What if we found out that T-rex’s actually moved around like kangaroos?
As an Australian, I feel strangely personally offended by your disgust for kangaroos. Like, I agree, male Red kangaroos are huge and terrifying. But the only kangaroos most people see are sweet little Greys, who continue to graze happily as you walk past them, and stare at you calmly with their huge, dark, all-knowing eyes. Which, you know, can be kinda creepy. But c'mon, Dad. Don't be mean to kangaroos. We're not mean to your Deer friends just because Moose exist and are terrifying.