like are you real

Slytherin: Are you okay?

Ravenclaw: Nope.

Slytherin: Okay, I’ll bite, why?

Ravenclaw: I just like to be prepared, you know? Set yourself up for the worst and then anything otherwise and you’re pleasantly surprised.

Slytherin: You’re never pleasantly surprised by anything.

Ravenclaw: Well, no, because if something good is happening, then something really bad must be about to happen.

Slytherin: And people think I’m the depressing one.

kurolove  asked:

Your adult!Lance is just !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel like I saw a piece of the paradise. Thanks for blessing us with this. I feel blessed.

@kurolove HNGH!! Thank you so, so much!! Oh man you are just too sweet! <3 Here, let me show my gratitude with another Adult!Lance <3 (He says thanks too!)

i feel like today would be an appropriate day to use my @uhhsebastian url

what a mess


I stole the fingerless kitty gloves from on of my friends today XD


my eyes aren’t blue, they’re green

anonymous asked:

OMG Miya! I cringed so hard reading the Jimin jealousy post. I have a lot of similar placements with him; for example Sag Sun/Lib Moon/Scorp Merc and Venus. So it felt like you were calling me out too XD This isn't an ask btw, just wanted to let you know that I'm kind of embarrassed but yes! tell me more about what I - I mean, Jimin needs in his (love)life.

Hahah sorry, I guess? I only mean to help, I swear. Also. Like. Most of the time I truly feel like shaking people that have Venus in Scorpio because honestlyyy, you guys. Know your limits! But please remember that each sign works differently at each planet, ok? Moon in Libra is a whole lot healthier than Sun in Libra, for example. Mercury in Scorpio acts very differently from a Mercury in Libra (and his is Retrograde as well). And Sun in Sagittarius, my friend, I won’t lie - can be a whole lot more annoying than a Jupiter in Sagittarius. lol Can make us arrogant little shits sometimes. So yeah. But I hope it kinda made you realize how bad that Venus can be for you if you’re not aware of its exaggerations. :)

Originally posted by jjeonguk

(this is jimin pretending he doesn’t know what i’m talking about when i call him on his bs)

You self insert to help cope with emotional issues, trauma, or something else? Your awesome and I love you.

You self insert just for fun because you like the idea of having magic powers and whatnot? You like occasionally daydreaming about epic adventures and like putting yourself in the position of the hero? Your awesome and I love you.


#straight people? at the nine-nine? #it’s less likely than you think



#so much tongue #so little time

Darkiplier: You’ll never escape. Not now, not e-

Me: Can I pet your dog?

Darkiplier: …What?

Me: Can. I. Pet. Your. Dog.

Darkiplier: …Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you a-

Me: Did I stutter


I….I finally did it after a along ass time scrapping scenes

The lyric comic is based on a comment in the music video which was this: “This version sounds like she’s mourning the potential.”

The idea began from that, where a different color on your skin represents the love and affection you have for the person. If you don’t see your color on them, then your love is unrequited.

There is some elements of my GTA 5 AU in this comic hence the guns and stuff. Also fun fact: Wildcat’s convo with Vanoss hints to my Minicat comic that I made before. Wildcat knows what Vanoss is going through and he didn’t want his friend to suffer the same heartbreak like he did.

Anyway hope you enjoy it!

i hate when straight girls say they’re going to “go lesbian” like what is this danny phantom?? did you get stuck in a lesbian portal that made you able to switch between being straight and gay at will? because i’ve got news for you, becky, that exists and it’s called bisexuality and i don’t think it’s gonna fix your problem of having terrible taste in men