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Being A Ravenclaw Would Include...

Slytherin | Hufflepuff | Gryffindor

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  • Getting extremely excited when people start to talk about space
  • “DiD yOu SaY sPaCe?!” 
  • Having the best ever conversations with other Ravenclaws at 3am 
  • Getting frustrated at the eagle knocker when you cant figure out the riddle.
  • “Why is a raven like a writing desk”
  • “I don’t know! Can’t you just let me in it’s been like an hour!”
  • Listening to 90′s muggle music in the common room
  • Decorating the common room with art and poems etc that house mates have made 
  • the common room being so beautifully original and obscure that everyone just smiles when they enter it 
  • Having play readings in the common room where someone chooses and play and you all just sit and read for different characters
  • secret drinking games on Saturday nights 
  • Laughing whenever someone mentions how ravenclaw are the “goodie two shoes” of all the houses because you haven’t handed homework in for at least a month
  • Being able to get away with a lot and using that to your advantage
  • Going up to the tower after a long night and finding a group of first years who can’t get into the common room
  • “Don’t even tell me the fucking riddle, I have been in the library for four hours and I am so fucking tired so just open the fucking door” 
  • *Door slowly sings open the eagle knocker staying silent*
  • Being the second loudest table after Gryffindor
  • Not even caring about house points
  • Karaoke in the common room 
  • Watching old disney movies in the common room while pure-bloods gather round in awe at how cute Bambi is 
  • Using pens because if you are going to experience running out of goddamned quill ink again you are going to scream
  • Ravenclaw PRIDE

Umi Sonoda: *hears someone insulting Honoka or Kotori*

Umi Sonoda: What the fuck did you just fucking say about my wife, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the physical education, and I’ve been involved in numerous nationwide tournaments on archery, and I have over 300 confirmed perfect shots. I am deadly trained in accuracy and I’m the top archer in the Japan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit in front of me in the hallway? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my idol homegirls from the club room and your school ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my family’s traditional Japanese weaponry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

14 Days of Olicity

Day 11 – The website

Originally posted by smoakgifs

“Oliver?”

“Hm?”

“Why is the nursery still not set up?”

“Hm?”

“Why is the nursery still not set up?”

“…”

“Oliver!”

“Sorry. What did you just say?”

“I said… Wait, what are you doing with my tablet? O my god, you destroyed it, right? You destroyed it and now you are trying to fix it which of course you can’t do, so you’re just destroying it even more and now my baby is useless and- O my god, I feel like I am having a panic attack. Am I-?”

“Felicity, I didn’t destroy your tablet.”

Keep reading

Every day, I walk past you in the street, head bowed, no eye contact, just keep moving, keep moving, keep moving and breathe, but today is different.

Today, I want to stop you in your tracks and grab your shirt and scream into your face, “I miss you! I miss you I miss you I miss you and I still bloody love you and can’t you see that I’m like a stuck record, stuck on you, can’t you see what you’ve done to me? Can’t you take one moment to smile or text me or say you’re bloody sorry for doing what you did? Can’t you do anything?”

Because maybe, just maybe, you’ll start to understand what I’m feeling. If I let out my feelings, maybe you’ll realise, maybe you’ll come back.

But I don’t. I keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.

Only this time I don’t breathe at the end.

—  j.f // excerpts of stories I will never write #15

anonymous asked:

That's fair, but I feel like jk would like to be called daddy but he couldn't be, even if he immediately added several years to his lifespan bought a house and went thu a midlife crisis. Like nice try middle aged jungkook u aint foolin anyone, you aint daddy.

UM I’VE NEVER READ SOMETHING MORE TRUE. LIKE HIS PRIDE IS SO HIGH UP HE’S LIKE “CALL ME DADDY” IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX AND YOU JUST SNORT SO LOUD AND YOU’RE LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU FUCKING CHILD AND LAUGH UNTIL YOU DIE

anonymous asked:

Do a bunch of 13 year-olds follow you or something? Like, damn, your tagging system is actually highly convenient. I wanted to know what your thoughts on Jane Eyre were, so you know what I did? Searched your Jane Eyre tagged shit. Man, if they think you're being rude when you created a system that's actually easily navigable than they'd hate me cause after a while I'd just ignore their asses. Sorry you have to deal with this bullshit. Hope you have a great day!

Honestly dude, I do not know. Complaining about the way someone runs their blog is like the Tumblr equivalent of saying “Don’t tip a waiter because it’s their job.” Anyway, thanks for proving that the system does work and I’m not crazy. I hope you have an awesome day/week!

Wow. All those salty antis out there pissed off that Lydia said “Stiles saved me”… Like???? Was your head so far up your ass that you neglected to hear her say “They saved me” before she even mentioned Stiles.
Plus, Stiles did most of the work. He planned, begged, risked his life more than anyone. Give him the credit he has missed out on every other time he has risked everything to saved Lydia. AND ALSO, just be fucking glad Lydia is alive and well you twats.

Not going to lie, that was a real punk move Jackson…come on, did you at least personally give it her, I mean looked at her face and in her eyes and be like here you go bc I doubt….geez man, at least try counseling…:(

Edited: so I turned on cc and I guess April says they have been going to counseling in those 6 weeks…which leads me to wonder WTH, just like April….

So we all love this scene right?. It’s just swoon .
But I’m surprised that we haven’t talked much about the moment right before this. Kylo holds out his hand and stops Rey in her tracks, with one hand pulled behind her back, and the other held in front , much like we see after he picks her up. It bugged me the few times that I went to see the movie, and just looked so unnatural and not aesthetically pleasing at all. So why?
Basically it made it perfect for Kylo Ren to pick her up and carry her away comfortably like this. If I remember correctly, Kylo determines that she has the map after he stops her (I don’t have the novelization, so I can’t be sure). So why stop her in that awkward position? Did he intend to carry her off anyway? I think so.
You might say that it was just so that Adam could more easily pick up Daisy when this part rolled around, but with the cuts in the shot and the screen panning around as shown here, it would have easily disguised Daisy moving into this position and into Adam’s arms so smoothly. Also, Kylo could have just moved her around with the Force just before this shot to pick her up more easily.
Idunno. Food for thought.

anonymous asked:

Hello, Shady! Just want to say, firstly, that it has been a true joy to stumble upon your Tumblr, and earning an even greater insight into so many OUAT discussions I did and did not know were going on! Secondly (and most importantly, in my opinion), it has been an even greater joy to see the profound amount of care for your readers you effortlessly exude throughout every post made. With this world sadly becoming increasingly cynical and detached, it absolutely NEEDS more people like you! :)

Now for my actual ‘Ask.’ LoL It’s something which actually occurred to me earlier today. Seeing as there’s current speculation over the upcoming “Sisters” episode, that Lana referred to Emma and Regina as such (alongside “best friends,” which I do agree with you that simply leaving it at that would have sufficed), and Zelena’s own sexuality may/may not be brought up, do you believe that it will actually be Zelena of all people to point out Regina’s true feelings for Emma/vice versa? 

Obviously she would still do it ‘Zelena-style’ by trolling the crap out of Regina while commenting about it, but would still speak truth and volumes as a result. :p And Lord knows Zelena literally spent however long peering into Regina’s life. (And possibly even the more private ones - Emotional, not physical, I hope! LoL) She even told her so back in S3: “I saw it ALL!” 

So, couple all of that with her definitely observing her (and, as a result, her relationship with both Robin and Emma), I’m sure that she’s noticed by now the true nature of Regina’s relationship with Emma. :) Anyway, sorry this was so long, but I just wanted to ‘hear’ your thoughts (and anyone else’s) about this! Thanks, and one more thing? Never change! ;)

Oh my God, Anon, I think the literal words in my mind when I saw your Asks roll in was “the gift that keeps on giving”… :) Thank you so much for your very kind words. As I’m wondering about career switches, messages like yours make me feel like the directions I want to take are the ones I should take - even if that’s still very much an abstract. So just so you know it means a lot.

As for your Ask, I’m not sure if you’ve read our meta, but essentially we think the real Zelena is in fact Regina’s psychiatrist and you’ve described the dynamic perfectly. She brings her to truths… on the show she’s a villain, but in real life half of her scenes are either projections of Regina’s real feelings. When she’s childish it’s Regina working through things. It’s why she’s so all over the place. She seems mature and dropping truth bombs one moment, to then be childish and mental the next. They’re using her as a metaphor for the process of therapy and at the same time she is also herself and a villain in the fairy tale. It’s very funny when you watch their first conversation, it really does feel like an intake. 

We’re also pretty convinced babies Neal and Pistachio are ‘Growing truths’ and not actual babies, but we still have to write it all out properly. I LOVED your ask, because even if you don’t buy our meta, then that dynamic remains. you point how she peered into Regina’s life - which is what a therapist does. In the end she often is the one to troll Regina to the truth, so I absolutely expect Zelena to be a key player in Regina uncovering her feelings. After all, they pretty much told us she’d back “over the rainbow”. What else would that be about?

So if Regina and Zelena aren’t actually sisters, but rather Zelena is a projection of Regina, then in the “Sisters” episode both stories will be about Regina. The line “Twelve-year-old Zelena meanwhile is coming to terms with the magical ability her father despises so much.” from the press release stood out… So we’ll see, but yes, I think she’s going to be a key player. 

mushiewrites asked:

So, I am an aspiring writer and was curious how you came to become a writer yourself. I enjoy your content a lot and would like to begin writing fiction, perhaps even a novel. What tips would you give to a newbie?

I actually don’t know what prompted me to start writing. I know it was a while ago (probably third/fourth grade) so it was likely reading Harry Potter that got me to start writing.

As for tips, I’ll try my best:
1. Don’t stop writing - when I’m writing I get discouraged (a lot). It’s hard to get things perfect, but you work at it and make it almost perfect (who knows if perfect is possible).
2. Just because one person says they don’t like it doesn’t mean they represent everyone - I like to use art for this example. I do not like Franz Marc’s works but someone did or he wouldn’t be an artist. My friend hates Stephen King and he’s one of the most famous authors of our time. That being said, don’t be afraid to have people read your work. They’ll probably inspire you to do what they say or do the opposite, but it is helpful.
3. You can have a million drafts and they’ll all suck - I can’t tell you how long an idea will sit in my head before I write it down. When I finally write it, usually I’ll think, “what the hell is that?”. Other times I look at thing I wrote a while back and think “dear God why?”. Just remember that you’re growing and so is your work. You’re your toughest critic. Remember that and use it as a strength.
4. Take breaks - staring at something that isn’t working will not make it work. Take a break and write something else, do something else and come back to it. When I’m stuck I look up photos related to a scene and try to get inspiration that way. For instance if it’s in a hospital room, I’ll look up hospitals to see if it sparks something. If it doesn’t, I move on. If something’s meant to be, it’ll be.

Not sure if those are helpful, or if you wanted something more in depth, but you can let me know if there’s something else you wanted help with. These are some things I wish someone had told me way back (and have to remind myself of).

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hide, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I spend half of my day thinking about Hide, and I’ve been involved in numerous crying sessions about Hide exclusively, and I have over 300 confirmed drawings of Hide. I am trained in mourning and I’m a top blogger for crying about him. You are nothing to me but just another liar claiming he’s dead. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desperate people across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can confirm he is alive in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I not even remotely trained in unarmed combat, but I can recall countless reasons why he is plot integral by memory alone and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Every time I listen to “Only” I can’t help but think, like, who did Drake think he was, releasing the thirstiest verse of all time? Like stranded-in-the-middle-of-the-desert-after-eating-salt-and-vinegar-chips thirsty. But the last thing he says, “Nicki if you ever trynna fuck, just give me the heads up so I can plan for it” reminds me that Drake is no different than you and I. That line obviously means he gotta shoot off that first evil nut that has you lookin’ dumb before he get serious. Don’t mess with that nut because you pull out every twelve seconds and she get bored and turn on some E! True Hollywood Story while you still pipin’ and you hittin’ it from the back while she watchin’ TV, bored like shit and she feel somethin’ wet on her back so she think you done but they just ya tears though.

anonymous asked:

hi~ if you don't mind me asking...how did you get your name out on twitter? I saw a question like this on kappa's tumblr so I just wanted to hear your experience ^^

Kappa’s answer is pretty much the same thing I’d say, you just stay active when the fandom is active, especially for teaser/promo times, and want socialize with other people too~ 

To be honest, I will warn that you shouldn’t get too caught up about numbers…many people tend to feel discouraged and stressed when they don’t get the number of likes/followers they want because they are comparing themselves to someone else. I know it’s really hard to ignore the numbers when they’re prominently displayed  (PSA: that’s the ploy all social media sites use to keep their users active) but I would really encourage you to think about it a bit differently. 

As for my personal experience, I just started sharing and wanting to get to know others (mostly artists) with similar interests, and over the months of publicly sharing with each other we’ve gotten really close and somehow attracted an audience together. The fandom was growing a lot too which also contributed to the increased audience. I’m realllly super appreciative of the people who follow me and support my art, but it was those initial friendships I made at the start that I cherish the most, and I wouldn’t have made those relationships if I was only concerned with ‘getting my name out.’ 

I wont lie, though, there was a point where I was concerned about that too. But it didn’t take long to realize how unhealthy it was getting upset over numbers. NUMBERS. Realize that numbers on social media are primarily indicators of activity and connections, and not necessarily quality. Those numbers don’t define what kind of a person you are. It does take some self control to want to change that mindset, but it was needed. Ironically, it was after I let that go of that way of thinking that my accounts started growing significantly.

Actually, it’s not ironic. People can tell when others do things with pure intentions/passion, or are just seeking attention. And generally, people don’t like to make friends with attention seekers. People like seeing others be excited and happy about what they do, (because positivity is so important!!)

And also remember, the grass is always greener on the other side. 

anonymous asked:

I know Tywin always considered Jaime his rightful heir, even after he took his kingsguard vowes. But how would that work in practice? Did Tywin think as soon as he'd die the king (Tommen, in that case) would just "release" Jaime from the kingsguard? Because to me it seems clear that Cersei wouldn't let that happen. What do you think about it?

Thanks for the question, Anon.

Tywin says how he’d do it toward the end of A Storm of Swords:

“I can,” he interrupted. “And I will. There’s precedent. I’ll look in the White Book and find it, if you like. Crippled or whole, a knight of the Kingsguard serves for life.”

“Cersei ended that when she replaced Ser Barristan on grounds of age. A suitable gift to the Faith will persuade the High Septon to release you from your vows. Your sister was foolish to dismiss Selmy, admittedly, but now that she has opened the gates—”

“You do.” Lord Tywin rose as well. “A duty to House Lannister. You are the heir to Casterly Rock. That is where you should be. Tommen should accompany you, as your ward and squire. The Rock is where he’ll learn to be a Lannister, and I want him away from his mother. I mean to find a new husband for Cersei. Oberyn Martell perhaps, once I convince Lord Tyrell that the match does not threaten Highgarden. And it is past time you were wed. The Tyrells are now insisting that Margaery be wed to Tommen, but if I were to offer you instead - ”

To understand Tywin it is important to understand his mindset. Jaime as the heir to the Rock is fact, not hope; Tywin acts from that fact rather than treating Jaime’s eventual inheritance as a goal he needs to work toward. Tywin will pay off the Faith and marry Jaime (so that there’s no question of him rejoining the Kingsguard later - Cersei established that a king could dismiss a Kingsguard before the lifetime service ended, but it has always been precedent that married men could not join), and all dissent will be silenced. Tywin does not care what Cersei personally wants from Jaime; indeed, he would be eager to get Jaime away and hopefully quiet those tongues whispering rumors of incest. He is the fearsome Lord Tywin, and men tremble at his words: his children will obey him.

The Queen Regent (NFriel)

everllarkingjoshifer asked:

So about that hate anon. Just wanted to say you're awesome for reacting the way you did. I for one love your page. Stupid people who have nothing better to do hide behind the mask of anonymity. Stay happy hun. We luv yah.

Oh no, I am perfectly fine, that kind of thing doesn’t really affect me, because what kind of person would hope we all commit mass suicide over a ship? Like can you imagine being that kind of person? I hope that “anon” ( let’s be real, we all know who it is) finds peace and happiness in their own life where they don’t feel compelled to send messages like that.

I liked my makeup etc today so here’s my face

People have started to compliment me like saying stuff like “those jeans look really nice on you” and my roomie just told me my legs are looking really lean :) so that makes me happy.

I just did legs at the gym post dinner and I am sooo shaky! Eek!

Now I get to eat yogurt with some kashi though… So yay! And drink some yummy tea.

Tomorrow i will probably take a rest day as I have to drive a long way. I’ll likely train Saturday (but do cardio) and then Monday get back in the gym. As I won’t have access to a gym until Monday. That’s okay though I will be really active this weekend. I have the next week off of classes because it’s reading week! So that’s really nice :)!

I need to write a literature review in the next 2 ½ weeks so I need to start reviewing literature this week. Maybe 2 articles a day. About 30 articles in total.

Ummmmm other then that I think nothing is really going on today. I need to get a bit of work done before bed. I hit my meal plan/macros basically perfectly today so that’s great!

I am feeling happy. I am blessed and I am really focusing on relationships and my character this week. I want to move away from focusing on material things (which is so hard when you are planning a wedding! Argh!

Happy nearly Friday :)

anonymous asked:

I think some girls don't want cishet men following them because they were harrassed/molested by a cishet man irl,and tbh I understand them. However I don't care who follows me,I don't follow back everyone anyway.

yeah , well im kinda a person that doesn’t believe in generalizing everyone based on experiences like that ‘cause I mean… If I did that, I wouldn’t have certain people in my life that literally, helped save my life and get me a home and stuff like that so… I mean… It puts an awful taste in my mouth when people generalize everyone. And…. they’re usually hypocritical about it too.

Like they’ll be all.. “yeah cishet men gross” but if you were to say “cishet women dont follow me” based on experience, people will yell at you. misogyny, and all that, no matter what the abuse was.

IMO it’s just as bad as “don’t follow me if you’re { insert race here } “

Okay, so does anyone remember my 2P Denmark? He kind of appeared a magic anon way back when. I did make a blog for him but I haven’t touched it and quite frankly don’t want to. Soo I was wondering should I keep him here on this blog like make him a part of it. I kind of wanted to make him Denny’s brother I dunno. Or not. No clue. Do you guys want him here or should he disappear?? Like this to let me know, if this doesn’t get much I won’t go for it and I’ll delete this. Cool cool. Oh he does have a story btw, just saying. Or you could send a message too I dunno I just wanna know what to do with him.