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A friend who worked for EMI and helped with promotion for Emancipation gave me this! He has a whole storage unit full of Purple goodies! I offered to help him go through, catalog and price things for him if he gave me 5 minutes free reign to keep whatever I tagged. There’s even a sealed Rainbow Children vinyl in there! He has no idea the value of the stuff he has! 😭😭😭😭

If he lets me in there I’ll let you know what I find!

Matchmakers

Thank you for your request! I hope you like it!

Characters: single(?)!Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Danneel Ackles, Reader

Pairings: Jared x reader

Warnings: None

Words: 800

A/N: This is based on an alternative universe where Jared is not married to his respective and lovely wife, I love Genevieve.

Forever tag: @deathtonormalcy56, @mamaredd123, @my-sharpie-sketches, @professionalfangirl03, @fangirl1802, @cozyjaws

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“You really have to have a life-sized poster of One Three Hill?” Jared said when he saw what his best friend had ordered for his trailer.

“I was drunk, I missed my wife and I ordered it” Jensen explained himself and Jared only laughed at him. “Shut up, it made sense then”

“Whatever you say Ackles” Jared said as he watched the poster with more attention, his stomach fluttered when he saw a familiar face. “I remember her,” he said pointing at (Y/n)’s character, it was her breakout role and he could recognize that face from a million miles away.

“(Y/n)?” Jensen said turning to see quickly to where his friend finger was pointing, to then giving his attention to a notification on his phone.

“Yeah, I remember I had a huge crush on her back then, she was, and still is beautiful” he explained and Jensen’s lips started to form a smirk.

“Ever met her?” he asked and Jared nodded.

“Yeah, she was dating Chad back then, that’s why I met her”

“She’s single now, y’know?” Jensen said and quickly his friend turned to see him.

“How do you know?”

“She and Danneel are still best friends, I know about her as much as my wife does” Jensen explained, remembering how they would get together and talk for hours about life and he learned a lot about her.

“Oh, well, that sucks. I mean, for him, right?” Jared laughed and his green-eyed friend laughed.

“I’m sure it did, like six years ago,” Jensen said.

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The signs as weird shit in my room.
  • Aries: The 3D model/painting of the horse
  • Taurus: My collection of Masquerade masks
  • Gemini: The life size Benedict Cumberbatch poster
  • Cancer: The broken clock with soap opera character on it.
  • Leo: A single empty purple suitcase that sits vertically in the middle of my room without explanation.
  • Virgo: The crib under my bed.
  • Libra: The Victorian wallpaper stuck under the exposed pipe work
  • Scorpio: The pink ceiling that my auntie gave up on.
  • Sagittarius: The old wardrobe that won't shut and swings open at night if you try to close it.
  • Capricorn: The old tank which used to hold shrimp and now only holds algae and a few very persistent snails.
  • Aquarius: The sticker of Pikachu dressed as Elsa on my wall.
  • Pisces: The cross stitch portrait of the cat that stares into your soul.

Oh my god. Fuck. Shit. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I just finally had the chance to watch episode 12 of Yuri on Ice…

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My poor baby, Victor don’t cry! And then Yuri! Your skate! Your record! I’m so proud of you.

And holy shit Yurio, you fucking badass little shit. Win the World Championship one your Senior Debut, why not. It’s like like your LITERALLY MAKING HISTORY YOU BLOND, GLORIOUS FUCKER!!!

And how could I forget. The outro. Yuri, Victor, fuck you both. I squealed when I saw Yuri in that blue version of Victor’s outfit, I swear to god I would stick a HD life-size poster on my wall if I had one

  • [at marriage counseling]
  • me: I don't know, it just got kind of boring. We feel like people judge us in public so we don't do anything anymore
  • Therapist: when you say "we", you mean... you and this life sized poster of jamie oliver?
  • me: ...even you?

Official Steven Universe merchandise needs to be a thing NOW. I want crystal gem action figures and giant lion plushies and fusion dolls and edible cookie cat cookies and licensed t-shirts and depressed breakfast stickers and themed stationery sets and cat finger sock puppets and a life-size rose scabbard and posters and key-rings and a lapis lazuli mirror and- GRAHHH I NEED THESE TO EXIST WHY DON’T THEY EXIST ALREADY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY