I give it two weeks until larries start being super confused and upset wondering why Harry hasn't been introduced into the picture yet, with bonus points if he hasn't even returned to LA yet. Or whenever he's papped at a club kissing or holding hands with his first girl, whichever comes first. I know a lot of boys in their early to mid twenties and I know exactly what most of them do to get over a long term relationship.... and that's not gonna be pretty for larries.
Well, I mean, we’ve already seen what it looks like, all hail Freddie Reign, etc. etc.
Here’s what it’s NOT going to look like (and you can quote me on this, because the only thing I’ve been wrong about since I started is how long people can be shitheels about a baby, and boy I was desperately wrong about that, I thought most humans would have a distaste for making fun of an infant, MEA CULPA MY BAD)
- It is NOT going to look like Louis is taking the “broken hearted, needs to turn to a friend who happens to be Harry Styles” tactic, because for one he has Steve, and for two he has flown in his buddies for clubbing and hookup purposes (them or him, or both, who knows)
- It is NOT going to look like clubbing Louis from 2015 because he’s career-focused right now, actively composing and collaborating and not just touring songs and sets he’s familiar with, and he’s also stated he’s focused on his son
- It is NOT going to lead to Briana demanding a paternity test because he has the opportunity to be more available now than ever, and the older Freddie gets, the more custody and visitation he’s likely to acquire, also because that was a larrie fabrication to begin with because, say it with me, in this case there’s no question of paternity.
So, as of now, larries are down one (1) vagina, which, yes, if I were terrified of them I would probably be ecstatic as well!