like i know what i'm doing anymore guys

The sun
  • Chris: you know my dick has a lot in common with the sun
  • Victor: why? Because nobody likes to look directly at it?
  • Yuuri: because it gives people cancer?
  • Phichit: it rises at the crack of dawn?
  • Michele: it disappears at night?
  • Seung: direct exposure to it often leads to nasty sunburns?
  • Yurio: it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
  • Otabek: nobody will ever touch it?
  • Chris: gee thanks you guys! You're all such supportive friends!
  • Victor: we try
  • Everyone: *grunting in agreement*

I’m blaming @hopeymchope for this one. I can’t and WILL NEVER get over the one shot you wrote me based about my headcanon. I cannot thank you enough ahhhhh!!

So here, have this!


Imagine.. Being a pirate like Hook but actually doing something about Pan.

“I’ll get out of these chains and then you’ll be sorry, wench.” Peter growled at you. “Peter Pan never fails.” 

“Oh shut up, pretty boy.” 

Requests are open! Masterlist


[Part 2/3] Continuation of the Reiner x Geek!Connie au (x)

Still can’t believe that I actually did part 2 and it’s not even finished. Part 3 is still in a VERY slow process. Haha. ha. 

I don’t know what’s more heartbreaking not talking to the guy you want to or staying up on the phone to talk to a guy who you know in your hearts of heart you do not like but he’s here and you aren’t and he is listening to me talk about you while you’re not anywhere near to hold me while I cry. I understand what they meant by what hurts more having your heart broken or breaking someone else heart…
—  SRC

What I want you to think my breakfast looks like


what my breakfast really looks like

You know guys, I appreciate every picture of a healthy and awesome looking dish, I really do, but all I want to do when I see one is to stir it so much that not one ingredient is recognisable anymore.

Because most of the time I’m so lazy, I don’t even want to chew, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.


“17 Seconds” with commentary from Andrew Shaw and Bryan Bickell

What were you guys talking about [at the banner-lifting ceremony]? What were the kind of things you were saying to each other?

Shaw: You know, it’s - saying it’s a year we’ll never forget, and let’s go out there and do it again, because we’ve got the team here to do it. (2013)

(Uploading this for those who haven’t seen it before, while the mostly-intact team still remains. :/ )

Things that happen in Hannibal S2

Main Character 1 conspires to trick Main Character 2 into liking him for a bet so another guy can date his sister for law enforcement reasons

so Main Character 1 gets a makeover

and pretends to have a hobby in common with Main Character 2

As they get closer, Main Characters 1 & 2 reluctantly develop real feelings for each other

 but then Main Character 1’s deception is discovered, and they have a falling out

Conclusion: Hannibal Season 2 is actually the first two acts of every 90’s teen romcom

#which means S3 is totally going to involve a Grand Romantic Gesture of Apology #followed by forgiveness #and making out happily ever after #right?

Hey guys [[emergency commission]]

I know I haven’t really talked about this because tumblr is really not the place

But I am in financial distress.
We have a pet that needs put down, and some housework that needs done (things are literally falling apart) and I just don’t know what to do anymore. I need help.

My commission stuff is here
I unfortunately can’t lower my prices I’m sorry

Like if you can’t help, please share this any bit helps