So I had a dream last night and be dream I don’t mean a hazy-almost-asleep-kind-of-purposeful-wild-romp-of-imagination.
I mean serious, full-on, Logic-what-logic and why-is-that-rabbit-pink? kind of dream. One of those, Oh-my-god-I-have-to-remember-that-it-was-so-cool! kind of dream.
So… let me set the dream up.
Somehow, Obi-Wan (who was female by the way), Ahsoka and Captain Rex had ended up on earth, in New York. (I’ve been watching a LOT of Elementary lately so I’m blaming the setting on that.) Anyway, Ahsoka and Obi-Wan were discussing how they were going to get back to their galaxy given that they didn’t know how they ended up here on “earth”.
Ahsoka: Where ARE we?
F!Obi-Wan: I haven’t the faintest idea. I don’t even know how we got here.
Captain Rex: General Skywalker isn’t going to like this.
Ahsoka: Don’t you mean Darth Vader?
It is at this point that I feel I should tell you that Ahsoka was actually Fulcrum and yet Obi-Wan and Rex were from the Clone Wars. And nobody seemed to care about this.
Anyway, back to the unfolding drama of my psyche…
F!Obi-Wan: I don’t believe that’s Anakin.
Ahsoka: Ooooohoho! It’s Anakin all right. I know. And he’s going to be furious.
Captain Rex: *is doing clone trooper type things. I don’t know. Maybe he’s checking the perimeter*
F! Obi-Wan: *snaps* I’m sorry, all right?! Will that make you feel better? It’s my fault we got into this mess and now we’re millions of lightyears away from our home and I don’t know how to get us back there! And Anakin is furious and going to come after us!
Again, I must point out that this was a dream and it seems logic had flown out the window.
Ahsoka: Obi-Wan… we’ll figure some way out of this. Just… let me go see what I can find out.
What next followed was apparently a walk through some kind of marble courthouse with very loud floors that echoed and a lot of boring, normal people going about their daily activities. Obi-Wan followed Ahsoka, Rex followed Obi-Wan and no one noticed a giant orange and blue woman with horns and head tails coming out of her head and the guy in blue and white armor with the giant gun.
Apparently Ahsoka couldn’t find anything out and was going to contact Anakin, because now he wasn’t Darth Vader anymore. (I KNOW RIGHT??! What the hell brain? We were doing so well!)
Which left Obi-Wan and Rex alone together in the room.
F! Obi-Wan: I’m sorry, Rex. I know this can’t be easy for you. Being separated from your home.
Obi-Wan is doing a lot of apologizing. I wonder what she did before the dream started. I wonder if I can download that from Brain! Amazon.
Rex: *takes his helmet off* It’s all right, sir. At least you’re here. That’s all that matters.
F! Obi-Wan: Rex…
AND THEN THEY STARTED TO KISS.
AND IN MY DREAM, I, FIREFLYFISH, DISTINCTLY SAID “BUT I DON’T SHIP THIS.”
And Obi-Wan and Rex continued to make out, while Ahsoka was off doing reconnaissance or something. Whatever you have that third character do while the other two are K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
So whilst I, FireflyFish, watched Lady Obi-Wan and Rex share a tender embrace, I heard another voice (still me but in that way that you talk to yourself? Is what I’m saying making any sense?)
“WELL YOU SHIP THEM NOW! MUAHAHAHA!” IN MY DREAM! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I TROLLED MY OWN DREAM.
So thanks brain. Thanks for giving me the weirdest and most specific of pairings. Fem! Obi-Wan and Rex.