like i'm talkin

okay but how long do you think kev practiced that “you like the water? well i can introduce you to some fiya” line before actually saying it to chiron

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#dgm hallow countdown - One day to ep 1!!

Day 06Tribulation / Sad Moments / Emotions

  • H.G.: Hey Ernest.
  • Ernest: What?
  • H.G.: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ernest: What is it, H.G.?
  • H.G.: Well, I sent you a telegram...
  • Ernest: Mmhm.
  • H.G.: ...early in the morning.
  • Ernest: Yeah.
  • H.G.: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ernest: Mmhm.
  • H.G.: Your response...
  • Ernest: *starts laughing*
  • H.G.: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ernest: *continues laughing*
  • H.G.: ..."Motherfucking John Cusack Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking The Raven bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ernest: *continues laughing even louder*
  • H.G.: No—no...no punctuation... Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • H.G.: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a telegram from you: "Goddamn created The Raven and critics and shit right fucking Rufus Griswold goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just read this shit fuck John Cusack man"
  • H.G.: I respond, "Ernest, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit John Cusack
  • I'm very tired"
  • Ernest: *dying on the floor by this point*
  • H.G.: I'm just like, "No problem, Ernest. I'll try to do most of the talking at the writers' conference today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Raven poem all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about The Raven fuck dude I just read it a year and a half ago fuck John Cusack man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Rufus Griswold rowing Trent resin or did the review fuck this guy who wrote The Raven I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck wrote The Raven all I can think is the guy who played the guy who wrote The Raven who the fuck wrote The Raven?!" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
  • "EDGAR ALLAN POE"
  • Roadhog: Hey Junkrat.
  • Junkrat: What?
  • Roadhog: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Junkrat: What is it, Roadie?
  • Roadhog: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Junkrat: Mmhm.
  • Roadhog: ...early in the morning.
  • Junkrat: Yeah.
  • Roadhog: Because I have to go to a different watchpoint for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Junkrat: Mmhm.
  • Roadhog: Your response...
  • Junkrat: *starts laughing*
  • Roadhog: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Junkrat: *continues laughing*
  • Roadhog: ..."Motherfucking Soldier 76 Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Overwatch movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Junkrat: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Roadhog: No—no...no punctuation.
  • Junkrat: *still laughing* You just made me die- Oh.
  • Roadhog: ...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Overwatch and fucking omnics and shit right fucking Shimada brothers goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Soldier 76 man"
  • Junkrat: *continues laughing*
  • Roadhog: I respond, "Junkrat, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Widowmaker Widomaker you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Soldier 76 I'm very tired"
  • Junkrat: *laughs*
  • Roadhog: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Junker session today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Overwatch movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Overwatch movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Soldier 76 man he fucked over Widowmaker crazy Shimada brothers rowing Lucio deuce Santas did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Overwatch I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck founded Overwatch all I can think is the guy who betrayed the guy who founded Overwatch who the fuck founded Overwatch" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "JACK MORRISON"

lucilleifer  asked:

Do you have any headcanons (for Rex, Wolffe, fives or any of ur other faves) about them with a hella cuddly S/O? Like I'm talkin' 'oh we're in the same bed together ? Better actually tangle my self up with you so you can't move and be smothered by love' type deal. I hope you had a lovely night!

  • Rex would put up with it pretty easily, even though it bothered him greatly. He would want his s/o to be as comfortable as possible. He wouldn’t even really bring it up to them, even though it kept him up most of the night. Though he also finds it cute as it is annoying. 
  • Wolffe wouldn’t put up with it. He’d be cool if it was normal cuddling or spooning, but he cannot handle it when they have both of their legs wrapped around him, and their hand on his face. He would have half a mind to kick them out of the bed, but the just settles for sleeping under the bed instead.
  • Fives would love it, like give him all the love. He’d cuddle right back, not even caring about how weird they were twisted together. Fives probably needs physical validation the most, so he would look forward to this extreme cuddling, and disappointed whenever he couldn’t get them. 
  • Echo wouldn’t even know how to respond to this, what is happening??? At first he’d be worried that something was wrong with them, but after finding out that’s just how they were, he’d find it pretty funny. He’d lightly tease them about it the next day.
  • 9: 30 a.m.
  • Vimes: Motherfucking Victor Tugelbend Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin newspaper moving picture bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
  • Angua: I have no idea what we're talking about right now.
  • 10: 15 a.m.
  • Vimes: God damn created newspapers then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Engraver's Guild god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Victor Tugelbend man
  • Angua: Mister Vimes, you're scaring me.
  • 11: 15 a.m.
  • Vimes: Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking father shit Victor Tugelbend I'm very tired
  • Angua: No problem, sir. I'll just do most of the talking at the Watch Committee meeting today.
  • Immediate response. I'm talkin' like 5 seconds later.
  • Vimes: No man I'll just talk about the newspaper moving picture all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the newspaper moving picture fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Victor Tugelbend man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Engraver's Guild rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented the newspaper I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented the newspaper All I can think is who played the guy who invented the newspaper who the fuck invented the newspaper
  • 1: 15 p.m.
  • Vimes: WILLIAM DE WORDE.