lightning legs

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me, it’s 4 am, i am standing in your bedroom playing Catz™ on my gameboy advance sp. i am wearing Lightning McQueen leggings and a purple hoodie. I am wearing a fanny pack. you nervously ask me what is in my fanny pack after being startled awake by the poor quality sound of cats meowing from my game. i open the fanny pack. cat food pours out. your cat is at my feet eating it. except you dont have a cat. the cat meows. the sound is the same poor quality meow sound that my gameboy is making. you blink. i am gone. the cat is gone. cat food and a nintendo game cartridge lays on your floor. you turn on the light and pick up the cartridge. it is Catz™.

person: you like the 80s, huh?
me, wearing a Jem and the Holograms shirt, lightning bolt earrings and leg warmers while playing a keytar: y do you ask

transits

when you feel that for a day or two at a time, you just feel introspective and nostalgic, or there are some points in your life where you feel random bursts of productivity, objectivity, affection, and energy, where could this come from? 

transiting planets

transiting sun: the wheel of fortune to your ego being spun to bring focus to wherever it lands.

transiting moon: a unique hormonal cycle, stirring crests and troughs of your emotional state and rendering you forward- or past- thinking

transiting mercury: a pair of lightning rods for legs stirring up your sense of rationalism and thought to guide you to the ideas that will help you

transiting venus: cupid’s arrow taking its mark so that you cultivate a sense of beauty or attraction to where it pierces. 

transiting mars: a match to strike so that you are able to set ablaze a path with the passion to persevere. 

transiting jupiter: the lucky horseshoe landing upwards so that you are brought optimism and opportunity to pursue the chance to broaden your horizons. 

transiting saturn: the wise elder bestowing their knowledge from continuous life lessons so that you have a chance to see things objectively and for the long-term. 

transiting uranus: a mad hatter pulling tricks to spark brilliance but leaving the effect of a tornado, throwing a deck of cards at a wall to find an ace. 

transiting neptune: a quickly forming fog in a sea storm, so thick not even the lighthouse can be seen, so you must learn to traverse with your intuition

transiting pluto: a faerie godmother dressed in black who only appears when you’re at your most hopeless to tell you the lessons you need to learn have been in front of you this whole time and pushes you

houses

if a planet is transiting an angular house (1st, 4th, 7th, 10th), your way of being is immediately affected - how you define yourself, your past/home, your one-on-one relations, or your public self. 

if a planet is transiting a succedent house (2nd, 5th, 8th, 11th), your resources are affected - your values, what you give to others, private matters, or what you receive from others. 

if a planet is transiting a cadent house (3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th), your experiences are affected - your communications, your improvement, the expansion of your horizons, or your self-undoing. 

aspects 

if a transiting planet is sextile/trine a natal planet, there will be a more natural energy forming between the planets. 

if a transiting planet is square a natal planet, there will be difficulties as one planet wants to overpower another. neither want to lay down their arms. 

if a transiting planet is opposite a natal planet, you must learn to hone the energy to bring about the potential in the polarity as opposed to choosing one or the other. 

if a transiting planet is quincunx a natal planet, an evoking aspect that is a karmic lesson to be dealt with. 

if a transiting planet is conjunct a natal planet, the planets are working hand in hand for better or worse. 

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Nicknames: Tubez, Zach, Mac Zach, ZackAttack

Height: Six feet, One Inch

Exact Time: 3:05

Last Thing Googled: how to fix a cracked cellphone screen. I cracked my screen on the inside. Fixed It Tho!

Favorite Music Artist: of All time: Michael Jackson, Living: Andre 3000, Currently: Bruno Mars

Song Currently Stuck in Head: Rockabye by Clean Bandit. Ohh love. No one’s ever gonna hurt you love.

Last Movie Watched: Kim Possible: So the Drama. Been Binging the show, It holds up, On the Last episode.

Last TV Show Watched: Arrow. They had an episode talking on gun violence/control.

What are you wearing? White T-Shirt, and Cargo pants with my Lightning leggings underneath

When I created this blog: 2 and a half years ago… damn time flies.

What Kind of Stuff Posted: Martial arts stuff, Art, Anime, Cartoons, Social Justice Warrior stuff, and occasionally things like this and life stuff.

Hogwarts House and Ilvermorny House : Don’t know the second, but last time I took a quiz, Ravenclaw.

Pokemon Team: Mysic

Favorite Color: Cobalt blue.

Average Hours of Sleep: 4-5 Monday thru Wednesday. Friday thru Sunday Whenever I fall asleep on the previous day to whenever.

Lucky Number: probably 4 or 7

Favorite characters: Just of the top of my head, Black Panther, Storm, Static, Luke Cage Misty Knight, She-Hulk, Cyborg, Wonder Woman, Astroboy, Kim Possible.

Dream Job: Successful independent Film Maker or Youtuber, Stunt man.

Number of Blankets Sleep With: Just one, my comforter that I’ve had since I was little.

My tags go to: @kithlea @roundhousechick @jitsbeginner33 @sanjaypishaan @maruboi

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Written by: Paul Surmiak (via @troublegirl1987)

Walking through his living room strolled Tig. Wondering where in the fuck in this apartment he’d kicked off his boots after last night’s drunken stupor.
As morning had come and passed and late afternoon had seen him rise.
He had shit to do today and thought lovingly to himself “You ain’t riding the damn bike without out your boot ya shithead”.

As he rounded on the coffee table, his right baby toe found the corner of said table. Shooting lightning up his leg and a sheer pain that brought him straight to his ass

A loud howl of pure agony escaped his lips followed by a string of obscenities.  "Mother fucking piece of Monkey shit table! Pointy ass, sharp edged cow raping hunk of fuck bull jizz lumber. Fuck! That little bastard is broken, goddammit! Fuck my foot! I feel blood.”

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