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anonymous asked:

Hi! Can you please do a request for shopping with Tae when you get a chance? Thank you 🌞

sure thing cutie pie!! sorry it took so long i have been swamped with work and school stuff this week im so sorry here you go though!! 

  • again another request which is my fave like requests are my favorite in the world!!
  • okay tae is the hardest for me to personally write for but i am trying very hard for you all!!
  • okay so tae is still our small little child you know but seokjin doesn’t really care about his butt shopping alone he really only needs to come and babysit jeongguk on his shopping adventure
  • but tae is social and fluffy and cute and he loves all his boys very much so if any of them wanted to come he would definitely bring them along!!
  • which usually means chim and hoseok end up cramming in the car with you guy and it is not the mom suv
  • oh also also!! same deal with jeongguk you guys prefer the mall as your fave shopping place and not the crummy one just down the road that only has like aeropostale or whatever the heck people shop at
  • no the mall you go to has multiple levels and it has lots of quality stores and it’s nice and clean
  • but anyway you and tae pile in up front cause he has his license in this and even if he didn’t i bet this boy would go for it if you were going some place that made you happy
  • and hoseok and chim are in the back and they’re giggling and teasing you two for being so cute and if you two even look at each other for point five seconds the two in the back are screaming
  • when you first went on mall adventures tae almost crashed the car every time they would do that cause distractions!! but now he’s so used to it he just rolls his eyes and threatens to veer off the road if they don’t shut up
  • the entire car ride tae plays all the cyphers cause he is a dweeb and hoseok sings his part and tae sings yoongi’s part and chim does namjoon’s part and if you ever ask to change the song the three of them will all glare at you then start singing louder and at this point you know better than to ask again
  • tae probably speeds or drives like a grandma there is no in between okay he like goes way under or way over the speed limit
  • and you kinda
  • “i hope we go with jin next time geez god this is too much”
  • and you guys probably stop on the way like five times cause taehyung is a sweetie and when hoseok needs to go to the bathroom you stop and when chim shyly says he’s really hungry you guys get like five large fries at mcdonalds
  • which hoseok and taehyung end up throwing at each other so it really defeats the purpose but anywaY
  • you guys would get there much later than you had expected and you kinda greatttttttt
  • and you all hop out and 95 line dramatically say goodbye and hug each other and hobi hugs you just because he felt lonely and needed someone to hug as well but tae is not a fan of that so trades you for chim immediately
  • and you all plan to meet back at the same entrance to the mall at like six thirty or something so on the way home you can stop and get actual dinner and rub it in everyone else’s faces
  • and tae is a big hand holder in the mall cause sure arms around the waist or shoulder is really cute but hey the mall can get really crowded and he doesn’t want to lose you! and he also doesn’t want to be over the top cause god knows how many fans are there and he doesn’t want to be really mushy in front of them you know??
  • and so he can also tug you along excitedly if he finds something you might be interested in!
  • your boy though, idk the big mall here has a disney store!!
  • and so that’s usually your first stop is the Disney store!!
  • you guys are the only adults there without children
  • but the look on his face is all worth it
  • he asks you for help with their names and so he goes around pointing out all the characters he knows
  • and he likes to say you’re prettier than any of the princesses
  • he likes to also help the little kids reach the toys maybe they can’t reach by themselves and he’ll put a tiara on his head and he’ll sing along to under the sea with the little girls and he always has a cluster of kids following him around in the store
  • they actually ask him to come work there a few times and he has to decline every time with a pout
  • okay but he does end up actually buying stuff he likes to get plushies and if you weren’t there for impulse control he would buy one for every single one of the boys every single time
  • so he just gets one a trip and this time he ends up getting an eeyore stuffie for yoongi
  • he gets one for the both of you too and for the dogs and cats so you guys have even more things to snuggle when you go to bed!!
  • all the little kids get sad when you leave to go check out the rest of the mall
  • but obviously there’s a lot more you want to do !!
  • like after all this intense singing along taehyung would suggest it’s snack time !!! like what’s a mall trip without a snack
  • you guys would be the type to get pretzels !!
  • like not boring old salt pretzels but the yummy cinnamon kind and you always end up getting three cause taehyung eats two on his own and then still wants half of yours
  • but you let him how could you not have you seen this small little squish he is too adorable to say no to
  • and he always munches away happily and he licks his fingers all cute and if you have anything on your face like any cinnamon he would be rude and either kiss it off or like lick the corner of your mouth and you have to beat him because “taehyung there are CHILDREN here”
  • I wanna do fan interactions for all the boys buT
  • taehyung is definitely one of the more popular members so I think he would get approached a lot
  • he would always make sure to say hi and sign anything and everything for them !!!
  • and then he would introduce you always like he would be so open about his love for you like he knows idols are supposed to have their relationships on the down low but there’s no way he’s gonna pretend you don’t exist like he’s gonna show you off forever and we all know big hit is a lil more chill than lots of companies so they wouldn’t care too much after a while you know like he’s gonna fall in love let him bE
  • if a fan asks for a hug or something (idk do ppl do that) he would always give you a look first to get your approval
  • and you’re a super chill lover and you want all the fans to be happy okay thx
  • one time he asks the girl if she wants the rest of his pretzel and she passes out and you guys have to call mall security but that’s a different story
  • okay anyway
  • y'all are walking around, holding hands and being cute
  • and then you go to the pet store
  • and there’s a little puppy in one of the cages chasing his tail and Tae walks by and it starts tipping excitedly !!
  • and taehyung gasps and his presses his face to the glass and he’s so in love already and he asks the attendant if he can go in the little room and interact with the puppy
  • but that is one expensive puppy and you guys have like seventeen already ???
  • but he puppy looks so sad and lonely and taehyung is about to sob so you agree
  • but then the attendant comes back like “sir I just checked and um that puppy was gonna be sold to another person”
  • and taehyung is !!!! “I need my parting words”
  • and so he does what anyone else in this situation would do
  • and he stuffs the dog in his shirt
  • and he walks out all normal and the attendant just
  • “where’s my dog??”
  • “what dog???????????”
  • and he just glared and you kinda tae, love, baby
  • and then the guy realizes his shirt
  • and taehyung just “I’m pregnant”
  • you guys aren’t ever allowed to go back to that store again
  • you guys go get some ice cream to cheer him up and you also get a balloon to cause here there’s a clown and it’s scary af but it has those really big shiny character balloons!!! and you guys get one cause they’re cute and you get a scooby doo on even though it’s outdated as heck
  • but it’s cute and that’s all that matters!!
  • I don’t see a lot of actual shopping going down
  • it would be more going in all those oddball random shops and just looking around more
  • like I don’t see taehyung being the biggest spender out there and he could be like a lil bit of a minimalist so he doesn’t like to buy much for himself
  • he would always want to buy things for you and the other members though!!! like just little things that remind him of all of you
  • but if you wanted to go in any shops he would be so patient and he would always be so supportive of all the clothes you tried on and he would carry all your bags for you too!!!
  • and if he saw you staring at something he wouldn’t even be subtle he would just go up and buy it for you he really likes getting you jewelry so he can be really cheesy and brush the hair from your neck and put the pretty necklace on when you get home and wow nice I’m digging
  • and he would especially like getting things for his chimmy !!
  • and all your pets he makes sure to get them all special treats
  • there’s a fudge store that you always get fudge from to take home and share and you guys do that too !!!
  • if you ever go past like the lingerie section in any particular store he would be shameless and be like “wow that would totally be your color!!”
  • but like in a really sweet innocent way like him just complimenting you?? even if it’s kinda blunt !!!
  • okay so maybe it’s not that innocent but hey that’s taehyung for you
  • anyway after aimlessly wandering for a bit and enjoying each other’s company you guys meet up with chim and hobi and you go out to get dinner !!
  • and you go get pizza and guess what you guys get like two large and one is extra cheese and one is pepperoni !!
  • and you guys make sure to send lots of pictures to seokjin cause you’re rude
  • and taehyung keeps his hand on your thigh the entire dinner
  • you guys show off everything you bought and share stories and it’s just fun bonding !!!
  • on the way home you fall asleep and he pulls the car over to take cute pictures of you
  • shopping with taehyung would be a lot of fun plz invite me along thank you!!
One Direction Preferences #15 - He Kidnaps You (DARK)

A/N: Oh my god this is gonna be dark. A lot of people requested more dark ones and a anon gave me this idea :) I also might do one where he stalks you. Lemme know if you want a he stalks you one! This is dark so you’ve been warn. Dark writing is my best so…Feedback is loved and request are open! AlSO KIDNAPPING IS WRONG AND THIS IS PURE FICTION. IF YOU EVERY FIND YOURSELF IN THE SITUATION RUN. DO ANY SELF DEFENSE YOU KNOW AND SCREAM. xoxo

Harry: Opening your eyes to a unfamiliar room is always something scary. Blinking your eyes hard you sit up trying to understand where you are. You look around to see nothing familiar about where you are. This is not a room you have seen before. Feeling your heartbeat speed up in fear you push the covers down to survey your body. You aren’t in your skinny jeans and top that you had on when you left your house this morning. You are in a simply white nightgown. “Oh my god what’s happening.” You whimper pulling at your hair. You jump and cower back into the bed when the door opened a body coming into the room. A man walks in. He’s tall, lead, curly brown hair pushed back into a quiff. He had green eyes that fall onto your shivering figure. A smirk fills his face making deep dimples appear on his checks, any other time you would coo at the sight of dimples but you where on the edge of screaming at this moment. “You’re awake pretty girl.” You curl into yourself as the unknown boy strides over in long steps before sitting right in front of you. “W-Who are you?” You gasp out. He smiles softly at you and grabs your hands and tugged you into his lap making you scream out. He quickly moves to wrap his arms around you and press you against his chest. “Harry, kitten.” He cooed pressing a kiss to the side of your head. “W-why am I here Harry?” You stumbled out threw tears. You squeezed you eyes when he pressed a kiss to the corner of your mouth whispering sweet words to you. “Because baby I just had to have you. And now your mine.” 

Liam: Smiling softly at the man in front of you, you rest the beer he ordered in front of him on his table. “Here you go sir.” Large brown puppy like eyes peered up at you a grin filling his face. “Thank you love.” He drawls his eyes ranking up and down over you. You let out a small smile are step back going to serve another person wanting to get drunk at the bar you worked at. As you worked you shift you felt those puppy brown eyes stare at every move you make. Even though he was attractive you weren’t comfortable with the way he was staring you down. After it was past 1am your shift was over. You said goodbye to your coworkers and peered one last time where the strange man sat. He was so longer there. You frowned but went to the back to collect your things. After putting on your jacket and getting your purse you went out of the back of the bar towards the back parking lot where your car was parked. Humming softly to yourself your boots clicked in the pavement floor as you shivered from the cold. “Excuse me!” You heard a voice call for you as you started to unlock your car. You looked over to see the man with the puppy brown eyes. “Y-yes?” You stuttered fiddling with your keys. He sent you a shy smile. “My phone just died on me and I was gonna call a mate to take me home. Drunk driving you know? Can I borrow your phone?” Biting on your lip you nodded and slip your phone out of your pocket as he walked over to reach for it. Smiling at you he punched in a phone number before speaking, “I’m Liam by the way.” He says as the phone rings. “(Y/N)” You replay shifting on your feet. “Hey Harry? Yeah it’s me. I’m at the bar near the flat.” Liam grins over at you. “(Y/N)’s here too. I’m gonna bring her down. Get the room ready.” Your eyes widen as he hangs up the phone and steps closer to you. “C’mon baby girl.” He coos holding his hand out. You dart back and turn to start to run but you feel a hand reach and yank at the back of your jacket. Your back meets a hard chest and before you can scream a cloth damp with liquid covers your mouth. You breath in from shock and sob as you feel kisses press against you neck. “There you go baby girl.” Liam coos in your ear as your eyelids start top drop. “Just close your pretty eyes baby girl.”

Humming to yourself you put in batch of cookies you just made in the oven. You wiped your hands that where covered with flour from the dough you where just finishing. You worked at a small bakery in your town. It was late and almost closing the only people left working where you and the owner a sweet old lady name Sally. Fixing your pony tail you heard the bell ring meaning a customer was asking for help. You walked up to the front frowning when you didn’t see Sally who was suppose to be managing the cash register. “Hello darling.” You smiled at the voice seeing the familiar blonde boy. “Hey Niall.” You said. “What will it be today?” Blue eyes peered at you as he lead against the counter. “The coffee cake and your number.” You snorted at the cheesy pick up line and smiled softly at the boy who would ask you out everyday since he came into the bakery 3 months ago. “Niall you know I can’t. I’m still not over my ex and it’s just not the best time.” You say softly. “I know I’m just playing.” Niall said with smile. You grin and get his cake but jump when you hear the timer. “The cookie, just gimme a second.” You call over your shoulder. You pull the cookies out and place them on the cooling rack before you started to head to Niall. You froze though when you saw the closet near the front of the bakery was a little open. A hand peeking out of it. Slowly you opened it and screamed out when Sally’s body fell out of it. You didn’t see any blood on her but her breathing was very faint. “Niall! Niall can you call the police!?” You cry getting ready to do CPR to Sally. You only felt a hand yank you up and you turned to see Niall with a frown on his face. “What are you doing?” You breath stepping back. “You weren’t suppose to see that darling.” Niall sighed. And before you could react he pulled your arms behind you and handcuffed them. You screamed out only to have his smack a piece of tape on your mouth. You whimpered and kicked helplessly as Niall tied your feet together and lifted you over his shoulder. “Got tired of you saying no to me.” Niall sang lightly smacking your bum as he used the back entrance. “Now your all mine. 

Louis: “Morning (Y/N).” You jumped from where you sat on your beach chair with your book and smiled at the man. “Good morning Mr. Tomlinson.” You said politely to your neighbor who was in his own garden across the fence. “Getting some sun?” He asked as you only sat in your bikini next to your pool. “Yeah i’m way to pale.” You laugh. He hummed and you watched as his eyes dragged over your body. Even though Mr. Tomlinson was only 22 he still made you uncomfortable sometimes. When ever your parents where around he would treat you like a little girl. But when it was just the 2 of you he had no problem of letting his eyes wonder. “Um, I think i’m done for the day. Have a good day Mr. Tomlinson.” You say just wanting to get back inside. “You too (Y/N). Oh by the way your parents wanted me to check on you since there gone for the week. I’ll come over late tonight okay?” You swallowed but forced a smile and nodded. Later that day you came back into your house from going out to lunch with your friends. You closed the door and peeled off your shoes before padding into your house. You poured yourself some juice from the jug and drank half of it before you walked into your room. You stopped dead in your tracks when you saw Mr. Tomlinson sitting on your bed, your underwear spilled across the bed as he fiddled with it. “W-what are you doing here?” You stuttered out as you stumbled back on your feet. “Just checking on you.” Mr. Tomlinson sang grinning at you. “I’m also packing for you.” You felt your heart in your throat as you chocked out a “what?” Mr. Tomlinson smiled. “Baby i’m going to take you somewhere that no one can find us. So you all mine.” He cooed. “Mr. Tomlinson.” You cried feeling tears well in your eyes. “Baby girl it’s just Louis. Now hows that juice?” You started at the red punch you where drinking. “What did you put in it?” You whispered threw your tears. “Something that should kick in at 3,2,1.” You felt your body slake and your eyes drop. The last thing you heard was the glass hit the floor and hand pick you up. “All mine now baby. All mine.”

Zayn:  You sighed as you reached the book that was thrown carelessly on the floor. You picked it up and placed it back on the shelf at the book store you worked at. You walked back to the front to see Zayn your employ sitting at cash. The boy is the manger and had hired you but since then he hasn’t spoken to you. You sent him a small smile only to have to him look out the window. You sighed and continued to work your shift. When it was near closing you went to the back to get your things knowing Zayn would lock up. Just when you where about to leave a voice called you. You turned seeing Zayn standing there, a leather jacket thrown over his black graphic tee. He had his book bag over one shoulder at he peered at you. “Need a ride?” He asked simply. You paused. The boy never talked to you and now he was offering you a ride. You really didn’t want to take the bus the late so you nodded. “That would be nice.” You said shyly. He nodded to follow and you walked behind him his black boots chucking in the ground. You stepped into his car as he started it and peeled out of the parking lot. You kept quiet but told Zayn your address. He merely nodded and drove. You kept your eyes outside and frowned when Zayn drove past your flat. “Um Zayn? You missed the turn.” You looked over to see Zayn giving you a dark grin. “Oh boo your not going home.” He said simply. “Your coming home with me.” He said simply putting a hand on your thigh. You where frozen to your seat your heart beat racing. Zayn give you a sweet smile before hitting you so hard on the head that you passed out. The last thing you remembered was Zayn whispering “Your all mine now boo.”

anonymous asked:

Sometimes i see pictures of Hugh Dancy/Will Graham and i just get really angry because sir how dare you hurt me like this with those puppy eyes plush lips and luscious curls????? ya feel????

Hugh Dancy is the incarnation of perfection compacted into a small adorable pastry of a man with amazing hair (which is thinning now but this just means we get to see more of those big ole cute ears of his)

I have a million reactions to Mr. Fancy Dancy, but my main two are:

1) He’s too pretty/hot for me to fully function as a human being


2) He’s being particularly sweet/adorable/fluffy and I sigh and turn into Mads when he’s looking at Hugh

Don’t Worry, Oliver, Felicity Smoak Pop! is Coming!

You know, I had kind of lost hope on this little project of mine. And honestly, I can’t take any credit that it’s happening. I never learned whether or not Funko ever saw a single image. But, the Karma went out and everybody had fun. 

Now we get the great news that Oliver will finally have his girl to go adventuring with – as it should be. 

A big shout out to supportive peeps: scu11y22, tinaday3w, mel-loves-all, pierceangelus, diggo26, thecolourpurpleinafield, tanyaslogic, supersillyanddorky06, florence-bubbles, athenaagron, flailykermit, ah-maa-zing, lerayon, quant-um-fizzx  and everyone else who tweeted and blogged on social media. The demand was heard! 

If you would like to check out my blog page with the whole set of images that were made, they can be found at:

Finally a big old hug to marcguggenheim​. Can’t wait for Season 4! You deserve free Pops, Sir!

P.S. Reblogging is like chocolate and puppies!

Meryl and Maks Daily Recap August 19th, 2014

Thanks for the patience everyone.  I’m sure the west coaster are fine, but you east coasters are probably not thrilled about the new later schedule.  

Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way first.  I woke up to the news (through TMZ) that Julianna Hough will be the new Judge on Season 19 of DWTS.  I don’t trust TMZ, so I was hoping it wasn’t true, but in this case, I think it probably is.  The story moved on through more reputable sources and one of the article was (I believe) retweeted by abc’s PR.  The original TMZ article contained a paragraph about Maks wanting the judging position badly and being very unhappy with DWTS producers and that he let them know how he felt.  After only an hour or so that paragraph had been removed from the article.  Maybe his new agents at work?

Whatever the reasons, I think DWTS is making a huge mistake.  I guess we know now why he looked none too happy in the paparazzi photos from the 12th and the 13th.  (Might have also been why Meryl was up liking quotes about “If it’s meant to be it will be” in the wee hours of the 13th.)   She seemed to be thinking of the situation today when she posted a photo of a “mini-sleep” puppy (yes, I know he was technically a frenchy puppy, don’t be so literal, he looks like Sir Sleep).  The quote on this one was “Don’t believe what your eyes are telling you.  All they show is limitation.  Look with your understanding, find out what you already know and you’ll see the way to fly.”  I know most of us felt she meant that for him.  Maybe he felt the same, because he liked this post (and they were on SM at the same time for the second day in a row).  They seem to interact a little more on SM when they are far apart from one another.

Ice Bucket Mania:

So the ice bucket challenges and still rolling along and causing lots of excitement.  Danica tweeted about how she and Meryl will show Val how it’s done!  She called his attempt “adorable” (I was thinking WEAK!)  We are to expect this masterpiece on wednesday.  Meryl also tweeted saying they needed 48 hours instead 24 because a plane ride was required.  This caused a bit of a flurry of speculation.  WITWIMD (where in the world is Meryl Davis?  I think she was flying into LA from MI (I thought she was already supposed to be in CA because of the tweet yesterday, but something must have changed).  Anyway, speculate away!  Will she stay in LA, will Maks meet her there in a couple of days, will they disappear or publicly stay on opposite coasts?  Who knows!  All I know is that this ice bucket challenge is going to have to be epic to live up to expectations!

We also got an IBC from Sharna, an ambush IBC of Maks (I know you ladies will have some slo-mo fun with that one), and a laugh-fest video of Charlie doing his IBC.  


We got some interesting tweets from DWM today.  The first teased that if they got 250 retweets they would consider opening up a DWM studio in LA.  Later, they were half way there and tweeted, “better start planning the Grand Opening Party.   You guys free in September?”  Later, it was, “well, it looks like we got 250 retweets…What do you guys think we should do?” with Maks, Val and Tony tagged.  Val replied, “Make the dream a reality”, Maks, simply , “DWMLA”.  And last DWM tweeted, “Coming soon…” #DWMLA.

Now, of course we all know that this must have been in the works for a long time.  I’ve even heard from our long-time Maks fans that it almost happened a couple of years ago, but fell through in the final stages.  Will this be a vehicle for Maks, or Val?  I guess time will tell.  I think it’s exciting and I’m happy to see their business grow. 

That is all for this evening.  Everyone get a good night sleep tonight.  Tomorrow we have the Danica and Meryl show to look forward to and recaps and photos from BWAT Hawaii from hulagirlhawaii and shaillianoir. The BWAT performance they are attending will begin at 1:30am EST.