like are. you. kidding. me

OK @darthluminescent , it’s not  Anakin “oh my god I have a cold and I’m probably dying now” Skywalker, but it is more Texts From Anakin. ;) 

Anakin: [text] SNIPS
Ahsoka: omggggg WHAT IS IT NOW MASTER it is 1 am 
Anakin: im just worried what if he doesnt like the chocolate cake 
Ahsoka: you SAID he likes chocolate cake. i have seen him eat chocolate cake. it’s FINE. i’m going to bed now, Master. Please do the same. I’m putting my phone on silent. Goodnight!!

Anakin: pls say u r awake 
Padme: I have an early Senate meeting tomorrow. I care about you, but if this is about that birthday cake again, I am going to have to block your number. 
Padme: Was it about the birthday cake?
Anakin: no but now im not gonna tell u 
Padme: goodnight Ani. I am sure he will like everything you’ve planned. 💕

Anakin: look I am just really really worried about all of this bc it has to be perfect and is that one photo of me i put in his card too much? like i know i look hot but this is a man who gets embarrassed when people kiss on the holonet 
Mace Windu: wrong number skywalker
Mace Windu: and if you ever text me at 2 am again with this ridiculous bullshit i will bust you back down to initiate again 
Anakin: shit sorry 

Anakin: OK no one else is awake so i need ur help: i bought 17 kinds of tea for obiwans birthday do u think that is enough???
Quinlan Vos: Skywalker, the man got a rock for his birthday once, OK? u need to RELAX. He owns like 2 pairs of pants and he’s eaten the exact same breakfast every day for 35+ years. 17 kinds of tea is going to be like Space Mardi Gras for him. Plus he’s gonna be getting it from your pretty self. 
Quinlan Vos: Getting the tea from you, I mean. Of course.
Quinlan Vos: 😏
Anakin: omg why did i seek ur counsel 
Quinlan Vos: hey I’m just a fan 


The melody of sun and moon,
Having even seemingly enraptured this heart of mine,
In the midst of this established cycle of life and death,
We crossed paths “here” in paradise.

The story of us isn’t over yet.”

Keep reading

As the smile fell from my face, I fell with it
You’ve made me blue
It’s not fair, how can you just quit?
Please tell me, what else can I do?

Yeah, the truth is that you’re sorry
And you told me not to worry
I feel like some dumb kid
Trying to kid myself
That we would last forever

Then you went running, what’s your hurry?
And I’m still hoping every morning
That you’ll start to miss every part of this
And change your mind; however

You didn’t wanna settle down
I got my hopes up, prayed for hours
But still you left without a sound
Now I’m a lost boy
Because you’re not around
—  what am i waiting for? someone could love me more.
inspired by: “lost boy” by troye sivan
(cc, 2017)

I’ve become really emotionally detached from the concept of dealing with people and forming relationships. The concept is definitely super cute but then I think about how much of my time has been wasted and how often people fail to see the value in me and then I’m like that’s a hard pass, eh. I’ll just continue being my own hype man and loving the shit out of me on the regular.

@dreamymilkshake honestly yeah i'mma agree with you on this so hard and i hadn’t said this out loud to anyone before but yes these past few episodes yusho has kinda… pissed me off a bit like…….. i GET his point but at the same time… YOUR SON IS 14 FUCK.

i mean… i guess what annoys me is the fact yusho’s judging him as an entertainer AND I TOTALLY GET THE POINT OF THAT but like
1) yusho you were absent for 3 years of his life you are lucky yuya doesn’t see you in the same light that reiji sees leo
2) wtf does yusho even know how much yuya has grown as an entertainer or what he’s gon thru in those 3 years?? HE DOESN’T.
3) as i said before jfc yusho you saw wtf your 14-year-old son had to deal with during your final moments like are you fuckin kidding me rn give him a break jfc

look i LIKE yusho but idk this has been bothering me.

the hot girl at work ran out of guys to flirt with & turn into her bitches so shes turned on me and kristi whom are both ~lesbianishes umm she literally typed “-Okay! Spank you!” “-i mean thank you OMG” to me on facebook like are you kidding thats not even close to a realistic auto correct

anonymous asked:

If I met you in real life it would be like the Karate Kid except you teach me how to write amazing fan fiction

Hahaha, YES. I would do my best. XOXO

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry but I was seriously just about to follow you and then I saw the ask where you said your favorite Tumblr is Jess fucking Woods like are you kidding me? She's a fake ass bitch. She yelled at Alice for "copying her" and she photoshops her thigh gaps in all her newer pictures because she fakes having and ED and that's probably why you say you have one because you wanna be a fake ass bitch like her. Like I can't follow you knowing you support her

This is honestly one of the rudest things I’ve ever had someone say to me. First of all, I don’t know anything about her having an eating disorder. I know she had lost a fair amount of weight, though I wasn’t aware it was from that, and unless you actually have proof of her photoshopping her “thigh gap” then I don’t want to hear any more of it. As for the Alice thing, are we talking about Alice Snow? Because that’s the only Alice I know of. I hadn’t heard anything about that, but I’m sure whatever was said is between them and none of our business. Lastly, accusing Jessica, as well as me, for faking an eating disorder is just about the lowest thing ever. I wouldn’t ever wish an eating disorder upon anyone because it’s not okay. It’s not cute or funny. It’s serious, so why would I lie about something so awful? Honestly, I’m glad someone like you decided not to follow me. I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life.

November 11, 2016 - Happy Birthday, Wally!

In which Wally reacts to his 22nd birthday exactly the same way I did.

(Also my 22nd birthday was just 6 days ago… we’re so close in age! Just another reason to love him.)

And because I know people are gonna call me out for being unrealistic, here’s an actual picture of how his 22nd birthday goes down, you sadists:

Okay it’s 2 in the morning and I’m watching Miraculous Ladybug for some reason and for ages I’ve been trying to remember why Alix’s shoes look familiar to me, and it’s just hit me

When I was 9 years old I had a pair of Heelys that looked EXACTLY like this, right down to the green squares and the pink laces


You will be okay.

You are REAL.
This is actually happening.
The room you are in is real.
This is not a dream.
You exist.
The world around you is real.
You are not dreaming.
This isn’t your imagination.
You aren’t insane.
You are here, breathing in this moment. All of it is real, no matter what your brain is telling you.

It will be alright.