neck. The Man of Steel was uncomfortable to say the least.

Phantom scoffed. “I’ll give you a hint. His name starts with a ‘C’.”

Clark stiffened.

“Why does that make me stupid?” He asked, unsure if he wants the answer.

“Because he needs you!” Phantom snarled.

The man flinched.

Phantom never snarled.

“Because you won’t give him the time of day! Because he needs a family and you won’t give it to him!” Phantom was eye level to him now, “You don’t have to be his freaking father for crying out loud! You could be a brother, a cousin, or a freaking uncle for Pete’s sake!”

Stalagmites and stalactites of ice were growing from the floor and ceiling.

Superman’s anger grew along with the ice.

“He’s a clone! My clone! DNA was taken without my permission to create him!” He yelled back. He had felt violated when he found out about Superboy’s existence. And hearing about it from not only Batman and others from the League about it made it worse. Now Phantom topped the cake.

“He didn’t asked to be made!” Phantom shouted back.

“Don’t act like you know everything!” How could this CHILD possibly know what was going on?

“I don’t know everything,” Phantom admitted, “but I do know what it’s like to find out that someone took your very essence to create a clone.”

The Kryptonian froze. He looked at Phantom straight in the eyes and saw no lies.

“My nemesis wants me as his son, but I won’t join him. His solution? Make a clone of me.” Phantom told.

“All of them were failures,” he paused, “except for one.”

Phantom watched as the man before him blinked.

“Her name is Danielle, but she likes to be called Dani with an ‘i’. She looks to be twelve but isn’t really that old. She looks to be my sister or even my daughter if I was older,” Phantom continued, “unfortunately my nemesis didn’t like this. He tricked her into thinking that he was her father since he created her, but he wanted what made her stable to create a BOY clone.”

The teen stopped to let what he said sink in.

“See, at first I wasn’t a big fan of her, but she grew on me. Eventually I found out what was going on and stopped it. Now she’s traveling the world because she wants to and I won’t stop her. We agree on calling each other cousins, but sometimes I see her in a little sister light. I’ll admit that I worry for her and I want her to be ok. She didn’t ask to be made, she didn’t ask to be a girl while HE wanted a boy, and she wants a family. I will be that family and I’m sure that my friends at home could be family to her.”

Phantom flew closer to the alien. So close that their noses nearly touched.

“Conner needs a family like Dani. I gave her one and you should give him one too.” With that Phantom flew off.

Clark Kent stood there, feeling a chill as his feet were stuck to the floor due to the floor with ice that continued to crawl up his legs.

He had some things to think about…

stratdantro  asked:

This may seem like a strange question, but as an artist, do you ever find it hard to get someone to even look at your portfolio? One of my professors is all about cold calling to get our 'foot in the door' but in this day and age I don't think many companies want to be contacted. I feel like clients need to find you now and not vice versa. Just curious if you've had this issue! Sorry if it's weird!

What follows is entirely my two cents and based solely on personal experience, which is limited and somewhat unusual.  But I give it anyway, just in case it’s helpful.

I have had the pleasure, in at least two of my jobs, to end up friends with the person who takes the portfolios, and the cold calls from prospective job applicants. Based on that, I don’t believe studios have ever been enthusiastic to look at portfolios out of the blue, or take cold callers seriously, at least not in the 17 years I’ve known them.  When portfolios came in, they’d go straight in the Portfolio File, which was only delved into when there was a job opening that couldn’t be filled by a past employee or a recommendation. Cold callers, having nothing to show for themselves over the phone, got even less consideration (email is better; you can attach images). Between years of school, I turned up at studios in town in person to ask about interning, and got politely turned away; at one of them the receptionist all but laughed in my face.  So yes, it’s like that, but it’s not a new thing.  It probably isn’t helped these days by the increased volume of art school grads, but it’s not new.

So, what advice do I have? Again, this is highly subjective and based on limited personal experience, but:

1. Don’t be annoying.  A respectful attitude gets noticed: you are taking up a busy person’s time and attention, and if you can signal that you’re aware of this and grateful for the moment they can spend on you (and only make it a moment) they are less likely to brush you off.  They may, still, but you’re lowering it from a guarantee to a probability.

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alberto-rosende  asked:

prompt: raphael is spending a lot of time with madzie bc magnus said "you two are siblings!!! you've to get along" and simon is almost jealous bc he doesnt have all raph's attention anymore and once raph call madzie "my fledgling" and simon is like "what? i thought i was your fledgling"

Ever since their first meeting, Raphael and Madzie had been close, much to Magnus’ delight and Alec’s concern.

“They’re my children, they must get along” Magnus cooed and smiled at the scene of Raphael and Madzie wrapped up in blankets, singing along to Moana, for the seventh time in two weeks.

Simon loved that Raphael spent a lot of time with Madzie, he loved seeing the softer side of Raphael, he admired that Raphael would spend hours watching the same movie and sit hunched over coloring books. 

However, all Raphael ever seem to do these days is spend time with Madzie and Simon can’t help but feel slightly jealous. It’s pathetic he knows but if they didn’t sleep in the same room, Simon swear that he’ll forget that he had a boyfriend.

Raphael handled most clan business during the day, signing off paperwork’s and setting up his documents when no one was wake to bother him and spent the nights at Magnus’ loft.  Simon’s reinstated position as ambassador to the werewolves also kept him out many nights.

Simon tiredly trekked up the stairs to the floor that Raphael had converted to his personal quarters in the hotel. Simon hadn’t expected Raphael to be home, he hardly ever was.

He didn’t expect to hear the theme song to Go Diego Go playing, or the singing. “Rapha?” Simon called and kicked off his shoe at the door.

 “Kitchen” Raphael answered and continued singing.

“Hey bab- Madzie” He smiled at the little warlock that was on Raphael’s back, her hands wrapped tightly around his neck and legs around his waist. Simon smiled at how soft and happy Raphael looked, he couldn’t help but think about the type of father Raphael could have been.

 “Alec and Magnus has a meeting with the clave, I’m babysitting” Raphael said as he stirred the mac and cheese. Simon took Madzie from Raphael and carried her to the living room.

Simon and Madzie were an episode and half into Go Diego Go when Raphael came out from the kitchen “c’mom fledgling, you have to eat” he said.

“Maybe later, I had some blood before I left” Simon answered.

“What? No, I’m talking to my fledgling” Raphael rolled his eyes and gestured for Simon to move over.

“What?” Simon stared flabbergasted at Raphael as he fed Madzie the mac and cheese “I thought I was your fledging” he pouted.

Raphael turned his head to watch Simon over his shoulder “I thought you didn’t like to be called that” 

“Well I-I didn’t but do” Simon stuttered and Raphael raised an eyebrow “it was our thing” he admitted grumpily. 

Raphael turned slightly in his seat to stroked Simon’s cheek “baby, you’re adorable when you’re jealous”

anonymous asked:

I think you've ruined me lol I'm still thinking about jaalapeno! spicy jaalapeno lol

Okay so there’s actually a story here, @ruskidoll and I did not come up with Jaalapeno on our own. Witness the glory:

It’s available on Redbubble here. I’d also like to call attention to the description:

It’s been three days and we both keep absolutely losing it over this shirt. One of the best and simultaneously worst jokes I’ve ever heard.

anonymous asked:

I've seen asks you've received where people just call you such awful things and act like you're awful but I've been following you a while and I've not??? Seen you do anything wrong?? Lmao??

the only thing ive ever done wrong is making my blog 70% vore jokes

anonymous asked:

Hello Steffi. I just checked out your fics rec for the A/B/O Dynamics and I suddenly remembered a fic on AO3 which was called "The Alpha Service" or something like that. The fic was about a single omegaCas who used the Alpha service to help him with his heat and one of the Alpha named Dean. Cas had some strict rules for the Alphas like no touching, no kissing, just get on it and be done... I wonder if you've ever read it and maybe had its PDF ? I've been looking for it but still no luck :"(

Hm, I read it but I didn’t remember the name! So I went through all the completed omega!Cas fics on AO3 to find something that might be it! So here’s my best guess:

real alpha by sharkfish (waitforspring)

Castiel has used Real Alpha since he was old enough to afford it. They’re a reputable company, and have never disappointed: every few months, Castiel calls in to an automated system to make his request, and within hours, there’s an alpha knocking on his door to fuck the heat out of him. He doesn’t care who it is, what they look like, how much stamina they have, whether they are angels or humans. It’s just an ends to a mean.


You can download the pdf via AO3.

I’m actually a fan of stories that feature alphas or omegas providing services, whether that’s them being part of a breeding programm, or when they are sex workers, or fics in which you can shop for an alpha or an omega (either as a mate or to do chores around the house etc).

I’ll have to make a rec list for fics like that one day! :D

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anonymous asked:

tuafw you'll never forget the time when your mom was screaming at you for doing poorly in school when you were a child. When she was halfway through, she said, "Is there something happening I should know about? At school? At home?" And you said, "Yes!" b/c there was. That shocked into being quiet for a second, but then she kept screaming at you as if you didn't say anything. And you, because you've only ever been semi-verbal, stayed silent and took it. You wouldn't know she was 1/2 Goon

a giant part of your problem for years. It wasn’t until college when someone said, ‘No, you’re not bad at math, you have a learning problem. You don’t actually retain this knowledge and that is not normal,’ that you knew it; she insisted you just had 'math anxiety’ like her, an ex-accountant. It was, & always has been, more convenient for her to railroad over you, call you lazy and stupid, rather than believe any actual explanation. That’s why she’s not part of your life anymore. Goon. 2/2

mythaelogy  asked:

I can't think if you've ever been asked this before, but what are some of your favourite tumblr poems / quotes from tumblr poetry? Very interested to hear your answers! x

gosh, so many

“Once my mother said to me,
she said: “you’re going to fall for men like your father;
I’m sorry—”

and I wanted to ask her if that meant I would fall for a fighter
and a hard fist and a fast car,
boys on motorcycles,
people who ran from their problems,
midnight phone calls from the beds of other women,
slippery mouths with tongues that twisted truth like cherry stems

or if that meant I might just be comfortable with absence.”

— excerpt from “I Am A Runner”, Trista Mateer

“Do you still perform autopsies on conversations you had lives ago?”
Donte Collins

“Sext: Remember holding the first tooth you ever lost in your palm and tonguing the hollow in your gum where it used to be? You were too young to understand the impermanence of your body but you knew there was something significant about the new space in your mouth.” - javelinsexts

“what do you want to tell me? the woman asks.
the snake pauses.
nothing, he says. you are a poet. you will find it all out
soon enough.”
— excerpt from “persuasion”, Kira Tang

“I knew it was for the poetry.
Knew you were just saying pretty
things because I’d find a way to
make them prettier. How hard you
wanted to fuck me, how much
you loved my hair in your
fists, how pretty, how pretty,
how fucking dirty I am.”

— excerpt from “bus ride”, Caitlyn Siehl

“I called out your name three times,
only to look back,
Revelation, revelation:
until the day you stopped running after me.”

— excerpt from “Letters I Mailed to the Bottom of the River”, lafemmenuit

“I still make the sign
of the cross when
I hear your name.”

— excerpt from “unholy”, jm

“Somewhere in the middle:
a girl falls in love with an angel.
Wings tipped gold and prayers
in their blood-stained kisses.
Even God is laughing now.”

— excerpt from “piety”, MJ

“Say surrender. Say alabaster. Switchblade.
Honeysuckle. Goldenrod. Say autumn.
Say autumn despite the green
in your eyes. Beauty despite
daylight. Say you’d kill for it. Unbreakable dawn
mounting in your throat.
My thrashing beneath you
like a sparrow stunned
with falling.”

— excerpt from “on earth we’re briefly gorgeous”, Ocean Vuong

“And if it weren’t for the tears on your cheeks,
I’d say you were a monster like me.”

— excerpt from “52 writings, #2″, h.c.r.

“Suppose you do change your life.
& the body is more than
a portion of night—sealed
with bruises. Suppose you woke
& found your shadow replaced
by a black wolf. The boy, beautiful
and gone. So you take the knife to the wall
instead. You carve & carve.
Until a coin of light appears
& you get to look in, for once,
on happiness. The eye
staring back from the other side—

— “torso of air”, Ocean Vuong

“he says his sunday prayers into your skin;
takes his communion in the hollow of your bones,
in the sharp lines of your hips. you are
all three: his altar; his holy water;
his two knees, bent.

you drink the hymns from his lips.
this makes you holy, makes you sacred,
makes you a god.
how does it feel to be divine?
forget church. your body is a fucking temple,
and he’s on his knees again,
and you’re laughing.”

— “deities”, m.c.p

“The gates of the Underworld come crashing at our feet.
I am starving for a fight, and I’ve got
winged sandals to steady me.”

— excerpt from “winged sandals”, Ashe Vernon

“Build me one now, with your heart.
as the citadel, mine as the cathedral.
Your hands the city walls, mine the cannon.

Even Heaven cannot help us now.”

— excerpt from “viii”, coleridges

“to be held is the most honourable psalm and you
the last chapter of Romans.
become my exodus,
we will end all.”

— excerpt from “the milk and the honey start to run bright red”, a.g.

“To the ones that have not loved you like you deserve,
may you forget their names.
May you remember your own, always.
Amen. Amen.”

— excerpt from “a prayer”, Caitlyn Siehl

“in my wildfire love
only a god could bear?”

— excerpt from “blood string, fibrous gut”, Natasza Stark

“You may not have loved him well,
but at least you loved him halfway whole.
Me? I would have kissed
the broken teeth from his mouth
and kept them all for myself.”

— excerpt from “bad habits”, Ashe Vernon

“Every poem about fire,
about destruction,
about the flaming house
& all the little children
locked inside. Every poem
about loss. Every poem
a house to trap you in.
Every poem I set on fire
with you inside.”

— “every poem”, Moriah Pearson

“Mother you don’t understand;
I made Hades run to me.
He saw my bones beneath 
And offered me half his kingdom.
Do you really think I ate the fruit unwillingly?”

— excerpt from “Persephone’s Return”, a.m

“I don’t care if I’m special,
as long as you fuck me like I am.”

— excerpt from “spectacular bodies”, caitlyn siehl

“You were holding whole kingdoms
but your palms were made of sand.”

— excerpt from “obituary for the princess who forgot to be fairytale”, Elizabeth Hewer

“Golden boys in ancient cloth.
Fingers dusted with heat and
hair littered with light.

Horses and waxen wings:
this myth ends the same
whichever way you build it.

Icarus turns to Phaethon, whispers—
brother, we only fall.
Lover, do we fall?

Phaethon turns to Icarus, whispers—
brother, we were born to burn.

Lover, we always fall.”

—  “lovers of the light”, Elizabeth Hewer

“Because there are some people who touch you as if you are

beautiful, and at times that is the most unbearable thing that you can feel. And there are some people who

are so much that you can’t look at them without feeling as if every nerve is pushing out of your body to try to

touch his synapses, and you can’t tell if your body is betraying your heart or your heart is betraying your


— excerpt from this post, Shinji Moon

nostalgia is only good for one thing
and that’s telling stories
don’t you tuck it into bed with you at night
don’t you let it keep you warm”

— “When Your Head Hurts With Memories”, Fortesa Latifi

“Learn to be your own battlefield.
Learn to walk to the centre.
Learn that I am on the other side but
I don’t want to shoot either.
Learn to put your weapons down
and walk away.”

— excerpt from “Instructions for Him”, Ramna Safeer

“Tell them you don’t know how Eve felt
when she saw Adam in one hand, and the rest of the fucking universe in the other.

Tell them you don’t know how Eve felt
when she wanted the universe.”

— “maybe eve was a wild thing”, Caityln Siehl

“The first time he calls you holy,
you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.”

— excerpt from “profane”, Ashe Vernon

“You loved a man who treated you like absinthe, half poison and half god.”

— excerpt from “from Anais Nin to Clementine von Radics”, Clementine von Radics

honestly if i go on typing this will never end, i love poetry and i love, love, love tumblr poetry.

k-cred-creations  asked:

Hi, Bertholdt! Hope you're having a nice day! I see a lot of people call you by nicknames like "Bertl" or "Bert" (I've seen "Tree" a few times, too), but which one is your favorite? Or do you prefer Bertholdt? What's the weirdest nickname you've ever been called?

“Bertholdt.. just Bertholdt is fine.”

anonymous asked:

Sorry if this has been asked before, but is writers block ever a problem for you? I have admired how prolific you are, and appreciate how you've discussed the negative aspects of writing too much. But what about when you've been staring at a blank document for what feels like years? Tell me there's a magical cure!

It is a problem for me, though I often don’t call it writer’s block (though sometimes I do, I’m fickle).

I’ve written about it in the past. This is probably the best post I’ve written about it. :D

Okay, but also yes, YES writer’s block is a problem for me. See:

- Taking two years to get started on The Ice Plague. Definitely insecurity related writer’s block.

- Taking a billion years to publish a book. See an absolute fear of failure.

- Me using the old technique of ‘I’m writing therefore you can’t see what I have writer’s block with’ (i.e. trading original works for fanfiction because it’s less pressure).

I can generally get words down. Most of the time. I’ve also had a solid writer’s block of years in the past - like literally years - where I wrote nothing. Nothing at all. But…I trained myself as a visual artist to work even when I didn’t feel like working, and as a result, I can also write when I don’t feel like writing. It’s a work ethic thing, and it means my job isn’t always fun (like all jobs), though I do think inspiration likes a willing partner, and is more likely to come if I just start and try something, than if I wait for inspiration to lead the dance.

So I’m very fortunate, because I know writers who can’t write like this. Idk why I can function this way. But then there’s things like yeah, I really did kind of spend ages hanging on The Ice Plague and staring at documents or blank pages, and feeling like…awash with terror and no movement happening.

As for how I solved that. I made myself sit down and write a line. I knew my writer’s block with The Ice Plague was - and still is - in part that I feel like no one will want to read it, and that it will be bad. I feel this in my bones. It’s a horrible feeling. I also had it with Game Theory and The Court of Five Thrones, but to a much lesser extent (god if I’d known that feeling could get worse), but it’s very bad now because I’m working with characters I don’t know anyone will ever love. Gwyn and Augus light a pretty bright torch. People might not want to look at candles after that, even if they’ll become torches later.

And so… I just… I told myself that 2017 was the year I had to start, and I needed a chapter by the end of February, and that all I had to do for the first two months was like, try writing a line. Or a paragraph. Or a snippet of dialogue.

I sort of jettisoned the idea of ‘completing a chapter’ like I normally do, and just…gently forged on. As a result, I’m five chapters in, and I’ve made the most progress I’ve made since I came up with the idea years ago.

I wish there was a magical cure! There’s not. Writer’s block is so uniquely personal to each of us, and everything from health and fatigue, to mental illness, to grave insecurities, to the story not being ‘right’ or us not being ready to write it yet, etc. can be behind it. It can be all or none of those things!

I think there are some things to remember:

- You can be nice to yourself or you can be good to yourself. Sometimes if you’re lucky, these are the same thing. But sometimes they’re not. For example:

Nice: I will treat myself to a thousand burgers (dis me)
Good: I love burgers, but I want to be good to my body to be healthy so I’m going to eat some salad and lean meat.
Nice & Good: Man I love spinach I’m so glad it’s good for me too. OR;
Nice & Good: I’m going to have a burger today, I love them so much, but I’ll keep being disciplined in the day to day re: what I eat.

In writing, it can look like this:

Nice: I’m going to be gentle to myself and not work on this project until I’m feeling it more. (this can last a lifetime!)
Good: Provided it won’t harm me in any way to do so, I’m going to cultivate some writing discipline and try writing a sentence of this thing I’m blanking on today.
Nice & Good: Because this project intimidates me, I’m not going to look at it tomorrow or the next day, but today I have to write a line. And on X day, I will write a paragraph. And then I’ll rest some more with this idea.

- You need to learn how to write in a way that works for you, and sometimes overcoming writer’s block is a matter of turfing a lot of things you’ve learned - that you need to put down words regularly (you don’t), that you need to achieve a wordcount (you don’t), that you need to never rewrite (you don’t), that you can’t edit as you go (you can), that you need to write a lot at once (you don’t), that you need to ‘finish’ something when you start it (you don’t), that it has to be perfect (it doesn’t), that you need to be nice or good (you don’t, lol) etc. 

Like it was very freeing for me to be like ‘okay, even if everyone hates The Ice Plague, I need to write this for me. It ties up a lot of loose ends in the universe, and Mosk and Eran’s stories are important to me and need to be told. If I don’t tell them now, their stories won’t fade. So I’m going to tell them.’ But I also have to remind myself of this all the time, because I also want to give the people who read Fae Tales something they want to read, and I am terrified of not delivering. Emotional journeys, am I right??

But still, that moment of ‘I’m doing this because of X’ - clarifying your motivations - can help a lot. It can help you to realise or remember why you wanted to write on that blank page in the first place.

- Sometimes writer’s block just lingers. Be honest with yourself about your mental state, do you have the energy to be writing right now? Are you too mentally fatigued? Is it not the right time to be cultivating writing discipline? That kind of stuff matters a ton. I regularly blast past my own limits and then crash, and I don’t recommend that to anyone. Sometimes writer’s block protects you from yourself. And you know, that’s a thing too.

Signs as my Favorite Lyrics Ever!!
  • Aries: "Honey, all the movements you're starting to make, See me crumble and fall on my face, And I know the mistakes that I've made, See it all disappear without trace." -Coldplay
  • Taurus: "And you stood tall, now you will fall, don't break the spell of a life spent trying to do well." -Sia
  • Gemini: "This is the start, of where it all ends. They used to shout my name, now they're whispering it." -Lorde
  • Cancer: "And then that word grew louder, and louder until it was a battle cry." -Some Narnia Movie
  • Leo: "I don't wanna be alone forever, Maybe we can see the world together, I don't wanna be alone forever, But I can be tonight, tonight." -Lady Gaga
  • Virgo: "And as the floods move in, and your body starts to sink, I was the last thing on your mind, I know you better than you think." -Ellie Goulding
  • Libra: "But the tigers come at night, With their voices soft as thunder, As they tear your hope apart, As they turn your dream to shame." -Les Mis
  • Scorpio: "Kiss me on the mouth and set me free... But please don't bite." -Troye Sivan
  • Sagittarius: "Are you lost or incomplete? do you feel like a puzzle you can't find your missing piece?" -Coldplay
  • Capricorn: "Where is love? Does it fall from skies above?Is it underneath the willow tree, That I've been dreaming of? -Oliver the Musical
  • Aquarius: "Crawling back to you, ever thought of calling when you've had a few, cause I always do." -Arctic Monkeys
  • Pisces: "When the leader of the bad guys sang, something soft and soaked in pain, I heard the echo from his secret hideaway." -Twenty One Pilots
Happy Endings Sentence Starters
  • "You're sweating on my bruschetta."
  • "I just thought it'd be better to have an actual professional, not somebody who wears a turtleneck he found on the ground."
  • "Aha! This is a mock turtleneck and I found it in the garbage."
  • "I bartered for this outfit using only illegal Mexican candy, I think I got this."
  • "I look like a quaalude dealer."
  • "He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks."
  • "Damn you're one hot skinny little witch."
  • "It's called Hollywood, not Hollyfriends."
  • "I picked up my knitting again and you better believe I don't stick to conventional stitches."
  • "Egg nog is delish! Dairy and liquor are really one of those underrated combinations."
  • "Even I think that's gay and I had sex with a dude last night."
  • "Give me that knife and like me more!"
  • "TV really is nature's babysitter."
  • "What's wrong? Did you push the Qtip in too far again?"
  • "Only you would spend hundreds of dollars to get a free 99 cent food item."
  • "My smoothie budget is out of control. Daddy don't do domestic papaya!"
  • "Seriously I got stuck with the check again? What's the point of having white friends?"
  • "Between you and me, I don't think he should be Santa. He has many drawers...sinful drawers."
  • "I wouldn't turn my nose up to dating a mugger, they're entrepreneurs."
  • "I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated."
  • "You make a sexy sandwich."
  • "You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up."
  • "What was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing."
  • "You look like Carol Brady right before she got arrested for molesting Bobby."
  • "You guys are addicted to these addiction shows."
  • "Don't change for a guy, meet a guy and change him."
  • "Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong."
  • "This is not the time for jokes guys. Especially when this is the fattest I've ever been. How could you let me out of the house looking this fat?"
  • "C'mon guys, you always leave me hanging with the dirty sound effects."
The Matrix {Sentence Starters}
  • "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back."
  • "Do you believe in fate?"
  • "What is real? How do you define 'real'?"
  • "I'm going to enjoy watching you die."
  • "That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
  • "You're cuter than I thought."
  • "How did I beat you?"
  • "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here."
  • "So what do you need? Besides a miracle."
  • "Nobody has ever done this before."
  • "There is no spoon."
  • "I know my rights. I want my phone call."
  • "I know you're out there!"
  • "Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions."
  • "To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human."
  • "It doesn't matter what I believe."
  • "I thought it wasn't real!"
  • "Never send a human to do a machine's job."
  • "Welcome to the real world."
  • "This never happened. You don't exist."
  • "You've been living in a dream world..."
  • "I used to eat there. Really good noodles."
  • "I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin."
  • "Everybody wants to rule the world."
  • "We've not yet lost all our graces."
  • "Call all the ladies out; they're in their finery."
  • "We're on each other's team."
  • "I'm kinda older than I was when I reveled without a care."
  • "In all chaos, there is calculation."
  • "There's a humming in the restless summer air."
  • "You've been drinking like the world was gonna end."
  • "It's clear that someone's gotta go."
  • "We're in the ring, and we're coming for blood."
  • "Glory and gore go hand in hand."
  • "Chance is the only game I play with."
  • "We let our battles choose us."
  • "No one round here's good at keeping their eyes closed."
  • "I don't ever think about death."
  • "Secretly you love this."
  • "Do you even wanna go free?"
  • "I've never seen a diamond in the flesh."
  • "We don't care."
  • "We aren't caught up in your love affair."
  • "We'll never be royals."
  • "It don't run in our blood."
  • "We crave a different kind of buzz."
  • "Let me be your ruler."
  • "We didn't come from money."
  • "We're bigger than we ever dreamed."
  • "Life is great without a care."
  • "Let me live that fantasy."
Rocket Power Starters
  • Why doesn't anyone ever believe me!?
  • What happened to you?
  • I fell down.
  • You fell down?
  • Talk to the smudges, girlfriend!
  • Did he just call me "girlfriend"?
  • These are chicken bones.
  • What was a chicken doing in a Wood Ranger's uniform?
  • I can't take it anymore!
  • This is like prison!
  • How long have you been up for?
  • I actually understood that.
  • That scares me.
  • How many rules can you break in one day?
  • What time is it?
  • You must be hallucinating.
  • It's a crime. You can't rhyme.
  • I aced the test!
  • That's a miracle!
  • Well, you've made a total believer out of me.
  • Ow.
  • It's bad for him.
  • It's bad for the team.
  • I'm not gonna tell him.
  • Just make up a story.
  • He'll be back.
  • Oh, man! I am so ticked!
  • They're re-scheduling it.
  • When's it gonna be?
  • That stinks.
  • Tell me about it.
  • I'm better than that dork.
  • I thought you were too cool for us?
  • You almost re-broke your leg.
  • I'm never gonna eat sheep's stomach again.

anonymous asked:

Why Allison and Shauna be exes. What happen

Oh, Allison is just one of her (many) exes! I’ll be introducing more of them in time…

Allie is her first, and probably the least qualified to be called an “ex” though. They dated for like a week when they were kids and went to the same swimming class. :’)