saru: you know, um, can i ask a personal question
michael: yeah whats up
saru: what do you know about the new chief of security.. tyler right?
michael: well he spent 7 months on a—
saru: no i know, what’s his personality like
michael: uh why
saru: well i was thinking… about maybe… mmmmmmmmaybeaskinghimoutidontknowthough
michael: YOU… LIKE… ASH… TYLER
saru: no i—
michael: yes. yes you do. go for it he’s so sweet.
saru: i . i think i will
3 days later
michael waking up in the middle of the night: SHIT I LIKE HIM
tilly, startled: WHO???
michael: uh no one nvm
tilly: is it…………. Ash Tyler…….
michael: NO…. maybe
tilly: omg i know he’s so dreamy right!!
[spongebob narrator voice] the next day
ash tyler wakes up. he eats breakfast with an arm around saru and the other around michael. he’s listening to tilly talk with a smile on his face. he is so loved. he i s so happy please let ash tyler be happ,y,