like how does she look like that

anonymous asked:

you are the reason I started watching the Magicians and I'd just like to say thanks!! I was wondering if you had any wickoff headcanons or anything because there is a serious lack of julia/kady content

1. YAY I’M SO GLAD YOU STARTED WATCHING IT!!!!

2. do i have wickoff headcanons????? you bet ur fuckin ass i do pls

  • first of all, i wholeheartedly believe that kady orloff-diaz has no fucking idea how to use a computer!! like this bitch will hop on a mac and find herself typing random things into terminal bc really?? “why the fuck does the internet button look like a compass?”
  • one of kady’s favorite things to do is walk around in julia’s ivy sweatshirts and watch people ogle at her,. (one time she convinced a starbucks cashier to give her their drinks for free because “mark zuckerberg spoke at my commencement ceremony and we spoke for a while after. we exchanged numbers i could probably get you a job or something with him” - julia was just glad that kady even knew who mark zuckerberg was)
  • kady loves to watch black and white films while julia just wants to watch bridesmaids or “even a documentary about the civil war, just- let it be in color please.”

anonymous asked:

Dan, Fizzy, Dans sister, the grand parentd,the nanny..... like there are a slew of other people who makes a 100% more sense than louis yet people ignore everyone and everything for their theories, like yeah its a cute headcanon that louis takes care of them and im sure he does but dont use it for any kind of argument

and some people act like lottie is the only one who knows how to care for them or can which she does she puts her heart and soul into looking after ernie and doris like the absolute angel she is but those kids have the largest family who all pull their weight

OH and there was another time where BP was talking with me about kinfeels while having a cigarette, and it kinda had a think for a second and said, “Y’know, I speak like one of those 1920′s mobsters now. And I like stabbing stuff. What’s to say I wasn’t, like, Spades Slick or somethin’ as well as being me?”

and I said “i dunno. have a think on it?”

and BP leaned over and shouted “Hey mealy roy, how’d’ya deal with kinfeels?”

and Amélie was reading a magazine on the couch with her legs crossed and she didn’t even look up, she just said “You don’t.” with that eyebrow raise and pursed lips she does, cause she practically had an identity crisis over realising that she had probably also lived a life as selina kyle (yes, that’s why she’s been posting pics of catwoman)

And BP kind of stared for a moment, then shrugged and said “Eh, fair” and that was that

pearl theory

so there’s a lot of mystery about who pearl was supposed to be owned by back on homeworld. the two most popular theories are that a) she didn’t belong to anyone b) that she belonged to pink diamond. while the first one is what we all kind of hope, i think i’ve found a really weird but actually logical answer. so ya know how the other pearls look like the gems they serve

well, pearl looks nothing like pink diamond, but you know who she does look like?

now hear me out. I think that bismuth did something on homeward that ended up with her receiving a pearl(our pearl). i think that she didn’t want to treat pearl as a servant but as a friend which is most likely because of or the cause of bismuth and rose quartz’s friendship, as both despise the societal system that exists in homeworld. this would make bismuth’s joking to pearl of “who do she belong to?” even more prevalent. it would also explain why pearl’s gem is in a different place than the pearls who serve the diamonds, as it might be seen as something that would decrease a gems value. also one last thing, what does bismuth do? she creates weapons. what does pearl have a vast amount of knowledge and appreciation for? swords and swordsmanship. 

Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.

Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war - about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.

By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.

Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.

Kanaya Style Variation Ratings

0 is “I love her” and 10 is me sobbing on the floor

The Kanaya sprite, a classic. Not a fan of sprites, personally, and by the time we got to Kan’s intro I was hoping for a bit less. 2/10

A better introduction. She is clearly jacked, by the 1 handed grip on that chainsaw, and offers a mischievous grin upwards. 6/10

oh m- oh my god oh- ethereal. 9/10

Kan’s first talksprite. Cryptid. 1/10

Crayonaya - for the actions and resurrection,  7/10

Please. 8/10

“But that’s the exact same art style, same scen-” 7/10

Oh my; tall, looks like a teen, as she is a teen. 10/10

Kanaya’s second talksprite- shaped like a friend. 10/10

: 7/10

Everything was red doo dodo. Ferocious.  6/10

“That’s from Paradox Space, not-” 11/10

“THAT’S ALS-” 8/10

ok this is her talksprite again but look how much she does not give a shit. 6/10

A sketchy colored look with good shapes, 7/10

she looks really cute w the left side of her face swollen, like a dog who ate a bee 9/10

dumfoundedly happy 20/10

a comprehensive list of every harry potter character i want to know more about
  • hannah abbott - is she doing okay? how’s her and neville’s relationship going? do they have any kids? does she make like the best butterbeer ever? i want to know
  • bathsheda babbling - apparently she was the ancient runes teacher at hogwarts and truly i just want to know more about her because look at that fucking name
  • katie bell - how’s my girl katie doing? hopefully not too affected by that whole dark curse thing she had to deal with? also i just want to know more about her like how’d she get into quidditch what were her stats like when did her and oliver wood get married
  • phineas negillus black - truly it’s tragic that whenever i picture him in my mind i see phineas from phineas and ferb with black hair and a very large black wizarding cloak on but like besides that how was he as a headmaster? what was he like? does he take joy in being a little dick head? i truly want to know
  • susan bones - how is she after her aunt’s death? what’s she doing with her life? susan bones sounds like the type of girl who’d be really really good at braiding hair. is she really really good at braiding hair?
  • lavender brown - i hope she’s doing okay and that she’s learning to live with the scars greyback gave her and hopefully she’s not a werewolf and listen she just liked ron is that really such a crime jk rowling did her so dirty!!! also i want to know everything about her and parvati’s relationship “friendship” and all the crazy make-outs shenanigans they got into
  • charity burbage - how’d she get into teaching muggle studies? was she scared those last few moments of her life? was she a good teacher? why the hell did jk rowling never let us witness a muggle studies class
  • alecto & amycus carrow - damn tell me everything about these two what was their childhood how’d they get into the dark arts literally how far were they willing to go because like torturing children is just fucking evil
  • the cattermoles - did they actually grab their family and get out of britain?? i sure hope so
  • penelope clearwater - how’s she doing??? did she get like fucking awesome grades?? how’d she react when percy was being a Dick? important questions
  • dennis creevey - legit how many times did collin write to him about harry? i bet dennis was like “jesus fuck mate shut up”. is he doing okay? i sure hope so. i hope he got into photography too
  • fleur delacour - listen i just want to know MORE what kind of student was she??? how many friends did she have??? i want more elaboration on her relationship with her sister. i want a whole god damn book just about fleur’s life. god damn it
  • dedalus diggle - how did anyone let him become an auror with a name like that
  • the dumbledores - please, for the love of god, i’d die if jk rowling gave us a book on the dumbledores. think about all that information. wow.
  • arabella figg - how did a squib get in contact with dumbledore? how was her life growing up being a squib? what were all her cat’s names? did she go play bridge every night with her friends? these are questions i need answers to
  • seamus finnigan - “me mam” oh you sweet boy how i love you. when was the first time he and dean kissed and was it as magical as he thought?? i won’t rest until i am answered
  • mundungnus fletcher - so like did he become like he is because of his name or did he change his name to reflect the fact that he was an utter piece of shit
  • filius flitwick - how’d he get into charms!!! what were his favorite teaching methods!!! favorite students!!! literally anything!!!
  • florean fortescue - i want to know every single damn flavor of ice cream he had in his shop. also, did he ever reopen it??
  • astoria greengrass - how’d she and draco meet? what are her political views?? her family life??? what kind of mother was she to scorpius?? i bet she was a damn elegant one
  • rubeus hagrid - like i want DETAILS about his life at hogwarts. every damn one. and about his life afterwards. i want a tour of his cottage. transcripts of every date he went on with madame maxime or whatever. a list of every single pet he ever owned. i want stories about him going to romania and visiting charlie. i want EVERYTHING
  • angelina johnson - my BITCH how’s she doing???? how’s life after hogwarts for her?? is she kicking ass and taking names?? i sure hope so. is she playing quidditch? or maybe she’s like a wizarding lawyer or something like stone cold bitch!!!! love that girl. what kind of mother is she? when did she and george fall in love?? does she still meet up with alicia spinnet and katie bell every once in a while for tea and biscuits and a chat?
  • lee jordan - IS HE A PROFESSIONAL COMMENTATOR. THAT’S ALL I WANT TO KNOW
  • bellatrix lestrange - i honestly just want to know everything about her. how was she growing up? her relationship with her sisters? when did she like fall in love or infatuation or lust or whatever with voldemort??? is like the no nose thing a kink? when’d she lose her mind? important questions
  • frank and alice longbottom - how’d they meet? how’d they fall in love? how’d they get married? they deserved better
  • ernie macmillan - did he ever stop being such a little bitch?
  • minerva mcgonagall - LEGITIMATELY EVERYTHING I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING i want a 1000 page essay detailing her time at hogwarts
  • cormac mclaggen - did he ever stop being such a big dick?
  • the patil sisters - listen tell me about like hinduism and magic and indian culture and hindu mythology and magic and also just everything about these sisters and their sisterly bond and how they were both underestimated and taken for giggling girls even though they were smart as fuck i love them
  • kingsley shacklebolt - okay i wanna hear how awesome he was at school and about how everyone loved him and i wanna hear about his adventures in the ministry and him talking to the muggle prime minister and basically how fucking awesome he was
  • dean thomas - his love for soccer!!!! tell me all about it!!!! his love for seamus!!!!! tell me all about it!!!!
  • ted tonks - how did he and andromeda fall in love??? did he try to convince her he was worth it???? was he Smooth As Fuck??? important questions
  • the weasleys - like i KNOW we know a ton about them but i just want MORE. i want more charlie and bill and bill and ginny’s relationship and all the siblings hanging out and i just want MORE of the dynamic
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“Maybe more possible than you realise… My real name is Sabine Wren. I was sent in to get you out.” When Commander Sato’s Rebel Cell receives information that a number of imperial cadets wish to defect to the Rebels, Sabine Wren is sent in undercover to rescue them. The pilots – Wedge Antilles and Derek ‘Hobbie’ Klivian – would become two of the Alliance’s greatest assets, fighting in numerous battles against the Empire. — Wedge Antilles’ revised backstory as an Imperial Fighter Pilot from Star Wars Rebels.

sometimes i look at how much vulnerable information i post online for everyone to see and i’m like jesus christ does this bitch have a death wish and then i’m like yeah she does

things i liked in the christmas special
  • how dramatic it was. for real. the songs were so overdramatic i was like “me @ life”
  • seeing everyone in their cute little winter outfits?? even tom and sabine?? adorable
  • ADRIEN MY SAD SON BEING SAD TO THE POINT HE ALMOST HATED CHRISTMAS
  • this special warmed me up more to Nathalie’s character. you can see she does really care about Adrien.
  • CHAT LOOKING OUT MARINETTE’S HOUSE WHILE SINGING??? i can’t believe marichat is canon
  • the most dramatic scene in miraculous ladybug’s history ever??? I WAS LIKE THE HELL IS THIS INTERNAL STRUGGLES WHERE DID IT COME FROM when chat noir was about to cataclysm THE FUCKING BIG CHRISTMAS TREE?? but his mom appears in his mind so he just nopes the fuck out and destroys something with himself instead?? like that fanart??? i can’t??
  • PLAGG SINGING A SONG OH MY GOD MY CAT SON IS SO PRECIOUS I’M SO THANKFUL FOR THAT
  • ADRIEN OPENING MARINETTE’S GIFT: we thought that dreamy face was gonna be for ladybug but NOPE!! it’s about freaking!!! marinette!!! “she’s so kind” child ur so in love stop lying to urself
  • Adrien wishing Merry Christmas to Plagg and using the hat to keep him warm I’m so fucking????? OH MY GOD???
  • the whole little converation with Santa and Adrien giving the hat to him. He’s so precious
  • that little Ladrien moment *eyes emoji*
  • the TEAMWORK!! THE FREAKING!! TEAMWORK!!! I MISSED MY KIDS SO MUCH??? LOOK AT THEM GO AND SAVE CHRISTMAS
  • “MY LADY”
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir falling into Alya’s house AND HER LITERALLY PROVING TO BE THE LADYNOIR #1 SHIPPER
  • It’s not like that” - Ladybug, 2016
  • Alya calling Ladybug “CocciNoel” that was so funny and cute
  • ADRIEN GETTING THE XMAS PARTY HE DESERVES WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM

CONS:

  • NO MISTLETOE KISS AND LB AND CN EXCHANGING GIFTS
A lot of people don’t understand why a girl would keep letting the same corruptive, toxic young boy back into her life when he keeps somehow hurting her each time. People don’t understand how a girl as pure and delicate as her would even fall for a boy and sinful and disastrous as him. People don’t understand why she loves him even when he breaks her whole world apart. And it is hard to understand I get it but most people are just looking at the surface of their love, their love is so much deeper than that. He may hurt her, but nobody can make her smile like he does. He may break her but nobody can pick back up the pieces like he does. He is the reason that life isn’t so bland and normal, he’s the reason she actually feels emotions, he’s the reason she met one of her best friends, he’s the reason she’s been able to actually experience real life and not some fantasy her mother grew her up to see life as, he’s the reason that she is able to know what real love is and how it feels. To other people it may seem like he’s the only reason she expirences pain, but he’s not. He may bring her some pain but he brings her happiness more than anything else and she does the same for him. She’s the reason he’s been able to love again, she’s the reason he doesn’t have nightmares at night, she’s the reason that he has been able to not always see the bad things in life, she’s the reason he ever smiles at all anymore. In everything there has ever been there has been flaws. Nothing is ever going to always be perfect. They’ve learned that especially…they’ve been able to see past their flaws and just love another for who they are. Because they know without eachother their lives would be even more corrupt then they are with each other. They know that without the bad you can’t really have the good. They know that you have to expirence some darkness before you can fully expirence the life. And because of all of this that’s why their love works. People may not understand it and how their love works but they don’t need them to, frankly at times they don’t even understand it themselves. But what they do know is their love is stronger than anything they’ve ever known and that they don’t ever want to loose eachother because their lives are better now with each other then they’ve ever been.
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@why-animals-do-the-thing thought you might like this video! It seems like a really fun and unique way to exercise multiple dogs; espescially beagles who have specifically been bred for that kind of pack chasing behavior (from the look of other videos on her youtube it seems like she does lure competitions with her beagles as well!) I’m also jealous of how huge her yard is; although it looks like she needs that kind of space for 10+ beagles who all look very happy and healthy! 

Lapis Lazuli Theory

So, I usually don’t make theory posts, but this most recent round of leaks got me thinking and I haven’t seen any posts addressing this yet, or at least not the way I see it. 

In the song sung by Yellow Diamond, we find out the uses for a few gems, including Lapis. A few theories out there hung up on the idea of terraforming literally meaning “make like earth”, especially in the context of Si-Fi, but I don’t agree with this statement. While yes, the dictionary definition of terraforming is used in this method, a LOT of landscaping companies use when they mean making radical changes to an area, like creating or removing hills. But it does bring up a “why?”. Why would Gems, who do not need to eat, sleep or even breathe, need to Terraform? 

Well, let’s look at OUR Lapis to start. In the episode Same Old World, we hear Lapis’s origins for how she ended up in the mirror. In this, she expresses she wasn’t supposed to stay on Earth for long but got caught up in the war. The important part of this was that she was there in the early stages of the war, before things got too serious and possibly before it even started at all.

Now, some have argued that Lapis is some kind of messenger as well, based on her ability to create wings of water and relay information through water like a mirror (Same Old World). However, I argue that some gems demonstrate powers that do not align specifically with their given class system or role. A prime example?

Sapphire

Sapphire’s ability to create ice has nothing to do with her “intended purpose”. Indeed, in the same song Yellow Diamond says Lapis are used to terraform, she tells us Sapphires are used for their future vision. We also see it in The Answer where Blue Diamond asks Sapphire for guidance on what will happen in regards to what happens with the Crystal Gems. 

But, Lapis’s ability to manipulate water IS in line with her terraforming ability. 

These are the two Kindergartens. As we know, Beta Kindergarten was a rushed job as a result of the war, but the Prime Kindergarten existed before the war, producing primarily Quartz gems like Rose and Amethysts. This is done by injectors placed within the walls, causing gems to emerge out of the holes seen above. But look at the shape of the Kindergartens, and what they look like. Gems are not just produced by sticking an injector in the dirt somewhere, they’re made in canyons. Deep canyons. Look at the lines present within both of the Kindergartens. If they look familiar, they should. After all, the same lines in rock are observed in a famous United State Landmark: The Grand Canyon. 

These lines are basically layers of rock built up over millions of years naturally. However, the Colorado River has been eroding the Earth over millions of years. In fact, it’s thought that the Beta Kindergarten may be located in the Grand Canyon. But there’s a reason it’s viewed as being inferior to the Prime Kindergarten that Peridot elaborates on in Beta: The surfaces must be flat. The Grand Canyon was created naturally by a river and is twisted and curved around, and converted into a Kindergarten to quickly produce more troops during the war. But the walls of the Prime Kindergarten are straight, unnatural even when compared to the Grand Canyon. That’s because Prime Kindergarten was created artificially through careful, planned water erosion instead of a natural river. What gems can manipulate water with ease? Lapis Lazulis. Lapis herself has demonstrated she can move an entire ocean, even when cracked.  Based on the time frame, the answers are clear:

Lapis Lazulis terraform Kindergartens for Homeworld.

Our Lapis helped created the Kindergarten on Earth.

Imagine the Paladins seeing Pidge’s statues of them like

  • Shiro would be a proud Space Dad like “I like how you improvised with the materials you were given.  The proportions are correct; they’re extremely detailed.  Very impressive, Pidge.”
  • Lance would immediately hug her, “ADMIT IT, YOU MISSED ME!”  Until she bat his hands away and pried herself from his grip.
  • Keith would be all pouty because it looks exactly like him and holy shit he does have a mullet.  
    • “I don’t look like that >:(” 
    • “Actually you do”
    • “SHUT UP LANCE”
  • And Hunk would be hurt like “You didn’t make one of me? :((”
    • “Nothing’s better than the original, Hunk.” 
  • “Awwwww -wait.  Was that a dig at the rest of us???  PIDGE????”

1. I think I wake up thinking of you. i check my phone notifications and even if I’m too tired to know what I’m looking for yet, when I don’t see your name I’m disappointed.

2. What’s it like? to have someone be so honest with you, all the time. how does it feel to know everything?

3. I can never tell if you look at me anymore. i want you to. i want it to stop hurting when you don’t.

4. I almost bought a new bra this weekend but I didn’t because I have no one left to show it to. i’ve run out of places to go when I’m lonely.

5. i bet you guys are good together. i bet she doesn’t hurt you like I did.

6. did i? did I hurt you? there’s no blood on my hands. my conscience is clear.

7. i wonder if you can say the same.

—  i bet you can, you were always a good liar– lily rain

So it was confirmed that Adrien has learned how to flirt from movies and shows and anime. So I was just thinking about how one day Chat flirts with Ladybug like he usually does but then she actually flirts back with a cheeky smile and everything. And Chat just panics and is all flustered and is like “WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME HAHA I THINK WE’RE DONE WITH PATROL FOR TODAY.”

And runs off back to his house and when he detransforms in his room he goes to his anime DVD collection and starts freaking out and Plagg is like

“What are you freaking out about?”

And Adrien’s like “THE SHOUJOS DIDN’T WARN ME ABOUT THIS.”

Seriously though I feel SO satisfied by that 3 second interaction betwen dan and phils mum like… i have ALWAYS wondered about the relationship between dan and phil’s famalam - they go on holidays together. In their younger years dan basically lived at phil’s house (slight exaggeration okay) like… how does it work? What does she think of him? Is he a second son to her? Does she think he’s Phil’s best friend or internet friend or husband or work partner or what?

All I know is that it took Dan approximately 0.00003 milliseconds after she came on the phone to transform into a polite, charming little fucker that sounded a hell of a lot like a suck-up trying to schmooze his boyfriend’s parents 

“Hi, by the way, how are you?” 

I see right though you, Daniel