Truth, who was your first crush ever? Dare, fill your pants with eggs and then sit down
Tweek: Oh my god, that’s just a waste of eggs and underwear.
Craig: Then answer the truth question instead of the dare.
Tweek: Well, I mean, they all already know the answer, right?
Craig: I mean, I’m sure they can guess.
Tweek: Me and Craig dated way back when we were like ten. He was my first crush.
Craig: Are you sure Kyle wouldn’t mind you talking about that?
Tweek: Oh, why would he? I mean I’m engaged to him, the guy I decided to spend my life with and all that, it’s not like he’s got anything to be jealous of over a relationship I had when I was a kid.
Craig: Yeah, good point.