imagine if we dealt with real life situations like Sims do. oh shit there’s a box of tissues in front of my bathroom door. I turn around in circles for five hours, waving my arms in the air. I eventually piss myself. I was holding an infant, but I’ve put it down on the hard wooden floor directly in front of me. I’m wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini.
I wish real life was more like the Sims. Like u have specific preset scripts to say that are neatly filed into “friendly” “flirty” “mean” etc. And you can repeat the same thing a bunch of times or mix it up like “joke” “brighten day” “joke about politicians” “flirt” “joke about aliens” “make out”