For Juliana: The best reasons West Ridge residents gave me for not having their onecards
  • explosion
  • used it as a shielf to fight dodongos but it burnt up because it wasn’t hylian
  • in mah pants
  • saving a bus full of children from a tiger
  • prostate exam
  • vengeful narwahl
  • zombies man…
  • alien heist stole it
  • banshee
  • rabid panda
  • bears stole it
  • killer narwahl
  • damn tigers again
  • barney’s shiny bag
  • because he’s an idiot
  • honey badger got my leg