life's just shit

can u believe the audacity of ungrateful fans like 1st and foremost u have the motherfucking opportunity to meet your faves, an opportunity some fans will never ever get (me!!) and u completely disregard it bc oh it isnt my bias or some other bullshit fucking reason and what about ur faves’ feelings too!! u think its fun travelling different places to meet yall and being completely disrespected ffs FFS this shouldnt be news to yall use some fucking common sense bc consider this: plenty of deserving fans don’t get opportunities that ur ugly ass gets

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This means so much to me.

*skids out of the void* NO SCHOOL TODAY YEAH~!

I had so much fun making this hahaha it’s inspired and based on THIS post!

Bad news though, I’m getting flooded with so much homework and activities and exams that I might not be able to post stuff on Dazatsu week…

Anyways! I hope you all enjoy this! *awkwardly skids back into the void*

Spideypool Proposal
  • Wade Wilson: [goes down on one knee, and presents the finest of candy ring pops] Peter, will you marry me?
  • Peter Parker: Aren't rings supposed to be like 10% of your salary?
  • Wade Wilson: I stopped killing people with your help, so I am officially out of the mercenary business. In fact, I don't even have this month's rent.
  • Peter Parker: [starts tearing up] We're both so poor.
  • Wade Wilson: Are you okay?
  • Peter Parker: I'm just a little upset.
  • Wade Wilson: [stands up] Why??? Did I do something wrong? If you need more time, that's okay!!! I'm sorry for rushing things.
  • Peter Parker: No, it's just-- [gets down on one knee] You beat me to the proposal. [presents a plastic Spider-Man ring]
  • Wade Wilson: [gingerly takes ring and puts it on his pinky since that's the only finger that it barely fits] You've made me the happiest man alive, I'll keep this until it breaks! Which might not be too long because I will probably lose my hand during a fight or some shit. [pulls him into a hug]
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] Don't worry, I have more. [pulls out a whole bag]
  • And I'm sorry, but I'll probably eat yours when the ramen supply runs out.
  • Wade Wilson: You have a problem. But I got you covered, babe. [pulls out bag of ring pops] And they're all red.
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] I love you. [pulls him into a kiss]

VICTOR FUCKING NIKIFOROV: This is an engagement ring. We’ll get married once he wins a gold medal.
ME: *DEAFENING SCREAMS AND GROSS CRYING INTO MY PILLOW* TF I HATE THIS ANIME I JUST HATE ANIME. THE FUCKENING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

Unpopular opinion: 2016 was actually an incredible year to me, so many cool things happened!! I’ve become independent, I learned and experienced tons of things, I’ve overcome my problems and finally I achieved what I’ve wanted for so long: I am truly happy with who I am as a person! I learned how to be happy and how to stay happy, I learned what’s important and to what extent. I realised that everything is a choice and there are literally no limits!! I finally see that every minute spent on whining and crying under a blanket is a wasted minute!! There’s literally no point in being stuck in one place, life moves forward and so should I!! Every failure is a test of persistence and determination, the key is to never stop looking for solutions!!

tl;dr Bring it on 2017, I’m ready

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dave: were you gonna grab it by the top
john: no
john: yes
dave: ive been on youtube before bro… maybe try something like………. original

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Alex Ovechkin answers some difficult questions during Caps Casino Night 2016

That pause was so important to me, along with the fact that his immediate answer was Bäckström. Like, how many times has Nicky run you into the ground during your card games in the past decade, Ovi. Be honest.

It’s 2am, Neil’s shuffling into the kitchen to get a glass of water, he flicks on the light and turns around to find himself face to face with a giant tabby cat, who’s been sitting there on the countertop watching him, with it’s eerily sentient eyes. He jumps, and, on his instinct driven backwards step, trips over the water bowl behind him in a cacophony of clattering metal and grunting, before landing on his ass in a painful thud. Andrew, instantly awake and already running out of the room, ready to beat an intruder to death, half blind given he was dead asleep 2 seconds ago, falls over Neil on his way into the room and the both of them end up sprawled on top of each other on the kitchen floor. The cat jumps off the counter and sits on Andrew’s back.

“You fucking idiot,” Andrew says.

“They’re your cats asshole.”

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