life threating

Do you realize what we’ve done???

I know for a fact the people who create Sherlock know about our conspiracy blogs – they even said they were the reason The Empty Hearse played out like it did. I’ve seen BTS coverage where online Sherlock fandom is studied in regards to theory of episodes. They absolutely know we’re out here. They have admitted to writing plot points around people like us.

And you know what? They saw TJLC.  They saw how we cracked that major code REALLY EARLY.  That’s why there’s an underground cult who operates silently in The Abominable Bride.  The threat to life as they know it.  The only thing the cult did wrong was “break the glass”.

Don’t you see??? They wanted to break their own glass!! That’s why Eurus’ cell is made of “Elephant” glass and can vanish in an instant. The writers of this show knew we’d figured it all out and decided to create the “Sherlock changes fates and writes his own fiction whenever he wants” storyline to mess with the natural order. “Appointment in Samarra” is TJLC – is us. We knew what was going to happen, they knew that we knew, so they wrote “Appointment in Sumatra” to change their own fate and give everyone the middle finger. BUT you can’t really change fate, they even said so. They tried changing the outcome of Sherlock from what we knew was going to happen to what Sherlock wanted to happen – he goes somewhere nonsensical and becomes a pirate.  They tried running from us, but even they know they can’t. 

We didn’t allow them to break their own glass, so they created a completely ridiculous scenario in which they could: “Appointment in Sumatra”. Because they have dual timelines playing out like Clue, we’ll be getting the real fate soon. 

I’m in shock. 

Well played, Gatiss and Moffat.  Well played.  

 So a friend asked me to tell this story:

 Sometimes my uterus likes to play “will I or won’t I” with me, and one time my period was so late it was working my last nerve.
I had tried everything- from begging, to sex, to wearing the pretty expensive panties. But this damn period would. not. start.
 So finally, I sat down and thought “Uterus, if u don’t get your act and ovaries together, I will vote conservative and you’ll just have to live with your guilt and heavily restricted access to dick!”

 2 hours later my period started.

6

Neck Deep/Life’s Not Out to Get You

mood today after seeing the news

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anonymous asked:

Do you think Sakura was a Naruhina shipper in The Last?

Yeah, she definitely was. Allow me to paraphrase myself from a previous post of mine in order to demonstrate why I think that is.


In the 2 years that followed the war, Sakura and Hinata would grow rather close. Sakura was aware of how much Hinata loved Naruto; she had seen it first hand when Hinata single-handedly protected him with her life from the biggest threat the village had seen since the attack by Kurama:

And subsequently told him of her feelings directly, just in case she wouldn’t survive her confrontation with Pain:

The look in Sakura’s eyes as she was healing Hinata, reminded me of the one in Naruto’s eyes just prior to him making the Promise of a Lifetime; it was one of empathy. Sakura saw how much Hinata loved Naruto, and (much like Naruto towards Sakura in Pt.1), She understood the pain of not having your feelings reach the object of your affection; she knew this well because of her own complicated situation with Sasuke:

Thus, as they grew closer after the war, Sakura would support Hinata in her endeavour to win Naruto’s heart, and would give her advice and words of encouragement whenever Hinata needed them, because as stated earlier, Sakura was very empathetic to her situation:

She would do the same for Naruto when he was deeply upset after he was under the false impression that Hinata chose Toneri over him. Sakura would express her delight that he was finally deeply in love, and assured him that there definitely had to be a reason for Hinata’s actions, because Sakura knew better than anybody how much Hinata loved Naruto:

She would then use her own deep love for Sasuke to further prove her point; because she truly believed that when a girl falls as deeply in love as herself and Hinata had done, her feelings wouldn’t change so easily:

(This was rather ironic, because this was essentially what Naruto was trying to tell Sakura during her fake confession to him, and now Sakura was telling both herself and Naruto this!)

Fortunately, Sakura’s efforts wouldn’t go to waste; Hinata’s feelings did manage to reach Naruto eventually, and they would become a couple and eventually marry, to which she obviously attended their wedding:

And just look at how happy Sakura is for them below. She was so pleased that Hinata’s feelings for Naruto finally reached him and were reciprocated in kind:

And she was just as pleased that her dear friend, who she’s been with through so much, was finally able to not only receive all the unconditional love that he was due, but also that he now had someone who would fill his empty home with the love and adulation that she knew he sorely needed, and someone who he could love with equal fervour. She was happy for Naruto and his new wife:

This is for the lost, downtrodden, and rejects, and anybody looking for a purpose.

I’ll fall asleep with my eyes open just to see if I could focus on something more than my loneliness.

We know what it’s like to be put down so “fuck you” to the world and stand your ground.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets fucked up. This will end in tears, I could never be enough for you.

Sometimes things will bend you, but trust me you’ll be fine. I’ve been moving mountains that I once had to climb, and life’s not out to get you despite the things you’ve been through.

Is it too late to say that I’m sorry for the things I do? I’m missing you like shit today.

I gave her my heart, she didn’t want it. She took it anyway and put a dark spell on it.

I’ll grow up someday, but for now I’m fine. I just wish that you were near me.

I miss your face, you’re in my head. There’s so many things that I should’ve said.

There will come a time when you will face your life, don’t let it twist and tear you up inside.

I hope this comes back to haunt you. Then maybe you would know just how it felt to be like me at my lowest.

I don’t have much to offer, but had you loved me, I’d have loved you back forever.

—  Favorite lyrics off of “Life’s Not Out To Get You” by Neck Deep.

TITLE: A cure for nightmares

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: latent-thoughts

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki hears you having a nightmare in the Avengers Tower and the only other Avenger in the tower is Bruce and he knows you hate disturbing Bruce so he offers to help calm you down and surprisingly you accept his offer of help.

RATING: Teens and above/PG-13

NOTES/WARNINGS: none.

You had gone to bed after going through your usual ritual of meditation, as thoroughly as you could have. Still, the nightmare came for you.

You knew it was a dream only, and still, you couldn’t break free of it. It was horrible. Monsters and destruction, death and hurt, all packed into your conscience courtesy of the nature of your work.

Working with the Avengers, living in the Avengers’ Tower, and facing almost daily threats to life would do that to anyone.

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things that season 8 featured so far:

-character ending up on life support
-character losing their current life and house
-the threat of another apocalypse
-totalitarian society
-crushing freedom and free will
-epidemy that killed out 60% of population
-child loss

-a mushroom growing on character’s head
-greyface aliens
-grandpa admitting where they did it with grandma
-thousand beach balls
-character farting jellybeans out of their hand

The Writer’s Guide to Abdominal Trauma: 1 / ?

Okay, guys, I have had a LOT of questions about wounds to the belly, and at or under the bottom of the ribs. Shootings, stabbings, crossbow bolts, arrows, and fisticuffs: you guys wanna know, what’s up with wounds to the abdomen?

So gather round the ol’ anatomy book, kiddies! Auntie ScriptMedic is gonna teach you all about ABDOMINAL TRAUMA!

First, I am going to say this as loud and as hard as I can, so the people way in the back can hear me: ABDOMINAL WOUNDS ARE LIFE THREATS UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. Yes, all of them. Yes, that one, too. I know what you were thinking. Still a life threat.

But why? Why is it so sensitive? Well….

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Neck Deep//Threat Level Midnight

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sourwolfstories top 5 - friends with benefits/fuck buddies

1. A Whole Strip of Condoms by eeyore9990

Somehow Stiles has managed to survive the horrors of Beacon Hills until the ripe old age of twenty. He’s still a virgin, of course, because there hasn’t really been time between school, work, and running for his life to take care of that pesky little problem.

Derek Hale — also a Beacon Hills Survivor — has sadly attained lonely bachelor status. In between running for his life, researching the latest threats to the town with his good buddy Stiles, and lingering nightmares of the outcomes of his past relationships, he hasn’t exactly been on the lookout for anyone new since Braeden.

Stiles feels the crushing weight of his family’s debt; Derek has piles of money. Derek needs to get laid; Stiles is a willing and eager virgin. It’s a match made in… well. Beacon Hills. Eesh.

Their odd little friendship has survived death threats, possession, and all manner of things that go bump in the night. Surely it’ll survive a friends with benefits arrangement.

Right?

2. Perk Up by Scruffy_Wolf

“You really like like him, don’t you?”

Stiles wrinkles his nose, “God, what are you, twelve? I don’t like like him. We sleep together sometimes and I studied on his couch for a few hours once. That’s it.”

“You should tell him you have feelings for him,” Scott continues, blatantly ignoring what Stiles is saying. “It’ll probably solve a whole lot of problems. Then you can just sleep together and hang out while not sleeping together without it being awkward. Also, I won’t have to listen to months of your moping.”

(Or: Stiles is a grad student who spends far too much money on coffee at Derek’s shop. They also fuck occasionally.)

3. Wheatgrass and Froot Loops by WhoNatural

“You’re falling for him,” she says, and it’s not a question. Stiles looks up, blinks, and shakes his head.

“No,” he lies. “We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay? Why upset the arrangement?”

4. Snatches of Sound by bleep0bleeprosepetals42

Derek looks up to meet Stiles’ eyes, expecting to see a challenging smirk, some sort of derisive mocking expression, but Stiles just blinks at him, quirks his lips a little in a small smile, and Derek smiles back, just a little, and maybe this collaboration isn’t going to be so bad, after all.

In which Stiles and Derek are rival musicians who, somehow, through no fault of their own, are forced to work together.

5. It’s Cool for the Summer by TroubleIWant

Stiles is absolutely sure about who he’s spending the rest of his life with, even though she kind of maybe broke up with him before her summer abroad. He’s still going to win her back. This fuck-buddies thing with Derek is just to pass the time.

OR

“So, this was great,” Stiles forces out, “But I’m not really looking for a repeat, even, and definitely not more. It isn’t you, honestly, but I want to be clear that this was not a date, there will be no dates for us in the future, none of that.”
Derek, thankfully, interrupts him with a wave of his hands. “Woah, no. Absolutely, me neither. I’m sure you’re a great guy and all, and this was fun, but,” Derek breaks off to laugh ruefully. “I just got out of an engagement, I’m definitely not looking for anything, either.”

seriously wondering whether I make enough money to have a professional cleaning service come and unfuck my depression-encrusted habitat for me