lightyears

on the one hand i want lance and shiro to have a nice heart to heart talk with lance telling shiro about how much he looks up to him and how much he wishes shiro would take him more seriously as a paladin and as a member of team voltron

but on the other i just want lance to be like

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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

Andy gives his toys away: IRL

This is Jessie! She loves critters…but none more than her best pal, Bullseye! 

This…is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR!

The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You’ve got to keep ‘em together cause they’re madly in love! 

Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. 

And Hamm…he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: EVIL DR. PORK CHOP! 

These little dudes are from a strange alien world: PIZZA PLANET! 

And this…is Buzz Lightyear: the coolest toy EVER! He’s sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!

Now you’ve got to promise to take good care of these guys. They…mean…a lot to me.

What’s he doing in there?

Now Woody…he’s been my pal for…as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind and smart. But the thing that makes woody special…is he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. 

So long…

Partner.