like a panda with a mean face

anonymous asked:

Hey I love your blog! It's my favourite! Could you do a Shiro imagine where it's years after Voltron and him and his s/o have children and it's all cute and fluffy! 💖💖💖

ok, so I got a lot of this type of request so I’ll just do random HC’s, yeah? Mostly because if I broke these all up they would probably be extremely similar

  • Shiro’s got twin girls and he’s Blessed™ every morning he gets to see their beautiful faces
    • we’re continuing with the twins from earlier posts: Astrid and Hayden
  • if you didn’t think he cried when he got his first ‘#1 Dad’ you’re fucking wrong because this man bawled
    • it’s his favorite mug
    • until his daughters grow up more and start making him one every year, then those are his favorite
    • also he loves the crazy ties they choose for him each year. 
  • you thought he was romantic before marrying him? Well buddy, i have some news for you
    • takes every opportunity to say “Wifey” any time he possibly can. You are his ‘wifey’ and he loves saying it.
      • or ‘husband’ if that is what you prefer. every time. “Hey Husband.” what is your name? Husband.
    • flowers/chocolates/food/gifts weekly. just because he likes the look on your face when he comes home
    • you know that Roseanne post where dan gets her flowers? Yeah, that’s him
    • date night every wednesday (bc Fridays are busy) and sometimes it’s fancy, other times it’s not (”What do you mean Panda isn’t romantic? This is peak romance right here.”)
    • randomly massages parts of your body without asking
    • “What are you looking at Shiro?” “Only the most beautiful person in the universe.” “You’re a loser.” “But a loser who’s in looove~”
    • *soft sigh* “How did I get so lucky?” you’d think you’d be used to this, but it still makes you blush years later
    • “You’re so perfect, absolutely perfect.” “Shiro…I’m picking up dog shit.” “Yeah~”
  • has pictures of you, your daughters, and your pitbulls (3) all over his work area
    • there’s a small voltron dedicated area too, but it’s tiny compared to his family area. Lance is appalled.
    • “You won’t believe how cute my girls were this weekend!” proceeds to whip out the new 63 photos long album on facebook
  • speaking of, amateur Dad Photographer Shiro
    • he’s got a fancy Cannon with a bunch of different lenses
    • weekend daughter photoshoots are a hoot
    • your girls grow up loving it, being dramatic, imitating tyra banks, wearing ridiculous outfits, they are owning that back yard
    • they continue pretty much until the girls are like 13, because “It’s embarrassing dad!” “Ok, but I’m supposed to be embarrassing?” 
  • Soccer Mom Shiro
    • he’s got shirts that say his daughter’s names and numbers for every sport
    • he’s got noise makers and flags
    • the obnoxious parent who heckles the refs
      • “Hey ref! Did you come from FootLocker!? Because that was BULLSHIT!”
      • he gets red carded, a lot.
      • you don’t even fight it anymore
    • the team loves him though because he’s super supportive of the other girls and he brings some killer snacks
      • not homemade though, he can’t cook for shit
  • remember his Expedition? He finally traded her in for a new version and is the official Mom Car™ for team/friend trips
  • let me repeat, he can not cook for shit. but for some reason he can throw it down of the barbecue
    • convinced it’s a perk you unlock after childbirth
  • very protective of his daughters, but respects their right to privacy and right to do their own things
    • but he taught them how to fight, so every fuck boi within a 10 mile radius knows not to fuck with the Shirogane Twins
    • he chugs that Respect Women Juice
    • wants to break a kid the first time a daughter cries over a romantic partner. but then he remembers murder on Earth is illegal. 
  • overly supportive in whatever his daughters and you choose to pursue
    • just overly supportive in everything really
    • he basically lives for you guys 
  • doesn’t get sick for some reason, so whenever someone is sick in the house, Nurse Shirogane/Dad is on it
  • “Who wore their shoes in the house?? Seriously?”
  • *pinches his nose with a deep sigh* “I’m sorry, my daughter punched Travis. But frankly, he kept harassing her even after she told him to stop snapping her bra strap. So the question we should be addressing here, Principal, is why your teacher allowed this sexual harassment to continue and did nothing to help my daughter?” Guess who got detention? Not his daughter.
  • Wants to cry a bit when his daughters start asking questions about sex
    • but he’ll be damned if they don’t know everything
    • it was actually a good family talk, after the initial awkwardness
  • The Hot Dad
    • his daughters’ friends all have a crush on him and he can’t figure out why
    • it’s totally not because he’s hot
    • or that he’s actually interested in what they have to say
    • or that he does yard work shirtless
    • or that he remembers random facts about them that they thought he would forget
    • nope
    • his daughters are grossed out
    • you think its hilarious because you get to tap that
  • drops off his girls at school
    • “Have fun! I love you! Make good decisions! I miss you already!”
  • goes to pick them up and has a little sign like people do at the airport that says “Shirogane” with like glitter and hearts and shit
    • the twins are embarrassed each time but they secretly love it
  • threw up the first time he had to change a poopy diaper
    • he did it though. he did it.
  • sings around the house a lot, just little random song parts or to the dogs
    • “Where oh where are my pup-py dogs~?” the dogs come slipping and sliding around the corner every time you guys come home
    • *badly and purposely out of tune* “And there’s the love of my liiiiife!!!~” “Oh stop it Shiro!” “She thinks I’m talking about her~. but I’m talking about the noo~odles~” *you throw a noodle at his head*
    • accompanied by bad dance moves
  • speaking of puppy dogs, has 3 pitbulls that look vicious as hell but they’re just as sweet as him
    • they are wonderfully trained and big babies
    • his ‘other children’ 
    • wouldn’t hurt a fly, but ain’t nobody fuck with you guys on walks
    • Their names are Mr. Murder (Murds for short), Cupcake (Cakey), and Rebel (Bells). He didn’t name them. The girls did.
  • There is also a grumpy house cat that nobody knows how old it is or how you acquired it. The Captain has just, always been…
    • Cappy showed up one day and never left
    • he’s a solid grey Blue Russian/Siamese mix with green eyes that rules the dogs
    • only loves Shiro and tolerates everyone else (he loves you guys really, but Shiro is his person)
    • Shiro baby talks him, “Who’s a good murder cat? You are! Yes! You!!!”
  • the house cleaner, his house and yard is spotless.
    • once broke out a ruler to measure the grass. you made fun of him.
    • “I swear to God, if Jim’s nasty ass tree grows over the fence this year, I will cut it down. I don’t give a fuck.”
    • fond of power washing
  • hot mechanic, does his own car work
  • head kisses for everyone! you are a well kissed family
  • also you’re the couple that’s always got your hands linked, arms wrapped around each other, or just leaning against each other
    • you’re always touching. always.
  • family Halloween costumes
    • Halloween is his JAM
    • lives for Halloween decorating
  • watches House Hunters religiously
  • The one who drags the family to World Market and Kohl’s for house decor
    • the house is definitely decorated for every major holiday
    • and he’s actually really good at decor? Like, you wouldn’t think so given with his clothing style and bad hair cut, but wow. you’ve got a nice house. (yes, i’m dragging Shiro)
  • you’ve come home routinely to the girls doing is hair and makeup and nails
    • “Hey honey, look how pretty I am. Didn’t the girls do a wonderful job?” “Just…marvelous dear.” “Right? Your turn is next.” oh no…
    • doesn’t wash off the nail polish, nobody makes fun of him. nobody.
  • tries to make you breakfast in bed on your birthday and valentine’s day
    • he can only make harboiled eggs and toast
    • when the girls get older, it gets more elaborate because they can help
  • super excited to teach the girls how to drive, but worried about dying
    • screamed more than once in the car and tried to slam on his invisible break
    • “Please…stop… you’re making my hair whiter…”
    • “I said SLOW, THIS IS NOT SLOW!!!”
    • Hands are pressing on the roof of the car and he’s twisted in the seat trying to brace himself
  • one day he figures out how to work the crockpot and can now contribute to family meals
  • loves taking you guys camping
    • tent camping, because RV camping ‘isn’t real’
    • a pyromaniac
    • everyone needs a personal bear mace and a dog at all times
    • the cat goes too, on a harness
    • family snuggles in the hammock for star gazing. including said pets. it’s a big hammock. 
  • everyone has an absurd knowledge about space. he was an astronaut and lived in space for a few years, so yeah
  • routinely uses Scary Aunt Allura as a threat
  • selfies!!! he has a lot of surprise ones where he just comes up and kisses you and takes the picture
    • the girls are selfie queens too family pictures happen. a lot.
    • “Family selfie!!” “We’re at Albertson’s????” “Don’t care, get in here.”
  • just, embarrassing but totally authentic dad!Shiro melts me
Word of the Week: Milchgesicht

Do people tell you that you have a baby face? In Germany, you would be described as having a Milchgesicht!

Originally posted by butteryplanet

The term Milchgesicht means “milk face”. And trust us - if someone calls you that, take it as a compliment! Having a Milchgesicht means you have a baby face. You are a fountain of youth - a person that looks younger than they are.

Unless you are underage and trying to make adult purchases, having a Milchgesicht is a good thing. Because after all, who wants to look older than they are?

Like a baby still dependent on milk, a person with a Milchgesicht has that look of youth and innocence. For those with a Milchgesicht, consider yourself blessed!

  • simon, dreamily: I miss real food especially creamy delicious ice-cream on a hot day when your fingers get all sticky and-
  • raphael: chunky monkey is overrated
  • simon: first of all it's the best flavor in the world and you've personally offended me. I mean - it even has Chocolate bits in- wait. how did you know that was my favorite??
  • raphael: easy, I listen to you
  • simon: you do??
  • raphael, smirking: you used to play the drums in a band called rock solid panda, you talk in movie quotes and love bladerunner, you ramble and smile when you're scared or nervous, you're jewish and it's very important to you, when you're angry you fling your arms around a lot, your favorite blood type is O negative, you like wearing my clothes and make faces at yourself in the mirror when you're wearing them (a poor imitation of me), you get excited about two men kissing, you've watched The Graduate no less than 10 times, you frequently leave your phone in the other room by accident, you keep your eyes open when I'm leaning in to kiss you, you tell cheesy jokes about being dead, you sleep on the right side of the bed, your mother calls you monkey, you miss her more often than not and you actually think your star wars pick up lines are smooth
  • simon: ok but they worked on you
  • raphael: only because-
  • simon: hey...thank you *kisses him*
Discourse: Pineapple Pizza

Originally posted by sanders-aside

Request: I’m gonna write an Ethan x reader where they just fight about pineapple pizza // It’ll be written just for you even though I love pineapple pizza rip

Summary: You and boyfriend Ethan can’t quite decide what pizza to get for dinner tonight. You just don’t see eye to eye on a delicacy known as Hawaiian pizza.

A/N: You guys remember the pineapple pizza/oatmeal raisin cookie fight I had with @sweetnestor. This is me writing a fic I truly hate as an apology lmao. As a writer, we must suffer for our art sometimes. I’m totally kidding lol I offered to write a thing for her though and here it is! I actually really enjoyed writing this fic, it was a lot of fun! I like pineapple pizza very much in case anyone was wondering, I just had to take one for the team and do this for her rip me. Enjoy!

Wordcount: 1231, i like this length :D

Requests are closed at the moment Friends, sorry!

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The King of Hell Walks into a Church

Relationship: Crowley X Niece!Reader, Winchesters X Sister

Words: 1,217

Summary: Due to the Winchesters’ incompetence, Crowley is stuck babysitting their little sister at Christmas Eve mass.

Warnings: None, really. Unless Crowley’s never ending sarcasm needs its own  warning.

Tagging: @mysaintsasinner @winchesters-favorite-girl @deathtonormalcy56

A/N: This was written for the wonderful @cici0507‘s Heaven vs. Hell: Christmas Edition. I had Christmas Mass with a Hell character. First Crowley fic, too! AND this is the second one shot within like 10 days! What an accomplishment, right? I think I’m getting better at this whole writer thing.

Originally posted by f-uni

Heaving a great sigh, Crowley shook his head. He was the King of Hell, dammit! Demons groveled at his feet, sniveling and begging for forgiveness. How in the name of his kingdom had he been roped into babysitting?

Oh, right, it was because those two idiot Winchesters and the angel were too incompetent to accomplish their ridiculous hunt on time and take their little brat of a sister to the gathering of Bible thumping freaks.

At first, he’d refused. Or, at least, he’d tried to. But the moose had been annoyingly insistent, promising that it would only be a few hours at the most. Plus – even though he’d vehemently deny it were anyone to ask – the demon had a very, very small soft spot for the youngest Winchester.

And that was how the King of Hell found himself holding the door of a church open for a ten year old urchin on Christmas Eve.

Dear god, it sounded like a bad joke.

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Ryan Nugent-Hopkins - Love

Originally posted by artturii

Heyy could you please write a Ryan Nugent-Hopkins one?

Author’s Note: This is shit, I’m sorry. 

When Pandora was younger you and your husband Ryan agreed that private school was a must, when she got in high school. However, Ryan was not prepared for how the girls wore their skirts.

“Panda, are you ready for school, yet?” Ryan yelled from downstairs.

“Almost daddy.” Pandora yelled back.

“God, what takes her so long.” Ryan huffed as he took another sip of his coffee.

“She’s a teenage girl, who is new to high school. What do you think.” You laughed washing the breakfast dishes.

“Yeah, you’re not helping.” He said shooting you a look, making your giggle more.

“Okay, I’m ready.” Pandora said as she bounced down the stairs.

“Umm, what’s with that?” Ryan said pointing towards the plaid skirt.

“Dad.” she started knowing what was going.

“That’s not the skirt your mom and I bought you.”

“Everyone wears it this short, dad.” Pandora rolled her eyes.

“Sweetheart, I think your dad has a point. Pull it down two inches, please and do not give me that look.” You said sternly.

She gave you that infamous teenage look, before pulling the skirt down. With that her and Ryan made their way out towards the car. You watched them until they pulled away. Then, you made your way upstairs to get dress. After that you cleaned up a little, knowing you and Ryan had plans for the day.

“Y/N!” You heard from downstairs. “Y/NNNNN we need to talk!” Ryan said again as he found you in the bedroom.

“Gees, you look like you saw a ghost.” You giggled pulling the covers over the bed.

“She kissed a boy. A BOY!” Ryan said. You bite your lip. “You knew! Oh my god. YOU KNEW!” Ryan said sitting down on the bed.

You chuckled as you stood in front of Ryan. He pulled you in between his legs, while you ran your hands through his hair. You placed a kiss to his forehead.

“His name is Ethan, he just moved here and they just started day about two weeks ago. She didn’t want to tell you yet because we know what would have happened.” You said.

“Ughhhhh.” Ryan said placing his head on your stomach.

“Dad, where’s mom?” Pandora asked as she walked into the house. She was crying, which sent Ryan in dad mode.

“Hey, what’s wrong?” Ryan asked hugging his daughter.

“He….he….he broke up with me for her!” She cried into his chest.

Ryan wanted to kill the boy but he knew it won’t help anything. He rubbed her back in hopes to calm her.

“I don’t get what you mean, hon.”

“Ethan, he broke up with me so he could date Cindy.” She said a little clearer this time.

“Cindy, sounds like a bitch name.” He said hoping to make Panda smile. It work to his dismay.

“Daddd.” She smiled wiping a tear from her face.

“I mean if he want’s to date a bitch then that’s his lost. Dating a bitch is super stressful. You have to find a funny girl. Now, that’s a winner.” He joked making her laugh more.

“Is that why you married mom?”

“Oh god yes. You’re mom is the funnest person I know, she’s also a very caring, strong, independent woman who needs no man.”


“I mean it. Your mom is a strong, woman. Just like you, and if Ethan can’t see that than it’s is lost. Honey, you are going to have many boyfriends, or girlfriends, whatever makes you happy.” Panda giggled but listened to her father.

“And one day you will find the one that makes you think “I can do anything.” Someone who supports you, who loves you and totally finds your morning face beautiful. When that day comes you will know that they are the one.”

“Thanks dad.” She smiled before kissing his cheek.


EXO | Going To A Haunted House For Halloween

Anonymous said:

Hey, Can you please do a EXO reaction to you guys going to a haunted house for Halloween?

Sure you could go to a haunted house for Halloween. He would be the best buddy ever because if you were scared shitless he would just lead you right out of there cause he would be completely unaffected

“How are you not scared?”

“Scared by what?”


*Laughs* “Oh I find this more fun than scary.”


Haunted house? What haunted house? There would be going no where near a haunted house. He’d be way too scared to even bother with the suggestion, so don’t even go there.”

“Hey, Junmyeon…I have an idea. This Halloween why don’t we-”

“NOOOOOOOO I know where you are going and that is not happening, no way, no how, nuh uh.”

“You really that scared?”


Originally posted by yehet-a-kookie

He wouldn’t suggest going to a haunted house, but if you suggested it…he would go. He’s not real skiddish when it comes to the haunted house but if something jumps out in front of him or grabs him, he will get startled.

So if you go there together and you’re both nervous, you can protect each other. Just note that Yixing would probably get very vocal if startled.

Call him “Mr. Confident Going In, But Not Coming Out”…

“Don’t worry Y/N if anything tries to get you I’ll wrestle them down to the ground to protect you!”

That’s what he would say before you entered the haunted house, seeing that you were nervous and he would let you hang onto his arm as you entered the haunted house. That confidence would go out the window as soon as someone jumped out in front of you and you would both be screaming like mad, his screams last even longer than yours.

“I thought you were going to protect me?!”

“I’m sorry, I lied, now let’s find the-OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT?!”

He of course would have no issues going with you, and when he did an angel will light up the darkness of the haunted house. He would make friends with the actors to try and get them not to scare you cause he hated you being scared.

Ya know…shaking their hands, handing out hot packs if it was cold, thanking them for their hard work.

“Please don’t scare her too bad, she gets nervous easily and she just wanted to check it out.”

He’d go and get asked to leave through one of the exits meant for people who couldn’t finish the haunted house because they got too scared. But not because he was too scared to finish, but because he was swearing too much from getting scared and people started to get worried that others might start to complain.

You’d manage to make it through alone…barely, but you’d manage. But of course Chanyeol would help but be waiting for you to give you one last scare of the night.

“Chan that’s not funny!” *laughs*

“Really? Then why are you laughing now?”

“Okay, it was kind of funny, you got me.”

*Pretend you’re Baek*

He’d be fine for a little while and then he would take off and then you would take off probably in another direction after something jumped out at the both of you, resulting in you getting left in the dust. He would only realize you weren’t with him anymore one he made it outside. 

“Uh…Y/N” *cautiously looking back into the haunted house, waiting for you to appear*


“Crap, crap, crap! I’m comin’ Y/N!” *runs back into haunted house*

Don’t worry your he runs back into the haunted house to try and find you and you’ll both make it back out.

Believe it or not, he’s another one that would get kicked out for swearing too much. So if you decided to continue on without him, he would patiently wait outside at the exit.

“So…can we go home now?”

“Yeah…yeah we can Jongin. And no scary movies tonight.”

“Oh thank god, I don’t think I could’ve handled that tonight.”

Originally posted by kaibility

If you’re scared of haunted houses and think “hey, I can conquer anything with my loving bf/hubby/bff Sehun by my side!”…I suggest taking Minseok or Jongdae or not going at all.

Because this little shit would be laughing the whole. The terrified look on your face and your screams caused by the actors…he would find that hilarious. No mercy from him.

“That….how could you laugh at me like that Sehunnie?!”

“I wish you could’ve seen your face, it was like…” *imitates the face you made*

“It was not!”

“Was too!”

“Was not! and you can forget our bubble tea date tomorrow!”

“That’s a bit harsh don’t you think?”

Ludeer in the headlights. It might get a little interesting with him cause you’d both be slowly making your way through the haunted house, trying to listen for the sound of the actors to that when they jumped out you knew where they were coming from, but every time he would hear a noise he would completely freeze.

“Would you stop that, I want to get out of here.”

“This was your idea I…..ARGH! OH MY GOD!” *falls to ground*



He’d be okay until you got in there, and then he’d start talking to himself and trying to convince himself that everything was fine. Until something jumped out at him.

“Kris it’s okay. You’re okay…ARGHHHH!”

“Wait Kris! Come back! Don’t leave me behiiiiind AAAAAAAAHHHH! SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT!”

Please don’t do that to him. Just stay at home and watch an animated movie that is not scary by any means. Snuggle and cuddle the panda and make everything right in the world!

Cause if he does go with you to a haunted house he will be terrified of what could possibly be inside. Movement out of the corner of his eye, even if it was you and he didn’t realize it was you and he would be screaming.

So please…just stay at home. Don’t let him go through that.


anonymous asked:

Could you please do an aquarium/zoo date with Dino?:3

zoo date with our cutie Chan it is 😚💕

“Which animals do you want to see the most?” Chan asked brightly. You were seated in the bus that would take you close to the zoo, sitting side by side, and neither of you could fully conceal the excitement. You chuckled.

“All of them? Weren’t we planning to go through the whole zoo?” you asked a bit teasingly and took a sip from your water bottle - truly a savior on such a warm day.

Chan scratched the back of his neck and laughed. “I think I got so excited about the tigers that I forgot…”

“It’s fine,” you grinned and patted his knee. “But I really do want to see…”

You leaned closer to him to tell him which animals you were looking forward to the most, and he smiled afterwards.

“I wouldn’t have guessed, but somehow I’m not surprised, either,” Chan chuckled and took your hand into his, interlacing your fingers as soon as he could. “Let’s take a lot of photos.”

Nodding, you grinned, and perked up when the bus stopped. “We’re there.”

You got up together and got off the bus after some other people, immediately greeted by the sun.

“Such a good weather,” Chan hummed in approval and squeezed your hand a little. “Perfect for our date.”

Giggling quietly, you nodded and looked at him adoringly while he smiled widely, quite likely even more brightly than the sun was shining. “Just perfect.”

You went to get your tickets, after which you were finally able to enter the zoo with a map that you stopped to inspect.

“Where should we begin…” Chan muttered thoughtfully, and you remained quiet as you stared at the map, trying to figure out what the best route would be.

“We could start here,” you began, pointing at the road on your right, and moved your finger along the map, “and go through here, then here, and finally come back here the other way.”

Chan let out an amazed sound as he nodded eagerly. “That way we’ll see everything.”

And we won’t have to go back and forth all that much,” you agreed with a grin and looked around while Chan folded the map and put it into the side pocket of his backpack. He reached for your hand when he was done, and smiled softly.

“Let’s get going, then.”

The zoo date proved out to be just the date for the two of you early on already: you both loved seeing all the animals, didn’t mind the walking, and enjoyed taking pictures. Not even the sun bothered either of you despite the heat, as you had been smart enough to prepare for it.

“Next is…” Chan muttered as you began walking from the area of some orangutans, his eyes aimed on the map. You, however, were already looking at the next area, and let out an excited, quiet squeal as you held his arm.

“Pandas!” you exclaimed excitedly, which gained you a laugh from Chan, who put the map away.

“I see,” he laughed and got his arm around your shoulders for a moment so that he could give you a quick half-hug. You couldn’t help but smile, still excited, and sped up your steps when you got closer.

“They’re so cute,” the two of you said in unison, looking at the pandas. Some of them were fiddling with some bamboo, while a few were walking around - one of them was making its way to a small slide, and you couldn’t help but dig your phone out.

“I’ve only seen this in videos,” you muttered and, when the panda was at the top of the slide, hurried to take a video of it while your own eyes were trained on the panda itself. Chan observed you amusedly.

“Show me the video,” he said and looked at it over your shoulder, grinning widely as he hugged your shoulders again while watching the cute footage. “Well, now you can watch it from your video.”

“How cool is that?” you asked with a bright smile and looked into his eyes, your own ones sparkling with happiness, which made Chan’s heart do a thing or two, but he didn’t let it show too much.

Really cool,” he chuckled and stole the quickest, smallest of kisses from your lips that mostly left you quirking your eyebrow as he moved away with a blush rising to his cheeks.

“You tried,” you laughed and reached for his hand, pulling him back to look at the pandas for a while more. “One of them kind of looks like you.”

Chan turned to look at you with raised eyebrows. “Huh? Which one? And how?”

“That one,” you said and pointed at one of the pandas, the one that was just about to have a nap, almost falling asleep as it walked. “It’s cute.”

He laughed and shook his head in disbelief. “It’s cute so it looks like me?”

“Yes,” you nodded and huffed as you got an arm around Chan’s waist. “I know you’re not just cute, but…”

Chan chuckled and hugged you. “Luckily I’m not the only cute one here, right?”

Humming innocently, you slowly pulled away from him. “I don’t know what you mean.”

He laughed and followed you, linking your hands again. “Yes you do.”

“Shh,” you shushed him, hardly able to keep your face straight. “The tigers are right there.”

His gaze went immediately to the next area, but he turned to you with a pout, his face unamused. “Y/N, tigers are not next to the pandas.”

“I know, I’m just messing with you,” you giggled and began walking forward, pulling Chan wit you while he shook his head, a wide smile plastered on his face.

You moved along the road, passing by several animals, until you finally got to the area with all the lions, tigers and the like, and Chan got visibly excited.

“Want me to take a picture?” you suggested with a grin, and your boyfriend didn’t hesitate a second before rushing to the fence, turning to you and taking a nice pose. Laughing, you opened your phone’s camera. “Roar for me.”

Chan squinted his eyes and looked around at the crowds of people, then turned his gaze to you, frowning a little. “Seriously?”

Please,” you pleaded with a small pout, and took a photo satisfiedly when Chan let out the shyest little roar with one of the tigers in the background. “Cute.”

He laughed heartily, and you took another photo of that, smiling warmly at how cute it turned out, and after that you even got a photo where he had one of his signature, Michael Jackson -inspired poses on.

Chan loved the photos, and wasted no time in getting a few from you and uploading them on Instagram along a few other photos, one of them being one where you and him held your tickets together.

By the time you had walked through the zoo and, as well as you had prepared, gotten a few blisters, too, the sun was already starting to set.

You yawned. “It’s been fun.”

“It has, I haven’t been to a zoo in a long time,” Chan said softly, and you hummed - neither had you.

About to say something, you forgot all about it when you saw people with ice cream. “They’re selling ice cream nearby.”

“Wanna get some?” he asked, and hardly had to even look at you to know that the answer was yes.

As soon as you had found the small booth that sold ice cream, the two of you got yourselves your favorite flavors and ate them while sitting on a bench, the sun setting beautifully in the horizon.

Chan’s shoulder hardly ever felt quite as comfortable to lean on as it did after such a long, exhausting yet amazing day, even if it meant accidentally getting his ice cream on your cheek.

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DDADDS Dadsona Poly fic

So I wrote a fic where Dadsona ends up with all the Dads in the game. At the same time. Um… enjoy? 

Takes place post good ends + A or S rank dates and may reference multiple good endings for Dream Daddy

Pairing is Dadsona / All the Dream Dads and possibly also Mary 

Featuring transman Dadsona, named “Dees” (DS = Dadsona)

Poly in which all the Dads are aware that Dees is involved with all of them, and have agreed to it, but aren’t necessarily involved with each other

Part 1: Craig

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Fearsome Trash Panda

In A Galaxy Not Quite Far Away: Part One | Part Two

Paring: Rocket Racoon & Reader

Tags: gender neutral reader, neutral pronouns, angst, fluff.

Summary:  Three times you and Rocket Racoon get on each other’s nerves.

Word Count: 1,867

Posting Date:  2017-05-09

Current Date: 2017-06-18

Originally posted by tinylamp

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Snarky Recap - Thunderbirds Are Go: ‘Bolt From The Blue’

The One Where The Boys Head Out To Save A Cuddly Panda (And Some People Too.)

Lady Penelope and Parker are being guided around a high tech facility by what appears to be the TAG version of Dolores Umbridge. *shudders* 

Parker, meanwhile, is doing best Sherlock Holmes impression, which is all kinds of precious.

Boss Lady to Insecure Employee: ‘FULL POWER. Let’s show Lady Penelope what this station is capable of.’ Have you not learned from a certain nautical disaster anno 1912 where a certain boss person wanted to show the world what ‘his’ ship was capable of? Hmmm?

Miss Edmunds: ‘We have some safety overrides to ensure that nothing could possibly go wrong.’ Filed under: Shit People Say Just Before Everything Goes Horribly Wrong.

Yeah, don’t you just love the sound of inevitable disaster in the morning.

I think it’s safe to say that everyone on Tracy Island is excited about saving a rare giant panda. 

But there’s excited and then there’s Squid Boy Levels of Excitement.

Gordon: ‘Yes! I’ve always wanted to see a giant panda up close!’

Brains: ‘That’s not likely to happen.’

Look at that face. That is the face of crushing disappointment. Brains, you party pooper you.


Gordon: *covers ears while walking up the stairs* LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

Have no fear, Lady P is (already here). Also, that ever so subtle eyebrow wiggle John does when he realizes Lady Penelope is up there. Guess the Lady P ‘appreciation’ isn’t limited to one Tracy. *grins*

Emma: ‘Don’t worry, mum, I’m strapped in tight.’ Always wear your seatbelt, kids. Especially during a vicious plasma bolt attack that has basically fried your plane’s controls.

‘I’m a sales director, not an engineer!’ I think we have found the female version of Langstrom Fischer, folks. *facepalm*

‘I may lose my job over this but I am not gonna lose my life.’ I have no words - well, I do but none of them are fit for children’s ears.

You know what they say about rats and sinking ships…

Meanwhile, just above the ocean, Thunderbird 1 and 2 are struggling to keep the cargo plane from crashing. Cue to a suited up Virgil being airlifted in to the plane by Gordon who is now in control of Thunderbird 2. 

Virgil: ‘Try to keep up us in the air.’

Gordon: ‘Relax, if more plasma bolts hit, I’ll use your hairdryer trick again.’

Virgil: ‘One time! One time that happened.’ Yes, Virgil, and one time is enough for Gordon to remind you until the end of days. *cackles*

Automated lock is automatically locked.

Virgil: ‘That’s okay. I’ll let myself in.’ *proceeds to pound the lock until it bursts* 

Me: *pauses episode to scrape ovaries off the walls*

Super!Scott at your service - again. I’m detecting a theme here and I. Like. It.

Good thinking out of the box, Parker. And nice shot, Penny. Seeing these two cooperate to get out of a tricky situation makes me wish for more Penny & Parker adventures. 

Back up in the cargo plane, it’s just Virgil and the panda. Guess the poor panda is going to have to bear with. *pause* I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist. 

‘Virgil! There’s no escape hatch in the back of that plane!’

‘Not yet there isn’t.’ 

Me: *fans self* Ohhh Virgil, you savvy lumberjack. You can engineer your way into my heart anytime.

That time Parker channelled his inner Tom Cruise as he tried to imitate that scene from the first Mission Impossible movie.

Good job, Parker! You did it, you saved the plane! Also, the station is about to disintegrate. Oops.

Last minute escape is last minute, both on Earth and above it. 

Back on Thunderbird 2, the look on Gordon’s face when Virgil tells him about the panda munching on bamboo is the same look I get when I’m binge watching panda videos on YouTube. 

Virgil sits down only to notice Gordon is still in control of Thunderbird 2.

Virgil: *stern cough*

Gordon: *reluctantly lets go* Nice try, Squid Boy. Nice try.

Gordon: ‘Can I go see Mr Panda now?’

Emma: ‘I think he’ll like you.’

Gordon: ‘REALLY?’ *awkwardly composes himself* ‘I mean, that’s cool.’

Gordon, stop. I can’t handle this preciousness overdose, please.

Last but not least, our charming Miss Edmunds lands safe and sound on a GDF carrier. 

GDF Officer: ‘Uh do you thinks she realizes we’re here to arrest her?’ No, I don’t think she does. She’s a sales director, not a horribly narrow-minded woman whose actions might land her in jail.

This episode seemed to be over in the blink of an eye but man what a fun little ride it was. You could even make a drinking game out of this: take a swig every time Gordon squishes over Mr Panda and/or Miss Edmunds blatantly disregards safety regulations in favour of impressing her hosts or saving her selfish ass. (Am I the only one who wishes we could’ve gotten at least one glimpse of the elusive Mr Panda, though? Like, pretty please?)

The Mom Ch. 12

Fandom: BIGBANG/ Choi Seung Hyun

Synopsis: First Birthday

Warnings: Fluff… as per usual.

Author’s Note: Well, here we are. We’ve reached the end of The Mom as a regular series. *sigh* Don’t worry though! I’ll still be writing occasional bits & pieces set in the “Nannyverse”. I could never stay away from it for too long <3

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. This story contains fictional representations of real people. None of the events are true. This is from an American standpoint, so some of the situations may not happen the same way they might in Korea. I make no money from the writing of this fictional work.


You could hear the sounds of your phone notification going off from your bedside table. The first three came in rapid succession. Then there was a few minutes pause before it started up again. Four this time. Then another pause, followed by two more.

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Two Bosses Ch 5

I straiten my dress as stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. My dark blue dress that ends just above my knee is conservative with its high collar but I love the way it hugs my curves. Hopefully it will tease the boys enough to finally try something on me, my inner slut muses. God she needs to calm down. Xiu and I had already got a quickie in this morning; I am not some horny teenage boy! I believe that for less than a minute as I step out of the bathroom to see Kai sitting in my chair with his feet on the desk. He looks amazing in his neat dark gray suit, it makes me want to jump him here and now, and if we weren’t expecting their friends I maybe would have.

It’s finally noon, the day had passed so slowly. If I wasn’t avoiding Kai and Sehun’s hands today I probably wouldn’t find it as exhausting but they have been more touchy than usual. In both of their meetings this morning they didn’t even try to hide it, Kai had our fingers locked for the whole entire time, his thumb stroked the back of my hand affectionately. Sehun, the one I’ve always considered the more professional one of the two, had his hand latched on to my thigh, moving it up and down in a soothing motion. The other men in the meeting were staring at us with wide eyes; I stared at my Ipad the whole time to hide my blush.

Kai notices me exit the bathroom and is up by my side in seconds, latching on to my hand with both of his. “Why do you take so long?” He pouts cutely.

“What is up with you today?” I wonder.

“He’s nervous for you to meet our hyungs,” Sehun explains as he comes into the lobby.


“He thinks they’re going to steal you away.”

Kai glares at him and says, “And you’re not?” Sehun just comes over a takes my other hand and stares at it wordlessly. I laugh at my boys, their child like jealousy warming my heart.

“Don’t worry boys,” I squeeze their hands, “I love my job and my bosses.” They give me small smiles but I can’t help but tease them a little, “How attractive are your hyungs for you to be worried about that?”

“They’re actually pretty ugly.” Sehun grumbles.

“But you’re really cute, they are really going to like you.” Kai adds as he also examines my hand. I just watch them as stare at our interlocked fingers, their thumbs moving in soothing circles on the back of my hand. We stand there in sweet silence just enjoying the moment. I don’t know how long we were standing there before the elevator dings and I rip my hands away from the boys. They both glare at me for a moment before turning to glare at who ever ruined our moment. Taeyeon is standing there like a dear caught in headlights when she catches them glaring at her. I smile big and rush away from the boys to her.

“Hey Tae!” I say happily. She looks away from the guys to me and smiles nervously.

“H-hi Jimin-ah,” her voice is shaking slightly. I glance over my shoulder at the still glaring boys. I forget, after weeks of seeing past their cold CEO exterior, that they are actually very intimidating to people; especially to someone like Taeyeon.

Mr. Oh, Mr. Kim, would you excuse us?” I say formally with a sickly sweet smile at them. I try not to laugh when they both huff and go to their own offices, leaving Taeyeon and I to ourselves. I turn back to her and give her another genuine smile, “Is this personal or professional?”

She gives me a relaxed smile back, “A little bit of both. I wanted to let you know some of their guests have arrived.”

I raise my brow at her, “You could have told me that over the phone.”

“Yes, but,” She glances at both closed doors before whispering, “I couldn’t tell you how attractive they are! Like damn!”

“They’re in the building? Where are they?”

She blushes, “I had Yoona distract them so I could take the elevator up here.”


“Please Minnie! Just see if they have a girlfriend! Not all of us have a hot best friend we can sleep with.”

“Ya!” I snap.

“Or two hot, over protective bosses!”


“How have you not jumped their bones?” I clamp my hands over her suddenly loud mouth. Just as I do the elevator door opens revealing five very attractive men, who now have wide surprised eyes at the sight of my hand over Tae’s mouth. As embarrassing this position is, it is much better than having them hear those words out of her mouth. I give my best secretary smile before releasing Tae and us both bowing deeply.

“Welcome, “ I say bowing. I look over at Tae who has a blush bright across her face. I lead her out of the way, allowing the guests to enter the lobby. Quickly, Taeyeon abandons me by jumping in the elevator, giving me an apologetic smile and a wave.

I’m going to kill her.

I turn my attention back to the men in front of me, “Hello, I’m Secretary Park.”

“Hi, I’m Baekhyun!” One steps forward that reminds me of a puppy, a rather hot puppy.

A tall elf like man step forward next, much too close for comfort and gives me a massive smile, “I’m Chanyeol,” He stares down at me until I feel a smile spread on my lips. “You’re so cute!” I’m surprised when I see him reaching out to hug me or something but thankfully he is stopped but a mature looking one. The giant pouts.

“Sorry about him,” The man says, his voice as sweet as his angel like smile. The more I stare at him the more of a manly feeling I get from him, ignoring his sweet face, he give off a very protective, or dad like vibe that I find comforting. “I’m Suho,” He says ash he drags Chanyeol away from me.

“Kyungsoo,” An owl like man says. Oh my goodness, I have never seen such an adorable man in my life, not counting Xiu. I force myself to look away when I see a blush across the poor man’s face for my staring. I look to the last one, a camel like man with high cheek bones and up turned lips. Something about him seems familiar. He must think the same thing as his eyes narrow on me.

“Jimin?” He asks.

I stare at him surprised, “Chen?”

“Do you two know each other?” Suho asks.

I shake my head hesitantly, “I don’t know. I know your name and your face but I don’t know where from.”

“Same,” Chen agrees.

“Hyungs!” Kai and Sehun say mostly happily as they get in between my and their hyungs.

“Where are the rest of them?” Sehun asks hugging each other men.

“They are coming,” Baekhyun answers, “some girl stopped us in the lobby, so I’m guessing she probably did the same to them.” I automatically look away, trying to hide my knowing smile.

“Let us grab our jackets quick,” Kai and Sehun go back into their offices for a minute, returning with their trench coats and scarfs. Sehun looks at me, “Grab your jacket.”

“Where am I going?” I say confused.

“You’re coming with us, of course.”

“Oh, well I don’t have my jacket.”

“Where is it?” Kai asks.

“At home, I was running late and forgot it.” I shrug.

“How could you forget a jacket?” Suho snaps, I’m surprised by his out burst. I thought he would be the nicest one. “It’s freezing out, you could catch a cold! And your dress, yes it is very pretty, doesn’t even cover your arms!”

I roll my eyes at him, “Sorry, dad.” I snap back. All of their eyes snap to me and my face goes red. “Oh my god! I’m so sorry! It’s just that you remind me of a dad. Not in a bad! Like a hot dad!” I’m just making it worse. I burry my face in my hands to hide the blush bright enough to be shown on my cheeks.

“You’re a hot dad,” Baekhyun repeats before he dies of laughter. Everyone else joins in on the laughter, almost falling over. I rush past the laughing boys to the elevator and begin pressing the button repeatedly. In my head I’m chanting, open, open, just please fucking open! I groan in annoyance when it finally opens with more attractive men, though these men are familiar, especially a pair of cat like eyes meet mine. Oh my fucking god! This just got so much worse. There about to be too many hot guys in one room. I try to turn and run to the stairs but don’t get very far when an arm snakes around my waist. An action that does not go unnoticed by bosses.

“Where do you think you’re going, love?” Xiu purrs in my ear as he holds my back to his chest.

“What is so funny?” Kris says as he walks off the elevator, with Tao, Lay, and Luhan behind him.

“The secretary,” Chanyeol tries to explain as he continues to giggle, “just called Suho,” more giggles, “dad.”

I glare up at Xiumin, knowing the horrible words about to come out of that smart ass mouth, “You called him dad?” Xiu teases, “I thought you only called me daddy?” Now the Chinese men are laughing, they know mine and Xiumin’s relationship, but the one’s who don’t know are staring at us with wide eyes; Sehun’s and Kai’s lack any sort of amusement.  

I feel the need to defend myself, “That was like two or three times, and I only did it cause you asked me to!” But I only end up digging myself a grave. Suddenly I’m ripped out of Xiumin’s grasp, too fast for either of us to register. Sehun is holding me tightly to chest to chest while Kai’s chest is against my back, sandwiching me between them.

“I don’t know what is going on but it needs to stop.” Sehun nearly growls. His hyungs are all surprised and so am I.

“You mean you don’t know?” Luhan pipes in as he walks over to us and strokes my head affectionately, ignoring his youngers glares.

“Know what?” Kai says this time.

“Me and Jiminie are best friends,” Xiumin smirks.

Sehun and Kai look down at me and I nod, “I’ve known Xiumin my whole life.”

“Then she meet us when Xiumin hyung was at school in China,” Luhan adds.

“So you’re friends?”

“Yes,” Kris steps up, “Now remove yourself from her so we can give her a hug.” The two boys hesitantly let me go only to be scooped up by a panda.

“Taotao!” I yell gleefully as the panda like man spins me around.

“I missed you!” He mumbles as he nuzzles his face into my neck. He looks so awkward bent down to my level.

“My turn,” Kris pulls Tao away, the younger yelps as he stumbles. “How have you been love?” He lifts my chin so I’m staring up at him. “These two haven’t been mean to you?”

“I’ve been good! They have been nothing but sweet to me.” I answer honestly, giving him a smile.

“Good,” He leans down and kisses the top of my head.

Lay comes up to me next, “Hello Angel!” He gives me a tight hug before stepping away, giving me a complete once over before frowning. “You’ve lost weight! Hyung says you’ve been working too hard. Have they been feeding you here? He also says you’ve been skipping breakfast. Are you not feeling well?”

I laugh at all of Lay’s concerned questions, “I’m fine, Oppa. The boys have been taking me out to lunch almost everyday, I’m eating plenty.”

“Are you sure? Luhan comes over and kisses the top of my head. “I will happily beat these two little boys up.” I wave their worries away, just happy to see them again. But of course, Xiumin, being the loveable bastard that he is, decides to ruin it.

“Trust me, they seem to be giving our sweet girl, too much attention,” Xiu teases. I give him a threatening glare, “What love?”

“Xiuxiu, I swear to god,” I do my best to threaten him.

“You talk about us?” Sehun asks.

“No,” Xiu responds for me,  “I talk about you and she just starts blushing and yells at me to stop.”

I pull away from Lay who still had his hands on my hips and march over to Xiumin, who is grinning like the idiot he is. I grab his tie and drag him into Sehun’s office. Before I close the door I hear Luhan yell, “Please stay off the desk and away from the windows, this is a place of business.”

Adore You

Pairing: Kim Seokjin x Reader (foreigner female)

Genre: Fluff, Romance


Word Count: 1,674

Fic Song: “Adore You” by Miley Cyrus

Summary: Jin and ___ are getting married tomorrow and have a busy schedule. But for tonight, it’s all about being together for a nice and relaxing date at home.

A/N: @yoonjinspiration agreed to share her wonderful idea/prompt with me and allowed me to use it for this fic. Please go check out her writing and give her some love. Maybe we’ll see her version of this soon! Here’s hoping! Thank you, Emily. You’re amazing as always. This is for you, sister-friend!

You just finished washing your face when you feel a pair of arms wrap around your waist. You look up into the mirror and see your fiance smiling at you. You match his loving smile and just stare into his eyes for a moment.

“Are you ready, princess?”

Giggling, you turn around in his arms and place your arms around his neck before lightly kissing his full lips. “I love when you call me that.”

“And I love that you kiss me every time I do. Which is why I do it. Princess.” He smiles his dazzling smile and you can’t help but kiss him again.

“Well, it totally helps that your lips are soft and plump and very very kissable.”

“Oh really? Just how kissable are we talking?”


He chuckles and leans in close enough that you can feel his breath fan your lips as he whispers,” Show me.”

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Change [GrizzNom]

I honestly did not know what else to call this ficlet.

Anyway, new Grizznom fic for the masses. While my last fic was sort of cutesy and full of humor, this one’s a bit more on the heavy side. Thanks to everyone who reads my trash!


“I just don’t get, it Grizz. Why him? Of all people…”

Grizz nervously wrung his paws as he watched Panda pace back and forth, while Ice Bear sat quietly on the sofa with his arms crossed, a hard frown on his face.

“Look…Panda, can’t you just try to understand?”

Panda stopped to shoot him an angry glance. “I am trying to understand! Help me understand, because I don’t! I mean…how? When did this happen?”

“Well, I ran into him at Burger Boy a few months back. He didn’t look like he wanted to be bothered with me, but I just tried striking up a conversation with him. And I don’t know…I said something that made him laugh and we just talked for a while. We kinda started hanging out after that, and then…well…we just clicked.”

“Clicked?” Panda scoffed. Grizz only nodded. “So this is why you’ve been leaving the cave all the time and being vague about what you were doing?”

“Yeah,” Grizz responded softly, guilt evident in his tone. “Pan-Pan, I’m sorry, but I know how you guys feel about him and I just didn’t really know how to tell you yet.”

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☯ Just in Time pt. 2 // Jinhwan Two-Shot

Originally posted by ikonis

Title:  Just in Time pt. 2 (pt. 1)

Pairing: Jinhwan x Reader

Genre: Soulmate AU, Romance, Slight Angst

W/C: ~5,300

A/N: IT IS FINALLY DONE THIS TOOK ME FOREVER BECAUSE I JUST HAD SUCH A WRITERS BLOCK WITH THIS FIC. I know so many waited for this, it’s 3 am i am so tired please give it some love so i can go to sleep in peace and don’t mind grammatical errors, i’m too tired to deal with it right now. i will edit tomorrow i promise. 

of course i tag my beautiful @hwan-tastic and also @jinhwanists because i know i promised you a while ago i’d finish this. 

thank you for reading, ily.♥

- moyo

2 days had passed.  

134 missed calls, 269 texts and probably a hundred knocks at your door. All from Jinhwan. You hadn’t seen him ever since, it already felt like it had been weeks ago when you had met him for the first time. It was hurting so much and it was mostly your own fault for falling in love with him.  

You had spent your past 2 days crying until you had no tears left anymore. Was it stupid? Yes. Did it make you stop? No.  

Those 2 days didn’t make such a difference anymore, in a month all of this would be over anyway, right?

You couldn’t help but remember all those stories your mom had told you about soulmates, that person who was connected to you through a string of fate and once in your life you would be able to meet this person and spend your happiest memories with them. It was something that made your heart tingle in anticipation because you had thought one day, something as magical as that would happen to you, too.  

You laughed bitterly, who would have known that it would end up like this. There was still so much you wanted to do with him, you hadn’t even held hands yet and it was already close to being over. It wasn’t fair at all.

“Y/N…” So lost in your thoughts, you hadn’t even noticed a presence in the room. Jinhwan was stepping forward, nothing but concern imprinted in his eyes. You didn’t know if you were extremely heartbroken to see him like this or just relieved since he was there.

You suddenly felt a haze of calmness surrounding you.  

“You stupid girl.” Jinhwan murmured before embracing you with his warmth. He didn’t let go for a while and you were thankful, closing your eyes and just inhaling his scent that was so tranquil, it automatically put you at peace.

"I’m sorry.” He apologized quietly. You didn’t say anything. You didn’t have the energy to explain to him why he shouldn’t do this and that it’d only make it harder to say goodbye in the end. Instead, you pushed away every possible thought and just enjoyed the warmth that went from his hand into your heart.  

“I’ll make you something, alright? Do you have something at home or should I go–”  

“No!” You desperately held onto his hand, “I mean you don’t need to get anything. I have everything at home.” Just stay with me for a bit longer.  

Jinhwan ended up kissing your forehead, seeing right through your secret desires. “I will just order something. How about a coffee until then?” You nodded with a smile, “I’d like that.”  

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