So, part of my job is to interview clients about how they use our services, and then write a glowing press release about how great we are. Pretty straightforward. I send it to the client before posting it, mostly as a courtesy. This one client, Antonio, e-mailed me a week and a half after I sent it to him (and had subsequently posted it on our website because, srsly, can’t wait forever buddy) and he was like, “Oh, I hope you didn’t post this, I need to have all of these comments cleared with my superiors, I do not speak on behalf of the company.”
Really? Really? Because when I came to your office, I was like “Tell me these things and then I’ll put it into a press release.” That’s why I was there.
So I took it down and waited for his approval. That was almost three weeks ago. I called him three times last week and left voicemails, and I’ve emailed him a few times, and heard NOTHING. I am officially going Hogwarts-letter on his ass. I am calling and e-mailing every. single. goddamn. day. until he gets back to me. Antonio, do not Dursley me and try to pretend I don’t exist and I’ll go away if you ignore me. Not happening. At this point I am taking it personally that you refuse to get back to me. Do not cross me. You have been warned.