like hes never heard it before

BABE CLARIFY !!
this is so open ended lmao!
i went with jealous saeran and mc but requests open soon so hey resend if this isn’t what you were fancying ^^

- It’s incredibly easy for him to become jealous. He’s very protective and obsessive, he just doesn’t like anyone to even look at you the wrong way. He always has a hand wrapped around your waist or holding your hand in public– But that still doesn’t stop the creeps sometimes.

- Someone wolf whistled at you and you had to hold him back from punching that dude so hard. The guy cussed Saeran out before leaving, you swore you could have heard him growl before he pulls you into a hug. Seriously..? He’s like a little boy with candy bar. Never wanting to share nor give it up.

- He absolutely hates Zen with how much that man flirts with you. Almost got into a fight with him while drunk– Saeyoung had to break it up. He definitely needs a stern talking to once he’s sober– He cant be like this forever.

- He tries to brush it off when you bring it up, but you stand firm and finally he’s silent and listens to your say on things. He gets it, the last thing he wants you to feel is smothered in the wrong way– But he can’t help himself.. He just wants to protect you at all costs. He’s so used to getting everything he loves taken from him.. So it’s a hard habit to break.

- With time, he eases up a little more. Let’s you go out on your own when you want to, even let’s you and Zen stay friends. Just as long as he can still make fun of his ‘long ratty hair.’

- But he noticed how much you laugh around Zen. He even caught you blushing one time– He felt awful. Jealous? of course. He sent Zen a string of nasty messages on the app before slamming his face into a pillow; groaning loudly into it. He regretted it immediately, But why does that asshole have to be such a huge flirt? He cant find his own lover so he tries to steal others?

- He’s grumbly for the next few days– Finally Zen confides in you the messages Saeran sent, instantly you make your way up to his room to talk with him. Even calling him by his full name— He knew he was in trouble now.

- He’s covering his ears before you even open the door– Sometimes he could be such a baby. But he feels bad, so listens to whatever words you throw at him. He’s stubborn though, so an argument might spark. Saeran doesn’t like people yelling at him, it makes him uncomfortable– So it never gets heated. Just you two releasing a bit of frustration.

- He even mockingly calls Zen ‘your secret boyfriend’ as he rolls his eyes. If it really made him that uncomfortable, he should have talked to you about it. He’s said it’s fine in the past, if anything changed he should have told you. You let him know this, But the way you get excited and giggly around Zen frustrates him to no end.

- You assure him the only person that makes you truly happy is Saeran. You love him, him only. Now he feels extremely selfish.. he sheepishly apologizes with a sigh– You pull him in for a much needed hug. He’ll try his hardest to contain himself in the future; despite how hard that’ll be.

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SVT's Roles in Boom Boom MV
  • S.Coups: Motorcycle daddy who looks like he's having too much fun running away from explosions
  • Jeonghan: Original receiver of the mission, makes everyone else do it instead
  • Joshua: Stylist, makes Jun dress up as a deliveryman
  • Jun: Spy, enters an elevator and is never heard from again, suspected to be a double agent
  • Hoshi: In charge of infiltration, tries to be responsible as a sub-leader by taking the first step through the lasers, barely gets past the first one before needing The8 to save his ass
  • Wonwoo: The guy who gets stuck in the elevator and doesn't know where the call button is
  • Woozi: Hacker, ignores Wonwoo's call for help on the security camera because food
  • The8: Badass and smexy drone specialist who pretty much does all the work because the others are too incompetent
  • Mingyu: Guy who triggered a trap which compromised the entire mission, the reason why Woozi hates his job, who brought this kid
  • DK: Strategist that no one wants to listen to
  • Seungkwan: The dude who slept through the entire ordeal
  • Vernon: The one who decides to do a fashion show in the middle of his infiltration, gets off on the wrong floor for the mission
  • Dino: Watcher, supposed to alert the others if anyone enters the building, "HYUNG GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE", gets himself stuck inside the fence and doesn't know how to climb out, "JUST KIDDING COME HELP ME"

I know everyone wants Bitty to be the captain and I know that’s probably where this is going but like my ultimate dream is for it to go to someone we have never heard of before. 

Like unanimous vote for fucking James. He really deserves it. He was the MVP of the year, really pulled through for the team. Kept morale up and looked out for everyone, was the life of the party. 

Then cut to a sitcom style flashback, with all the crucial scenes over the past three years and James has been just out of the frame for everything. During the taddy tour. At the Epikegster (2k14). When they lost the frozen four. Jack’s graduation. 

He’s best friends with Ollie and Wicks. He got high with Shitty. Carried Lardo piggy back to half her classes. Hooked up with Nursey (twice). Got drunk and sung duets with Holster for a whole night. 

Come on guys, James, you remember him??? Right???? R I G H T??

Someone mentioned this term in a lower post where I was being harassed for refusing to argue with someone who I think is an obvious alt-right troll. I’d never heard of it before so off to urban dictionary I ran and man… It’s right on.

You do not have to engage with people like this. You don’t owe every person in your path an explanation.

This happened to me around Christmas. A guy messaged me, called me a dumb bitch, etc. I didn’t engaged with him because, why would I? He kept messaging me demanding why I didn’t respond. Citing his language to me I asked why would I want to.

He said he’d apologize if I would debate with him and answer his questions. I tried debating with him on and off for about a day. Finally it was Christmas Eve and I just realized I was getting no where so I told him that we had to agree to disagree. That angered him and said I’d promised I’d answer his questions. I’d felt like I had as best I could.

I told him again I was done.

He immediately took back his apology, resumed his insults, and essentially said that since I wouldn’t endlessly defend my case I was worthless and everything I said was worthless.

I realized then this whole conversation has been a mistake. He was willing to swear at and insult me and only apologize and show respect if I did everything he said no questions.

That was not respect and it was my mistake for not recognizing it earlier.

I’ll say again… You don’t owe everyone in your path an explanation. If you do decide to engage someone it can be on your terms.

Your worth and your beliefs don’t have to be validated by every troll under the bridge.

Between my junior and senior year of high school, I drove an ice cream truck in my hometown Belleville, Ill. My truck broke down near this little bar called Lil’s Tavern. I had heard rumblings about this tavern. I had an aunt and uncle who lived near there, so we would barbecue with them, and I heard words bandied about like “bulldyke” and “he-she.” I knew they would have a phone where I could call the boss, so I went in and in the corner was a table with six big ol’ butch dykes. Like, monster butch dykes. I had never seen one before. It was noon or so, and it was completely empty except for these six huge dykes playing poker. And one of them looked up at me and yelled, “Hey, baby butch!” I’ll never forget it. I did one of those look-around takes, like, “Oh, she’s talking to me.”
2018 brazillian election candidates

Marina Silva - A turtle in disguise

Bolsonaro - Hitler but dumber

Aécio - Goebbels but if he was into cocaine

Temer - he looks so much like a vampire political cartoons have started drawing him with a cape on

Mercadante - I’ve literally never heard of this man before in my life and he’ll probably die in a mysterious airplane crash if history is anything to go by

Lula - is he actually corrupt or has big media just said that enough times that we’ve started believing it

Kent Parson snorts when he laughs, like, genuinely laughs, so he tries to never do it. The only person who has heard it is Jack, when they were younger and they were watching some stupid sitcom and a not funny joke showed up, Kent laughed until it hurt and he snorted and snorted and snorted and Jack thought it was so endearing at the time. Kent refuses to laugh like that around anyone else one, because snorting is embarrassing, and 2, because it reminds him of Jack and it reminds him of spending time with his mom when she wasn’t working, and his sister before he moved away and she resented him for getting away.
Then he met Tater, who made it his life’s mission after he and Kent became friends to make Kent laugh until he couldn’t breathe. He tried everything, dad jokes, pranking other people in front of Kent, he even tried puns, for fuck’s sake, and only got wide grins, soft looks, and pretend laughter. He is not here for pretend laughter, dammit. He almost gives up, then, he’s hanging out at Kent’s house when they both aren’t busy, and Kit Purrson was scratching at his ankle, looking for something to do, and Tater starts arguing with her, half jokingly, half seriously, “You want to square up, kitty? We can take outside.” He hadn’t expected a reaction from the cat, much less Kent, who had just walked in.
Kent laughed, his face was red, his mouth was open, his head was thrown back, and, most importantly, he was snorting. Tater hadn’t expected that. Tater lit up like the sun, and he started to laugh too. And they laughed for minutes, though it seems like hours, and Kent would sit down, stomach hurting, and he would rest his head on Tater’s shoulder, and they would catch their breath. Tater would look at Kent with pride and be like, “I knew I could make laugh.” and Kent didn’t even realize Tater was trying. They’re happy.

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He had never heard her like this. She had never been anything other than in control, on top of everything. Smiling, efficient, nothing ever threw her. To hear her like this tore him up.
   He tried to respond, but before he could, Pepper had brought herself under control. “I’m sorry,” she said.
   “You don’t have to apolo-”
   “No. I do.” Her voice had acquired it’s detached businesslike demeanor. “That was… unprofessional. You didn’t ask for this to happen. You did your best. We should be grateful that you weren’t killed in the attack. I have…” She paused, and there was a slight choke in her voice that she promptly shoved away. “I have every confidence that you’ll find him. And Mr. Stark is very resourceful himself. You shouldn’t count him out”
   “Absolutely. He’s probably building a matter transporter out of three paperclips and a toaster oven as we speak, and he’ll just beam himself out.“
   “You’ll keep me appraised.”
   “Absolutely, you’ll be the first one to know.”
   “Thank you, that means a lot.”
   “And Pepper-”
The phone beeped at him. The person on the other end had disappeared. He couldn’t tell whether it was a dropped call or if she hung up. Either way, the conversation was over.
   He pocketed his cell phone and wondered, not for the first time, if Tony Stark was aware of just how completely, totally and madly in love with him Pepper Potts was. For that matter, he wondered if Pepper herself knew.

                                                                                           - Iron Man Novelization, by Peter David

I can’t stop thinking about what Astrid’s conversation with Viggo must have been like on their way up to the volcano. Did he try to get inside her head before he restrained her, like he did with Hiccup? I keep imagining some kind of parallel conversation to the one Hiccup heard earlier:

“Oh Astrid, relationships can be so complicated. Am I right? While I’ve never been in your shoes I can certainly empathize with your situation.”

“Really, Viggo? I seriously doubt that.”

“Absolutely. To be in love with a man who will be your future chief? I’m not sure how I would balance such a precarious power dynamic. It can certainly complicate things, being in such a situation that blurs the lines between desire and duty. It must weigh heavy on the mind, knowing that you will never truly be the number one priority in his life. Certainly you must fall somewhere close behind his dragons and his tribe, at the very least?

Wowza. Angst alert. 

More fun from the delightful, non-canon The Jedi Path

No joke: this is on the VERY NEXT PAGE after the page where it talks about how you should never have to cut anyone’s limbs off, where Obi-Wan’s comment in the margin is like “GASP, I WOULD NEVER”. 

Now, right on the next damn page, the book is like “BTW anyone who cuts someone in half is a barbarian who is channeling Ancient Evil.” I’m dying laughing here. God, poor Obi-Wan. Star Wars hates him. It does. 

I am also dying that Anakin is like “Cool I heard Obi-Wan used this Forbidden move on some guy. Don’t even care if it means he’s maybe got a line in to the Dark Side. Sounds like some badass shit. He is the best. 💙 💙 💙 💙 💙 ” I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Anakin was THE biggest Kenobi fan ever. He occasionally out-fangirls me

Finally: please note that Anakin Skywalker, he of the most frilly fancy signature in the galaxy, apparently writes in sloppy all-caps block letters for everything else. Sounds about right. 

One of my favorite parts about the oa is the way people interact with buck. Like his core friend group at the abandoned house never question his gender and always refer to him as a he and as buck. However we see his home life and see that his dad calls him by his birth name and is heard arguing with his wife and says things like “stop calling her a him” and I just really love that they showed that because that’s where my parents are at. My dad hates that I’m trans and does NOT want to refer to me as a he and doesn’t like calling me Ollie or Oliver and like I feel like I’ve never seen that struggle shown on tv before. Idk I’m rambling, basically the oa is amazing and trans guys are important

Dear future daughter,
 
1. When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating story to tell.
2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whist desire will emerge as acid, making its way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.
3. No one is going to fucking save you; anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.
4. One day a boy is going to come along whose touch feels like fire and whose words taste like vanilla. When he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.
5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If it’s midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.
—  A.N
BTS - when they accidentally (or not) see you naked.

Seokjin:

He opened the bedroom door, and saw you completely naked brushing your hair. He was shocked (in a good way) looking at you.
When you noticed that someone was watching you, you looked back and saw his static figure watching you.
“HEY! What are you doing? Get out of here!” You said trying to cover yourself.
“Sorry, sorry!” He laughed and left.

Yoongi:

You were taking a shower, and you heard your best friend, Yoongi, call you.

“(Y / n) where are you?” he screamed.
“in the bath!”
He opened the door, scaring you.
“Do you want me to order food?”
“Oh, um, I don’t know. I’m taking a shower, get out!”
“okay … but it’s not like I’ve never seen it before ..”
“WHAT?”
“nothing, bye”

Hoseok:

You were changing, and called Hoseok to get you a box in a high place where you could’t reach.
When he entered the room, he covered his face when he saw that you were naked.
“You don’t have to cover your face, I don’t care.”
“Oh, okay, what do you want me to get for you?” he said and can’t take the eyes off you.

Namjoon:

You had just gotten out of the shower and lay down on the bed. Namjoon opened the door and sat on the bed, talking to you naturally.

“Oh … Nam, can you leave? I’m naked.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t even notice, nice butt by the way.” He said before leaving

Jimin:

He went into the bathroom, not seeing you taking a shower.
“Jimin …” You said and he panicked, covering his face immediately.
“Oh my God, it will never happen again, sorry.”
“Alright, relax.”
He left the bathroom giggling.

Taehyung:

This kid don’t care about anything, not even with his best friend, whom he has a big crush for, naked
He entered the room with some bags of chips, looked at you and sat on the bed.
“Oh, hi Tae, I’ll put clothes on, wait.”
“Okay.” He said a little shy.

Jungkook:

The doorbell rang, you came downstairs quickly knowing it was Jungkook. But you had just gotten out of the shower, and you forgot the towel, so you were naked.
When you opened the door he looked for you and wide-eyed his eyes.
“Do you open the door like that for everyone?”
“Of course not, just for you.” You laughed. “I’m kidding, I’ll be right back.”
“You are weird.”


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Me: Oh, it’s nothing
Me in my head: In episode one of Lazy Town when Stephanie arrives there the kids make it seem like they’ve never heard of Sportacus, and make the idea of exercising seem ridiculous like its never happened before. However the mayor knows of him but makes it sound like he hasn’t been there for a long time (he even forgets his name, and identifies him by the 9 on his chest) But in the next episode Ziggy and the Mayor mention Sportacus doing a sports day where he played baseball with the kids one year ago. However, a few episodes later Sportacus says that he’s never played baseball before, and if one year has passed how did everyone forget about Sportacus in such a short time? Sportacus also makes it sound like he’s never really associated with Lazy Town before Stephanie contacts him in the first episode. There is also the fact that in the episode where Robbie Rotten dresses up as a pirate, in the history book (although outdated, by how long not sure as stated by Trixie, as the show started in 2004, but the history book goes from about 1700-1900 something.) a person that looks eerily similar to Sportacus and a Rotten ancestor are in the book. So, therefore, a possible explanation is that “Sportacus” is either a title passed on from one person to the next, or Sportacus has been around since the book has. Meaning that he could either be able to reincarnate, or he has been alive for all that time, and when he gets hurt he changes his number so people don’t get suspicious. Alternitavely, Sportacus could be a sort of spirit watching over the town, which is why he keeps showing up. Anyways, this explains in the first episode, why robbie says “another one?!” When he sees sportacus. Which means that, in the timeline before Stephanie gets there, number 9 Sportacus is being active with the kids, and plays baseball with them for his sports stunt. Something happens to him (or maybe the town says they don’t need him around all the time anymore so he flies away for a while?) and Robbie Rotten takes the opportunity to make lazy town lazy again in a short period of time (he has shown multiple times to quickly win the kids over with candy and video games etc.). Before Sportacus comes back, since a person like Stephanie isn’t around to warn Sportacus about Robbie’s schemes, he is able to plug the pipes around town so the people can communicate with him anymore. Therefore, the crystal doesn’t go off when he leaves for a while, and he thinks everything is fine and goes back to his island in the north sea. Summertime arrives, and thats when Stephanie arrives, to see lazy town in the condition that it is in in the first episode. So while Sportacus is some sort of supernatural entity (Robbie does call him an elf because of his hat in the show, and he’s one in the plays the show is based off of) Robbie’s ancestors must have been dedicated to trying to get rid of Sportacus, which is why he’s so adament about getting him to leave. Also, the kids forgetting about Sportacus along with the mayor sort of makes sense if you put into context that one year is a long time for kids, and they easily could have forgotten, especially after playing video games and eating junk food all the time. And the mayor characteristically is a bit dopey, as the stress of running a town and keeping ms busybody happy must have caused him to simply forgot sportacus existed.

Yuri Plisetsky episode 9 recap

Ok, I know that everyone is focused on the marriage proposal and Victor and Yuuri being reunited, but there is something else I wanted to point out. Truth to tell, we were expecting the episode ending like this, right? What really surprised me was how Yuri Plisetsky acted in this episode. The first thing in here is his Grandfather actually arriving…

He brought him pork cutlet bowl pirozky, which means that not only he listened carefully what Yuri told him the other day, but also made the effort to find out what he was talking about (this can be super complicated for some elderly people, especially if they can’t use the internet), which was something he never heard about. He literally managed to make a dish from another cuisine he never tasted before. Bow down to this man’s cooking skill.

We also heard that he did not come to see Yuri’s last performance because he was ill. This can be really serious for someone his age, but he still manages to come today and I think that Yuri fully understands this.

I do not think though that it is only his grandfather that affects him, though. Can we please also notice that his first thoughts after learning he is currently first is about Yuuri? Niether Victor, nor JJ (or any other of the competitors). But he doesn’t seem angry at all, does he? This isn’t about anyone else now, he fully understands that he can’t win Victor back, but he also realizes he does not need him. He does not need to be angry at anyone.

And after the whole competition, he comes to see Yuuri. Not to scold him (almost), but probably because he sees him as part of his family now. It would be different if he just came to him right after, but he made the effort to look for him too.

He knows when Yuuri’s birthday is. He really reminds me of a cat in this one (the fact that I am spending all of my time in the same room is a coincidence, the fact that I am sitting on your face means nothing at all), especially like he tries to make it seem like it is not a big deal at all. 

And he gets him the pirozhki his grandfather made especially for him to win the competition, the ones he is so eager to eat. He could have gotten him just some clothes or simply wish him happy birthday.

Also notice that he was calling Yuuri ‘’the pork cutlet bowl’’ the whole time in this episode. When he eats this pirozky, he thinks of Yuri, but it doesn’t make him angry at all, he seems more content.

It must be a great sacrifice to give away one of the rare gifts from his grandfather, but he is not looking sorry, right? He is proud about it and it makes me fell warm and fluffy, because he is finally able to feel the love others give him.

And oh my gosh this is the smile that can cure cancer and make world peace. He is so happy, probably for the first time since the beginning of the series. I think that this is his agape, the one where he can not only feel and receive the love around him, but also give it back and it is so beautiful and I am going to cry.

And Yuuri is also happy, even if Victor is not there and he responds to him in Russian, which is not only Victor’s native language, but also Yuri’s. 

Sis, don’t reserve your availability for him

When a POT wants to set a date with you or a client wants to book you and doesn’t go through?

Keep hustling like he never existed. Yes, you heard me.There’re plenty of fish in the sea.

Is he waiting to confirm that meeting? His problem.

A grown man can make his own arrangements and he should respect your time. I learned it the hard way. And I receive so many questions about it.

No, don’t text to confirm. Don’t touch that phone unless it is to text another guy. Before reserving your availability for him, think:

1. Did he set a time for your date?

2. Did he set a place?

3. Did he make reservation? 

4. Did he confirm it with you?

If he casually mentioned that he would like to have a dinner tonight, NO.

Also, not texting them has another advantage. 

Listen. If you ask him “hey, are we still meeting tonight?” he will leave you on read and it will get all awkward. He won’t want to come back to you with an apology because of fragile male ego. But if you don’t say anything he will get the idea that you didn’t sit and wait for him. And if he says “sorry we couldn’t meet the other day” just play it cool like “it’s ok I made other plans :)”  Remember, you’re a sought after woman.

If he you would meet at 8 but never called to confirm until 10? In case you’re still available and up to meet him tell him you just got back home from dinner with friends and you can meet him in 20 minutes if he wants. 

idk i really want jacob to just one day question newt “don’t you have anything normal like a dog???” and newt is just like “no??? why would i that’s a muggle pet.”

this is newt scamander we are talking about. he grew up around magical beasts. his mother breeded hippogriffs. of course he’s heard of dogs before but why would he be interested in them?? do they deliver messages like owls??? no. so of course newt asks “are they dangerous, what do they do??”

what do they do???? jacob is very confused. “…they sit on your lap…?” by this point he doesn’t know if newt is just screwing with him or if he’s never interacted with a dog besides seeing them on the street.

jacob takes newt to the kennel and his heart breaks. newt doesn’t care that these animals arent magical or partially fantastic like his beasts. he just can’t stand that people actually abandon these cute little things???? how are muggles so heartless????

jacob is slowly realizing his mistake cause now newt wants to adopt every single dog in the kennel. newt is adamant. “jacob i have all the space needed. they can run around in great fields all day instead of being locked in a cage. im sure they’d get along nicely with the others, too!!”

eventually jacob talks newt down because for one newt can’t just stuff all these dogs in his suitcase in the kennel and there is no way they are walking out of there with twenty dogs between the two of them. and two??? dogs probably look tasty to a lot of newts creatures??? newt is offended no one would touch these dogs hes a good mum he raised his magical beasts better than that.

but newt won’t leave without adopting at least one. he walks up and down the cages for what seems like hours. it isn’t easy to chose one and condemn all the others to being stuck in their tiny cages.

but eventually, newt picks one. the biggest, meanest looking dog. it snarls at newt and jacob when they approach it and its fur is matted and dirty all over. the owner even warns against if that “this mutt should just be put down its so ugly and nasty”

well now newt is personally offended and adopts the dog right there. the dog nearly bites his hands and legs multiple times and jacob refuses to walk next to it but newt is happy.

it takes him a lot of hard work and time but the dog eventually comes to love newt and is extremely loyal to him. the dog is the biggest baby around newt omg he’s so affectionate and grateful for saving him from the kennel. he’ll cover newt with sloppy kisses as a greeting and collapse at his feet demanding attention.

just please give me newt and a whole bunch of rescue dogs

“I should have died.”

Cullen: The last time I was here was the day I left for Templar training. My brother gave me me this. It just happened to be in his pocket, but he said it was for luck. Templars are not supposed to carry such things. Our faith should see us through.

Quiz: I don’t think it worked. You haven’t been all that fortunate.

Cullen: I should have died during the Blight. Or at Kirkwall. Or Haven. Take your pick. And yet, I made it back here.


Oh man. This seems like quite an innocuous thing to say, but I think there’s actually a lot to unpack here. I normally choose the top or middle answers for everything, so I’d never heard Cullen say this before. To understand how devastating this line is (and I actually teared up when he said it) we need to understand Cullen’s history.

So, friends, let’s dive into a biography and character analysis of Cullen Rutherford (much longer than originally intended; my deepest apologies to mobile users who weren’t looking for a history lesson today) - under the cut so I don’t hit you with a wall of text. CW for some discussion of torture.

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1040. Snape actually had a crush on James not Lily. His patronus was a doe to compliment James' not to match Lily’s. He hated Harry because he looked so much like the love he killed.