The Fresno Nightcrawler, also known as the Fresno Alien, has been spotted in both Fresno and Yosemite. It is a short creature of about 4 feet, extremely thin, and has no arms. It has also been seen wearing a white cloak.
Certain Native Americans in the surrounding area claim the Nightcrawlers have existed on Earth for a considerable amount of time and come from a planet consisting majorly of swampland. Their long legs are thought to help them maneuver through the boggy terrain.
I have to apologize I had high hope for the quality of this but for this to all be done in like 3 and a half hrs. I cant even complain. I really love the idea of Lance in girly clothes and Pidge a okay with that 100%
I’ve been thinking a lot about how weird it was for Chevrolet to challenge Liam for the ice bucket challenge when they were never together outside of XF as far as we know. It just seems very random, especially considering the fact that it was smack dab in the middle of Sophiam. Let’s pretend that their relationship wasn’t full of holes and a hilarious lack of affection from either party (see: Liam’s one charity benefit thing where Sophia looked 100% done lmao). Considering the fact that Liam and Sophia didn’t split publicly for another 10 months, I am gonna assume that Liam wasn’t going around attempting to seduce other women by winking at them (😑). So, the fact that Chevrolet randomly picked 1/5 of a ridiculously famous band to nominate, and then stumbled into a relationship with the same guy 1.5 years later is suspicious. To me, there are 3 ways to view this situation:
1) Chevrolet and Liam had sparks flying from their first meeting (for real, literally kill me), and that awkward pubescent boy stuck in her mind for 6 years until she finally decided to try and get his attention by having him pour water all over himself in the name of charity. Even if we avoid the fact that they were both publicly in relationships at this time, it’s still super creepy. Keep in mind this was in August 2014 and at this point, Chevrolet was 31, and Liam was 20. Let that sink in, and then come back and tell me how she “waited” for him to reach an acceptable age before pursuing him. This is the official narrative, and it’s just plain nasty.
2) Chevrolet read the writing on the wall in regards to her limited pathway to future success following the release of her 4th album, and decided that a deal with her old pal Simon was her best bet to remain in the spotlight. At this point in time, she had been married to her new husband for less than 2 months, and most likely realized that she wasn’t going to be able to revamp her image with him in the picture. Enter Liam: a young, attractive superstar with massive potential, currently bound to Simon and his label. A match made in hell. Now, I know what you’re going to say. “Wow, you tinhat, you really think that they planned this child 1.5 years in advance, let them live blah blah blah”. Well, actually yeah I do. This is only months before Zayn’s unexpected exit, which tells me that some serious issues were occuring behind the scenes. (And for my Ziam shippers, there’s nothing like being told your significant other has to pose as a father in the future to add to your mental health issues. Seriously, fuck 1DHQ). Oh, and remember the babydoll thrown on stage in Helsinki that Louis AND Liam assured us was fake?? Guess when that happened? July 2015, which, yes, was well before the Chiam rumors hit the press. 1D and their mangament were in a full blown war at this point. Liam was watching Louis suffer through his babygate while staring his own impending doom in the face. I would also be hollering about the fakeness of that baby if I knew what was coming.
Disclaimer: Could I be reaching? Definitely, but considering the fact that we know nothing about the boys’ contracts, and we don’t know how far in advance they plan their stunts, this isn’t too big of a stretch. For Simon, it’s a win-win: you get to screw over a successful musician, who isn’t too fond of you, one last time while boosting the career of a woman signed to your label. No losses, and everything to gain.
3) If the other options don’t sound right to you, feel free to think it was a complete coincidence. (I just always go by the rule that nothing about this band is a coincidence.)
In conclusion, this is a messed up situation regardless of how you spin it. Chevrolet is either a pedophile or an entertainer desperate to revive her crumbling career. Either way, I am disgusted with her, and I am so ready for this to end. Liam deserves better.