Valentine Day Instruction Manual (aka V-Day Drabble)
Because APPARENTLY These two rom com losers can’t get together without an instruction manual, I have made one for Wade to use. (P,S I may have been slightly tispy and bitter about being single on Valentines so cursing will be greatly used) No Spiderdorks allowed to see this book, very secret.
Step One: Buy Chocolate. This is either for the person you like, or for if this all goes horribly wrong and you need comfort food later.
Step Two: Check to see if you won’t look like an ass when you tell the person you like them. Do they already have someone? Do you have broccoli in your mouth? (ARE YOU KEEPING SOMETHING FROM THEM THAT THEY SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE AVENGER WADE WILSON I AM LOOKING AT YOU) Make sure all things are good to go before you ask.
Step Three: Just fucking ask you ass. You will get no where sitting on your tush, besides, I bet Captain America would have the balls to ask his crush on a date. Come on, go ahead. AND STOP ASKING BOBBLE HEADS.
Love, (With exasperation and fondness)
Your Fan Fic writer (who’s been really busy working at Disneyland to write more than this in Months)
Submitted by captainstevebarnes. An excellent and useful guide.
Wade might’ve got a few of the steps mixed up.