like for lik

The time has come that some things must be said.
The new year’s in. The seasons scurry by.
I start to tire of ‘i lik the bred.’

All other forms of poetry are fled.
It’s ABCB, ABCB – why?
The time has come that some things must be said.

Innumerable variations read –
The calf, the cats, the goats and the Radchaai –
I start to tire of 'i lik the bred.’

I understand; it gets into your head
And, cowed, you think in iambs – as do I.
The time has come that some things must be said.

The bredlik ruled as king, and we were led.
But spring returns, and now the king must die.
We start to tire of 'i lik the bred’

The moon may shine. Still, cows must go to bed.
It will not be too hard to say goodbye –
The time has come that such things must be said.
I start to tire of 'i lik the bred.’

older wizard yurio would be like the opposite of howl but just as glamorous and w more sass  

I was pretty happy how this came out hehe. I’ll probs sell it as a print next month maybe or edit it again some other time. 💕

thank you @ngc5139 for giving me the inspiration to finish this. im really happy i was able to. <33 

Some Cinder in her coronation dress cause I’ve never tried drawing her, and it was so fun honestly!

I’m also addicted to saturated colors so let’s all have in count that the dress is actually silver and it looks purple cause I like messing around lol.

a short announcement regarding the linguistics of a meme.

So I know that “I lik the bred” is a great meme and we all love the purposeful misspellings. But I would personally like to clear up something that really.

Really bothers me.

The misspellings in “My Name is Cow” and its sister poems are NOT “hello hooman lol” meme speech. They aren’t ripped from a Doge meme or plastered from some other “bork bork” meme. They are a very specific style mimicking the way words used to be spelled before the English language was standardized; meaning, people would simply spell the words how they thought the words sounded. This meant that some people wrote “Daye” when the word was referring to the word “Day” as in the daytime. It’s how we got weird-ass words like ghost instead of gost and how all of the old writings from that time period are spelled “incorrectly”. Spelling was much more phonetic and much less regulated. So it would very much make sense for the spellings of “wen its nite” and “haf gon to bed” and “I lik the bred” to be spelled that way. Phonetically, it is correct.

If you really want to make a good “I lik the bred” meme, for the love of god avoid injecting Doge meme speech into your poem. It just takes away from the witty, spritely humor of the thing and makes it seem cheesy, childish and overwrought. The only excusable (and actually pretty funny) example I can think of is if you are writing an “I lik the bred” meme in response to a doggo picture or some sort of meme where that speech is regularly used. It’s a sort of homage to the other meme and blends the two, allowing your reader to appreciate both memes at the same time without disruption.

TL;DR:
Don’t use hackneyed Doge speech in a Chaucerian verse in your “I lik the bred” poems

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these fuckers just love to put on a show

My Name Is Cow: Masterpost(?)

(The first few stanzas covered by i-ddpej here.)

my name is Cow,
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.

i lik the bred.

my name is Dog,
and wen its tea,
i hope they giv
sum foode to me -
i hope they shair
befor its gon -
they never do.

i dont get non.

my name is Cow,
and this is tru -
my caynine frend,
its up to yu.
so just be brayve
and smart insted -
and be like me.

i lik the bred.

(Bridge, dividing original content from fan content: First Of All How Dare You)

my name is Cat
no cares have i
be it sun or moone
that lytes the sky
by night i prowl
by day i stretch
i salute u, Cow

u bold old wretch

O clevr Cat
Who roams the barn
I promys you
I men no harm
As yor a friend
With stelthy tred
I invyte you

To lik sum bred.

I am the bred
With yeast I ryse
Mine amber crust
Doth pleas thyn eys

The cow and cat
Whos tongues delit
Upon my crust
Both noon and nite

Are easy stop’d
By dor and slat
Perhaps the baker
Noes not that?

my problem with Kylie Jenner is not that she got lip injections or butt injections or boob injections or botox or whatever if it makes her feel better about her appearance

my problem is that she’s not even 20 yet and she’s decided to go through that because she wanted to fit in with the sexy celeb look. she’s become a sexual object. no one knows anything about her other than that she’s a spoiled kid who’s very sexualized (even if she is more than that, because she only sells on her sexuality and has never really said anything that sounded remotely important lmao). 

and women embracing their sexuality is one thing, but girls becoming sexual objects when they are literally teenagers is a problem. Tyga is 8 years older than Kylie. They’ve been dating since before she was 18 (she was underage). But it’s seen as completely normal because she’s a celeb? Not that it’s creepy af?

also, the fact that, again, she’s only 19 and somehow she’s become some sort of icon for the perfect body and the perfect lips and for some reason she’s setting an example for girls her age to look that way, when she legit looks more mature (body wise) than a 25 year old woman. I know a lot of young girls do look develop bigger breasts and a bigger butt etc at young ages, but Kylie’s was obviously not natural.

which leads onto the fact that she’s making so much money for that, when they aren’t even real. like, okay, do them to feel better. but if she does them and makes her entire living off it, it’s like?? ok. see my points above about why her being so sexualized is an issue.

so my problem with Kylie isn’t so much Kylie herself, but the whole idea of how she was shaped to become nothing but a sexualized object at such a young age. 

Also, I’d love to talk to her one day just to see if she ever wishes it were different or if she feels pressured etc. I’m rooting for her. Like what if she blows our minds one day and decides to study law. or becomes a famous painter. or smth. I just wish she could use her fame for something other than using her body to play on the patriarchy to become more famous and make money for no reason.

DADRTONY DAD TONY DAD TONY DAD TONY DAD TONY DAD TONY DAD TONY DAD TONY MY GRANDSON JUST WANTS TO BE LIKE TONY BUT TONY’S LIK E”IF YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT THE SUIT YOU DON’T DESERVE IT BECAUSE HE GETS IT OH MY GOD MY HEART DIED I’M GONNA PEE GIOVE ME MOVIE POLS 

ALSO THIS HAPPENED I FUCKING CAN NOTT

THE COULSON SUIT IS BACK AND HE’S GONNA TEACH YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF STDS