like holy shit i love these dorks

our picarto dorks discord had a secret santa in which a lovely anonymous recipient asked for their favourite character and how could i resist from Going All Out On This Thing 😤👌 this was so much fun to make (so shiny it hurts) and honestly it got me into reading gztale which i’m throughly hooked on now! bless this depressed uber fluff prince 10/10

Ganz belongs to @golzy (if you see this holy shit thank you for creating some of the best content out there, i’m continuously blown away by your dedication and care put into your work, bless you!! 💙💙)

anonymous asked:

sTeReK 15?

Sterek, The Way You Said “I Love You”

#15 Loud, so everyone can hear

“Because I love you!” Stiles shouts, and then immediately sucks in a hard breath, eyes bulging wide in horror and disbelief. Did he really just…

Derek’s own eyes go wide as well, though the rest of his face remains carefully frozen. Scott looks like he swallowed a bug. So yep, Stiles really just. He did that. In front of basically everyone he knows.

“I mean.” He starts and stops. His dad’s got an unimpressed eyebrow raised in his direction. Cora looks like she’s fighting back mean laughter. This is not the direction any of them probably expected this newest argument between Stiles and Derek to go, but none of them seem exactly shocked by it. 

Except for Derek.

“Okay, so.” Stiles shakes it off and launches back in on the topic at hand. “Tabling that embarrassing outburst for the time being, I’m still right and Derek still shouldn’t be the one who plays bait for this asshole.”

“Why, because you just can’t bear to live without him?” Isaac smirks, rolling his eyes.

Stiles grits his teeth and digs his fingers into his thighs to keep from punching the douchebag. “Because the warlock is expecting it. We need the element of surprise on our side here, and Derek playing martyr yet again won’t give us that.”

The group easily falls back into battle planning mode then, and even if they don’t necessarily forget Stiles’ heated confession, they’ve got bigger fish to fry at the moment and they all know it. Derek included, who shakes his head minutely when Stiles starts talking, and then pipes up with an idea for a new plan as though nothing ever happened. 

Stiles is outwardly grateful for Derek’s composure, but internally bereft. He can feel a hollow point in the center of his chest appear and slowly grow.

Later, when the blood has been shed, and the bad guy has been slain, and Scott is offering up his Hallmark card platitudes to those who need it as they shuffle their way towards a shower and a bed. Later, when they’ve all somehow survived another life-or-death go around with another big bad and don’t have the energy to wonder if the next one will finally be their last one…

Later. Derek falls into step beside Stiles, and asks, without looking at him, “Did you mean it?”

Stiles rolls his shoulders and stuffs his hands firmly into his pockets. He lets his eyes obsess over the grooves in the battered blacktop they’re walking across to get to their respective vehicles. “Don’t ask stupid questions, Derek.”

“Don’t tell me you’re in love with me in the middle of a fight then.”

Stiles stops walking and turns on him, throwing his arms out into the air uselessly. “Fine! Shit. I’m sorry, alright? What do you want from me?”

Derek purses his lips thoughtfully for a moment. Then bites down on the tiniest of smiles and steps forward, into Stiles’ personal space. “I just wish I had been brave enough to say it first is all.”

Stiles blinks. Forgets how to breathe. Blinks again. “Wait. What?”

Derek shrugs one shoulder and pretends to study his shoes while unsubtly inching even closer. “I’m just saying. We should probably take turns with the romantic declarations, or I’ll never actually get the chance to tell you I love you too.”

Either Stiles passed out at some point or this is a very crass prank. 

But Derek takes his hand then and holds it like it’s sacred. Like it’s normal

“Holy shit, pinch me,” Stiles whispers.

Derek winks, and looks like a complete dork while he does it. “Maybe later.”

Stiles has never been more in love with him.

Patater Week - Day 7

Feb. 12- Adopting a Pet Together (Bonus points for including Kit!) - 1.5K

Kimmy’s sitting outside the pet shop, fenced in with two other volunteers and about fifteen puppies when the 6’4 guy with the Falconer’ cap comes up to her.

“Puppy for sale?” he asks, his accent thick. European, Kimmy guesses, but she’s pretty bad at pinpointing these kinds of things. He’s pointing at the wriggling ball of fur in her lap, gnawing at a plastic bone.  

“Adoption,” Kimmy says, then cradles the puppy as she stands. “Would you like to hold him?”

“Can I?” the man asks, sounding pleasantly surprised as he sets down his groceries.

“Sure,” Kimmy says. This particular puppy hasn’t really been catching the attention of families throughout the day. He’s a little plain, Kimmy supposes, and shy around strangers. “Just kind of hold him with two hands—there you go.”

The man is astonishingly gentle when she transfers the puppy to him, and the dog looks comically small in his hands. The man’s eyes are twinkling, and he holds the dog close to his chest, kissing it on the head very lightly as he murmurs in Russian.

“His name’s Kenny,” Kimmy says. “We found him in a box downtown, along with a couple others. They’ve all had their shots, gotten fixed, microchipped, it’s all included in the adoption fees.”

“His name Kenny?” the man grins, like there’s a joke behind that. 

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Dialogue Prompts

please send me a number (or multiple numbers) in my ask!

kind of a compilation of a bunch of different lists ive seen but only the ones i liked


  1. “Can you please stop coming in through the windows? You keep scaring the hell out of me.”
  2. “I’m not really sure what you’re doing is legal, so how about don’t do that.”
  3. “Hey, I kind of just moved in? The walls are pretty thin, and I heard muffled screams coming from your place, are you goof?”
  4. “Wow, so this is what you’ve been hiding? Honestly… I’m not that surprised.”
  5. “You know, for a genius, you’re kind of a dumbass.”
  6. “You just got stabbed and you want to know if I’m okay?!”
  7. “Did… Did you just get yourself stuck to the ceiling?”
  8. “Holy shit, you’re freezing! C’mon, let’s go get you warmed up.”
  9. “I thought you… of all people, would understand why I do this.”
  10. “You are so good. How could it be anyone else?”
  11. “You’re still my favorite person. Even if you are part spider and wear spandex.”
  12. “Then I’ll wait until you’re ready. For you, I’d wait forever and then some.”
  13. “You deserve all things that are good, and I won’t stop reminding you of that.”
  14. “Your hands are always so cold.”
  15. “I really like the way the light hits you and makes all of the gold in your eyes explode. It’s like looking at the sun.”
  16. “Don’t move! Wow, you look so pretty in this light, I can’t miss the opportunity.”
  17. “I know your a boy and boys aren’t supposed to be pretty, but damn, are you a pretty boy.”
  18. “Every time I see you, you have a new bruise on your body. You’re either the world’s clumsiest person, or you’re in some kind of trouble.”
  19. “Asking for help doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to realize when you can’t do it alone.”
  20. “Please, I don’t want to lose you.”
  21. “You mean everything to me.”
  22. “I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to be doing it.”
  23. “No! You can’t just web it the fuck up and expect it to stop!”
  24. “I’m really sorry, but I just killed a spider.”
  25. “You know, that color really brings out the happiness in your eyes. You should wear it more often.”
  26. “Am I not good enough for you?”
  27. “Do you believe in true love?”
  28. “I’m only good at three things: making ridiculous science puns, laughing at inappropriate times, and making some bomb ass snickerdoodles. None of them will help with this.”
  29. “At least I’ll have a pretty wicked scar if I survive.”
  30. “Oh, absolutely not. I can’t do this without you.”
  31. “I need a place to stay, and your arms were the first thing I thought of.”
  32. “I immediately regret my decision.”
  33. “I am not being dramatic. I’m being practical.”
  34. “Please don’t go. I don’t want to be alone right now.”
  35. “I need your help. I had nowhere else to go.”
  36. “No. No, you don’t get to apologize. Never, ever apologize for something like that, you got it? Now come here.”
  37. “You could have died! I could have lost you!”
  38. “I’m not angry at you. I never could be. I’m angry that your life has been on the line so many times and you’ve been hurt so much and I’m angry that you had to go through it alone.”
  39. “Stop hiding from me. I just want to help you, can’t you see that?”
  40. “Would you just shut up and listen to me for two goddamn seconds?!”
  41. “You should probably close the door.”
  42. “Don’t you fucking dare.”
  43. “I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
  44. “I told you to take care of it - not stick it to the fucking ceiling!”
  45. “Okay… It’s not - no, it’s exactly what it looks like. Shit.”
  46. “You can fall apart if you want to.”
  47. “You’re such a fucking dork. It’s adorable.”
  48. “Holy muscles.”
  49. “Think you have enough there, Sticky?”
  50. “I don’t think forever will be long enough. Our time together will always be too short.”
  51. “I love your freckles.”
  52. “Do you ever wish you weren’t who you are?”
  53. “I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.”
  54. “Pinky swear?”
  55. “Hey! Swinging with another person isn’t as easy as it seems, okay?!”
  56. “God, stop doing that.”
  57. “You know my house has a door, right? You don’t always have to come in through the window.”
  58. “Are you trying to seduce me?”
  59. “I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.”
  60. “I’m in love with you!”
  61. “What in the world did I do to deserve someone as amazing as you?”
  62. “Say that again.”
  63. “I’ll pay you to hit me with a car.”
  64. “You knocked on my window at three in the morning to cuddle?”
  65. “I think I forgot how to breathe.”
  66. “Is this okay?”
  67. “I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of that.”
  68. “You’ve got to stop doing that.”
  69. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
  70. “I trust you. Wholeheartedly.”
  71. “Just shut up and kiss me already!”
  72. “You did all of this… for me?”
  73. “Please.”
  74. “Trust me.”
  75. “Do that again.”
  76. “Um… Somebody broke that.”
  77. “Ow-Hey! Stop hitting me!”
  78. “I’m just going to walk away and pretend I didn’t just see that.”
  79. “Make me.”
  80. “Are you jealous?”
  81. “What am I going to do with you?”
  82. “Will you be quiet?!”
  83. “Can I kiss you?”
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a little pic in the miraculous ladybug blindshipping au

yuugi has the biggest crush on the prince but atem at this point only has eyes for his partner. mostly. atem does think yuugi’s pretty cute tho. on the other hand, ladybug thinks that his cat is a huge fucking dork that flirts WAY too much.

  • Yurio: Dude if you like someone just fucking tell them.
  • Otabek: What if that person doesn’t feel the same way?
  • Yurio: Holy shitballs that person will. Try and practice with me.
  • Otabek: I-I’m in love with you and you changed my life. You are my muse, my inspiration and I’d like nothing more than to spend the rest of my life by your side. I would work hard for the rest of my life to make sure you wake up smiling every morning.
  • Yurio: Sappy as balls but good job. Go tell that person now. Woot.
  • Otabek: I just did.

anonymous asked:

hey sorry your anxiety is fucking with you :( maybe as a distraction you could do you top 5 malkin pics/gifs? if you feel like it!

hi, thanks :) it sucks but i’ll push through it. i’ll probably go to bed early or something but yeah top geno gifs sounds like a great idea. lets go:

1. 

this gif is honestly something special and i’ll never get over it (also i lov his lil wonky nostrils, why? idk)

2. 

shit this gif of him looking at sid, man it fucks me up every time

3.

holy shit

4. 

just… what the ever loving fuck

5.

my fav smiley boy

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honourable mentions because honestly he’s a complete dork

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zombiepooch  asked:

Richtofen, you should be open with your feelings. It's scary, but once you get it off your chest you'll feel liberated. The only way to be happy with yourself and your emotions is to be honest with yourself. I think Dempsey would take it well, whether he feels the same or not.

 This ask has hit the record on this blog for LONGEST FUCKING ANSWER EVER holy shit that took a while, but it was worth it. After a year and a half of this blog existing on and off, the Demp doo and the Ed dork are now finally a thing.

Sorry for the inconsistent style and proportions; I was half asleep when I drew most of this. Also, I was going to make the dialogue between Dempsey and Richtofen a little bit longer but I decided to leave it how it is (even though in hindsight it kind of sounds like Dempsey was just like “Yeah, I don’t hate you” instead of “I also love you too, dude” but whatever you guys get the idea.)

ALSO, Nikolai and Tak’s first appearances on this blog this time around!

Man, this was pretty good, I love my boys so much…

  • Oh, man. My boys never look bad, isn’t it? WOW
  • “We are turning into Scooby-Doo” lmao
  • knock, knock, the boys are here
  • SHANE LOOKS AMAZING, also Ryan’s jeans– NICE
  • Shaniac started pack: gotta be fond of wind, gotta love squeaky shoes, moldy bread. YOU ARE A SHANIAC NOW!
  • I gotta say, this place looks awesome. I would die in there, but it looks cool.
  • RYAN THAT’S NOTHING. 
  • “It came from over there” *immediately walks over there*
  • Back again with the creepy little holes. What is it with this season and holes, boys?
  • LMAO, Shane. Awww, Ryan taking the spiderwebs from Shane <333333
  • “You just tasted history” SHANE, NO
  • “No one can see the top of your head, except God” true
  • Earlier this week I was talking to someone at work about BFU and they told me they thought the parts of the history are boring and??? NO???? I love these history lessons, thank you
  • “We are fancy boys”
  • THAT’S NOT A WITCHCRAFT SYMBOL, RYAN
  • “Easier dumber that him” “HOW DARE YOU” “I didn’t mean it” I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
  • Alright, that sounds super creepy. If I had hear that, like, without Ryan saying it, I WOULD HAVE DIED
  • Ryan’s face as Shane tries to be rational, oh my God, he is SO done
  • Second hole of the video. Third hole of the video.
  • Yeah, Shane does has yaoi hands, holy shit, they are big. *OP has a thing for hands, she is so sorry*
  • Your screaming radio, lmao. No, but it gives me a headache every time they first put on the spiritbox, it must sound even worse in the echo of the places they visit. Poor Shane.
  • Oh, look at Shane dragging Ryan for hid heigh. Again. I love him.
  • The music in the museum, cool shit there.
  • “I never feel like a strong man” HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR OWN ARMS, RYAN?
  • LOOK AT THESE DORKS PLAYING WITH THE THINGS ON THE MUSEUM
  • GHOST CAT, need me one of those
  • “Wait, she [the nun without a head] can hear us?” “…” “So nevermind”
  • “If you are a Ghost pleae tap on the window” *taps*
  • Shane what the fuck with the demon thing?????? Is this some kind of way of announcing you are THE demon???
  • Also, Shane’s voice tone the second he realizes Ryan is scared and that he got kind of an answer to his question, OH BOY DOOO MEEEE, Am I right????
  • “I’m done with the spiritbox, Ryan” poor Shane
  • “no, no, no, no, no”, “yes, yes, yes, yes” you guys
  • “Enjoy that juicy orb”
  • Shane’s hate for the spiritbox gives me life, to be honest
  • If you guys don’t write shit about the orb getting into Ryan’s body, I’m suing
  • See, this is why we believe Shane is a fucking demon. Nothing ever happens to him because spirit are scared of him, so of course the ghosties are going to go for Ryan we he is alone.
  • LMAO, Shane having to maneuver so he can pass the door, oh my God
  • The ghouligans
  • “I dig that”
  • “You are out the team” “I am the team” YO, SHANE, HOLY FUCK, WHY I AM SO ATTRACKTED TO HIM RIGHT NOW?
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Holy shit this book is soo much smaller than i anticipated (first pic with my hand for comparison lmao) but there are a few pics i’ve never seen before??? Also there are stickers?!

Maybe i should scan some of this?? Any of ya’ll into that??

The Aftermath Addendums

03.04.2017

Dear Diary,

OHMYGOD CHAT NOIR NAIR IS BALD!

It seems he had an accident with a bottle of Nair (ooh lala, does that mean my minou is smooth under all that leather?and now I am the proud owner of a hairless Chat! I was trying not to laugh but he looked SO ridiculous- like One-Punch Man cosplaying cat-woman!!! 

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I LOVE ALISTAIR THEIRIN SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIANT NOODLE IS THE SUNSHINE IN MY DARK FUCKING LIFE OKAY LIKE THIS BOY. THIS FUCKING BOY. HE IS A GIANT MAN WITH NO CONCEPT OF HIS STRENGTH OR SIZE JFC HE’S MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH CHEESE AND BEING A GOOD NOODLE FOR FUCK SAKE THIS INNOCENT LIL VIRGIN BLUSHES AND BABBLES CONSTANTLY LIKE A HUGE GODDAMN NERD EVEN THOUGH HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN. AND LIKE HE’S SO HANDSOME?!?!?!?! SO FUCKING HANDSOME?!?!?!?! YOU’RE MADE OF POLYGONS. ATTRACTIVE POLYGONS. I HATE IT. I JUST WANNA KISS HIS STUPID RUGGED FACE OH MY GODDDDD. YOU’RE A GODDAMN KING/PRINCE AND ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST ELITE WARRIORS AND YOU SMILE AND ACT LIKE A SWEET LIL DISNEY PRINCESS UNTIL ITS TIME FOR BUSINESS THEN ITS HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE HOLY SHIT STOP BEING SEXY YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD AND I WANNA FUCK U OMG THIS IS NOT WHAT MY MOTHER WANTED FOR ME YOU POLYGON KING ASSHOLE I LOVE YOU. IT’S FUXKING 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HOW MUCH I CHERISH AND ADORE THIS GIANT FUCKING DORK OKAY?!?!?!?

can u imagine young jesse mccree though??? like
this kid joined a GANG at an extremely young age, and before the age of 17 grew into such a good sharpshooter that Blackwatch commander Gabriel fucking Reyes saw his potential and took him in? like, not to mention this INSANE bounty the kid has on him, and he’s still this huge fucking dork who would play pranks on people and charm everyone within a 10 mile radius??? LIKE?????? GIVE HIM SOME APPRECIATION PLEASE THIS KID WAS SO FUCKIN TALENTED AT A YOUNG AGE AND HE STILL HAS HIS SPIRIT AND AMBITION WITH HIM DESPITE WHAT HES BEEN THROUGH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! i love jesse fucking mccree

my favorite thing about this is that i know eijun wont let miyuki live down the fact that he, the fussy one about eijun getting injured, got injured himself BEFORE eijun like miyuki could go full mother hen now on eijun ‘stop running already ur gonna get injured’ but then eijun would be all ‘hOW DO I KNOW UR NOT INJURED CAP?? HMM?? HMMMM????’ im pretty sure this is one of eijun’s go-to teasing remarks to miyuki now as to miyuki calling him bakamura pfft i love these dorks

anonymous asked:

I hope Matt (stays) is still like a super huge dork, even tho that single screenshot we've seen, he's all badass and ready to fight and looks like he's learned to fight and defend himself. I hope we get him back, keep him, and he's a complete nerd loser.

hell yeah my dude its canon that he loves space and i mean he went to a Space School and hes related to pidge so hes GOTTA be a huge nerd

I kind of went into a huge messy headcanon post by accident when answering this because i got excited so…….if u want….here r my matt/shatt hcs:

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Could you do the guys with a s/o who doesn't really like to show much affection? And maybe if it isn't too much how'd they react when their s/o shows some form of affection? (like kissing / hugging / ect. ) Thanks and sorry for bothering you!

It’s no trouble, anon! I hope that it’s ok!! If you want anything changed, let me know~

- Mod Angie

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