Why can’t there be cheats in life like in the sims? Like if we would flap our arms like a bird on drugs then we’d be taken to the edit sim thing. Or if we’d spin a hundred times we’d get a tab and if we entered the word “motherlode” we’d get 50,000 dollars like please
fuck I wish life was like the Sims 4 where I could write a book in one day, have it be excellent quality upon finishing, submit it for publishing and be accepted instantaneously, and then earn $200 per day in royalties.
executive dysfunction in accompaniment with a wildly unhealthy body rly does make my life a social sim like do i want to do This or That? if i attempt to do both im penalized with immobility for hours and my performance is down
Why can’t life be more like The Sims? You want some pizza? Sell your god damn window. You wanna date some dude? Go for it. You wanna date some girl? Go for it. You wanna cheat death? Tell the Grim Reaper a joke 14 times. Need money? Just put in a cheat code. Don’t wanna go to school? Place a fucking plant in front of the door.
I love sims cuz like even though your sims are doing completely regular things and just living their simulated life just like any other sim they have backstories, sure they’re mostly made up in your head and when they happen in game they really don’t mean anything to your sims but for real it’s like a crazy movie plot or something. like right now I have a sim who has an infant daughter, she traveled to the future after her boyfriend denied the baby was his and now she’s raising her daughter in the future, and when the daughter is an adult she’s going to find out that she’s really from the past and be angry that her mother has lied to her her entire life, in a fit of rage she’ll travel back in time and find that living in the past isn’t quite what she thought it would be. she’ll realize her mom lied to her for her own good, so she’ll go back to the future but the future will be different, something will have changed and it will be dystopian, she won’t be able to find her mom. realizing she made a horrible mistake she’ll go back to the past and try to make things right, but will it work? see, none of this matters to the sims but in my head that is what’s happening and I think that is really cool, with sims you’re basically actively writing your own video game plot in the most boring way possible.