- simon, dreamily: I miss real food especially creamy delicious ice-cream on a hot day when your fingers get all sticky and-
- raphael: chunky monkey is overrated
- simon: first of all it's the best flavor in the world and you've personally offended me. I mean - it even has Chocolate bits in- wait. how did you know that was my favorite??
- raphael: easy, I listen to you
- simon: you do??
- raphael, smirking: you used to play the drums in a band called rock solid panda, you talk in movie quotes and love bladerunner, you ramble and smile when you're scared or nervous, you're jewish and it's very important to you, when you're angry you fling your arms around a lot, your favorite blood type is O negative, you like wearing my clothes and make faces at yourself in the mirror when you're wearing them (a poor imitation of me), you get excited about two men kissing, you've watched The Graduate no less than 10 times, you frequently leave your phone in the other room by accident, you keep your eyes open when I'm leaning in to kiss you, you tell cheesy jokes about being dead, you sleep on the right side of the bed, your mother calls you monkey, you miss her more often than not and you actually think your star wars pick up lines are smooth
- simon: ok but they worked on you
- raphael: only because-
- simon: hey...thank you *kisses him*
You've changed, man. It used to be all about the music, but now? Now, I don't even know. First it was the occasional groupie, maybe some pot, and I was cool with that, you know. But now, it's all about the money, the drugs, the women, the men, the sheep, and that one panda. It's like I don't even know who you are anymore. I can't be a part of this downward spiral anymore. I'm out.