like faces and noise

derya-blog  asked:

ahahaha April I am making weird noise and faces like an idiot behind my computer and the worse is that it makes me happy XD

Girl I do weird things like that too when I think no one can see! It’s all fun and games until it turns out someone can actually see me…

Beware. People creep up on you quickly.

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spock holds things and looks cute

She's Like The Wind - Part Three

Summary: You have been blind for over 10 years. During the apocalypse, you use your utmost strength in order to survive while also fending off your mixed feelings for the big bad leader of your community, the Sanctuary.

Pairings: Negan x Blind Reader

Warnings: language.


Everyone in the large cafeteria stood silent. You swore that you could have heard a pin drop. You, a blind woman, had just decked David straight in the face and likely broke his noise. You could feel the eyes of everyone piercing into your back, along with confusion radiating off of them. Jesse was most likely smiling and silently cheering in satisfaction.

“You stupid bitch!” David growled out at you from his position on the floor. You heard shuffling as he stood back up carefully onto his feet. “You probably broke my fucking nose.”

“Whoa!” You heard a deep and familiar voice yell out. A door slammed shut right after, indicating to you that Negan had just arrived.

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anonymous asked:

That videos been discussed to hell and back, it's the other dude saying it, not Rhett.

I read a lot of the comments on the video and they seemed to be saying people thought Link swore when it was another guy. I’m not that good at figuring out, in general, when a lot of people are talking, who’s saying what. But I have to say I wouldn’t find it shocking if Rhett swore while getting riled up over a video game, in a room with a bunch of other guys who were constantly swearing. That sort of environment can sometimes even make soft-spoken people use words they wouldn’t typically use.

whats the big idea pally

I’m drawin here.

HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!

Please say hello to Bluebell, my new child. I’ve had him since July (but I’m a procrastinator so I’m just getting around to introducing him to you all)
He’s approx 1 ½ and I got him from my uncle who didn’t have enough time to socialize him. He’s very grumpy and is in love with Mint but Mint is not happy about his entire existence. Oh well.
He’s afraid of fingers unless he’s perching on them. In fact, that is the sole purpose of fingers. That and bringing him food. He does like kisses and preening my face and hair. He makes little bitty noises.
He enjoys looking out the window, yelling at me for various offenses ( like “stealing” his food, not picking him up off the ground fast enough, etc), throwing all his veggies on the ground, and yelling at the budgie in the mirror.
He will now be sharing this blog with Mint. I barely convinced her by agreeing to keep the name “Mintthebird”.

Imagine that Ciel is the only one that remembers Alois’s birthday and he tells Alois to close his eyes because he has a present for him, so he does it and Ciel pecks him on the cheek and Alois buries his face in his hands is just makes a noise like, “eeeeeeeeee” and Ciel’s just like, “He did the same thing for me on my birthday how did he not expect that?”

Ciel also got Alois that video game he wanted for a few months because he isn’t just gonna give him a small peck on such a special day. That is not the gift-giving way of the Phantomhive family.

Ragnarok - Soulmate Challenge #5

Incorporates Soulmate challenge #5 - Each day on your arm is a particular event your soulmate will face today. (Examples: Promotion, family death, new pet, meeting soulmate…) by @insideoflit

Annabella belongs to @the-shadow-of-atlantis
Aria belongs to @lovekenya24

@guns-n-lilies @lovingmytelevision @nightwing-rules @side-angel
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Roy whistled happily as he made breakfast.

Lian was with Annabella and for the first time in a long time it was time for him and Maia to just relax.


After a rough time to say the least, this much needed couple time was a relief.

“Did you hear that?” Maia called as she walked into the kitchen

“Hear what?” He asked as confusion played on her face.


“There was a loud noise like some horn.” She shrugged and approached him, bringing her lips to his.

“I didn’t hear it.” He said after their lips parted and lifted her onto the counter, pressing up against her.

“But I am preoccupied.”


“Tell me about -” she started to say but disappeared before his eyes.

“Maia?!” He called out and looked around worriedly before looking at his arm.


For years he had her daily moments almost inked on his skin.

“Come to Midgard” was the first one that struck him as the oddest but “fighting the archdemon” “becoming a warden” were among just many that also included “eating a pepperoni sandwich.”


He expected a kidnapping or getting lost but instead saw Ragnarok.


His stomach churned as the bacon started to burn and tended to it as he called Zatanna.


“Roy I was just going to call.” Her voice greeted him “You got it too.”

“What’s going on Zee?” He demanded letting stress getting the best of him

“Come into the League, we’ll figure this out.”


As his feet touched the Watchtowers floor, he immediately was led to the meeting room where John Constantine was explaining to the league about the nature of the mystery.


“It seems we’ve been placed in a pocket dimension while the battle takes place.” He continued to say as Roy sat down.


“We need to get involved.” Hal spoke up as Roy was thankful not to see Annabella present.


“It is highly unlikely they’d allow us access through.” John said “As if also appears, our Asgardian friends have remained in our regular dimension to fight.”


“And as the myth goes, it is unlikely they will survive.” Bruce spoke up “However, they have not been named in the texts, we cannot anticipate anything. We need to be ready to defend anything that comes through - We will be sending a team through.”

“And I’ll see what I can find from the corps. Surely they have a protocol for this.” Hal said as Roy remained quiet.


As the Leaguers dispersed he felt Olivers hand on his back

“She’ll be okay.”


Zatanna raised her hands towards the screen and started muttering. Seconds later an overlook of Gotham showed on the map and Roys eyes widened as he saw the crowd of people standing around the bay.


As Zatanna shifted the focus he was able to recognize a handful of people. Thor and Loki standing by a man who he had seen in passing before, a man John was now telling him as Maias father, Odin.


He saw Eluf standing by a man and a woman who resembled him, while he spotted Maia. Or atleast looked dauntingly alike, the woman stood in an armor of blue with another man who he presumed was her husband. Her posture was straight and her expression cold as she stood watching the waters. Skadi and Ullr as John pointed out.


Maia appeared next to her and after they shared a glance Maia moved to her brothers. As she conversed with a man Roy didn’t recognize she moved away with a group of others.


“The water.” Zatanna said softly and John swore as a giant serpent begin to rise from the water.


“The portal will be safe for travel in five seconds.”


“i’m going.” Roy said as he approached.


“Me too.” Oliver nodded as Diana and Barry also stepped forward.


“Then let’s go.” Batman agreed and began to walk through the portal.


Roy looked around as he left the portal. Superman and Wonder Woman had already approached the All Father and he saw everyones gaze on them.


“You should not be here.” Thor said as he approached him while Eluf embraced Zatanna.


“Where is she?” He asked quickly in response.


“I cannot tell you.” Thor shot him an apologetic look “you  should return to safety, you have a family to care for.”


“Maia is my family.” Roy responded angrily catching the attention of the others “Where is she?”


“Roy, return home.” Loki interjected “This is too dangerous for you and you know this.”


“I’m not going anywhere without Maia.” He said stubbornly


“My daughter is currently fulfilling her destiny.” Skadi said from her spot. “Now leave mortal, Jormungdur is rising​.”


“I will repeat myself again.” Roy shot her a look “I am not going anywhere without your daughter.”


“Do not interrupt her.”


Roy ignored her and looked at his watch 4.45am, he knew that normally Maia would be lapping Gotham right now and figured that the clocktower would be his best vantage point to find her.


As he climbed up, he could hear a growling and looked down to see Maia being chased. He could see the direction she ran was the same one she had run every morning since coming to Earth and a pit grew in his stomach.


That was why she ran every morning.


————–

Maia ran as fast as she could, her mind only on the destination point as she tried to stop the fear of the giant wolf Fenrir chasing her.


Roy was safe, Lian was safe, her friends were safe and she was happy that her Thor had listened to her idea of making sure the mortals were safe in a pocket dimension, for when the time came.


He was hot on her tail and as she turned around to shoot her bow, and caught sight of Roy. Her heart jumped out her chest as she saw him and stumbled.


“Shit.” She muttered as she heard Roy call out for her.

The wolves attention turned to him and started to approach him, causing Maia to shoot ice at the wolf, only angering it more.


Lead him to Baldur. Don’t slow down, he will kill you.


Those were the only orders she had and had been practicing for since a child.

“Come on.” She muttered and grinned as the wolf started pouncing at her as Roy’s arrows bounced off of it’s skin.


The plan had changed due to Roy’s interference and she then lead it down a different path.

As she ran, she realized she had hit a dead end and turned. Raising her hands she sealed the entrance with an ice wall, leaving her and the wolf.


————–


When Roy finally reached her, the ice had been broken through and Maia was sitting up against the wall.


“Maia!” He yelled as he approached, noticing the pool of blood around her.


“I failed.” She frowned as she looked up at him.


“It’s okay.” He reassured her as he searched for the wound “you didn’t fail anybody, where is the wolf?”


She pointed over at the frozen wolf in the corner

“It won’t stop him for long.”


Wrapping a bandage around her leg he helped her up and away from the scene.


“Why didn’t you teleport?” He asked her.


“He had your scent, I couldn’t risk it.” She said softly as she winced “How did you know?”


“My arm.” He said “did you see yours?”


“No.” She frowned and tried to hold up her armor clad arm “who else is here?”


“The league, don’t worry, let’s go. Can you teleport?”


She shook her head and felt him lift her her onto his back before walking over to find help.


—————–


Roy watched her as the healers tended to her leg.

The battle was won and no life was wasted, thanks to the extra help of the league.


Maia had her focus on the interaction between Thor and Superman as Diana stayed next to her. The serpent slain, the wolf rechained.


Oliver however was talking to Odin about Maias experiences.


“So I told her there were elves  in there. And then, I found her pulling the machine apart trying to save the elves and liberate them from washing the dishes.” Oliver laughed as Odin chuckled, while people surrounded them being healed.


“Gentle on the leg, it will need to heal naturally from now.” The healer said and Maia nodded as Roy approached.


“Looks like you’ll be missing your runs.” Diana chuckled causing Maia to groan. “I’m sure Red Arrow can think of something to preoccupy you in the meantime.”

“If she doesn’t sit still I’ll sic Annabella onto her.” Roy smirked


“I recommend for her to stay in Asgard.” The healer frowned at Maias companion’s.


“Maia will be safe with us.” Diana assured her causing Skadi to shoot her a look of indifference from nearby “Sorry, Drifa will be safe with us.”


“She’s still mad that myself and Eluf are not married.” Maia waved her hand as the dimension shift brought the citizens and the other heroes back.


“Maia!” Lians voiced called out as she ran up to her. As Lian climbed onto her lap to embrace her, Roy knew that this was the perfect opportunity.


“Have I ever told you how stupid you can be sometimes?” Annabella sighed as she and Aria approached her “You scared everyone today.”


“Only when I’m out of Peanut Butter.” Maia laughed


“Dont think we’re going to go easy on you.” Aria said sternly as she pulled her into a hug.


“We’ll need to look at your arm.” The healer said and Maia nodded, allowing them to undo the armor as her arm ached.


As they peeled back the fabric under her arm, she caught sight of the words underneath and read them to herself before gasping.


“What’s wrong?” Maia looked up to see Christine by her side


“Is everyone here?” Maia asked as she looked around, and sure enough a large crowd appeared as they looked upon the gods and heroes.


“Maia. You’re at my work, of course I’m here.” Christine motioned to City Hall behind her. “What happened?”


“P-r-o-p-o-s-e.” Lian spelled out as she read Maias.arm. “Propose. My spelling is getting so much better right Maia? Right Grandma Christine?”


“That’s right.” Christine smiled as she looked at her daughter and over at Roy who was speaking to Odin and Skadi “Are they who I think they are?”


“Yeah.” Maia nodded as her insides squirmed and felt nervous as she saw him finally start to approach.

The Zodiac Signs as M*A*S*H Characters
  • Aries: Hawkeye. Creative and intelligent, but impulsive and quick to anger. He's a brilliant doctor, but if you annoy him, he'll do something weird like drop garbage on your Jeep or blow up some tongue depressors.
  • Scorpio: Trapper. Confident, cool and focussed, but occasionally argumentative. May react to a challenge by punching it.
  • Virgo: BJ. Charming, intuitive and analytical. Requires regular contact with Mrs. Virgo or may get upset and destroy the still.
  • Leo: Margaret. Powerful, opinionated and a natural leader. Sometimes a little bossy, and guarded with emotions, but opens up when faced with loud noises and puppies.
  • Capricorn: Frank. Likes order, practicality and systematic approaches. Criticism may result in running away from home or crying. Rigorous application of military efficiency and saluting should aid any depressive phases.
  • Libra: Henry. Tries to be the voice of reason and maintain balance in the camp but fails. Do not ask him to make a decision. Ever.
  • Taurus: Potter. A stubborn old war horse and a good listener.
  • Cancer: Charles. Traditional, solitary, and enjoys quiet domesticity and tranquillity. In the absence of any of these things, Mozart will suffice.
  • Gemini: Klinger. The very picture of duality. Khaki by day, chiffon by night. Charismatic and inventive, especially when there's a Section 8 up for grabs.
  • Aquarius: Radar. Quiet, unorthodox and surprisingly clever when he sets his mind to it. A great humanitarian, especially when non-humans are concerned.
  • Pisces: Mulcahy. Also quiet, but highly intelligent, but occasionally gullible. Passionately devoted to good causes - just ask the orphans.
  • Sagittarius: Sidney Freedman. Focussed, philosophical and intense. Results-driven, and reacts to failure with an intense need to do better next time.
  • (Reference material was www.whats-your-sign.com for I know nothing about star signs. I also think I took this too literally.)
I miss him

I miss him after a long day
His eyes look like the sea, on a stormy bay.
I need him, I want him, all the time
Would he like me to call him mine?

He is beautiful inside and out,
It’s even worth it when we shout.
He’s what I think of when I wake,
I’m willing to put everything at stake.

I like his laugh, especially when it’s made from me,
I still love him, even though he doesn’t like tea.
He makes funny faces and noises, and has great humor
I’m here to tell you all he’s “Mi amor”

Love means to want to, not to have to
To think of someone that makes you happy when you’re feeling blue
I need him, I want him, all the time
Would he like me to call him mine?

-I love you
@ig408

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1x29, “Operation: Annihilate!

Headcanon that HYDRA wanted the Winter Soldier to be as quiet as possible when on missions so they trained him to sneeze very quietly when he has to and as a result Bucky now sneezes like a kitten

So I just died laughing for a good half hour because of this.

So just imagine that Newt Scamander sees a little stuffed camel and is like “aww cute” and goes “accio camel” and nothing happens. Then all of a sudden you hear a camel noise and his face is like ‘oh no, what have i done’ then suddenly a camel flies across the screen and hits him (but hes ok). Then years later at Hogwarts some kid (probs a Slytherin) hears about it and tricks another student into doing to and all of a sudden a camel goes flying through the halls of Hogwarts. That’s the story of how Hogwarts got a camel as it’s new mascot.

you want me to do what?;blowjobs, facials, very nsfw

“You want me to do what?” Dean asks, his voice breaking around the last word.

“I want you to come on my face.”

Dean makes a noise like all the air has been punched out of his gut. Cas just looks up at him, his blue eyes too wide and his mouth still red and wet from sucking Dean’s dick. After a moment he leans back in and noses at the crease of Dean’s hip, all stubble and heat. Dean tightens the hand in his hair, tries to remember how to breathe.

“You liked it the other night,” Cas says, soft.

But the other night had been an accident; Cas had moved the wrong way just as Dean had started to come, and Dean’s dick had pulsed right against Cas’ jaw. Something hot and dark had curled into Dean’s gut, something so startling and deep it had left him moaning and clawing at the sheets.

“Yeah, but I – oh.”

Cas leans in again, licking a slow, wet stripe up the length of Dean’s dick, then sucking it back into his mouth, taking it deep, too deep. He slides his hands up Dean’s thighs, digging his thumbs into the skin above Dean’s hip. Dean can’t really move, between Cas’ iron grip and the wall behind him, so when Cas pulls back to tongue the head, all Dean can do is tug at his hair and whine. Cas looks up as he takes Dean back in; Dean can see the shape of himself against Cas’, and – shit, shit, he’s going to lose it, he’s –

“Cas,” he gasps, the heat inside him cresting like a wave.

Cas pulls back, stroking him with his hand. The first pulse catches Cas’ cheek, the second hits the corner of his mouth, and Dean shudders all over, unable to breath, shot through with something almost electric. He touches the mess on Cas’ cheek with the tips of his fingers, moaning when Cas turns to kiss the palm of his hand, smearing it all over.

“Fuck.”

He tugs Cas up and wraps his hand around Cas’ dick; his thighs are still shaking, but Cas crowds him back against the wall, pressing in close as he fucks into Dean’s hand. He comes hard and fast, all over Dean’s hip, and he drags his fingers through it, rubbing it into Dean’s skin as he kisses Dean with a sticky mouth.

You're My Best Friend (A Cappella Cover)
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You're My Best Friend (A Cappella Cover)

Your Best Friend from the Red vs Blue Revelation Soundtrack, originally by..Caboose? I guess ?? Pfft

The ending of Episode 3 of Season 13 really kicked me in the Church/Caboose section of my heart, and this song became the soundtrack of my woes p much lmao

~ Other RT Covers ~