summary: a teensy 2kphil and dan have been together since 2009 and they’ve stopped having sex so much and phil gets thinking about ‘the spark’ people talk about having in relationships and how people lose it and what it is he has with dan (i’m so late to this ship their soulmate-ness just resonated with me this year i love how married they are and this is my tribute)
Summary: The spell goes on for months…for years…but Lin is patient. Lin loves you. Lin will wait. (Songfic to Amanda Palmer’s “The Bed Song”.)
Warnings: sex-repulsed ace!reader, a lack of discussions surrounding this which results in a whole bunch of sad, the fact that this is a songfic, extreme sadness, the fact that I’m using fic as a coping mechanism for my own problems AGAIN, and did i mention this fic contains all of the sad
Words: 2,161 (approx.)
Author’s Note: Repost of a fic I posted to my AO3 here. This fic was originally written for a now-defunct fandom. But I still liked the fic itself - hell, it’s one of the few things i’m actually PROUD to have written and think is somewhat decent - so I switched out the characters for Lin and reader!insert.
I also recently realized that “The Bed Song” is me. The person she’s singing to, that is. I’ve been so fucking touch-repulsed recently, and I’d be the worst in a relationship. The absolute worst. So I took it out on Lin and made him sad too. Made his life miserable too.
Omg, this is such a cute, little game, and imagining these things honestly ruins me emotionally, but only in the mos wonderful of ways~! xD So thank you to both @ohsehunniebubbletea and @baekhyunniebias for tagging me!♥
Hot Chocolate Date With: Suho! →
Awh, this would honestly be the cutest thing ever. I can totally
imagine just snuggling up and getting comfy with Suho. It’d start
with super relaxing conversation, but he’d probably become a massive
dork and like, accidentally spill his hot chocolate on himself or
something and we’d just dissolve into giggles because his reaction would be way over-the-top.
o2.) Snowball Fight With: Kai! →
This would not be a snowball “fight.” This would be an all-out
snowball WAR! Kai doesn’t strike me as the type to go easy on anybody
in competitions like this, and I’m no different. It’d probably be so
intense and by the end of the day, we’d be totally wiped, but it’d be
so much fun!
o3.) Kissing Under the Mistletoe
With: Chen! →
How dare you choose my current bias-wrecker for this portion of this
tag, you darn game! Ugh, this would just be so amazing. Depending on
his mood at the time, the kiss would probably be either super sweet
and gentle, or he’d just tease me mercilessly, but it’d be glorious either way~
o4.) Decorating the Christmas Tree
With: Baekhyun! → Is
it bad that I’d imagine a tree decorated by the two of us would just
be a hot friggin’ mess of sloppily-placed lights and pretty, little ornaments thrown together? haha I
feel like Baek would just make it so fun that I’d entirely forget
trying to make it look presentable. Like, at all. xD
o5.) Netflix and Chill With: Lay!
→ Omg, talk about a dream come true. Click-and-Drag-Game,
you know my heart so well! Honestly, I’d love nothing more than to
just chill out with this little sweetheart, especially knowing that
he’d be taking it easy on himself for a change~
o6.) Ice Skating Date With:
This would probably be buckets of fun! I mean, Chanyeol can be kind
of klutzy, so I imagine he’d be all over the place on ice, his
long-ass limbs flailing everywhere as he skated, but we’d both likely
be laughing our asses off the entire time.