like a pure love too!!

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philip shea + textpost meme (a pair piece for my lukas one) 

So I have this sixty two year old coworker named Lucille, who’s a total sweetheart and super edgy (she even uses emojis correctly guys!). Well today the topic of Seb came up during our break and she wanted to see a pic of him. So I’m like “lol k.” I show her a random pic of him and she turns to me and says:

“He’s into some kinky shit.”

And I’m like How-Do-You-Know-That.mp3 like wtf Lucille you legit have no idea who he is.

“Look at his eyes! His body language. The way he carries himself. He plays the sweetheart card but he’s an animal in bed. I’ve seen that before many times.”

So there ya have it y'all. According to Lucille, Seb is riding the kink train to Daddyville™.

He’s my sunshine♡ _(┐「ε:)_

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“You must think that’s a hell of a time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.”

Biaswrecker Types
  • Type 1: CUTE, CUTE, CUTE, CUTEST SUNSHINE SUGAR BABY THAT YOU SO WOULD'VE BIASED IF YOU WEREN'T LOYAL. Totally has an eye smile and is so pure you aren't even sure how you missed them in the beginning.
  • Type 2: fUCKING RUDE. This bitch? Idk her. They're a rude, hot pile of i hATE YOU. Never. Nope. I can't even look at them. LEAVE MY HOUSE.
  • The 2in1: yOU CAN NEVER EVER TELL WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THEM. SUDDENLY THEY'RE SOFT AND PLUSH BUT THEN YOU BLINK AND THEY'RE THRUSTING AND THE TONGUE IS O U T!! AnD JUST! W! T! F!
  • Type 4: (I almost forgot to add this lmao) The meme one that's suddenly hot like randomly?? What kind of accidental model shit is this????

I’m all for girls supporting and lifting the spirit of other girls. A girl complimented my makeup and wallet today and I was like “giirl I love your lipstick too!” Its just such a pure thing and it brings me so much happiness.