like a gollum

Summary of the 80s Voltron

  • Allura gets cut *Keith throws flowers at her*
  • LoWtoRE
  • Pidge sounding like a gollum “pWinCEss mY pREcIouS”
  • haggar u’ve looked better tbh /:
  • hAYYYYYYgar
  • keith: *long ass inner monolgue trying to convince himself he’s straight* shUT UPPPP 
  • ugly sobbing…by me
  • the white girl is dead!!! me: hmm yeah ok
  • lance……..ur so white
  • pidge is a fucking boss gremlin
  • keith man pain……….again
  • hunk the orange paladin
  • pidge and their fucking G R E N A D E
  • defeated….by wind

i hate parties w/ great food that aren’t sit down dinner parties like i’m supposed to carry that shit around on a paper plate and eat with one hand and talk to people at the same time and pretend like i’m not fantasizing about taking five helpings of everything and eating it alone in the bathroom like gollum w/ the trout

Gandalf: Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. 

Sam: Okay good, I didn’t kill Shelob, I just wounded her

Gandalf: Oh no, you should have finished the job. She’s a monster! Do you think I “wounded” the Balrog or any of the orcs I fought? No, I killed them. My quote was about things that you can use for some greater good, like Gollum. And after you use them, they can go right into the lava. He really creeps me out. 

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I get. 

Somewhere along the road it just turned into full-on shadowhunters dressing up as middle earth characters don’t ask me why Simon is Gollum I don’t know either

Simon totally forced Magnus into a Sauron costume there though

All grown up, ready to kick some salty butt.

Very scribbly sketch I did last night for funsies because Emily looks rad as all kinds of heck. 

TODAY’S CHIBI IS (technically yesterday now, but whatevs) ~~~~~~~


A BIG THANKS to everyone who cast in a vote. It was at a tie for a bit, but adorable wendibro won out! I’ll be doing this EVERYDAY so don’t forget to vote for suggestions. The one requested most will be the one that’s drawn! Any character is up for grabs (as long as it’s from the story or from Until Dawn). I’m also open to alt costumes or themes! Like Maid!Sam or Werewolf!Mike. I’ll also take characters from the story (of course) like Gollum or the search team. That’s happened right, has it happened? It will happen! maybe. I’ll amend if Star attempts to murder me. That’s all for tonight, soooo

Later~

asstrothot  asked:

GRANDAD!!! I HAD TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL EPISODE TO FIND IT AND OH MY GOD ITS GLORIOUS THE LIL GREEN GREMLIN FUCK FINDS HER AND IS ALL LIKE "Don't Cry Gollums Here" AND SHE JUST KEEPS GOING "mAAHhTheRR! MAahTheErRR!" AND PIDGE AGGRESSIVELY YELLS AT HER TO "KNOCK IT OFF!" IDK WHATS HAPPENING BUT THERES BLOOD RAIN AND ALLURA IS SIMULTANEOUSLY PILOTING A LION WHILE CRYING LIKE A LIL BITCH AND I CAN'T WITH THIS WTF 80'S VOLTRON

lasdjkfa;sldkfj what??????? holy shit i need to see this,,,,,

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“When you love someone you give them everything, but then they turn out to be a dick, and everything gets chucked back in your face. Then you’re insecure, paranoid, and jealous, and you’re obsessed over that person. It’s one massive head game because you’re like, “Who am I now?” You feel like this shriveled-up Gollum-like creature. And then you hate yourself because you’re trying so hard and it’s just not working. That’s what my album’s about.”

anonymous asked:

Honestly, reading of your night was such a wild ride, I'd wish it wouldn't happen to you again, but I had too much fun reading your posts XD

tbh last night was such a rollercaoster

i ate raw frozen broccoli on my knees in front of the fridge like gollum while blasting nickelback, rolled around on my floor while incoherently mumbling the lyrics to we didn’t start the fire, curled my hair, and planned out an entire novel 

all between 3-5am