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infodumping about the ocean

“I wonder what other family mottoes are,” Emma mused. “Do you know any?”
“The Lightwood family motto is ‘We mean well.’  ”
“Very funny.”
Julian looked over at her. “No, really, it actually is.”
“Seriously? So what’s the Herondale family motto? ‘Chiseled but angsty’?”
He shrugged. ‘If you don’t know what your last name is, it’s probably Herondale’?”
Emma burst out laughing.
“What about Carstairs?” she asked, tapping Cortana. “ ‘ We have a sword’? ‘Blunt instruments are for losers’?”
“Morgenstern,” offered Julian. “ ‘ When in doubt, start a war’?”
“How about ‘Has even one of us ever been any good, like ever, seriously’?”
“Seems long,” said Julian. “And kind of on the nose.
—  Lord Of Shadows, Cassandra Clare

It is the year of our Lord 2017 and Catherine friggin’ Tate is honestly out there playing my favourite Disney comics character, completely out of the blue, opposite David Tennant who is playing Scrooge McDuck

Never, not in my wildest dreams, could I imagine I would be typing this one day. 

What a time to be alive guys. 

I’ve been trying to find a new sugaring (it’s a type of hair removal, like waxing but with sugar paste, and is not as painful/better for sensitive skin) salon ever since I moved here, and I think I found a place!

Synthetic Fragrance

We work with many people with health concerns including allergies and environmental sensitivities who may have a reaction to synthetic fragrances. On the day of your visit with us we ask that you refrain from using synthetic fragrances as much as you possibly can so that people with sensitivities are not uncomfortable. We don’t sell or use anything with synthetic fragrance at the spa so if you are looking for alternatives you have come to the right place!

A SALON I CAN GO TO WITHOUT CHOKING ON SYNTHETIC FRAGRANCES!!! TAKE MY MONEY!!

They also use only organic products to accommodate those of us with weird chemical sensitivities and make a lot of stuff themselves so can tailor to your specific allergy needs. They even talk at length about accommodating disabilities and chronic health problems and I’m just so weirdly excited? Like I know this is nothing, but do you know how hard it is to find a beauty salon that makes a point of being mindful that not all their clients will be 100% healthy and able bodied??? I just appreciate this a lot okay? I cant even go to the hairdresser anymore without being subjected to migraines from the exposure to certain chemical scents, let alone enjoy something like a facial or letting someone else do my hair removal so my hands don’t hurt. This is just so nice to find ;_;

Otp parents meme with Harry Styles:

Originally posted by thedailystyles

Requested by @fionnredhead / @androgynoustyles

A/N: Nope, I don’t write for singers in general, but I couldn’t say no to my girl Gabe, so here I am, writing for one of the most important persons in my life again (my 13 years old me is probably crying right now)

  • Who’s the one to wake up the kids:

You are, and you also have to wake up Harry sometimes because he doesn’t sleep like he should all the time

  • Who makes the breakfast:

It switchs - sometimes you do, sometimes he does, sometimes all of you do and it’s just a huge family mess, etc

  • Who’s the one to cry for everything:

Harry. He’s emotional, you know that. So if he sees his kids doing something adorable or whatever, he will probably have tears on his eyes (but in a cool way)

  • Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one:

I feel like you’re the one who has to teach the kids some discipline, since Harry spends a lot of time away from home. I mean, he knows how to educate his children, but he’s definitely way more lenient than you

  • Who helps with the science fair:

You do, because Harry will be just as excited as the kids about it, so he won’t actually help, he will watch everything with an amazed look on his face as if his kids were genius for building up a vulcan or something

  • Who does baby talk:

He does! He had an special voice to talk to the kids (when they were still babies, you know?)

  • Who wakes up for midnight feedings:

Both of you do, but usually you do more than him

  • Who’s the one who always worries:

Harry. It doesn’t matter if something small happened, like one of the kids got a bruise while playing on the backyard, he will be worried

  • Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun:

Harry does, and he’s like “we’re not telling your mom about this, alright?” - then he takes the kids to have ice cream or to have lunch on Anne’s house

  • Who’s the competitive parent:

You two are, which means that things are a little bit hard for the kids, although you let them win sometimes (but only sometimes)

  • Who kisses the ouches:

Harry does, while you’re the one who hugs them and put some medicine on it

  • Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:

Both of you, although you can resist it sometimes. Harry can’t, so if he’s telling the kids “no, we’re not gonna do this” or something like that, and they look up at him with those puppy eyes, he will definitely do what they want to - and will curse everyone and everything because he always used puppy eyes against people and now it’s his turn to suffer with them

  • Who makes the “dad jokes”:

I can’t even explain how awful are Harry’s dad jokes (or just jokes in general)

  • Who embarrassed their kid for fun:

You two, just like a team 

  • Who’s the over protective one:

Harry is, and nobody can tell him to stop protecting the kids (he likes to have them under his wing)

  • Who’s the “take a sweater!” parent:

Both of you (but mostly you, I guess)

sorry to ask this, but i’m really struggling financially for several reasons right now and donations would be really appreciated. my mental illness symptoms got so severe that i had to go to the hospital (i can provide proof if needed) and miss days of work + my hours were temporarily cut. additionally, my wallet, which had over 100$ inside, is missing. the financial issues are really taking a toll on my mental health. i’m not sure how i’ll pay for things like my medication, which is vital to my wellbeing.

any help would be appreciated- even just reblogging this post! if you want me to pay me back, let me know, and i swear, i’ll repay you as soon as i can. i can also make icons (i don’t have a ton of experience, but i’ve made some before) in return! a link to donate is paypal.me/khthree!

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please tell me i’m not the only one

guys i have this thing that happens randomly, that i get extremely sensitive, my skin itches, my hair itches, i feel like there’s bugs in my body, in my head, everywhere, but there’s actually nothing, and it just happens out of nowhere, it’s scary and it makes me panic, does anyone else have this or just know what it is??? please help me

While the angels, all pallid and wan, uprising, unveiling, affirm/That the play is the tragedy, “Man,”  and its hero the Conqueror Worm.

THE FINAL BOSS: A SPURNED WOULD-BE LOVER

I have decided to make this “final boss” series a thing, because I sincerely love all the varied, weird and beautiful antagonists I’ve created over the years! This is K, who is the mysterious head of a great and powerful corporation who hires a thief to steal the secrets of his competitors. Over time, he eventually finds he has feelings for the thief, but unfortunately, the other rebukes him. So what is a man who has received everything in the world to do when he can’t get the one thing he truly desires?

Why, do everything in his power to ruin the life of the thief, kill his loved ones, break him down, and either witness his destruction or make him understand that he really should accept all the love that K has to give.

But if that wasn’t bad enough, K is not a simple ordinary man. He constantly carries an umbrella over him and avoids sunlight, and while some may joke he is a vampire, the truth is far more horrifying. Many years ago, he happened upon a terrible creature, and forced the creature to fuse with him, becoming something far more powerful than even he imagined. The umbrella is not for him. It’s for everyone else. For, as soon as he steps into the sunlight, he violently transforms into a giant, voracious worm-like creature that will rampage until nothing around him is left alive.

A man with an umbrella who holds so much fury in him that it squirms like a worm within his rotting excuse for a heart. What a guy!

anonymous asked:

Amazing prompts😍 Any prompts for how someone would earn forgiveness? One of my characters did something and the other needs to forgive them but I don't know how they'd earn it? Like what grand act would they do?

Thank you!! (I’m on mobile rn so I’ll tag this later!!)

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“What else am I supposed to do? I’ve gotten you flowers, chocolate, a basket of puppies, what else do you want?”

“I don’t know, to actually hear you’re sorry?”

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“You really.. really didn’t have to get a plane.”

“But I wrote an apology letter in the sky!!”

“..Still very unneeded. Where did you even get the money?”

“…Welllll…”

No but think about a high school au

Random thought but imagine the cliche with:
Shirayuki as the bright first year with equally as bright hair who spends all her time studying in the library before being dragged out by fellow first year Yuzuri who is often accompanied by second year Suzu
Zen as the headmaster’s son (Izana’s in university or something idek I haven’t thought this through) and known as the handsome ‘prince’ of the school by the students who is both good at sports and gets good grades.
Finally the mysterious third year transfer student Obi. No one knows anything about him but he’s best known for his playful attitude and good looks.
Zen saves Shirayuki from a student from a nearby school who seems intent on dating her due to her hair (Raj???) and eventually Shirayuki ends up tutoring Obi because she’s just that dam smart???
EDIT: Ryuu is a middle schooler Shirayuki tutors and sometimes Obi tags along to their sessions.
EDIT 2: Yuzuri and Suzu have a betting pool for the students to bet on who Shirayuki will end up with.

You and I should crash
Into each other
And if we’re lucky
Not even the world will survive
I’ll spell your name
With blood dripping from bruised knuckles
You can spell my name
With oil dripping from wrecked cars
You almost bled to death
I was always meant to burn
Let’s meet in the middle
And fuck the world
—  Just fuck the world. (e.r.)

I feel the Rick and Morty clusterfuck deep in my soul, in that place where for a long time I felt like I was closest to the canon where I took every line to heart, no matter how minor, and every scene was sacred and knowing the canon better than anyone else was the way for it to be part of me, and any distance from the text- even just to analyze it- felt like separating myself from something that made me feel safe.

That’s not something to be proud of, and I’m very glad I’ve outgrown it. But even as I’m judging Rick and Morty fans (for many reasons: targeting McDonald’s employees is a shit move, and it coming from people who loudly claim to be intellectually superior is definitely worthy of mockery, and the people involved in this do not seem to be high school and college kids), I have that uncomfortable under-layer of understanding wanting their canon to be real that much.

It’s happening again. I’m falling for you all over again and I don’t know how to break the cycle. I don’t know how to move on when I have to see you all the time; walking around campus, sitting in the library or being tagged by mutual friends on Facebook. 

But it’s different this time, when I see you it isn’t the same longing I used to feel. It isn’t even infatuation anymore. Now all I feel is anger. 

Anger that I wasted so much time longing for you and so much time confused as to what I was really feeling. Anger that I can’t just look at you like I look at everyone else. 

I don't want you, I don’t want to be your friend or anything more that a friend. All I want is to see you and not be reminded of the time lost, to see you and not confuse how I feel now to how I used to feel. I still want your attention out of habit, I still try to intrigue you as I walk past.

I’m ready to move on, but the past keeps dragging me down and won’t let me close the chapter of you.

—  This isn’t what I want, I know that. But you were an addiction for so long, and I have never been good at quitting, and I have always been a master of the relapse. 

skatzaa  asked:

Yo so I'm still messed up over that post you tagged as "puck on her wedding day" bc it's just?? So good??? And I have no idea how you (or anyone else in the fandom, tbh) manages to find posts that just fit the aesthetic so well while also going beyond the most obvious types of posts but like honestly. This fandom is so blessed to have you my friend and I'm feeling sappy tonight so I wanted to let you know I appreciate you. but anyway ty for all you do for us ❤️

(okay continued from the last one bc apparently I’m feeling Extra Sappy™ tonight) but also that goes for everyone else in our little fandom too!! You’re all superstars and I’m so glad this book has brought us all together!!! I just wanna thank everyone for every single post they contribute, be it fanart or fic or graphics or reblogs with tags that make me go !!!! Haha anyway I think I’m done for the night but really. Y'all are too good to be true ❤️😘😍        

Originally posted by perfectmistake13

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO NICE

Thank you so much for your kind words! I couldn’t do it without you! And I heartily agree with you about the fandom! I don’t know how we got so lucky? You are all the loveliest, sweetest, most beautiful souls. Every one of you is creative, thoughtful, talented, welcoming, enthusiastic, and valued. I love The Scorpio Races, but now I’ve come to love all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Look :’) how far :’) she’s come since her first appearance :’) So proud of her :’) She’s so much happier :’)

@varaenthefallen tagged me in this WIP game:

WIP Game Rules: Go to page 7 of your WIP, count down 7 lines, share 7 sentences, and then tag 7 other writers.

So here’s a bit from the current chapter of Anabasis, some of which people have already seen the notes for. By a bizarre coincidence, that scene ended up on page 7, so here it is in it’s final form.

(Also, I’m doing a little more than 7 lines because it doesn’t make sense otherwise. The actual seven lines start about half-way down.)

“What happened?”

Obi-Wan frowned, but it was Anakin who answered. “Someone offered Boba Fett one million credits to kill you,” he said. “Which is ridiculous. He should have charged at least three million.”

Padmé could only shake her head. She knew him well enough to know that was his idea of a compliment. She also knew it was sincerely meant, which really only made it worse. It was probably best to just ignore it.

“Oh?” said Obi-Wan. He sounded caught somewhere between annoyance and a morbid curiosity. “And how much are you worth, then?”

Padmé watched Anakin open his mouth to answer, and then close it again. Something old and sharp-edged appeared in his eyes, glinting like the stroke of a knife.

“Fifteen thousand Republic credits, roughly,” he said. There was no inflection at all in his voice. “I know it seems like a lot, but I’m a good mechanic, so that makes me more valuable.”

Okay I’ll actually tag some other people this time, but only do it if you want to: @scowlofjustice, @nimblermortal, @grand-duc, @terresdebrume and uh….anybody else on my dash who writes and isn’t writing TFA-related stuff.

Let’s talk about moving on

And how to do it in a healthy way.

My biggest problem with Staron is NOT Steve moving on.  I mean, yes, I have the very personal idea that not everyone moves on, and that’s okay, and I think Steve is one of those people.  But that’s a personal thing.  The problem with Staron is the dual problematic ideas of

  1. Steve being imprinted on Sharon from a young age as the ideal man via her aunt and
  2. Steve projecting his feelings for Peggy on her nearest relative, because it’s familiar and easy.

Neither of those things are healthy or good for either character.  It’s a horrible trope to push on Sharon, who could be so much more than that.  And I don’t care about “it was in the comics” because it wasn’t healthy in the comics either, and that was even pointed out by the characters, that they’re better as friends.  As for Steve’s transference, sooner or later, that’s going to fall apart, because Sharon isn’t Peggy, and sooner or later, he’s going to have to admit that, and it’s going to end up hurting both of them.  I mean, sure, MCU could totally skate over those consequences, and probably will, but I can’t.

And it has nothing to do with not being able to see Steve move on.

Take another scenario, where instead of Brutasha to fill that vacuum created by separating Clint and Natasha with Clint’s family, they developed the relationship that already existed between Steve and Natasha.  Where Natasha knows that there’s a part of Steve that will always love Peggy, because that’s how it works, and doesn’t fault him for that.  Where they both have those pieces the other can’t have, but that’s okay.  Where Steve has someone who’s different from Peggy, but has some of the same qualities, so it’s a type and not projecting.  Where Nat has someone who she can trust and depend on, but will call her on her shit.  Where they’ve both loved before, and that doesn’t end, but it doesn’t mean they can’t love each other.

I don’t even ship Steve and Nat, like, at all, because Clintasha and Steggy and that’s my life and my prejudices.  Also because I really love the platonic relationship, and think those are super important too.  But I would find that a lot more resonant and a hell of a lot more palatable than Staron, because it’s not perfect or ideal, but it’s a lot closer to healthy than we’re likely to get with Staron.

:3

After drawing this last night cause of reasons, I decided I liked how it came out and clearly needed to draw more. Lil’ older here and more of em’. X3

Enjoy the ded from cute, everyone! :D