like alright i see you


It’s Sunday and now Sunday means spitpaint uploading day.

  • Evan Hansen: Two friends, on a perfect 'day'
  • Me, and my tree bros heart: I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY 'PERFECT DATE' EVAN

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e

Roll to Lesbian

Context: The Sorcerer wandered away from the group and eventually found a building with a sign she couldn’t read and decided to enter. It looked like a bar but she had no idea what services they offered, so she paid a female elf who worked there to try out the services and was instructed to go wait in a room.

DM:  You walk down the hallway and find the door to the room the woman asked you to wait in.

Sorcerer: I enter the room and look around.

DM: Okay, the first thing you notice is the large bed with a heart-shaped headboard. The room is quite…gaudy. It’s red and pink and everything is either carpet or velvet.

Sorcerer: Alright. I sit on the bed to wait.

DM: Okay you wait a few minutes and hear a knock on the door—

Sorcerer: I take off all my clothes.

DM: You…what?

Sorcerer: I take off all my clothes. I wanna be naked.

DM: I, uh, alright then. You are now completely naked. The door swings open and the elf woman enters in with a basket of items. She screams as soon as she sees you and covers her eyes.

Sorcerer: Hey.

DM (as NPC): Excuse me, but miss, we offer massages here! Not…that!

Sorcerer: Hm…I see. Alright, I would like to roll to lesbian.

DM: You want to…You know what? Sure, fine, roll to persuade her.

Sorcerer: *Rolls a natural 20*

DM: *Bursts into laughter with the rest of the players*

Look, if my romance and sex repulsed ass can respect your decision to ship people, can you please return the favor and let me see everyone as friends??

I drew @commanderholly in a cute/witchy outfit. I was planning on drawing her in one of her Looks™ but that just…didn’t happen?

Things have been blowing up recently with YouTube and it’s genuinely upsetting. But Commander Holly is honestly such a role model. She marches, she uses her platform to speak on real issues, and she’s just an all around incredible woman. So I highly recommend watching her content, because she’s a genuinely good person with a lotta’ heart.


@dynamojacks ^^^^ Good stuff ^^^^

Thank you so much though ; o ; For your kind words and for sharing! 

Hum, I don’t remember seeing this so often, so I thought this could be cute and funny

Hope you like this! I’m glad to be back! 

RFA + Saeran in love with an oblivious MC


  • In your defense, how were you supposed to know? The guy is a flirting machine!
  • Okay, but if you paid a little more attention, you would notice Zen always finds excuses to touch your shoulders or hands
  • He also compliments not only your looks, but traces of your personality, because it’s something important to him, being able to seeing beyond appearance, you know?
  • Apparently, you don’t.  You just thank him and give a compliment back, smiling and driving him crazy for being so cute
  • And he knows he’s not being subtle at all (not even if he wanted to, he just… doesn’t know how to be subtle), he’s literally holding you by your shoulders, looking at you straight at your eyes, saying: “I love you, princess.”
  • And you’re just: “Wow Zenny! You need to warn me before getting in character! I almost believed in you for a second.”
  • D E A D
  • What does he need to do for you to understand, for Christ’s sake? Should he make a public appearance wearing a t-shirt where it’s written: “I ❤ U, MC!“
  • He should, and that’s what he does.
  • And you finally get it after his desperate move. That and his fans flooding social media begging this MC to notice him, why is she wasting such a chance? Is she crazy or whaaaat?
  • “No, just having a hard time to believe. It’s not everyday you find your celebrity crush loves you back, you know?” D E A D A G A I N


  • He is not exactly great at letting you know his feelings
  • Because whenever he sees you, his mind goes a little blank, he gets nervous and trips in his own words.
  • “Hi, Yoosung! How have you been?” “Thank you, so do you, MC.” WUT?
  • But when he calls you or texts you, it’s more natural. So you should have got the signs through that by now.
  • Because boy is always telling you how his day gets better after talking to you, how much he appreciates your encouraging words and how he would like to repay you one day.
  • By cooking for you, letting you beat him on LOLOL or… who knows? Taking you on a date? (he sent the text and L E A P E D away from the phone, knowing it was crazily bold of him)
  • “Okay! You better really let me beat you on LOLOL next time.” OH. MY. GOD! You can’t be real!
  • Seven is watching this PAINFUL conversation and laughing “MAY DAY! MAY DAY! WE HAVE A MAN DOWN! REPEAT! WE HAVE A MAN DOWN!” and you’re like wtf, dude?
  • But after that, he feels like really helping his bro: “Or you could really go on a date with him, MC.” “Oh… it’s fine, he doesn’t have to if he doesn’t want to.”
  • “BUT I DO! I REALLY DO, MC!” (Yes, CAPS LOCK and everything) “See, MC? He really wants it, where are you guys going?”
  • “Well, I’ve always imagined my perfect date with Yoosung to be at…” MAN DOWN! REPEAT! WE HAVE A MAN DOWN! (from happiness this time)


  • She was pretty oblivious of her feelings herself for a long time
  • So she doesn’t get too frustrated you’re not aware of it, who is she to judge?
  • But once she does understand her feelings, she turns into a very different person around you.
  • Now she’s blushing much more when talking to you, always asking you to join her to hang out and discus things that aren’t related to the cafe.
  • Seriously, how could you not notice that she didn’t take her eyes off of you when the two of you were watching a Zen’s DVD together?
  • “Is there something on my face?”
  •  No, but there’s a crack on hers!
  • This poor woman… she has this urge of being honest, but at the same time, she’s so scary of doing it and messing up her first true friendship…
  •  And though she loves romantic movies and such, she’s not exactly one to expect real life to be like those and get frustrated when realizing it’s not possible. 
  • Then it hits her! Well, life isn’t exactly as fictional romance, but: “MC, remember that musical Zen played a pirate falling for the princess?” “Yeah, what about it?”
  • “I’m the pirate to your princess…” Awkward silence… “No, I’m the pirate to your princess.”


  • It would be hard for you to tell because he’s not super obvious about it.
  • I mean, he does take your opinion in consideration more than everybody else’s, he allows himself not to be so stiff and formal around you, he smiles so much around you, but, well… he’s kinda like this to Elizabeth as well, lol
  •  And he’s such a gentleman, so whenever he kisses the back of your hand, offers his jacket suit to you when it’s cold and treats you like a queen, for you, he’s just being polite like he was raised to be.
  • Like Jaehee, also debating on being honest and risking to lose something great. He never had someone to understand him so deeply like you do, what if he confesses and you reject him? Farewell to the most meaningful relationship he could ever have.
  • It comes to a point everybody in RFA knows his feelings for you. Everybody except you.
  • Even Zen is feeling bad for him.
  • Like: “Come on, dude! If you have something to say to her, just say it! You’re always so willing to say the weirdest shit around here and now you’re chickening out? Ugh… coward jerk!”
  • And for the first time, Jumin takes the bait and lets himself get caught by Zen’s teasing: “I’ll show you coward.”. Zen is like: “Okay, alright, let’s see what you got!”
  • “Good evening, MC! May I ask you something?” okay, this is it, guys, here he goes… “Would you be willing to try a hypothetical exercise for me?” What the hell?
  • “Yeah, sure, I guess…” “Marvelous. What would you say if I hypothetically said I have romantic feelings for you?”
  • MC is typing… HIS HEART IS ALMOST COMING OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH, SEND HELP! “I would hypothetically say I feel the same way.” “I see. Would you go on a non-hypothetical date with me, then?” Watch and learn, Zen, watch and learn…



  • He tried to ignore the feelings as much as he could, until he couldn’t lie to himself anymore
  • But through this process of convincing himself he didn’t like you, he probably convinced you as well.
  • So when he hugs you timidly, calls you late at night, talks to you until you fall asleep or finds excuses to see you in the most random hours of the day, to you he’s just being… well, him.
  • He would probably be someone that says “I love you” casually.
  • Like, you’re talking about whatever, he laughs and says: “Damn, MC! I just love you so much”.
  • But you don’t take it like he means it, to you he’s just one of those people who say “I love you” as in “Man, I can’t even with you sometimes…”
  • So you just laugh whenever he says he loves you. Your laugh is everything to him, but wouldn’t it be perfect if you took this seriously?
  • Low key he thinks it’s adorable how you can’t see something he’s not even trying to hide anymore. It’s part of your charms, it’s one of the reasons it makes him love you.
  • So one night you two were hanging in one of his babies, and he was being insanely flirty, singing along with the romantic song on the radio, straight up serenading you.
  • And you’re just smiling and laughing. When the song is over, he sighs and looks straight at you: “Damn, MC… I love you so much…”
  • “I love you too.” And by the way you slip your hand to hold his over the gear shift, he knows you mean exactly what you said. Damn, he really loves you…


  • He knows he sucks tremendously  at showing his feelings
  • But come on, the fact that he bears your presence more than anyone else’s doesn’t really click anything on you?
  • And he… says things to you, he waits for your response, he pays so much attention in every single word you say and every gesture you make. Seriously, nothing?
  • He doesn’t like going out much, but you text him about getting ice cream and he answers immediately: “I’m ready and waiting at the door for you to pick me up. Hurry!”
  • He likes watching TV with you, he likes your jokes
  • It’s not like he’ll cackle or anything, but if that soft smirk on his lips doesn’t mean “marry me”, what else could it mean, for fuck’s sake?
  • The poor boy is even thinking of going to the extremes to…  ugh… ask advice from his brother.
  • But no, he needs to figure it out how to do this by himself. It’s a great way to start having a normal life!  Like, really really great, especially if you accept his feelings…
  • And well, if he doesn’t know how to get close to you in that sense, he’ll at least make sure none other guy even tries something with you.
  • “What the hell, Saeran? Are you jealous or something?” “Y-Yeah, I am jealous! So what?”
  • You blush, clearly surprised by his honesty: “So what that… it’s very cute… please do it more often…” oh, is this your own special way of saying “marry me”? He’s super down for this, to be honest.
Taken for Granted (pt 5)

As the days pass by, you seriously thought back to what Jin had told you. Was there a future in music for you? You did your fair share of research online, but you realized that nothing would beat real life experience in the music field. Simply looking up career details online wasn’t going to cut it. And to be honest, you didn’t have time to waste trying to find new careers. You wanted to find something that you were passionate about and quick.

But all of that would have to be put on hold though because you’re three months as a manager wasn’t up quite yet. You learned the love all the GOT7 boys, so you were thankful for the experience to get to know them through these three months. But each night, you hand was itching to play some instrument or write a bit of a new song so you couldn’t enjoy your job as a manager one bit.

However, you realized that the bts boys were making their comeback today and you couldn’t help but smile. You hadn’t seen them in person since you started the job and though you kept in touch through texting, you were excited to see the boys after what seemed like years.

As you sat there in the waiting room watching the boys get ready, you realized you still had to keep your job a priority. So as much as you wanted to go see the other boys in their waiting room, you stayed planted on the small couch in this waiting room.

Pretty soon, the boys were called out for their stage and before you knew it, their stage was over as well. When looking at the schedule, you saw the BTS was performing last and you sighed, realizing you could only see them once the music show was over.

Knowing there wasn’t much work needed to be done till the show was over, you stood on the side of the stage when bangtan was finally called to perform. Your eyes lit up when your eyes landed on the seven of them. Man had you missed them.

Namjoon and the rest of the boys were ushered to the stage as they were the last performance before the winner for the week was to be announced. He found out through one of the other boys that you were also on the set today, and his heart sped up knowing that you were in the same building as him after weeks and weeks.

Unfortunately, though, you hadn’t come to visit the boys yet and he was getting anxious to see you. It’s not like he could just text you and ask when you were coming. Hell, he hadn’t talked to you since that night you left him wondering.

As the boys got in formation on stage, Namjoon coincidentally turned and saw you standing on the side of the stage. You were standing where there was barely any light, but Namjoon had no doubt that it was you. He could make out from just your silhouette and he found himself smiling and losing himself in his thoughts. So lost, that he didn’t hear the music starting. While the boys moved around him, he stood still, just looking in your direction.

Thankfully for him, it was not a live stage. Some of the fans watching started to laugh, and it took a few seconds for Namjoon to realize what he had been doing. He immediately bowed towards the camera, apologizing. When he turned back to your direction, he realized you had left. Were you even there in the first place, or was he just hoping you were there?

The boys finished their stage and eventually, all the groups stood on stage, waiting for the MC’s to announce the winner. You sat in the waiting room, looking at the TV. Without a doubt, BTS had won first place, even though it was their first stage for their comeback. You weren’t even surprised. Sure, you were a little sad that your group hadn’t won but who were you kidding, you were excited for your friends.

Bangtan returned to their waiting room with the trophy in their hands and smiles plastered on their faces. “Wow, on our first stage,” Jimin said happily, staring at the trophy.

The boys all settled down on chairs across the room. Luckily, they had a few hours before their next schedule and took their time getting changed. Namjoon couldn’t help but frown when he realized the show was now over and you still hadn’t come by. He was at least hoping to run into you in the halls, but you were out of sight, nowhere to be found. He almost wanted to visit Jackson in an excuse to see you, but he followed the boys back to their room instead.

“I’m going to go and find Y/N” Jin said suddenly. Namjoon stared after Jin as he got up from his chair and walked towards the door. However, before  Jin made it very far, someone knocked on the door. Jin hurried to open the door. “Y/N! I was just about to go and find you!” Jin said rather loudly. With his big frame, Jin blocked you from Namjoon’s view completely. Namjoon tried to move every which direction in his chair to try and see you but he could only see the top of your head or your shoulders at best.

Pretty soon all the other boys were rushing to the door to greet their friend and what little Namjoon could see of you was completely blocked now. I should just go and say hi he thought to himself.

“Y/N how have you been?!” Tae exclaims, pulling you into a bear hug.

“Can’t….breathe….gonna….die….” you joke. Jin pulls Taehyung off immediately with a frown. “

“Yah, watch what you’re doing.  You’re going to squish her to death” he says, almost blocking the boys from touching you.

“You’re just jealous that you didn’t hug her yourself,” Taehyung says back, sticking his tongue out and trying to reach for you again.

You were so happy seeing the boys again. You had missed them dearly and to see them joking around with you as if no time as passed truly made your heart warm.

“Oppa, I think I can fend for myself,” you tell Jin, wrapping your arms around his own. It seemed like a natural thing to do, but  Jin turned around to you, flustered.

Namjoon watches silently from the distance, wondering how to approach you. You seemed to be having fun and had that wonderful smile on your face, but he was scared that if he came near you, that smile would disappear.

As you began catching up with the boys, you realized that Namjoon wasn’t there. Instead, you saw him sitting in front of his mirror, typing away on his phone. He really hates me, doesn’t he? You think to yourself. Over the last couple weeks, your learned to forgive Namjoon. Sure, he never apologized to you or had he even realized what he had done wrong. But you decided to let his mistakes go, along with your feelings for him. If he wanted to be friends, then you would gladly accept it, but you were no longer going to try and be apart of his life if he didn’t want you in it.

After chatting with the boys for another few minutes, you realized you had to get back to work. Though the time was short, you were so happy that you were able to see the boys. You realized that your schedules actually coincided quite a bit with the music shows, so you promised to see them more in the following weeks. Namjoon knew that you were going to leave soon and he wanted to so badly just say a few words to you, but he just couldn’t bring himself to do it.

As you got up to leave, the boys bid you farewell. But you didn’t want to leave things the way they were. You just couldn’t. So before you walked to the door to leave, you walked to Namjoon.

“Hey.. It’s been a while” you say slowly. Namjoon whips his head in your direction, surprised that you were talking to him.

“Y-yeah”, he says, not being able to piece together more than a word. “H-how have you been”, he asks. It seems so foreign to him, to be talking to you, let alone asking you anything.

“I’ve been alright. I really liked the album oppa, it was great. I’ll see you around I guess? Bye,” you say, not knowing what else to talk about. So before giving a chance for him to reply, you turn and began your walk to the exit of the room. You bid the boys goodbye again and walk back to your own room, proud of yourself of being strong enough to talk to Namjoon. You did try to get over your feelings for him, but you weren’t sure how you would react if you would talk to him again. Would those feelings just come rushing back? But much to your delight, you didn’t have the same feelings as you did months ago. You were finally over Kim Namjoon.

But meanwhile, Namjoon couldn’t help but feel sad. You used to have this…this…light in your eyes when you talked to him. Sure, he thought he never paid attention to you before, but it was obvious as day now that the light was no longer there. You looked at him like you did at everyone else, and it tore away at Namjoon slowly. Why then, did he not appreciate you before? Was it because he thought you would always be there? Clearly, you wouldn’t always be there for him like he wanted now. Namjoon couldn’t shake whatever it was that he was feeling, but he knew he had to try to change things.

A/N: This part is kinda short because I kept deleting what I wrote because I didn’t like it. Let me know if you want a part 6~ And also tell me how you think this series should continue. I love that you guys enjoy this series and share it, so keep doing so~ I love hearing back from you guys. I’ll also be writing part 2 of the arrangement this week so look forward to that too!

Previous Parts: Part 1  Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

What you want me to do [sirius black x reader] smut

Requested by anon:  Hi! Could you please do a James x reader imagine where he’s only flirting with the reader to make lily jealous and the reader doesn’t realise it at first but gets super pissed at James when they find out. Thank you! Xx

A/n: Thank you for your request! When I read it, I was like: This is going to be so frustrating (lol), so I added some plot and it turned out to be pure smut (Sirius x reader). Whoops! Please consult a priest after reading, thank you!

  • Warnings: groping, cursing, descriptive smut, dirty talk, unprotected sex
  • Word count: 2500

You sat by the fire in the Gryffindor common room, next to your best friend Lily, chatting about your last class of Divination, when two of the Marauders, entered through the portrait.
You have been friends with them since first year, so you both just raised your hands to wave at them and continued to talk, without noticing they were coming your way.

James threw himself on the couch next to you, the impact of his weight made you bounce lightly, as he said: “Hello there, love.”
You didn’t notice he was talking to you, so you kept on chatting with Lily, ignoring his presence. Until you felt a hand being gently placed on your thigh, right below the hem of your skirt.

Lily’s eyes wandered down your figure to examine what just happened, when you turned over to him and asked: “You alright there, Potter?” - “Well, you tell me (Y/N). How could I be anything else than alright, sitting next to you?”, he said, pressing his fingers firmer against your skin.
Was this idiot really trying to flirt with you?

You looked over to Lily, who did a good job in pretending she didn’t care, but you knew she was fuming inside. She had told you that she liked James before - she just wanted to take her time and also liked teasing him.
“You’d be good to take your hands off me right now, James”, you demanded.
“Are you sure you want to miss out on this chance, kitten?”, he purred into your ear, leaning closer, so his lips would almost touch the skin of your neck as he talked, while his hand slowly wandered to the inner side of your thigh.

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from the day Jimin’s Wings Short Film was released, I’ve always wanted to draw him as a Shinigami because the obsession with apple reminded me of Ryuk lol i hope there’s enough Death Note fans in the fandom to understand me /hides face/

2017 Chinese National Grand Prix Day 2 Roundup

Top senior skaters only.

1 - Sui/Han 225.40, 144.56 FS (Video)
2 - Yu/Zhang 213.26, 137.38 FS (Video)
3 - Peng/Jin 210.02, 140.72 FS (Video)

1 - Ziquan Zhao 161.15, 104.20 FS (Video)
2 - Xiangning Li 157.96, 95.79 FS (Video)
3 - Zijun Li 157.06, 92.37 FS (Video)

1 - Han Yan 247.48, 160.57 FS (Video)
2 - Boyang Jin 234.83, 135.68 FS (Video)
3 - He Zhang 227.13, 147.09 FS (Video)

Video sources linked in captions.

Being “fake” (that’s such a cringey term. Can’t we come up with anything better?) doesn’t mean being nice to someone you don’t like. That’s called common courtesy.

Being “fake” (ugh) is treating someone as though you have a relationship that you don’t really want with them. It’s greeting them with a, “I’ve been thinking about you! When can we get together?” and then immediately complaining about them to someone else. It’s leading someone on. If you don’t want to be friends with someone, that’s fine. You can still be nice. But don’t act like you want a relationship with that person. All you’re going to do is hurt them.


#103 Gary “Eggsy” Unwin - Mission*


You got told that you have a mission with Eggsy. You first didn’t want to go on a mission with him, but it’s your job and you don’t really have a choice anyway. So starting with the preparation for the mission to the plane ride, you avoid him as much as possible and just do your job. When you finally land, you load your gun and leave the airplane. Eggsy does the same and stays close to you as you get into the building. “Why are you ignoring me?” He asks all of the sudden.

“Do you really think that now is the time to talk about that?” You ask back and stay close to the wall.

“So you’re not denying it.” Eggsy says as you shoot a camera. He quickly shoots the other camera and then you turn right.

“I’m not confirming it either.” You say and stop to walk. Eggsy takes a step but you stretch your arm out and hinder him to go further. You hear a group of men walk into a room and then the door close. You give him a sign to walk ahead and he does.

“But why do you hate me.” Eggy asks as you get closer and closer to the door.

“Look, not now alright?!” You say and push the door open. You and Eggsy start to shoot people in their knees, making them fall and kick their guns away as you walk pass them to the computers. You take a seat and start to stop the system while Eggsy collects the guns and puts handcuffs on everyone. When you finally manage to stop and destroy the system on the computer, you head Merlin through your ear pieces.

“Goos job, (Y/N) and Eggsy, you can come back now. The others will take care of the people.”

“Okay.” You say and get up again. You walk straight pass Eggsy out of the room, but he’s quick and takes your hand, spinning you around once you’re through the door.

“Tell me why do you hate me.” He says and pushes you against a wall.

“I don’t hate you.” You say and get your hand out of his grip, but you both got the same training and he’s quick to grab your hand again. He pins your hands to the side of your body and his head comes closer to yours.

“Listen, alright? I like you and I get fucking frustrated every time I see you.” He says. His voice is deeper than usual and you like it. You like that he takes control.

“Why?” You want to know and he just chuckles.

“Isn’t it obvious?” Eggsy asks and makes a pause. “Because you’re fucking hot.” He groans and presses his lips against yours. You kiss and when you pull apart, you take a deep breath but before you can say anything, he starts to drag you behind him. Eggsy pushes doors open as, wanting to find a place to show you what you do to him.

“Finally.” He then says and leads you inside. He closes the door of an office and leads you over to one of the couches that it’s the room. Eggsy gives you sign to sit down as he goes around and closes the curtains. When he’s back, in front of you, he kneels down on the floor and pulls down your jeans. You are speechless. Eggsy takes your jacket off and then your shit, leaving you in your matching underwear. He takes his shirt off and his pants, before he lays you down on the couch. He hovers himself above you and you start to make out. You put your arms around him and play with the hair on the back of his head as he takes your panties off before taking your legs and wrapping them around his hips. He quickly takes his boxers off with one hand and then pushes into you. You legs instantly spread further apart and you back lifts up from the couch. Eggsy puts his hand behind your back and unclasps your bra with just one hand. Before throwing them on the floor. He cuts your boob with the other hand, while he keeps the other one of your back. Eggsy starts to thrusts in and out of you fast and hard.

“Every time I see you I just want to fuck you.” He groans into your ear before kissing your neck. “I want to fuck you in the office, in the airplane, in the car, in a bathroom stall. I don’t care as long as I can fuck you well.”

“Shit Eggsy.” You moan, getting wetter and wetter from his words.

“You don’t even want to know how many times I already jacked off after seeing you in the office.” Eggsy mumbles and pushes your legs further up, hitting you deeper.

“Seeing you bend over to pick someone up… or seeing your lick your lip when you concentrate… or fucking seeing you work out in your tight leggings and only a shorts bra.” He has been waiting so long to tell you all this.

“Fuck Eggsy.” You are a moaning mess as the whole couch starts to move. Eggsy speeds up his thrusts as he massages your boob with one hand. “Fu-fuck!” You exclaim and bite your lip to not scream.

“Just the though of you makes me hard (Y/N).” He admits and kisses you passionately and hard. “Fucking your little tight cunt was my goal ever since I first saw you.” He groans.

“Faster Eggsy.” You moan and dig your nails into his back. He fucks you faster and starts to hit your g-spot when he puts one of your legs over his shoulder.

“You’re so fucking tight.” He moans and you’re both are breathing heavily as your hearts are racing.

“Ahhh!” You scream and hold your breath as you reach your climax.

“Shit.” Eggsy groans and you feel him cum in you. He rides you through your orgasms before he collapses on top of you. You breath in again and stroke his head.

“Great mission by the way.” Eggsy chuckles and kisses your boob.

“Thank you, you weren’t bad either.” You smile and know that this is the start of something great.


yoongi; atomic number 47: fucking silver

❝being a vampire sucks sometimes, yoongi thinks.
►1750 words // scenario, vampire!yoongi
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Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Request: Can you do one about meeting Sebastian Stan at a comic con and then you keep running into each other and he works up the courage to ask you out (of course you say yes, he’s Sebastian Stan) and then you keep dating and end up getting married later?

A/N: lol i kind of strayed from the request but not too much, its still the same. 

Originally posted by buckybarnesaddicted

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Regrets at 11 pm

 fluff //  Stupidity at it’s finest is sending the student council vice president a ‘salacious’ picture at 11 pm.

Kyungsoo was having a dull day.

First of all, his console hadn’t come in the post but the games he had bought for said console did come so he was subjected to flicking through the handbooks like a decrepit hermit. Then his brother had washed his white Zelda shirt with his dark jeans, so his Zelda shirt was now a grey blotched mess. Disappointing

Then to make matters worse, Jongdae had decided not tell him that he wasn’t attending the LoL match, so he had to play with Baekhyun…not that there was anything wrong with him, but it’s fucking Baekhyun and there’s only so much forced aeygo Kyungsoo can take.

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Sitting at your desk, you looked at the clock, watching the minutes pass by. There still was an hour to go but you had finished all work for today and just waited for the clock to hit 8, so you could go home.  

Most days being Mycroft’s assistant was a bit more interesting but today seemed like nothing happened in all of England, at all. That was until a man walked in, coming right over to you. He was well dressed, all in black and exceptional handsome.  

“How can I help you?”  

“I’d like to see Mister Holmes.”  

“Alright, can I ask your name.”  


You give him a doubtful look as he smiles at you. Picking up the phone you press a button and wait for Mycroft to pick up.  

“Mister…Moriarty is here to see you.”  

You put the phone down again and nod to the door behind you, “You can go in.”  

He furrows his brows for a moment before walking to the door. Before he pulls down the handle he turns around again and looks at you.  

“How did you know?”  

“Just a guess.” It had been but you were doing your job long enough to know that you were right.  

He smirks at you but vanishes into the door without saying anything else.