lifted gifted

brooklyn nine nine is really good to us when it comes to friendships, because every character has such unique friendships and bonding scenes with the others but i dont think we talk about rosas and charles friendship enough because damn:

- we start the show with charles being head over heels for rosa, who is clearly not interested

- rosa tells him, very clearly, that she thinks hes sweet and really likes him as a friend but shes not interested in dating him

- it takes charles some time to get over her, but he does!! apologizes for being weird and making her uncomfortable!! and they go on having an incredibly strong and close friendship!!

- at one point charles even takes a bullet for her, which could have led to the whole “just give him a chance” trope but nope b99 doesnt do that bs, they talk it out and they never end up together

- they are so close that charles even helps rosas bf to plan for her birthday because he knows her so well!! she loves it!!

- rosa asks charles to be her bridesmaid because they are so close and she knows charles would love that!! he does!!

- charles plans her the best bachelorette party and rosa absolutely loves it!! she gets so excited she literally lifts charles up from the floor??

- sometimes between working cases they go to have foot massages together?? that was so cute??

- charles helps rosa text her boyfriend?? because shes not that great at pickup lines?? how cute??

- the writers could have easily opted to go with the “less attractive man falls for his way hotter coworker whos not interested but ends up giving him a chance because he is nice (and wont stop pestering her)” trope but instead we got this beautiful beautiful brotp

(http://smolsamberg.tumblr.com/post/141985441412/this-is-the-best)

thank you nine nine

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christmas/holiday specific sentences from brooklyn nine nine, community, and 2 broke girls!  send one for my muses reaction. feel free to change gender, name, or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

I’ve gone years without a lump of coal. I’m not gonna start now. ❞
Hit him in his fat cherry cheeks! ❞
Boom! Just kicked Santa in the testicles. ❞
Under no circumstances do I want a present. ❞
I could take a picture of myself dressed up as an elf. Elfie-selfie! ❞
You see, those are the kind of things that you learn when you’re handcuffed together, and that is the true meaning of Christmas. ❞
I got it! You smiled! Christmas card complete. ❞
Oh, did you lift your “no gift” policy? ❞
Holy crap! I love this stuff! You know, technically, it’s just carbonated fudge. ❞
Your real present arrives tomorrow. ❞
It’s either that or go caroling with my family, so, yeah. I’d rather walk into the freezing ocean. ❞
Are you excited about going to town on Daddy’s nog? ❞
Christmas is cancelled. You ruined it. ❞
Christmas charades can get pretty competitive and it’s best not to have firearms around. ❞
We’re trapped, on Christmas, with a bunch of bad guys who are very likely German. This is my John McClane moment. ❞
No lies on Christmas. ❞
Thanks for agreeing to get in the spirit and do holiday cupcakes. ❞
Much better than last year when you got so drunk you turned the 12 days of Christmas into the 12 steps of Christmas. ❞
Christmas is like herpes, no matter what you do, it’s gonna flare up once a year. ❞
Hey, everybody! Holiday shopping tip: Fill a Starbucks cup with vodka. ❞
You know who’s having a blue Christmas this year? My balls. ❞
Bankers have more guilt at Christmastime because of It’s A Wonderful Life. ❞
I’m beginning to think if Grandma works for you, she didn’t get run over by that reindeer, she threw herself under a sleigh. ❞
For your Christmas gift, I’ll pretend I never heard that. ❞
I made you a little gift, because you’re like my new family. ❞
You realize there’s no way to take this than as a giant middle finger to the most important day of the year. ❞
This will be the only Christmas party I throw this year. ❞
Fake-murdering people is gonna be my new holiday tradition. ❞
I’m also a Christmas wizard. ❞
I’d like to put you into a state of Christmasnosis and take you on a magic journey. ❞
You all know how magic Christmas journeys work. ❞
I guess that means you’re gonna have me ejected for not loving Christmas enough. ❞
You’re trying to destroy Christmas because you blame your sadness on it. ❞
The delusion you’re trying to cure is called Christmas. ❞
The meaning of Christmas is the idea that Christmas has meaning, and it can mean whatever we want. ❞
Attempts to make the holidays brighter tend to give them a certain darkness. ❞
What’s a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa’s lady? ❞
Won’t you be my daddy? I’m a silly Christmas baby! ❞

How to lift gift cards

I’ve been asked recently how I’m able to snag gift cards. My method works a wegmans and Walmart. Go up to a self checkout and scan the “visa” gift card and then cancel your transaction. Once the card is scanned it’s activated, it doesn’t have to be purchased, just scanned. I recommended actually buying some other cheap shit to seem less suspicious.

Some folks can’t stand it
Say time is a bandit
But I take the opposite view
‘Cause when I need a lift
Time brings a gift
Another day with you
A twist or a waltz
It’s all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You’ll never be old hat
That’s that!
You’re timeless to me
—  Arthur Weasley (to Molly Weasley on their 50th anniversary)

So like, everyone and their cousin has mentioned their love for canon Jasper working out in multiple forms and with multiple persons.

And that’s all well and good.

But. 
If you will consider, I don’t think canon Jasper ever works out.

Sure, she fights, and keeps in shape by doing so, but she was also made for it. Came out of the ground fully formed and in peak condition. Gems can practice and hone their skills and get “stronger” in many ways, but I don’t think they need to work out to retain their given shape.


Therefore, she literally “woke up like this”.

Our three year old daughter, still trying to get used to walking, waddles into our room with her Christmas stocking in one hand and blanket in the other to wake us up. She jumps on top of us, cheerfully shouting how Santa’s been and left her gifts. You lift her up and put her on your lap and look at everything she’s gotten as she smiles with joy. My heads resting on your shoulder watching the two of you. It’s finally Christmas.

Hey There

I’m just a girl who likes free stuff. Call me Greedy.

I’ve been lifting since I was about 9, as I grew up poor and needed to steal lunches from school. It developed into stealing small things like socks and underwear when I needed it from stores, and now that I’m 17 I lift from the giant cooperations that fuck people like me over and over again.

I lift gifts for my family for birthdays and Christmas, as well as for myself, as I’d rather pay for my college than a new shirt.

I just discovered this side of Tumblr and was so excited. I hope to learn a lot from everyone~!

Happy lifting!