lifeguard sweatshirt

beach lifeguard au
  • this is based off of east coast beaches, mostly ocean city bc that’s all i know 
  • ransom & holster + shitty + the frogs are all lifeguards
  • bitty and lardo are beach patrol, but they lifeguard sometimes
  • the locals call them “that one group of really hot lifeguards”
  • they say all kinds of wierd shit to each other using semaphore (waving flags to make words)
  • for example: “someone hot coming your way” and “whats for dinner” and idk how elaborate you can get with semaphore but if you can say “this kids sandcastle is more put together than my life” with flags then im sure one of them does
  • it’s all of their summer jobs, and they’ve all become really good friends over the years because of it so every summer they all rent in live in a house/condo together
  • room sharing!!!! ransom & holster, chowder, nursey, & dex, and bitty & lardo with shitty on a mattress on the floor bc they can’t afford more than 3 bedrooms
  • bitty cooks and bakes for them allllll the time
  • there’s a cooler on the porch/balcony that’s full of beer at all times
  • alrighty so i thought of a lot of ways jack could fit into this??
  • bad bob was an olympic swimmer and jack followed in his footsteps, then the overdose happened and he’s doing this as part of his rehab, he hates it at first and is grumpy but ends up loving it
  • but if we’re keeping hockey involved:
  • pro nhl player jack zimmermann who he lifeguards with them in the hockey offseason to keep in shape bc he’s been doing it since before he was pro and he loves it and them
  • pro nhl player jack zimmermann who comes to the same beach every summer just to chill and try and relax and somehow befriended a crew of the lifeguards 
  • (it happened bc one of them tried to hit on him. i dont know who. it could be any of them. it also might have been a bet. or a dare. but any of them minus the frogs would do it without a bet or a dare so)
  • if jack lifeguards with them then he and shitty share a room and they have 4 bedrooms
  • jack gets close to two of the beach patrol people and sometimes they just park their four wheeler next to him and hang out for an hour
  • they’re both so small and jack is like how?? do they save grown adults??? who are twice their size???? but apparently they are both v strong 
  • the tiny blond one has very nice arms that jack definitly Does Not notice
  • there’s a lot of drinking beer and getting high on the beach at night
  • there are probably 100 pairs of red bathing suits and sweatpants laying around the Haus/condo and everyone argues over whose is whose
  • there have been incidents where someone has had to wear the wrong size bathing suit for a day 
  • there is also a ridiculous amount of lifeguard sweatshirts and tshirts fucking everywhere and nobody knows how they ended up with so many
  • a bunch of them find their way into jacks wardrobe 
  • bitty and lardo always end up in sweatpants and tshirts and sweatshirts that are waaay too big for them but they just keep them anyways