Lol we are all so worried about Lightning but in reality it’s gonna be like
Lightning: *crashes* “….AW GREAT. THAT’S JUST GREAT”
Or: *crashes* *sirens and Owen Wilson noises*
Or: *McCrash* /cuts to Luigi and Guido using their Anime Sad Eyes™ to cry/
But probably: *crash* Lightning: “…..aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW”
We all saw how in that new clip of Lightning flipping and rolling across the track, how his head/eyes literally smashed and dug into the concrete ground, right?
HIS FREAKING EYES
Not to mention they were closed the whole time!
WHAT IF HE’S TEMPORARILY BLIND.
HE’S GOING TO BE MORE THAN SORE. MORE THAN IN PAIN.
He’s going to be in blazing agony hell.
If he’s passed out, he’s lucky, because he’d be screaming bloody murder.
And everything on his body is just being torn from him…you can see his pipes (the ones that yellow/fire light sparks through whenever he revs his engine), is sticking out and more visible. Because everything around it is GONE. And his paint, too. It’s all a mess. His body is being ripped apart and taken away like a puzzle piece. The back of his body is being ripped too (sponser/tail).
Okay, now here’s a big one I wanted to put out today. I wrote this immediately after the first Cars 3 teaser trailer came out, and it’s kind of a speculative thing for a certain part of that certain trailer…
McQueen doesn’t die. The movie won’t be about his friends morning! Lightning will survive the crash, like we’ve seen a lot of cars do, but he’ll sustain a physical and/or mental disability, forcing him to think he’s a bother, but will soo realize that it isn’t the KaChow on the outside, but the KaChow on the inside
on our lil love hotel journey together we have seen a donkey kong motel, a bed overseen by pooh on a swing, a literal toilet in the middle of the room, lightning mcqueen crashing thru the side of a lovers elope, secret blacklight donald duck and mickeys in the walls. but nothing..nothing could prepare me for the discovery i made last night. like a voyager lost in the harsh unforgiving desert i traveled meaninglessly thru the sandy abyss. and my eyes set forth on the mysterious, yet enchanting, mirage paradise before me
I really want to see Cas’ wings in season 12. Not the shadows. Not burnt into the ground (don’t even think it) but his real deal wings and maybe they’re not so plush anymore and they’re broken, but they’ll be glorious all the same.
And then maybe Dean will see them. He’ll be speechless at first, in awe, after the lightning and crash of thunder.
Cas will probably look down at his feet, embarrassed by the shape they’re in. Dean will come over to him, and gently stroke some of the feathers, while he has this youthful grin on his face and he’ll be all,
“Wow, Cas. Your wings… they’re–”
“I was gonna say, ‘beautiful’.”
And then Cas will slowly look up at Dean with that cute half smile and and and