life sized

friend: i fucking love raw cookie dough holy shit

Ra follower: 🙄🙄 you think YOU 👈 LOVE RA?? ☀️👑 you couldnt even START 🏁 to know Him 📚📚 until you spend 26 hours a day ⏱️ seven days a week 📅👊 out in the SUN 🙌☀️😤 throwing ORANGES 🍊🍊 at BIRDS 🐦🐦😊 so next time you say you love Ra 😠 you better have a LIFE SIZE MARBLE STATUE of Him in your living room 🕴️☀️😍 cuz ya boy 💁 aint playin 🔪🔪🔪🔪

My devil Homura nendoroid came in the mail yesterday and!! I love her so much!!!! She was super cheap too!

【お知らせ】2017年4月8日より宮崎県立美術館にて『重要文化財 太刀 無銘 光世作』が展示されることを記念し、刀剣男士 ソハヤノツルキの描き下ろしイラストを公開します!期間中、等身大パネルや描き下ろしイラストが展示予定です。是非ご来館ください△△ #刀剣乱舞 #とうらぶ

From April 8th, Miyazaki Prefectural Art Museum will show Sohayanotsurugi Utsusunari in an exhibition!

This illustration was drawn to celebrate the exhibition, which will also be shown there. Along with life sized panels of Sohayanotsurugi!

When one of the Riot guys came over to Sana and said: “Wanna join me in the back of the bus and sit on my face?” So Sana said: “Why should I? Is your nose bigger than your dick?”

You can’t convince me that Lance didn’t have a giant Shiro poster on one of the walls in his and Hunk’s dorm back at the garrison

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask Life Size Replica | Buy-Now!

  • First 4 Figures is proud to present The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask Life Size Replica.
  • Regarded as a darker entry in the Zelda franchise, Majora’s Mask is set in Termina, an alternate version of the usual series setting of Hyrule, where the Skull Kid has stolen Majora’s Mask, a powerful ancient artifact.
  • The Majora’s Mask Life Size Replica stands at 25 inches tall from the tip of the horn to the base, making for a simply stunning display centerpiece for any Zelda fan
  • Comes in deluxe full-color packaging, hand numbered base and an authenticity card.
4

Baby shower bliss 🎀it’s a girl. (im)Patiently awaiting Mia’s arrival!

Nanny to be.

This weekend was great! Between my brothers wedding proposal and my best friend (of 10 years) baby shower, I have hope for the future.

I aspire to be a wife and carry a child someday.
Until then, I’m content with a sister in law and another godchild lol

-B♥️
2.20.17

5

self explanatory.

Stop assuming that women on the “plus sized” spectrum can’t pull men!

You’d be a fool lol

I’ll take your man, feed him good, f**k him right and send him back to you with a good heart 😏
(Kidding, I don’t condone cheating)

But seriously, fellas- get a hold of yourselves!
Regardless of what someone looks like, they’re still human!
Everybody is entitled to rejection- never forget that.
-B♥️
03.28.2017

I live for the curly bits he gets around his ears when his hair gets long 🙉💕