lifestyles of the poor & drunk

Dorm Mates AU
  • Harry and Ron were SUPPOSED to be roommates but Ron fucked up and forgot to request him
  • On move in day Harry bumps into this asshole who’s bitching about someone touching his “imported scarves”
  • Harry doesn’t have a lot to unpack so he’s already set up when that same asshole barges into the room. He doesn’t even notice Harry as he orders the poor volunteers around, telling them how to set up and “that doesn’t go THERE what are you, an animal???”
  • When the storm clears Harry just stands there blinking as Draco finally notices him. He offers him his hand to shake with his signature “Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. And you are…?”
  • Harry reluctantly takes it. “… Harry Potter”
  • Throughout the school year they’re very short with each other, usually hanging out with other groups. They still respect each others rules and lifestyles within the dorm, but rarely ever talk.
  • One night, late into the year, Draco comes in shit faced drunk while Harry is studying.
  • He starts crawling all over Harry on the bed and ends up laying in his lap talking about how everyone wants to be friends with him because of his father and how sometimes he doesn’t even like the people he hangs out with and stuff like that
  • After his long rant they just kinda sit there and suddenly Draco looks up like “You’re really hot you know that? Like suuuper hot. That’s why all those girls are after you. But you’re so stupid you don’t even realize it. Honestly.”
  • He kinda goes on about how hot Harry is and how sometimes he wants to make out with his stupid face and how the way his expressions are on a day to day basis is practically killing him but then Draco starts falling asleep mid-rant and just passes out on Harry’s lap.
  • Harry just sits there in stunned silence before sliding out from under Draco and going to Rons to spend the night
  • Draco wakes up feeling horrible and he doesn’t remember a lot from the night before. When he sees he’s on Harry’s bed and Harry is gone he starts panicking like “fuck fuck FUCK what did I do??”
  • Later that night Harry comes back and they exchange awkward “heys” before Draco gets all formal saying he’s sorry if he said anything out of term or caused any trouble
  • Harry just laughs like “you’re fine its cute the way you act when you’re drunk”
  • Draco is internally screaming at "cute” but he’s like “nevertheless I should not have imposed you-”
  • Harry interrupts him like “dude enough you don’t have to act so up tight with me I’m not gonna judge you”
  • And after a bunch of back and forth they’re suddenly criss crossed on the floor talking about their stupid aunt and uncle or how strict their houses are and they’re up talking until 2AM and somehow Draco ends up in Harry’s lap again ranting away and Harry is playing with his hair, only stopping when he agrees with something (“RIGHT?? How stupid is that???”)
  • There’s a small pause as they catch their breath and wind down a bit
  • Draco closes his eyes while Harry combs through his bangs before asking “So last night I just ranted about my friends at you?”
  • Harry chuckled and makes a mysterious comment like “among other things”
  • “Like what?” Draco is sweating now oh god what did I say to this beautiful boy
  • “Apparently I’m hot and I don’t even realize it”
  • Draco’s hands are on his face because he’s beet fucking red and Harry is laughing trying to pry them away
  • “don’t worry, don’t worry! I thought it was cute-” “don’t make fun of me!” “I’m not! Really! It was adorable! To be honest, I think everything you do is adorable” “OOHMYGOD PLEASE STOP”
  • and they both act like total fucking dorks until Harry manages to get Draco’s hands out of his face and plants a weird upside down kiss on his lips
  • Harry half-expects him to get embarrassed, but after a beat Draco’s pulling Harry back down with messy kisses and reposition’s himself so he’s straddling Harry’s lap
  • They’re wrapped around each other, Draco holding himself up so he can curve Harry’s head back and force his mouth open
  • Harry’s clawing at his back, about to slide his hands down to grab Draco’s hips when there’s a loud knock on the door (“are you fucking kidding me” goes through both their minds)
  • Ron’s coming from a party, drunk, trying to get Harry to go with him. Harry just takes Ron back to his dorm instead.
  • He expects Draco to be asleep when he gets back, which he is.
  • But on Harry’s bed.
  • Deliberately leaving space for Harry.
  • For the rest of the year they switch off on cuddling and making out with each other on different beds. Ron finds out at the end of the year and is more upset about how he could have half-dormed with them since they had an extra bed than the fact they were secretly dating all that time.

I think I’m in love with muggle AU’s of drarry. Also, make out scenes are my life. Fight me.

I Was Always

I was always myself.

I was always myself,
Broken,
You didn’t know,
Hurt, you might
Have,
Handsome, confused,
Lost,
Afloat, asleep,
Drunk,
Etc.
Etc.
I never
Tried
To lie yet I must,
We must,
To sell t-shirts and
Lifestyles
And futures,
Dim or
Fruitful,
I might be famous.
I might
Die poor
And alone.
I guess it matters to
Some,
But
Wherever I die despite
Your fears
I think I’ll die
On top.

I get this
Buzz. We inhale an other worldly feeling, but
I’ll
Die on top.

On a night like tonight,
Face down in the
Weeds of understanding,
Thank God.

Goodnight my love.
Goodnight complexity.

Im out.

#MissingMonth Deets: Andrews Edition

  • Agnes fiercely defended Oliver to anyone who had shit to say about him after the Gossip Girl scandal dropped, to the point of practically fistfighting another model over the issue. In her mind, he’s innocent, and even if he’s not, oh well. Family is family.
  • She visited Caisson and Oliver during their Vegas trip, and took her betting war with Caisson a step too far when she egged him into a Vegas wedding at one of those cheesy chapels.
  • He got her back by betting her to kiss Nate, which spawned hundreds of rumors around the UES (unhelped by Gossip Girl’s untimely absence leaving virtually no info on current drama).
  • Agnes’s usual crazy lifestyle lead her to a bar, where she got drunk and convinced a spiraling Sapphire to let loose and get wild
  • Cue a car getting stolen (whoops).
  • Agnes also helped drive poor Jenny down a dark path, taking her out and jumping her from party to party for a whole weekend while her frantic family wondered why she wasn’t in her room, grounded, like she should have been.
Dorm Mates AU

i-see-my-otps-in-erised:

  • Harry and Ron were SUPPOSED to be roommates but Ron fucked up and forgot to request him
  • On move in day Harry bumps into this asshole who’s bitching about someone touching his “imported scarves”
  • Harry doesn’t have a lot to unpack so he’s already set up when that same asshole barges into the room. He doesn’t even notice Harry as he orders the poor volunteers around, telling them how to set up and “that doesn’t go THERE what are you, an animal???”
  • When the storm clears Harry just stands there blinking as Draco finally notices him. He offers him his hand to shake with his signature “Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. And you are…?”
  • Harry reluctantly takes it. “… Harry Potter”
  • Throughout the school year they’re very short with each other, usually hanging out with other groups. They still respect each others rules and lifestyles within the dorm, but rarely ever talk.
  • One night, late into the year, Draco comes in shit faced drunk while Harry is studying.
  • He starts crawling all over Harry on the bed and ends up laying in his lap talking about how everyone wants to be friends with him because of his father and how sometimes he doesn’t even like the people he hangs out with and stuff like that
  • After his long rant they just kinda sit there and suddenly Draco looks up like “You’re really hot you know that? Like suuuper hot. That’s why all those girls are after you. But you’re so stupid you don’t even realize it. Honestly.”
  • He kinda goes on about how hot Harry is and how sometimes he wants to make out with his stupid face and how the way his expressions are on a day to day basis is practically killing him but then Draco starts falling asleep mid-rant and just passes out on Harry’s lap.
  • Harry just sits there in stunned silence before sliding out from under Draco and going to Rons to spend the night
  • Draco wakes up feeling horrible and he doesn’t remember a lot from the night before. When he sees he’s on Harry’s bed and Harry is gone he starts panicking like “fuck fuck FUCK what did I do??”
  • Later that night Harry comes back and they exchange awkward “heys” before Draco gets all formal saying he’s sorry if he said anything out of term or caused any trouble
  • Harry just laughs like “you’re fine its cute the way you act when you’re drunk”
  • Draco is internally screaming at “cute” but he’s like “nevertheless I should not have imposed you-”
  • Harry interrupts him like “dude enough you don’t have to act so up tight with me I’m not gonna judge you”
  • And after a bunch of back and forth they’re suddenly criss crossed on the floor talking about their stupid aunt and uncle or how strict their houses are and they’re up talking until 2AM and somehow Draco ends up in Harry’s lap again ranting away and Harry is playing with his hair, only stopping when he agrees with something (“RIGHT?? How stupid is that???”)
  • There’s a small pause as they catch their breath and wind down a bit
  • Draco closes his eyes while Harry combs through his bangs before asking “So last night I just ranted about my friends at you?”
  • Harry chuckled and makes a mysterious comment like “among other things”
  • “Like what?” Draco is sweating now oh god what did I say to this beautiful boy
  • “Apparently I’m hot and I don’t even realize it”
  • Draco’s hands are on his face because he’s beet fucking red and Harry is laughing trying to pry them away
  • “don’t worry, don’t worry! I thought it was cute-” “don’t make fun of me!” “I’m not! Really! It was adorable! To be honest, I think everything you do is adorable” “OOHMYGOD PLEASE STOP”
  • and they both act like total fucking dorks until Harry manages to get Draco’s hands out of his face and plants a weird upside down kiss on his lips
  • Harry half-expects him to get embarrassed, but after a beat Draco’s pulling Harry back down with messy kisses and reposition’s himself so he’s straddling Harry’s lap
  • They’re wrapped around each other, Draco holding himself up so he can curve Harry’s head back and force his mouth open
  • Harry’s clawing at his back, about to slide his hands down to grab Draco’s hips when there’s a loud knock on the door (“are you fucking kidding me” goes through both their minds)
  • Ron’s coming from a party, drunk, trying to get Harry to go with him. Harry just takes Ron back to his dorm instead.
  • He expects Draco to be asleep when he gets back, which he is.
  • But on Harry’s bed.
  • Deliberately leaving space for Harry.
  • For the rest of the year they switch off on cuddling and making out with each other on different beds. Ron finds out at the end of the year and is more upset about how he could have half-dormed with them since they had an extra bed than the fact they were secretly dating all that time.

I think I’m in love with muggle AU’s of drarry. Also, make out scenes are my life. Fight me.

@lalondelocked

The freshman 15 is one of the most dreaded topics for freshman in college.  College is supposed to be the best four years of your life so you shouldn’t have to worry about gaining weight.  Here are some helpful tips to avoid gaining weight your first year:

Structure your eating habits.

Figure out a schedule for eating that works with your class and activity schedule.  Eating three meals plus two snacks a day helps keep your calorie intake under control. 

Make an eating plan.

When you walk into the dining hall and you are hungry, you are more likely to grab the pizza or French fries.  If you know what you are going to eat ahead of time, you can keep yourself in check. 

Don’t overdo your meal plan.

Many universities just have you swipe your card and you enter an all-you-can-eat buffet.  Try filling your plate with 50% vegetables.  This will help stop you from going overboard on the junk food. 

Avoid peer pressure.

Just because all of your friends get dessert after every meal, doesn’t mean you should too.  When going out, try starting off with a salad before your entrée so you don’t miss out on all the yummy goodness.  Also make sure you have a couple friends that have a similar lifestyle.  If you surround yourself with people who are also trying to stay healthy, you are more likely to stay on top of your workouts and diet.

Watch calories from alcohol and other beverages.

It is so easy to grab some juice for breakfast and soda for the other two meals.  These calories add up very quickly.  It is unrealistic to think that you won’t have a few drinks, but just know that those are just empty calories.  If you do get a little tipsy or drunk, you are more likely to make poor food choices.

Keep your dorm free of junk food.

Save all the junk food for the dining hall.  When you are up late studying for a test or finishing a paper, you won’t have the option to binge on junk food.

Plan ahead for late night cramming.

When you need to stay awake for late night studying, try having some veggies on hand.  You will probably get hungry around 1 am or you might just feel the need to eat something.  Veggies are a safe option.  If you really want some chips, grab the single serving bag and not the large bags.  Apples are great for getting a quick “sugar rush.”

Join a fitness class at your school’s fitness center.

Most universities offer free fitness classes that range from yoga to kickboxing to killer ab classes.  Take advantage of these.  Not only are they a good way to commit to working out, you can meet some new people.