(Lance voice)

I’m running errands with Coran
(Runnin’) I’m running errands with Coran
(Runnin’) I’m running errands with Coran 
(Runnin’) With who?
With who?

I roll up to the pod while I’m rapping to the beat, 
I’m so hardcore that I take the front seat. 
I ride shotgun like a nice paladin, 
Yo, what up girl? 

Allura: Lance, where have you been? 

Thrusters on blast, 
lots of gas in the tank. 
Where we going first Coran? 

Coran: To a planet called Lih’zank!

At the bazaar, haggling prices was sweet. 
Coran before you go, 
don’t forget your receipt!

We back in the pod, 
travel by a solar flare

Coran: Next stop is finding pirates! 

Lance: Fighting?

Coran: Nope! Just looking for their lair. 

Coran hides the pod and he takes his time
‘Cuz he’s mad conscientious,
and makes sure we’re out of sight!

I’m runnin’ errands with Coran.
(Runnin’) I’m runnin’ errands with Coran.
(Runnin’) I’m runnin’ errands with Coran.
(Runnin’) With who?
With who?

İmâm Gazâlî Hazretleri, nasihatlerinden birinde buyurur ki:
“Evlâdım! Son de­re­ce dik­kat ede­ce­ğin bir husus var­sa, o da kim­lerle dü­şüp kalk­tı­ğın­dır. Şu­nu iyi bil ki, bir se­pet sağ­lam el­ma, için­de­ki bir çü­rük el­ma­yı sağ­la­ma çı­kar­ta­maz. Fa­kat bir çü­rük el­ma, hep­si­ni çü­rü­tebilir. Bu­nun için dâ­imâ sâ­lih­ler­le dü­şüp kalk!
Cancer Crew, Leafyishere & Pyrocynical Preference - Their significant other is childish.

Cancer Crew, Leafyishere & Pyrocynical Preference - Their significant other is childish.
A/N I put this at the top of the list bc I had hella ideas for it. Lih and pyro being in with CC isn’t a regular thing js.

•George would love it, he’d love to watch you colouring in especially.
•He found it adorable that you did stuff like colouring in or sleeping with stuffed animals because most of the times you were quite mature.
•He liked the way that you didn’t stick to conventional colours for things - you’d often blend the sky to be purple and green.
•Most of all, he loved it when you slept on him at night, a stuffed animal in one arm, him in the other.
•"Its alright Babygirl, daddy’s here"

•If it were anyone else, the childishness would have irritated him but for some reason, when you acted in that way, he found it endearing.
•Ian loved to take care of you and watch you grow as a person, he was your number 1 fan.
•He watched you sleep with your stuffed bear, he smiled to himself and cuddled up to you.
•"That’s Daddy’s girl" he whispered, holding you tightly.

•He was supportive in his own way.

•To everyone else, he was a cunt. To you, he was the sweetest person on the planet.
•"Your picture looks good babygirl.”
•"Are you comfortable?“
•"Do you want anything?”
•He ALWAYS made sure that you had what you needed.

•Your childishness with Calvin came in the form of you wanting to wear your clothes.
•"As many times as you ask, I will say no. “
•"Caaaalvin, pleaase let me wear your shirt.”
•Calvin always gave into you which often ended up with him missing clothes and you wearing clothes that were far too big for you.
•He would pretend to be annoyed with you but secretly he loved seeing you in his clothes.

•Niall often watched you sleep soundly next to him.
•He smiled softly at you, a soft animal clutched in your hands, and stroked your hair lightly.
•He though about how in love with you he was, he continued to play with your hair as he knew it helped you sleep.

A/N lmao hope this one is better. Idk why Ian is always so annoyed in all of my imagines lmao.

anonymous asked:

I think it is time for someone to ask something sweet since you're so cute! What's your favorite food or drink or candy? And what's your favorite animal?

Meatow hoagies, rootbeah floats, anyfin choclate, relley. Aussey’s uw hate mey boh I ravvoh like koalers annat.

Fohrruh land ov spih-ohs, fiahs an death, they shohr got emsewfs some cute lih-uw fuzzeys.

katyliz415  asked:

2 & 29!

2. What would you name your future kids?

-Girl: Linnea (Lih-NAY-uh), Sophia, Lily, Vivian

-Boy: Ben(jamin), Ivan, Nathan

29. Favourite film(s)

I’m about to sound like I’m still in college, but: My Cousin Vinny, The Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pride and Prejudice (the BBC miniseries), When Harry Met Sally, Disney’s Fantasia

I don’t think we take a single moment with each other for granted; because we don’t live in the same place, and we love hanging out. We hang out for 60 hours in the week and then we hang out on the weekends, and we text before bed. I feel like it might be one of the greatest love affairs I’ve ever had
—  Carrie Brownstein talking about her friendship with Fred Armisen

“This is actually more of a caution to regard the letter “i” and the compound “ie” with some respect in reading the published lexicons.  While the latter should always be as in the English “pie”, there are many words where spellings vary and the same sound might be represented by “i”, whether at the end of the word or in the middle, as in kalapi, alki, winapi, nika, and nesika.  19th Century English-speakers would not always use “ie” or “ai” when the “pie” sound was intended, and this can cause some confusion; nika and nesika should be pronounced naika and nesaika, although the immediate reaction one has upon seeing the other spelling is neeka and nesihka.  Nonetheless, a word like sikhs is to be pronounced like its alternate spelling seeks, and tillikum is always tih-lih-kum.  Kalapi is to be pronounced kalapai, and alki as alkai, but I’m really not sure about winapi, which I recall having heard as winapie (wih-napai) and certainly has been commonly spelled that way.  The word klahanie I have always heard pronounced “klahanee”, When pronunciations of words containing these vowels/combinations are known, I have made comment on that in the course of the definition.  Other than that, you’re on your own.”

@emperor-meinhoff one such thing that makes it difficult

Olidammara,  God of Thieves

Olidammara, The Laughing Rogue
Intermediate Deity
Symbol: Laughing mask
Home Plane: Ysgard
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Portfolio: Rogues, music, revelry, wine, humor, tricks
Worshipers: Rogues, bards, actors, vintners
Cleric Alignments: CE, CG, CN
Domains: Chaos, Luck, Trickery
Favored Weapon: Rapier

The deity of rogues, Olidammara (oh-lih-duh-mar-uh), most often appears as a brown-haired man of rakish appearance, olive skin, and merry eyes, but he often goes incognito. Olidammara delights in wine, women, and song. He is a vagabond, a prankster, and a master of disguise. His temples are few, but many people are willing to raise a glass in his honor.


Olidammara loves upsetting anyone who seems too attached to an ordered life and a predictable routine. He urges his followers to bend every effort toward mastering the art of music. He also teaches that life is meant to be happy and entertaining, and the best jokes need a target to hang them on. The tables can turn on any trickster, and Olidammara’s followers should accept the laugh and appreciate the trick when it happens to them. Wine, Olidammara says, is one of the joys of life, and the only thing better than making wine is drinking it. Avoid misery, temperance, and solemnity, for they are the greatest poisons to the soul.

Clergy and Temples

Olidammara’s religion is loosely organized, but his clerics are numerous. They usually work among urban folk or wander the countryside. Olidammara’s clerics often have a second occupation, such as minstrels, brewers, or jacks-of-all-trades. Thus, they can be found almost anywhere doing or wearing anything.

Temples dedicated solely to Olidammara are few. But as his followers say, there is a temple of Olidammara anywhere there is wine, song, and laughter, Most formal temples of Olidammara are hidden, because they usually double as hideouts for thieves. Many drinking establishments include at least small shrines to Olidammara.

From the Stat Block:

Rogue 20/Bard 10/Cleric 10
Medium-Size Outsider
Divine Rank: 15
Possessions: Olidammara carries Swiftstrike,a +5 rapier with the chaotic, keen, and speed special abilities.
Bluff +123

[Source: Deities & Demigods; Illustrations by unknown / M. Cavotta / David Griffith]

Creepypasta #755: We All Live

Length: Long

“We ah lih inna ‘lello submahine, a 'lello submahine, a 'lello submahine…”

Ben furrowed his brow, leaning closer to the windshield as if such actions would immediately cut a path through the sheets of rain coming down and splashing up. He couldn’t see a speed limit sign on or before the old bridge through the watery curtain, though it really didn’t matter; in a storm like this, and with a toddler in the backseat, he’d be a fool not to drive as slow as possible. He’d lived in the area long enough to know how treacherous such an old structure cold be in this weather.

Oh well, at least Cassie was entertaining herself.

“We ah lih-…Daddy! Daddy 'lello submahine daddy!”

Ben spared a glance towards the rearview, not surprised to see the child waving elatedly at something off to the side. “'Lello submahine people daddy! Hi submahine people!”

“That’s very nice sweetie, now daddy has to pay attention to the road okay?”

“'Kay daddy! Buhbye submahine people!”

Ben smiled. Anything yellow was a submarine to the kid; he’d caught her trying to flush a balled up fast food wrapper while singing the song once. As long as it kept her mind off the storm, he welcomed whatever piece of refuse had caught her attention.

She was still singing later that night, when he absentmindedly turned on the news. He headed to the kitchen to get Cassie a snack, when the toddler began shouting at the television.

“Daddy! Daddy the 'lello submahine on tv daddy!”

When he stepped back into the living room, the glass of milk fell from his hands, shattering on the hardwood at his feet.

His little baby girl looked back at him, excited and wide-eyed, as the announcer just beyond her pointed little finger recounted the tragic accident. The bridge they had been on just hours before. A taxi cab, new to the area, which had driven a touch too fast on the bridge, and ended up skidding off into the rising waters. Bodies with broken fingers from pounding on glass that refused to break, held down by damaged belts and doors too warped to open against the tide.

A vacation photo, sent by text moments before the accident, of a happy family, two elementary kids and a baby.

And in the background of the photo, trailing behind in the rain, Ben’s car.

Credits to: GotMyQuillWeaveDid


Troye Sivan has ‘unveiled’ the official tracklisting of the various versions of Blue Neighbourhood, his debut album, that will be accessible on December 4.


So basically if you buy the standard edition you get ten songs. Inside that ten, you’ll hear the voices of not only Troye, but BROODS in their already revealed ‘number’, plus new vocal collaborations with Betty Who on a song called Heaven and the wonderful Allday on the album’s only non-caps-lock song, for him.

  1. WILD
  2. FOOLS
  3. EASE (ft. Broods)
  5. COOL
  6. HEAVEN (ft. Betty Who)
  7. YOUTH
  9. for him. (ft. Allday)

Then if you get the Deluxe version, that’s where things get extra exciting.

Principle collaborator Alex Hope will sing for her first time ever, on a song called BLUE. That is sure to be seriously fucking special. There’ll also be a remix of WILD to finish the record by XXYYXX.

  1. WILD
  2. BITE
  3. FOOLS
  4. EASE (ft. Broods)
  6. DKLA (ft. Tkay Maidza)
  8. COOL
  9. HEAVEN (ft. Betty Who)
  10. YOUTH
  11. LOST BOY
  12. for him. (ft. Allday)
  14. TOO GOOD
  15. BLUE (ft. Alex Hope)
  16. WILD (XXYYXX Remix)

What a time to be alive. Blue Neighbourhood is available for pre-order right now.


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