like getting drunk

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i have 0 excuses okay i just saw @joliemariella‘s tags on my silly drunk Pap animation and 

look at all those friends

c’mon Sans, gotta carry ‘em for SCIENCE (and friendship)

Getting Drunk with BlackPink

Anonymous: what would it be like to get drunk with them?

A/N; I would absolutely love to get drunk with these girls it would be so fun. Gifs aren’t mine.

Jisoo:
The ‘I don’t give a shit’ one. Jisoo would be so fun to drink with because I feel like she would be down for just about anything. You want to do body shots, go for it. You want to make the lethal death drinks, good for you. You want to go buy £300 worth of ramen, do it girlfriend!! Half of the time she would be the one encouraging people to do some really stupid things; the other times it would be her doing the really stupid things, but hey who’s going to stop her she will fight you. But I also feel like it would be partly ‘I’m just here for the drinks don’t tell me about your problems’ kind of drunk. She would be so blunt with people it would be funny for you to watch, she’d be blunt with you as well but in the ‘I love you you loser’ kind of blunt way. She’d also want to sit with you in a love seat so you could drink and talk, well mainly you talking and her bluntly putting in her opinion but it would still be hilarious.

(encouraging you to do something stupid)


Jennie:
The flirty little shit. She would be filled with such a confidence about her that would make her irresistible to anyone she flirted with. She would have such an intense way of looking at them it would melt them and they would be a puddle in her hands. She would be more touchy than normal when she was flirting but she wouldn’t mean to be doing it, it would just sort of happen. Jen would throw out all the cheesy pickup lines she could think of but they would still come out smooth as fuck. She would have her arm around your shoulders or your waist and would rest her head on your head or your shoulder depending on your height. Jen would place random kisses on your face and would throw hearts a lot but you can bet your ass Jisoo would call her out for it and she would get all pouty.

(throwing hearts and getting called out by Jisoo)

Rosé:
The laugher.
If you get this girl drunk, you better be prepared to have abs by the end of the night. She would become a giggling mess, the majority of things she heard would make her laugh a lot. The alcohol would go to her head quite quickly I think, she would be quite a lightweight when it came to drinking. She would probably kidnap someone’s stuffie at some point and would love it like it was her own little kitten. Chae would laugh at Jisoo calling Jennie out a lot, it would be one of her favourite forms of entertainment, that and Lisa being the best hype man 2017 has seen. She would like to talk to people a lot more than normal when she was drunk, the parties little social butterfly. Everyone would adore her laughing as it would be really infectious boosting the mood of everyone around her. Plus, the stuffie she was carrying around just made her even more adorable than she already is. She’d like to sit with you with her legs over yours or your legs over hers. Chae would love to tell you jokes to get you to laugh like she was, but she may end up laughing more than she was telling jokes.

(laughing at something you said being a cutie)

Lisa:
The ultimate hype man.
Anything and everything would need to be hyped in her eyes. She would dab at any given opportunity and it would become infectious. Even if you hated dabbing, you would be dabbing after spending some time with her. Lali would start something like whenever someone did a body shot, they had to dab afterwards or whenever someone said a certain word everyone who knew about it would dab. It would be so cheesy but so fun. She would hype EVERYTHING up. You could hear her throughout the whole party honestly. She would hype you up the most though, she would hype you up for literally nothing. “Hey guys look at my baby!!! They’re so cool!!”. She would lay over your lap or drag you up to dance there is no in between. She would eventually collapse in your lap from exhaustion and would either want tonnes of cuddles or would just fall asleep in your lap because hey being the best hype man 2017 has ever seen is tiring work for our Thai princess.

(Lali spotting people to get hype with and then proceeding to get hype with them)

omg i just had the sexiest day like fucking zipping around on this speedboat w all these girls and we went to this boathouse thing over the water and we’re just like getting drunk and smoking weed and jumping off the like porch/dock and we were like drunkenly driving the boat around and yelled at and made fun of this old man lmfao it was so hot

Jennifer Aniston Imagine

Originally posted by 90s-friends

Requested

It was the day of your 25th Birthday, and what you wanted was to celebrate it with your family and close friends. So that’s what you did. You asked your best friend help you get the house, food and everything else ready before everyone else got there. 

“I’m really excited” she said cutting up the vegetables. 

“For what. It’s nothing big” you said placing drinks on the table. 

“I know but that’s what I’m excited about. Spending time like adults and no get drunk and act like crazy people” she said walking past you. 

“(Y/B/F/N) you did that last week.” all you got back were sounds that indicated her not wanting to talk about. It was nice feeling to just get together with friends and family and not go out like you used to. All your party days were over and you couldn’t be more happy about it, then you were. 

“(Y/N) your mom’s on TV” she yelled from the living room. Walking next to her you saw that she was right your mom was on a talk show with Jimmy Kimmel. 

“So we all know you are a well known actress from Friends and you’ve done even more in your career, but now you have a daughter who has reached the same level you have and she’s going to have a birthday soon right?” Jimmy asked making you mom smile. 

“Yeah, I do have a daughter but I think she has done more then I have. That’s what every parent thinks about their kids, but she really has. (Y/N) is going to turn 25 in few days and I’m very proud of everything she has reached.” you smiled listening to your mom speak. 

“She must have came to you for a lot of advice” 

“She did ask me advice, but that was when she was younger, now she knows what’s good and bad, she knows what’s good for her and people around her. Now I’m going to her for advice. I’m incredible proud of my daughter. ” she laughed but you let out a tear. You had never heard here talk about you that way. Now you couldn’t wait till she got to your house, so you could tell her how happy you are to have her as your mom, and tell her how proud you are of her. 

50 OTP Things

I would love it if you guys sent me a number and a ship!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?
2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?
3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?
4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?
5. Who usually has nightmares?
6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?
7. Who sweats the small stuff?
8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?
9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?
10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?
11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?
12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?
13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?
14. Who kills the spiders?
15. Who is scared of the dark?
16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?
17. Who works/ Who stays at home?
18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?
19. Who loves to call the other one cute names?
20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?
21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?
22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?
23. Who asks who out on the first date?
24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener?
25. Who wears the other ones clothes?
26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?
27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?
28. Who is the book worm?
29. Who is the better cook?
30. Who likes long walks on the beach?
31. Who is more affectionate?
32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?
33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt?
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?
36. Who is the social media addict?
37. Height difference or age difference?
38. Who likes to star gaze?
39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside?
40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?
41. Who cries during sad movies?
42. Who is the neat freak?
43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?
44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?
45. Who is more likely to get drunk?
46. Who has the longer food order?
47. Who has the more complex coffee order?
48. Who loses stuff?
49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?
50. Who is the hopeless romantic?

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so uh, about aizawa,

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♪♪ in the club with JohnJae😎

Jealous of Yuuri Katsuki

Sometimes I get so jealous of Yuuri 

I mean he’s 24  and he’s engaged to his idol


A man he admired since he was a kid 


Yuuri has that said man so elegantly wrapped around his fingers


Yuuri had his idol leave everything and show up to his home waiting for him completely naked 


Had Victor coach him 

Live with him in his home 24/7 


Applies Lip Balm on him 

Tackle kiss him in public 

Tie his skates 

Kiss his skates 

Support Yuuri and love him with every fibre of his being 


Pair skate with him 


And this all happen when Yuuri was at his lowest moment

 
When he got wasted and proceed to dance and dry hump his childhood idol in public 

Originally posted by viktuuri--on--ice


Yuuri Katsuki, tell me your life secrets!!!!

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Favorite moments from Drunk History with Impractical Jokers Q and Sal.

THE SIGNS AS THREE SUMMER CLICHES
  • Likes to party, get drunk, stay up all night, cheers to the weekday: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra
  • Likes the beach, sleepin' to the waves, sand in every crevice, sunny days: Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, Pisces
  • Likes to chill indoors, friends over, watchin' a movie in a dark room: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

For people saying Sanvers got engaged too quickly: my mum and dad got engages after 20 days of dating. DAYS. They’ve been happily married for 30 years now. If you ask them why it happened so fast, they’ll say they just knew. They knew from the first date that they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. Sometimes you just know.

Plot twists:
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Victoria:</b> Remember that anyone can betray anyone!<p/><b>Victoria:</b> ๐Ÿ˜‰<p/><b>Us:</b> We get it. No need it to repeat it so much.<p/><b>Maven:</b> Does the THING™<p/><b>Us:</b> *Gasp*<p/><b>
  • Us: <b>JfiwivLhwaJlwcstkaishmGssoi!!!<p/><b>Also us:</b> What?! This came totally out of nowhere! We weren't prepared for this! I feel attacked! <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>