Slytherin: Are you okay?
Slytherin: Okay, I’ll bite, why?
Ravenclaw: I just like to be prepared, you know? Set yourself up for the worst and then anything otherwise and you’re pleasantly surprised.
Slytherin: You’re never pleasantly surprised by anything.
Ravenclaw: Well, no, because if something good is happening, then something really bad must be about to happen.
Slytherin: And people think I’m the depressing one.