like a dumbass

anonymous asked:

"do you feel better deborah" Yea I do. Wish I could wup your ass you stank ass hoe. Think you're tough shit. Pfft yea right. Snap you like a twig. Dumbass

😂 deborah’s on anon tho. try it

ppl rly lost their shit over my andreil hc so here is neil w twitter

  • when allison, dan, and renee first makes neil a twitter he ? doesnt get ? it?
  • “why would i put stuff abt my life on the internet for strangers to read”
  • “ur friends can see it too neil”
  • “im w u guys all the time tho”
  • they ask what he wants his bio to say and he says idk smthg about exy
  • they make his bio “something about exy”
  • neil can’t figure out how to change it for a week and no one will help him
  • but allison follows a bunch of exy players for him and one day he goes on there when he’s bored in class
  • and bc he’s Neil Josten Human Trashcan he starts replying to ppl
  • like this girl might be court but she clearly does not know what she’s talking abt i better tell her
  • he already has a reputation and this just makes it worse
  • kevin puts him on google alert and reads the articles about his twitter fights every day w his daily vodka shot mug
  • “neil u cant just insult pro exy players”
  • so by the time neil makes his “Andrew is my boyfriend.” tweet he has tons of followers
    • a lot of them dont even like exy they are just here for the daily shade
  • the next day, this former Raven who’s now Court tweets about how exy should be a family sport and how the players needs to return to traditional values
  • neil doesnt follow this idiot but so many ppl @ him that he notices anyway
    • (allison has to give him a lesson on what subtweeting is)
  • and man neil josten is not abt to just leave this alone
  • pls
  • “idk i don’t like to take advice from strikers who havent managed to score in their last three games :/”
    • (neil is an emoticon purist he makes own from characters on the keyboard psh who needs emojis)
  • andrew hates it
  • he cant spend five minutes w neil w/out him replying to 40 ppl’s tweets
  • one day they’re on the roof and he. just. takes neil’s phone
  • and throws it off 
  • neil is so Offended
  • “andrew what r my enemies gonna think when i cant reply until i get a new phone tmrw?”
    • “r u trying to make me look weak andrew”
  • he literally leaves the roof
  • andrew takes six deep breaths and downloads twitter so neil can use his phone
  • dan and matt start printing out neil’s most epic clapbacks and taping them around the lounge
  • one of neil’s arguments is trending at least once a week

i love the fact that bc celebrities are adamant abt protesting donald tr*mp’s presidency & openly talking abt how they don’t like him to their large platforms/fan bases it has created this dumbass fucking reaction where his supporters are like “celebrities! musicians! stay in ur lane and stop acting like you know anything about politics!!! i love you as an artist but stick to what you know!!!” like ? y'all know donald tr*mp was just a celebrity before this shit right? no real political experience. and also? u all are out here yelling your political opinions that nobody asked for and acting like you know what you’re talking about even though you let a literal super villain into the highest position of power in the united states so it sounds to me like the pot calling the kettle black you vomit inducing cheeto supporting fucks

Unnecessary Headcanon Time!

  • Sportacus sewed this for Stephanie himself
  • He went to as store
  • He bought the fabric and the materials
  • He sat in his airship
  • And made it himself
  • For Stephanie
  • And if that isn’t Pure and Good™
  • I dunno what is.
  • IMAGINE
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#personal space? #i don’t know her. #married 

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the calendar // panic! at the disco

Can we just appreciate Connor’s new superstar cred please? It just seems like no one knows that…..

  • Its 1776, and he is famous throughout the world! 
  • Powers involved within the war was France, England, Spain, and The Dutch Republic
  • These countries have an Assassin Brotherhood each…
  • It was so hardcore that French Assassin Charles Dorian rubbed it in Shay Cormac’s face as he was bleeding out… .
  • He could have said anything else, begged for mercy or whatever..
  • But nah he was like “Lol get rekt bruh, my boy Connor is bring back that fire”
  • *Shay gets visibly butthurt*
  • Bruh, and the American Revolution ain’t even over yet.
  • Years later,in 1791, Master Assassin Pierre Bellec put Connor’s cred along side that of legendary Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore da Firenze …
  • You don’t get shelved up next these legends by being some normie
  • “The first time that the Order has built itself back up from nothing to power? No. Masyaf, Monteriggioni, the American Colonies… it’s all happened before, and we’ve risen anew, stronger than ever. “
  • my boy!
  • Lets add to the fact that Achilles said in his letter after his death, that his actions given him hope for a better future. Now realize how such an impact that Connor’s work created, from the list above….makes his words even more deeper huh?
  • If one person can accomplish so much in so little time, and reignite faith of a once broken person, imagine the possibilities of the next day