like brainless

People desperately want Cole to be a bad person and I don’t know why

He called black people “cannibals”?? 

I’m sure most of you band wagon haters don’t even know WHERE this claim come from (hence me calling you band wagons) so let me help. 

You all need to STOP twisting his words. When he tweeted this it wasn’t a BLM movement. In fact I remember the march and it had NOTHING to do with BLM nor was it against Bernie. One of the people in charge of the march said that the only reason they marched while Bernie was campaigning was because they knew there’d be cameras around and they just wanted to get air time for their cause. Regardless numerous people were hurt because of their actions; namely children were hurt, which was AWFUL. Regardless of what your cause is you have no right to march in anywhere and injure children for whatever reason. So YES that was Cannibalism and no it was not a BLM movement. 




Cole has shown his support MULTIPLE times for the BLM movement and has said multiple times that saying being pro BLM doesn’t mean you’re saying that all lives don’t matter.



“hE ABUSED HIS EX”

Bitch where? Were you a part of the relationship? Can you even find the so called tumblr post that she supposedly said this? Some of y’all know NOTHING about this. You just hear it from the grapevine and jump ship like brainless followers. 

Why would you think it’s okay to hold Cole accountable for something a possibly bitter ex wrote on tumblr??? DO you realize how serious it is to just label someone an “abuser”. That’s not a fucking joke and not something you should throw around just because you heard it from this twitter page you follow. 

I’m a creative fucker and I could literally sit here and write a whole essay on how your dad, or your bother or Usher or some random person abused me but it’ll be all FALSE. Writing it on social media doesn’t make it true. Y'all need to stop acting so foolish and gullible.

You know what’s interesting and paradoxical? While the court never believes abuse victims, social media believes them too much. There’s no balance. Victim shaming is real and unfortunate but let’s not act like SOMETIMES they are not telling the truth.  

How many cases have there been where the *white* woman admits years later that she was inherently lying about being abused years ago. 

So I’m sorry if I’m not going to sit on my my ass and judge some one based on some random crap I heard online. 

For all we know Cole probably converted her from Lays to Doritos and she’s calling that emotional abuse.


You people just like to take one small thing a celeb says, twist it to make them look bad (WITHOUT DOING YOU RESEARCH EVEN THOUGH GOOGLE IS FREE) and then everyone just jumps on the bandwagon. You are all jobless, pathetic, hateful people. You’re BULLIES; you think you’re being these great millennials but you’re just lying bullies. You pull this crap on all these celebrities and tarnish their image as if its as normal and easy as breathing. Its not fair and its not right. I can’t even imaging being a celeb and having to deal with all this crap; half of y’all wouldn’t last a day with your thin skin and fake woke ass. 

I am sick of the tumblr/social media expectation that celebrities are supposed to be your idea of “woke” or that makes them a bad person. News flash: there’s a real world out there where people are living real lives. No one has time to search all over tumblr to find out the right way to say this or that. 

At the end of the day WE ALL say things that can be taken the wrong way. Its not because we’re trying to be mean, we mean well, we just don’t know any better because NOT EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND NO ONES PERFECT. (<- @ all you people calling Lili Reinhart “homophobic” when she’s continually shown her support for the LGBTQ community)


There’s just this cumulative desperation I’ve noticed in the tumblr society where you all try to take who a celebrity is an twist it to fit into what you want them to be. 

They say one thing that gets distorted and all of a sudden you all think you have the right or the power to erase all the good they’ve done and label them bad people. I’m so sick of it. 

GET OFF your high horses because NONE of you people are perfect. And I’m sure there are multiple things you say in just one day that someone somewhere in this world would take the wrong way and deem YOU to be a shitty person.  

At the rate you are all going ALL celebrities are shitty people. Heck WE ARE ALL SHITTY people. 

{Reaction} EXO finding out they weren't your original bias

Hello! I love your blog soooooo much and I literally just went through your whole master list on EXO and am about to go to the next group lmao so I was wondering if you could do an EXO imagine where they get jealous cuz their weren’t your first bias in the group? Thanks!💖

Note: I made this kind of short because I didn’t want to repeat myself since it’s all quite similar for each member. I hope you still enjoy it though! 

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used. 

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Chanyeol: “Are you kidding me right now? I am the face of EXO, how can you not stan this?”


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Kyungsoo: “I guess I can see why you’d prefer Minseok, he is a lot better than me at things” *Sheepish - kind of dissapointed*

{y/n}: *guilty af*


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu

Baekhyun: “Are you joshing? I’m cooler than Chen! I’m definitely make a better bias than he does!”

{y/n}: “Yeah, so cool you still call it ‘joshing.’”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by nicelyjaythan

“I bet you thought you liked Kris but then you saw me and thought wow that’s right, my type” *sassy af*

{y/n}: “Please stop”


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by elaysium

“What does Tao have that I don’t have? I don’t understand Baobei”

{y/n}: *guilty af* how could you do this to this baby? He must be protected


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by luedeer

“Waee~ Why are you like this?”


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by channieschubbycake

“Your bias was Baekhyun? He’s a literal man child, why would you like him when you could like Daddy?” *smirking*


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Tao: “Your bias was Suho? Of all members, really? Wow, that’s embarrassing” *salty af*


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by bemineinseoul

Suho: “You liked brainless?”

{y/n}: “No, I said Baekhyun.”

Suho: “So yeah… brainless.”


Luhan

Originally posted by krismehard

Luhan: “Pfft, why would you like someone like Chanyeol? I’m the manly one, you should have noticed me first.”


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by illegalkai

Kai: “You liked Kyungsoo? Aish, that’s hurt my ego”


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by krismehard

Kris: “You want to see me cry, don’t you?”

anonymous asked:

Prompt idea; I didn't much care for what they did to Alex's Character in Monday's episode. So I was wondering if you could fix it. Like when Maggie asks Alex what's wrong, Alex actually tells her it's Kara's Birthday and Maggie's like 'then why are we going to a concert we should be celebrating your sisters birthday??'. And instead of pushing Kara towards Mon-el maybe Sanvers gives her a push towards Lena?

Hope this is what you’re looking for. P.s. sorry for any spelling and/or grammar mistakes: 

Maggie’s said it before, and she’ll say it again, she knows Alex Danvers. 

It’s only been a few weeks and she already knows Alex’s state of mind with just one look, especially when she doesn’t pay attention because an Alex Danvers that is distracted is a distraught Alex Danvers, there’s not an instance that Alex isn’t one hundred percent focused on something, whether it’s something as trivial as a crossword puzzle or taking down an alien foe. So, when she’s distracted, Maggie knows that something is wrong, that something is eating at her. 

The brunette places her beer on the kitchen counter and narrows her eyes at the agent who was lost in deep thought, wringing her hands a little while staring at a fixed point on the ground. “Earth to Agent Danvers,” Maggie prompts playfully to get her girlfriend’s attention. Alex jumps a little, her eyes unfocused, before she shakes her head and brushes off the strange distraction as though it never even existed, as though Maggie hadn’t just caught her looking longingly at her hard wood floors and, trust her, those floors are nothing to be desired. “What’s up with you?” Maggie asks. She’s not being harsh in her questioning, in fact, she turns her head to the side and tilts one side of her lips up in a curious smile. 

“What? Me?” Alex asks, standing up straight and crossing her arms across her chest. “I’m fine, there’s nothing wrong.“ 

“Alex,” Maggie’s voice is full of disbelief and she comes around the counter so that she is face to face with Alex instead of having a counter between them. “come on.” The detective raises an eyebrow, telling Alex that she wasn’t buying it, not even for a second. 

“It’s Kara,” Alex admits, she can’t deny it when Maggie asks her, even if Alex is pretty new to the whole feelings thing, besides, it’s Kara and Alex kind of feels incredibly guilty for the way she just blew off her sister. “I think I hurt her feelings.” Alex confesses. 

Maggie nods her head a little and opens her mouth, not quite catching how or why Alex had hurt her sister’s feelings but understanding that the two of them had an inexplicable bond that, as an only child, she’d never really experienced before. “Okay…?” Maggie says uncertainly, watching as Alex played with her hands again and turned around before turning back. It was also rare that Alex Danvers got so torn up and wound up like this - again, the Kara effect. 

The agent pauses and contemplates for a moment. She’s not entirely sure if she should share this information with Maggie, it’s a tradition only her and Kara have, even Jeremiah and Eliza hadn’t really celebrated the tradition with them, it was a sister event, it wasn’t actually Kara’s birthday but it was the day that she arrived on earth and the day they officially became sisters, but Maggie knew that Kara was Supergirl, that she was not of this planet, so what harm could telling her about this really do? 

“It’s kind of… Well…” Alex grumbles in frustration, she’s not sure how to explain the day to anyone, she’s never had to before since no one, other than her inner most circle of people, her family, know of it already. “Thirteen years ago my sister came to earth,” Alex says and Maggie leans against the counter, her full attention trained on Alex and what she was saying. “she became my sister,” Alex states. “and every year we have what we call ‘Earth Birthday’, it’s kind of Kara’s birthday, and it’s kind of not… it’s hard to explain, actually, Kara’s actual age is kind of complicated, her biology-" 

"Stick on topic Danvers.” Maggie interrupts with amusement because of cause her bio-engineer girlfriend gets excited and intrigued mid-explanation by alien DNA. 

“Right,” Alex says, she had been pacing during her explanation and comes to a halt in front of Maggie, looking her in the eyes, her own eyes sparkling a little. “every year we celebrate, just the two us, together, every year. It’s a tradition I guess and… I, um, well, I kind of…” Alex sighs and rubs her face with her hands. “I kind of blew her off… to spend the day with you.” For a minute, Maggie is stunned, clearly this day was very important, not just to Alex but to Kara, every year they celebrated it, and Alex had just cancelled? For Maggie? The detective could not have that. 

She crosses her arms across her chest and examines Alex for a moment, it was obvious that she was wracked with guilt, that she knew that this wasn’t exactly the right thing to do, that maybe she’d made a mistake, Maggie can handle rejection, hell, she wouldn’t have even considered Alex turning her down for the concert as a rejection, not when it’s her alien sister’s birthday. Sometimes, Maggie honestly didn’t get Alex’s decision making. 

“Go, be with your sister.” Maggie says and Alex, who had taken an interest back into the hard wood floors, head snaps up in surprise and Maggie smiles slightly, her lopsided smile that Alex loved. “Come on Danvers, why are we going to a concert? We should be celebrating your sister’s birthday,” Maggie says, stepping forward so she was only a few inches away from her girlfriend. “look, I appreciate that you want to spend time with me, actually, I love that you want to spend time with me,” Maggie was attempting to be honest. “but family is important too, and you shouldn’t have to sacrifice one relationship for the other. So,” Maggie smiles. “I’ll talk to my friend who’s working security, maybe I can get an extra ticket and Kara can come along. Of course only after you two have spent some time together." 

Alex pauses for a long moment, so long that Maggie thinks that maybe she was just never going to reply, before she breaks out into a huge smile and wraps her girlfriend up into a tight hug, planting a loving kiss to her cheek. She pulls back and places a quick peck on her lips and Maggie starts smiling like a brainless starstruck idiot as Alex spurs into motion - ah, the Alex effect. "You are seriously the best,” Alex says. “wait, do we have any cupcakes?”

//

A part of Alex thought that Kara wouldn’t open her apartment door and she’d be left standing there with a cupcake until the candle dwindled down to nothing and her human legs gave out to exhaustion but, of course, Kara does answer the door. 

The door opens slowly and Kara appears in the doorway with a semi-smile, it’s almost the familiar Kara smile except Alex knows her sister all too well, and she knows when something is bothering her, and something is bothering her - beyond just Alex that was. 

“Happy earth birthday, please don’t send me away,” Alex gives her little sister a wide, hopeful, grin and the blonde laughs, scuffing her sock clad foot against the floor. “I come in peace, look, I even brought a cupcake, it has a K.” Kara shakes her head and the smile that had been tempting her lips before tugs even more at the corners. 

“Is this your apology?” Kara questions playfully and Alex softens a little, feeling that guilt again. 

“I am,” Alex says and Kara leans against her door. “sorry that is.” Alex clarifies and Kara stares at her for a moment, her eyes drifting all over Alex’s face and, admittedly, lingering longingly on the cupcake. 

“You are forgiven,” Kara says carefully, stops eyeing the cupcake, and Alex almost rolls her eyes at Kara’s laser like focus on the cupcake - of course Kara was distracted by the food. 

“Go on, blow it out,” Alex encourages and the blonde’s face lights up. “gently!” Alex adds, remembering all the past birthdays when Kara had been distracted and forgot she sometimes had superbreath - they hadn’t exactly been the best experiences and Alex wasn’t keen to relive them either. 

Kara chuckles a little and leans forward to deliver a gentle blow that takes the candle out easily. Alex hands the cupcake over and Kara takes it with her broad smile and practically skips into the apartment leaving Alex to close the door and follow. 

The blonde grabs a plate from her cabinet and then some cutlery to split the cupcake in half for them to share. “So what changed your mind?” Kara asks curiously, sucking on her thumb afterwards to remove some icing that had gotten onto it. 

“Honestly,” Alex says, taking a seat across from her little sister. “Maggie.” Kara looks up at that and raises an eyebrow. 

“Really?” Kara asks dropping her knife in favour for a fork to eat the cupcake with. 

“She reminded me of what’s important,” Alex admits and Kara glances down at that, smiling softly at the confession. “and I mean, not just that but, you’re my sister, I’ve always got time for you Kara." 

"It hurt my feelings,” Kara admits, cupcake momentarily forgotten. “it’s just, with everything that’s happening with James and Winn and then Mon-El,” Kara makes a waving gesture with her hand, as though she was erasing all the bad out of the air, before she leans forward on the counter with a deep sigh. “I’ve been feeling, I don’t know, alone I guess.” Alex stays silent at Kara’s confession, knowing that, if she interrupted now, Kara wouldn’t explain all the way, and Alex wasn’t going to hand out advice on half baked truths - that never worked out well. "I just wanted to forget about all that and just spend time with my sister, you know, at least I still have you, and then when you blew me off I just… hurt my feelings.“ Kara shrugs half-heartedly and Alex’s eyes soften in response. 

"Kara,” Alex says, reaching across the table with her palm up and open, Kara stares at it for a moment, before she places her hand against it and Alex squeezes it softly. “I’m here. Always.” Kara nods at that and Alex withdraws her hand having comforted her sister. 

“Maggie’s new you know, I’ve never felt like this about anyone, never been this crazy,” Kara smiles at that, despite everything, she really was happy that Alex was happy. “it’s always just been me and you, you know, no one was really worth my time before Maggie, just you.” Kara chuckles a little and takes a bite from the cupcake and Alex grabs the other fork for herself. 

“So I’m trying to find a balance… because you’re really important to me, super important to me,” Kara snorts a little at that and Alex smiles in response. “I’m not going anywhere Kara, you know that right?” Alex nudges her foot against Kara’s leg, she’s honestly not even sure if Kara feels small nudges like that but she’s pretty sure she does. “You are not alone." Kara smiles so brightly that Alex wonders if maybe she absorbed too much of the suns energy and, before she can really process the moment, Kara is wrapping her in a tight hug, hard enough to make Alex a little breathless, but gentle enough that she wasn’t breaking any ribs. 

Alex chuckles at her sister’s enthusiasm but pulls back slowly from the hug, examining her carefully with a skeptical look. "What?” Kara asks, looking down at herself, wondering if she had cupcake around her mouth or something. 

“There’s something else bothering you,” Alex states, it’s not even a question, she knows Kara like she was herself. 

“No, nothing- nothing’s wrong.” Kara says in a way that tells Alex that there most certainly is something wrong. 

“Oh really? Because I’m thinking there’s a certain someone who you’ve been denying your feelings for.” Alex says as Kara sheepishly steps back to stand behind the counter. 

“Who? Mon-El? I already told him that I don’t like him like that-" 

"God no, that’s not who I mean.” Alex narrows her eyes and Kara has a sudden interest in the cupcake, playing with it with her fork. 

“James? I told you that-" 

"Not James either,” Alex interrupts again, crossing her arms across her chest. “I’m thinking dark hair, green eyes, owner of a huge company…” Kara shakes her head stubbornly, playing dumb. “Her name rhymes with Shema hoother…” That might just be the most ridiculous sentence that Alex has ever said in her life and still Kara just plays dumb, shrugging her shoulders to exaggerate that she wasn’t getting what Alex was saying. 

“Oh my- Lena Luthor! You know who I’m talking about.” Kara purses her lips at that before biting it and shrinking back slightly. 

Lena? Lena Luthor? Luthor? I don’t… pfftwhat? No, I don’t have feelings for Lena.” Kara says, suddenly very flustered, and that was severely unconvincing to Alex. 

Alex raises her eyebrows in disbelief and holds Kara’s gaze until she finally gives up the playing dumb act. “Yeah okay, I do,” Kara sighs and begins playing with the crumbs of the cupcake. “it’s just- Rao! I don’t even know Alex, it’s like she can see right through me, like, she smiles at me and I sometimes forget that I can fly, she makes me feel powerless, but in a vulnerable I’m falling kind of way, but there’s this history, you know, a Super and a Luthor? What kind of fanfiction is that?" 

"First of all,” Alex says with amusement. “fanfiction? I thought you said you hadn’t been hanging out with Winn as much?” Kara lets out a breath of a laugh at that. “Secondly, I know how that feels, it’s scary-" 

Terrifying.“ Kara says offhandedly. 

"Exactly, but, sometimes, some risks are worth taking,” Alex says gently, which seems to resonate with the blonde on some level. “I guess the only question you have to ask yourself is, is Lena Luthor worth the risk?” Alex says which sends Kara stewing in thought. The blonde blows out her cheeks and then sighs as a far away look forms on her face and, if Alex had to hazard a guess, she’d say that Kara definitely thought Lena was worth the risk. 

There’s a moment of silence between them, of Kara stewing in her thoughts, before Kara seemingly snaps out of it with her own conclusion made. “You’re right.” Kara says and those two words are enough for Alex to know that Kara had made her decision. 

“So what’s the plan for tonight?” Kara asks, changing the subject back to the blonde’s earth birthday. “It’s too late to take those dance classes.” Kara was down for lazing around in her apartment with her sister, watching old movies, or catching up on TV shows, while eating two whole pizzas, but Alex had a glint in her eyes, as though she has something else planned. 

“Well, first we can sit around, order potstickers and pizza-" 

"Potstickers and pizza? You really are sorry.” Kara teases and Alex rolls her eyes playfully. 

“Then later Maggie’s going to come by and we’re all going to go to that concert together, that’s got to be better than line dancing lessons.” Alex says, teasing her sister. Kara laughs and polishes off her cupcake with Alex before she responds. 

“That whole balancing thing?” Kara asks. “I think you’re getting better at it.” Alex beams at that and Kara stands up, practically leaping with happiness, a total contrast to what she had been a few hours ago, and Maggie was totally right, she shouldn’t have to sacrifice any of these two amazing relationships in her life for either one. 

At the concert, Kara even calls Lena (which Maggie is weirdly crazy supportive of - especially after witnessing Supergirl’s and Lena’s dynamic before), telling her that they need to talk, and the rest of the night was spent with the three of them singing their hearts out until their voices were sore, well, all except Kara of course. And maybe Alex had to give Maggie a piggy back at one point, teasing her for her height, and maybe later they made the girl of steel piggy back the both of them - that didn’t exactly end well though.

And now for a word out of the other side of me ol' arse.....

Do I think we got a big fuck you last night from Outlander pimp master Samwise and his bff coworker K-trina?

Yes.

Do I think they are assholes?

No.

Do I think they are jackasses?

Yes.

Do I think they loathe fans?

As a collective entity that qualifies as a necessary evil work albatross, yes. Individually as human beings, no.

Do they appreciate that the collective entity has elevated their status from workaday nobodies to beloved and successful and entertainingly useful notables?

Yes.

Do they appreciate that a few of the individuals have fucktarded all over the fandom that built Outlander and made us ~and them~ look like and occasionally act like ungrateful idiotic brainless trolls from Mars?

No. Fuck no. And to those individuals, they say fuck off. 🖕🏻

So says the other, more rational side of me ol’ arse. If you prefer the side of me ol’ arse that had the podium earlier, that’s fine. Both cheeks reside amicably side by side on the body that houses the brain they share. (No, I’m not drunk)

They are flawed. We are flawed. Lies and half truths are coming from every which way and nobody on either side really has any idea what the hell is actually going on and the chaos that has resulted is what has me in a funk as of late.

This is supposed to be the easy part of life. The non life threatening or potentially bankruptive activity that gets one through the horseshit that might kill you one day.

Anyway…..

I’m not jumping back in the sheeple parade of mindless social media minions. I’ll watch with squinty eyes of distrust from my porch covered in soggy waffles and see how I feel in September.

Now would be a great time for the two blessed outlander jackasses to just start being themselves ALL THE TIME, especially on SM. That’s just a suggestion. In case they happen to follow the scent of latest fart in the Tumblr wind. 💨

Wrecker | 01

word count: 3.392

genre: fuckboy!Jungkook, best friends w Jikook, angsty shit and fluff in later parts

A/N: So another series guys. I just can’t help myself, lol. I was really inspired to write this one and I think I like wrecker more than my other serie better. Oh and the love story thingy won’t happen between y/nxjimin only y/nxjungkook. :) Although Jimin is my bias, I can write more about Jungkook, i live for fuckboy Jungkook lmao. I hope u like it xo

Originally posted by bwipsul


You had always thought that idols were just people set up bij agency’s with too much fame. They only had to dance and sing and thousands of girls/boys would come after them.
But you never thought you would become friends with one of them. Until Jimin and Jungkook came in your life, crashing in to you, literally.

-1 year ago -
Jungkook POV
“ Hyung we need to go now, there is no time for your hipster selca’s! Our flight is almost departing!”
“ Slow down Jungkookie, no stress. Just one more for twitter than we can go.”
“ Park Jimin-ssi, there is no time!” And with that I pulled Jimin away from the starbucks while he was taking pictures of himself as always. It wasn’t my fault this time, that we were late again. I’m usually stuck with Jimin when we’re flying, not that it’s unpleasant. It’s just that we both take a lot of time for everything and we’re extremely slow. So two slow people? Nah, that can’t be good.
“ And you call me hyung while treating me like this. How dare you to drag me to the gate huh! I blessed Busan girls with this beautiful selca yesterday, did you bless Busan?” He said nagging me, while I was still running with him to our gate. Damn, why was it so far away.
“ I blessed Busan with my birth and my… Shit!” I crashed into some girl who was apparently running too.
“ Yah, look out. I’m late for my flight already and now my shirt is wet too!” It looked like she wanted to sound angry, but actually she looked really cute with my coffee spilled over her shirt. It was kind of funny.
“ I’m sorry can I do something for you to make it okay?” Jimin said, apologizing for me. I was still impressed by her cuteness.
“ No it’s okay. It’s your fault that my shirt is wrecked and I’m late again.” She faked a smile. Damn she has an attitude. The most surprising was that she didn’t recognize me or Jimin.
“ Aren’t you guys from that blood sweat and thingy video?” I was laughing out loud right now.
“ Yes we are indeed. I’m Jungkook and this is my tiny friend Jimin from Busan.” Jimin hit my leg but I liked teasing him so much.
“ Oh yes the scouting boys, I remember my friend talking about that. Nice to meet you, I’m Y/N”
Her name sounded foreign but also not. When I looked at my watch, I was shocked to see our plane was supposed to depart 5 minutes ago. We were late again.
“ Shit, hyung, we are late again!” I began to run, but Jimin just stood there with the girl watching me run to the gate.
“ What’s the point of running, PD-nim can’t be that mad again. And MAMA rehearsal only starts in 5 hours, chill down.” He was right, we could just say we had to pee and forgot the time.
“ Well let’s talk with the coffee spilled girl then.”
“ Yah! I have a name!”

Y/N POV
Well that was interesting. I just met two idols and I wasn’t even excited or something. I just wanted to take a picture with them in case my friends wouldn’t believe me.
“ So, I have to go change my flight. It was nice meeting you bye!” Just when I was about to leave. Jimin grabbed my hand, refusing to let me go.
“ Why don’t go together. We have to change or flight too. We can grab some coffee and talk a bit.” To be honest, I really didn’t want to be alone. But talking with idols with girls running over them didn’t seem like the best idea ever.
“ I don’t really know, what if someone thinks I’m a crazy fan only wanting to talk with you.”
“ Then we will tell you are just a girl with coffee on her shirt.” Well guess who spilled the coffee.
Jungkook didn’t said anything but just stood there staring at my shirt. When I looked down I saw my shirt became a little bit see through.
“ Oh no, I don’t have a spare shirt in my bag.” What was I supposed to do now?
“ Oh wait I have one, it’s white too and without coffee.” Jungkook grabbed a shirt out of his bag and handed me it. It smelled like soap.
“ I’m going to change in the washroom!” I said walking to the washroom.
“ Don’t you dare to run away!” Jimin said.
When I came back, Jungkook was filming himself with his phone. When he saw me he immediately came over to me and my face showed up on his phone.
“ So army, this is y/n. The girl who we just met.” He said.
“ Who look y/n, everyone is calling you pretty!” Jimin said giggling. And he was right, all the comments on Vlive were about me. Their fans were calling me pretty. I felt pretty flattered.
“ Hi guys, I’m y/n nice to meet you.” I blushed, I never showed my face on social media. So all these compliments were new to me.
“ We have to go and change our flight. Sorry PD-nim, we will gladly accept our punishment in Hong Kong.” He joked a little saying his last words and stopped the live. They were going to Hong Kong to?
“ Are you guys going to Hong Kong?”
“ Yes have you been there? The food is awesome!” Jimin said.
“ I actually am going to Hong Kong today. My friend is living there and told me she wanted to do something for her birthday.” It was true, I met Yuri my best friend in high school. We parted when we went to the university. My university was in Korea and Yuri’s was in Hong Kong. But we never lost contact and always were together for our birthdays and most holidays.
“ Oh you are Korean?” Jimin asked.
“ No not really, my father is Chinese and my mother is European.” My mother was Croatian and my father Chinese. That’s why I had dark green eyes instead of brown like every asian. But the rest of my features looked all asian like.
“ That’s why you have green eyes, but you look really like a real Korean, and you speak Korean well.” Jungkook said while inspecting my face. “ Well we are going to Hong Kong for the MAMA awards.”
“ Oh shit.” Jimin said “ we have to change our flights quick, a hour passed already.”

- 8 months ago -
After the first day you met Jimin and Jungkook. You went to the MAMA awards after to visit them with Yuri. Yuri like the real kpop fan freaked out after seeing you on their vlive.
Now it’s been 2 months and you were sitting with them here in their dorm. Your head laid on Jimin’s shoulder and your feet on Jungkooks lap.
In the time you guys spent together, you fell in love with Jungkook. But you couldn’t just say that because you know became best friends. And the first time you met them you had a thing for Jimin. But that faded away when you realized it was just friendship between you and Jimin.
On the other hand you did really like Jungkook, from the way he laughed at your stupid jokes to his little scar on his face that got your notice when he showed off his features ( that’s what you thought, he was actually just being the golden maknae ).

“ Y/N spacing out again?” Jimin ticked your head, like you were a brainless human being.
“ Huh sorry what did you say?” You were to busy with thinking about Jungkook not even noticing Jimin was talking to you.
“ You always seem to be like this when Jungkook is in front of you.” That little jerk Jimin. You hadn’t told him about your crush on Jungkook, but he did notice. And he confronted you with it. Although you had denied, you still blushed. And he knew he was right.
“ Jimin pabo, what are you talking about. I was thinking what to wear to the party tonight.”
“Oh yes you have a party right? Can we come with you pleaseeeeeeee.” Jungkook was such a cutie. He could beg like a puppy, but fight like a monster.
“ Well, I don’t know if it’s aloud to take outsiders..” The truth was that I wanted to go out again. I needed this after all the stress. And if I take them with me, they would only draw attention. And that means that all the fake girls would come and talk to me like I’m their best friend, only to get in bed with Jungkook or Jimin.
“ Pleaseeee y/n, hyung and I will behave. And when we come with you, there will be lots of people who want to dance with you.”
“ That’s only because they know y/n is our friend.” Jimin said, I knew he didn’t really like parties. Because when he goes to one, he goes completely wild. And that’s one thing an idol can’t do.
“ If you help me picking my dress for tonight, and buying me food, then yes I will take u guys to the party.”
“ Yes! Thank you y/n! You are the best! Jimin will take you to the mall today.” And he stormed to his room, and left both me and Jimin confused.

“ I don’t understand why I have to go with you. Not that I don’t like it. It’s just that he insisted on going and now I can’t go to Yoongi hyung.” Jimin pouted, he was always a sucker for Yoongi, Jimin looked up to Yoongi and always wanted to do everything with him.
“ Well, I don’t understand why he wants to go so bad. Like it’s just a frat party, nothing special. If he wants to go out, you could go to a fancy club with the boys or something.” I sighed. I just hoped that Jungkook would take me to the mall, but yeah that won’t happen today.
“ It’s okay y/n. It’s not like he doesn’t like you. He totally likes you, maybe he just wants to go to see you in a short dress.” He grinned, what an asshole. An asshole who I cared so much for.

In the mall we were looking for something I could wear. These days everything is just so short and revealing, that just wasn’t exactly my style. But Jimin said one night would do no harm. So here was I standing in the changing room with a too short pencil skirt on and a bare shoulders crop top. It looked pretty, I admit. But just too revealing. You could see my cleavage if I bent down.
“ Y/N-ssi are you done with changing already? Or are you not showing me the outfit? Show it to me please, show me the red one I picked.” And with the red one he meant this too short off the shoulder crop top.
I stepped out of the changing room and Jimin gulped when he saw me.
“ Jimin isn’t this a little bit too revealing?”
“ uhm… well… Jungkook won’t dislike this.”
“ I don’t know Jimin…” I was really not sure about this outfit, insecure, I thought my legs were too thick, my belly too fat and my arms clumsy around my body.
“ You look stunning. I will pay for the outfit, just wear this tonight. If Jungkook doesn’t notice you then obviously someone else will.”
“ No thank you Jimin, I will pay myself.”
So with that, I bought the outfit. With my own credit card. And Jimin bought ice cream for me.
On the road back home, we talked a lot about our love life which we don’t talk about a lot.
“ Why do you actually like Jungkook, y/n-ssi?” He asked
“ I don’t really know. The first time I saw Jungkook he was really handsome I have to admit, but I mostly like his personality and how he treats me and stuff.”
“ Oh yes, when I was in love with Sunny, I liked everything about her. We just didn’t click, although she was the best girlfriend I ever had.” He was with sunny a few months before we met. I heard a lot about he since Jimin loved her dearly, they just fought a lot. And it got tiring.
“ Who was your first love y/n?” He suddenly asked.
“ To be honest, it’s Jungkook.”
“ What? Really, so you haven’t had loved anyone before? Not even in high school?”
“ I’m sure that Jungkook is my first real love, because I have never felt this feeling ever before. I had crushes in high school, but that isn’t love.” My first crush was indeed in high school. His name was Jackson, he did ask me for prom. But I said no, because Yuri and I were supposed to go date-less together. And no one means more to me than Yuri.
“ That’s impressive y/n. You know, Jungkook has never loved someone, he never told me he really liked someone. He just likes to fuck.” Jimin said like it was the most normal thing ever, but it was my first time hearing it.
“ Jimin, does Jungkook fuck around?”
“ Oh, you have never heard it? Well, he used to yes, now not so much.” So Jungkook still does fuck around, wow what a information.
“ I’m sorry I told you this y/n, this is so disappointing for you. I should watch my mouth.”
“ No Jimin, it’s not your fault he fucks around. It’s just that I didn’t thought of him like that.” I was a little bit disappointed, because Jungkook was always so sweet and honest about everything. I didn’t see this one coming.
“ Good, don’t think about Jungkook in that way, he truly is a good guy.”
“ I know Jimin, I know.”
After coming home, you changed in your outfit and you guys left for the party. Jungkook and Jimin both looked good in their sort of matching outfit, Jungkook in black pants with a white v-neck, and Jimin the other way.
Jungkook did stop breathing for a moment when he saw my outfit, maybe it was because he hadn’t seen me like this before. I blushed and just kept walking. Wouldn’t want my feelings to ruin this night.
It was a nice party. The alcohol was good, there was a lot of soju. But your favorite whiskey was there too. You could easily drink some shots without getting drunk or passed out. After a while you saw Jimin leave with girl to go the the front yard. Finally he had been getting his free time and his mind of Sunny. And Jungkook, well he disappeared the second you came in this house.
In high school you went everywhere with Yuri, but now both of your friends were gone you had to look for company. The first guy you laid your eyes on was probably Jinyoung, he looked a lot more different during school days. You shared an English class and he was really nice. Maybe you should just talk to him.
“ Hey Jinyoung! Long time no see.”
“ Indeed y/n, you look sexy tonight.” He always made really sarcastic jokes about everything, and most of the time to make you feel good. He praised a lot, just like Jimin.
“ Thank you, you don’t look so bad yourself either. How have you been doing?” You didn’t want anything else but a friendly conversation, but there were already eyes on you and Jinyoung. He was one of the popular guys of the school.
“ Doing this and that, pretty busy I guess. You came with Jungkook and Jimin again?”
“ Yes, next time I won’t tho. They always leave me alone.”
“ How can a pretty girl like you be left alone?” Suddenly a girl came to him and asked him to dance with him.
“ Oppa, can you dance with me. I have been waiting all night for you.”
“ Yeah sure Tiff. Y/n I see you at English, bye hun!” And he walked away with the girl.

I was a little bit bored and alone. I declined a lot of offers from guys to dance with me. This outfit really draws attention. I got up and went upstairs to find a bathroom. I wanted to fix my make up and find Jimin after. I opened a few doors, but none were a bathroom door. I walked into a few people in ( almost ) fucking. And I was fucking sick of it. Damn these parties and all the horny people. Why isn’t here a fucking bathroom.
There was still two doors in front of each other. This was the only blue door, so I assumed it would be the bathroom door. But no just another bedroom.
But when I looked clearly, I saw two people fucking in the bed. A voice that was so familiar, it almost sounded like…
Jungkook
“ Leave the fucking room and close the fu…” Jungkook stopped in his sentence when he recognized the person standing in door. “ y/n?”
I couldn’t hold my tears, my heart broke and I ran away. He had asked me to come to this party only to fuck with some random uni girls? Did he use me to come into these parties, where there won’t be any paparazzi and enough girls who want to go to bed with him. Sure, Jimin warned me saying Jungkook fucks around. But I didn’t prepare for this feeling, I felt broken. And he wasn’t even my boyfriend, I couldn’t be angry and I didn’t have any right to be mad at him. The first person who came to my thought was Jimin, I had to find him. I should tell him.

“ Jimin, Jimin!” I shouted with tears in my eyes. I ran of the stairs to the front yard. I saw Jimin drinking with a few other guys, but I couldn’t hold back my tears.
“ What’s, going on? What the fuck happend?” He asked worriedly and taking me to a much quieter place.
“ He was banging a random girl, and I walked in on them. I couldn’t hold my tears. Jimin why am I like this. Why does it feel like he betrayed me when he isn’t even my boyfriend?”
“ This is how it feels when your trust is broken in the one you love. Come here y/n.” He hugged me and patted my head. The only thing I wanted right now was to cry in my bed.
Why was I even sad? I knew there was no chance Jungkook and I could be together, but I always thought there was a connection. But apparently the only connection he saw was getting free uni girls to fuck with.
“ Jimin, can you take me home please?” I said still sobbing.
“ Offcourse y/n, grab your coat, we’re going right now. You should go home and rest.”

The ride home was horrible. Jimin wanted to cheer me up, but he stood no chance. I always saw Jungkook in the good light, never like this. I always thought Jungkook was no fuckboy like everyone is right now. But he is, and my thoughts will never be the same. Maybe it was my fault for falling for him. Because he didn’t even knew.
When we arrived at my home Jimin asked to stay with me, but the last thing I wanted was for him to give up his friday night to stay with a sobbing girl with her first heartbreak.
“ Y/N You know you are no trouble to me, if there is anything I can do for you I would. But I am not good with feelings.” I forgot that all this maybe have led Jimin to think about Sunny again, and I felt really guilty for that.
“ I know it is hard for us both. I think I just need to figure this out on my own. Thank you Jimin.”
And he left.

All night I laid in bed, thinking about Jungkook. Did I even see the real Jungkook. Why did I knew so few about my best friend whom I was in love with. My did my tears keep streaming down even when I didn’t want to. Why was I like this. Did love hurt so much?

Deeper

A story about hook ups, drunk conversations and sex in a car (or over it)

Honestly, the best part of a martini is the olive. Sure, it makes you wince a little when you bite into it and the gin soaked bitterness floods in your mouth, but still, it is the best damn part, and it makes you feel fancy. That’s always a plus.

A sigh left your lips after you finished the last drop of your drink and you looked at your friends, who were in the middle of a pretty heated conversation. You didn’t need to actually hear their words to know what they were talking about, their sour faces and the over fanning of their hands said it all. You knew the words by heart, God knows you had said it yourself a couple of times before and you were probably going to say it a few more times. Boys were dumb, boys were useless, who needs boys? You literally didn’t need to keep track of the conversation to know how it went.

A glance to your right, and all you could see was the broad span of Harry’s back. Beyond that, there was not much you could actually see, or were interested in. He wasn’t paying attention to you, not at all, his eyes were fixed on the TV where the Packer’s game was in the middle of…something, you weren’t quite sure, you weren’t really interested. You couldn’t see his face, but it was a safe guess to say it was pretty much the same of the other 5 boys around him, their jaws a little slacked and their eyes somewhere between vacant and excited, the maniac glint they got when they ere watching sports. All of them looked like brainless zombies to you, while they sipped on their beers and waited for…again, something. Goals and touchdowns and shit and stuff.

Him being a Packer’s fan was another question you needed to your endless list of questions to be asked.

“H?” You whispered softly, and your fingers snuck down the fabric of the white shirt he was wearing, where you allowed your nails to scrap on the small of his back and to the meaty, soft skin of the love handles you liked so much. But an annoyed huff came out of your lips when you realized that had barely stirred him up, just enough to make him turn around and press a quick kiss to your lips, soft and unaware, before he went back to the game.

First rule of hooking up: Don’t hook up with friends. Nothing good can come out of it. Status: Broken.

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anonymous asked:

You do realize that it's almost impossible to find a relationship with a girl due to today's society, right? If girls didn't have ridiculously high standards, and also didn't run off with abusive steroid-overdosed jackasses like the brainless sheep they are, then people like YandereDev wouldn't even exist. There would be far more love and happiness, and less suffering and despair. So, next time, why don't you think before shoving your foot in your mouth, and your head into your ass, mmkay? Bye.

Please tell me this is a joke, anon.

Calling women brainless sheep and then wondering why they run off to “steroid abusing jackasses” is exactly why you don’t have a girlfriend.

A loveshy in his natural habitat.

-Mod Sega

I hate it how people immediately assume that people with pretty and handsome faces are talentless or brainless. Like they are nothing without their million dollar face. It’s saddening how people with actual talent get reduced to a “just a pretty face”, all because people are too shitty to focus on anything other than the appearance.

I just want to tell y'all that “judging by the looks” doesn’t only apply to people who people think are not pretty or handsome. It also applies for those artists, idols, models, etc. who you see on TV. Those who are noticed for their looks, while they wish to be discovered by the talent residing inside them.

You can be pretty and smart at the same time.

You can be pretty and talented at the same time.

You can be pretty and smart and talented at the same time.

You can be everything you want while being what you are, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Besides, there’s nothing wrong with having a pretty face. It’s just that people think that there is, because most people abuse it to the point where they lose their humility and the talent within them dims because they let their appearance overpower their true beauty.

Look past the outer surface.

That person you call “someone who’s just a pretty face” probably struggles to get noticed for his/her talents because everyone always focuses on his/her face.

A rant about Saw

This may be kind of random but I am totally sick of horror movies/games/whatever trying to make themselves sound better by saying shit like “It’s not all brainless torture porn like Saw.”

My dude you should hope your horror property has as much thought put into it as Saw.

Saw is a franchise of 7 horror movies that came out over 7 years.  It has one continuous plot from start to finish, without any reboots or major retcons, maybe one or two recasts.  Other than the flashbacks the A plot takes place over maybe a year and a half.  Movies 3-7 take place within a few weeks at most.  There are a few dropped plot threads from characters whose actors couldn’t return, but overall there are surprisingly few actual plot holes.  Events from early in the series are constantly revisited and reexamined by the later movies.  The characters grow and change, and even if their motives aren’t clear in the moment, you can almost always depend on the next movie to shed light on why they behaved the way they did.  As a whole, it makes sense.

Not to mention, Jigsaw and Billy are some of the most recognizable horror villains of all time, and even if you saw it coming, HELLO, ZEPP is still one the best twist endings.  The score is incredible.  The gore is nasty.  And yes, I know even among horror fans who liked the first one, most of you didn’t make it to movie 6, which means you probably don’t believe me when I say “Right now, you’re feeling helpless” and the finale that follows is one of the greatest sequences in a modern horror film.  GO ON, DON’T BELIEVE ME.  But for the first and only time in a theater I was legit out of my seat.  I watched 6 movies of plot and character come full circle in a massacre and it was incredible, not just because ~the gore~ but because these were characters I was invested in subjected to a fate each of them had earned, whether or not they deserved it.  It was smart and tight and it blew my mind.

The characters are complex, but they make sense.  Every Saw movie spends as much time examining Jigsaw’s morality and each character’s personal guilt as much as it does hacking off limbs.  With every scene it asks you what you would do, how far you would go, whether Jigsaw has a point or if he’s just convinced himself that he does.  It’s not faceless, random evil, there’s motive and structure.  And, yes, there’s lots of gore!!  LOTS of gore.  Yes, I like the gore.  But the best Saw traps are the ones most closely tied to their victims, not just a creative kill but a meaningful one, like a battered wife who can only survive by letting her abusive husband bleed out, or a health care CEO who has to choose which of his employees to kill to save the rest.  

Are they all great movies?  No.  Like any series there are high and low points, with some actors turning it up to 11, some that should have never been in front of a camera.  Not every character or trap is interesting or exciting.  Saw VII is a giant steaming pile, I can admit that I’d prefer to pretend it doesn’t exist (that’s a rant for another time).  But the franchise is consistent, it had something to say, it was memorable in places, and in other places it was downright amazing.  It spawned a bazillion similar properties and influenced horror for generations, whether you like it or not.  

So when Timmy Pretentious tries to sell their latest horror whatever by saying “this is smart horror, not like Saw, pffft,” kindly GTFO.  It’s not Saw’s fault the copycats copied the wrong part.  

And Hoffman is still a motherfucking beast, forever, amen. 

/rant

anonymous asked:

Chocobros + punny jokes B^) hope you get better Reaper 👍

Thank you ! ♥ And also thanks to your request, I’ve been laughing like a brainless maniac for quite a while now. 

And I apologize in advance for what follows. I’m so very sorry but I’m laughing so damn hard right now. THOSE ARE THE LAMEST AND THE CRINGIEST BUT ALSO THEY SEEM TO FIT SO WELL.


Gladiolus : “When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.”

Ignis : “Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness ? He pastaway.”

Noctis : “I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a shit in days.”

Prompto : “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours ? Nacho Cheese.”

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one of the things I’m mystified at in Voltron is that when Pidge/Katie cut her hair to go undercover in the garrison, she looked soooooo much like her brother Matt… like, how did NONE of the officers notice the tiny Matt Holt look a like?? Pidge could’ve been some vengeful space spirit of the cadet they sent to Kerberos that they lost contact with and never attempted to rescue for all they knew.

Those soulless bastards are immune to fear of ghosts and vengence.