like a dumbass

anonymous asked:

You're one of my favorite fic writers for super girl, so I was delighted to know that you're also a Horizon and Aloy fan! Would you consider doing a character piece about Aloy?

that’s sweet!! everyone being so nice today, my heart can’t take it.
see i have one but i wasn’t sure if there was anyone who’d read it and didn’t wanna look like a dumbass posting a fic for no fandom

Guess who has to try to find time for the Ceremony of Anpu? This guy.

I’ve got graduation, a bonfire with the family, and getting ready for tomorrow.

I did however already rearrange the shrine? But i have zero time for offerings so I’ll probably offer him some s'mores during the fire and pray/meditate later.

On another good note, I finally got the money to order the egyptian tarot (this is my third deck bc I kept giving it away like a dumbass) This deck will be Anup’s deck. He tends to like when he has a seperate one.

Legends say that if Gray Fullbuster says the word iced, shell, or death in the same sentence Natsu Dragneel will appear and proceed to beat him up

this kid in my class said today that all languages stem from latin… and that latin was the first language of humans… i just said hmmm u sure honey??? chinese then??? korean??? russian??? thai??? urdu??? hindi?? arabic?? all stem from latin??? mhm ok mr. i only speak english and failed spanish

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1/ of my favourite Joe Sugg vlogs

ppl rly lost their shit over my andreil hc so here is neil w twitter

  • when allison, dan, and renee first makes neil a twitter he ? doesnt get ? it?
  • “why would i put stuff abt my life on the internet for strangers to read”
  • “ur friends can see it too neil”
  • “im w u guys all the time tho”
  • they ask what he wants his bio to say and he says idk smthg about exy
  • they make his bio “something about exy”
  • neil can’t figure out how to change it for a week and no one will help him
  • but allison follows a bunch of exy players for him and one day he goes on there when he’s bored in class
  • and bc he’s Neil Josten Human Trashcan he starts replying to ppl
  • like this girl might be court but she clearly does not know what she’s talking abt i better tell her
  • he already has a reputation and this just makes it worse
  • kevin puts him on google alert and reads the articles about his twitter fights every day w his daily vodka shot mug
  • “neil u cant just insult pro exy players”
  • so by the time neil makes his “Andrew is my boyfriend.” tweet he has tons of followers
    • a lot of them dont even like exy they are just here for the daily shade
  • the next day, this former Raven who’s now Court tweets about how exy should be a family sport and how the players needs to return to traditional values
  • neil doesnt follow this idiot but so many ppl @ him that he notices anyway
    • (allison has to give him a lesson on what subtweeting is)
  • and man neil josten is not abt to just leave this alone
  • pls
  • “idk i don’t like to take advice from strikers who havent managed to score in their last three games :/”
    • (neil is an emoticon purist he makes own from characters on the keyboard psh who needs emojis)
  • andrew hates it
  • he cant spend five minutes w neil w/out him replying to 40 ppl’s tweets
  • one day they’re on the roof and he. just. takes neil’s phone
  • and throws it off 
  • neil is so Offended
  • “andrew what r my enemies gonna think when i cant reply until i get a new phone tmrw?”
    • “r u trying to make me look weak andrew”
  • he literally leaves the roof
  • andrew takes six deep breaths and downloads twitter so neil can use his phone
  • dan and matt start printing out neil’s most epic clapbacks and taping them around the lounge
  • one of neil’s arguments is trending at least once a week

scorbus or drastoria for @flurishandblotts

“A lifetime of troubles, but how could I not love you?”

Unnecessary Headcanon Time!

  • Sportacus sewed this for Stephanie himself
  • He went to as store
  • He bought the fabric and the materials
  • He sat in his airship
  • And made it himself
  • For Stephanie
  • And if that isn’t Pure and Good™
  • I dunno what is.
  • IMAGINE
STOP

@ing idols with sexual things or swear words. I’m not saying stop saying it completely but at least, AT LEAST, stop saying it in reply to their posts on twitter or comments on Instagram, YouTube or Facebook. Don’t call them ‘daddy’, don’t say things like “OMG YOU FUCKING DUMBASS I LOVE U”, “IM WET.”, “SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR DOWN MY THROAT IT REPLACES MY SPINE” It’s disgusting and shows that you don’t have basic self control. They don’t like it, the normal-able-to-control ourself fans don’t like it and the staff and company Don’t. Like. It. You wanna privately fangirl or perv hell go for it, I won’t judge what you wanna say or do as long as you do it PRIVATELY. It’s gross and pretty much equal to online cat calling. As we’ve already seen with MONSTA X it will spill into real life situations so learn to fucking control yourselves and treat these people that you supposedly care about with some human decency.