life of derek

what she says: im fine

what she means: In a Crowd of Thousands reveals that Dmitry is set on the girl he saw when he was 10 years old, and when Anya remembers it being her, his first instict is to sing in rejoice because he found her again, and afterward leans in to kiss her. Anya isn’t opposed to it at all, but he stops because in that moment he has to realize that she’s not just the girl he’s been in love with all this time, she’s royalty. Dmitry literally finds his dream girl and then immediately after has to face the fact that she’s out of reach. His kneel is out of respect for her position, but it’s also the point where he is forced to accept that his dream was shattered as soon as it came true.

I need someone to write this ASAP 😂

Okay, but how about Shitty or Ransom or Holster (or all of them) overhearing an absolutely ridiculous conversation between Jack and Bitty after they come out to the team? Like I want to see how each of them would react, because out of context the conversation is like WOOOAH THERE, but they’re really talking about staging a surprise birthday party for one of the frogs and they need a word to signal that “it’s time.” But obviously they walk I to the Haus at the wrong moment because all they end up hearing is

Jack: We can’t do this without a safeword.

Jack: I’m going to go with apricot.

Bitty: Hun, that’s way too normal. We need to go with something weird like…dragon slippers!

Jack: What??

Bitty: I use apricot too much in my normal life.

Jack: Why do you use apricot so much?

Bitty: What else am I supposed to call them, Mr. Zimmerman? Sweet tangy balls?

Jack: Do not call them sweet tangy balls, Bittle.

The signs as old Disney Channel shows
  • Aries: That's So Raven
  • Taurus: The Proud Family
  • Gemini: Hannah Montana
  • Cancer: Even Stevens
  • Leo: Sonny With A Chance
  • Virgo: Lizzie McGuire
  • Libra: Phil Of The Future
  • Scorpio: Kim Possible
  • Sagittarius: American Dragon: Jake Long
  • Capricorn: Life With Derek
  • Aquarius: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
  • Pisces: Wizards of Waverly Place

NurseyWeek Prompt #3 - Challenge.


“Oh, it is fucking on, bros,” Lardo shouts over the incessant thumping of the bass. “You two are going to get obliterated.” She points an emphatic finger at Ransom and Holster, who stand shoulder to shoulder on the other side of the beer pong table. Holster cups his hand over his chin, rubbing it thoughtfully, and side-eyes Ransom.

“She shouldn’t be able to say words like ‘obliterated’ three cups of tub juice in,” he says. Ransom is just beginning to nod in agreement when he’s beaned smack in the middle of his forehead with a ping pong ball. Holster gets hit in the same spot half a second later, sending both of them reeling back, spluttering.

“You know, I figured four years was enough time for the two of you to learn not to underestimate my abilities,” Lardo says, tossing another ping pong ball up in the air. She cocks an eyebrow and catches the ball, meeting their gazes. “My mistake. Clearly, you need another lesson.”

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Here, have some nostalgia!
Pixel Perfect, Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, Sky High
I’ve Got a Date With the President’s Daughter, Boy Meets World, Read It and Weep
Stuck in the Suburbs, Smart House, Life Size
Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior, Cow Belles, Now You See It…
Seventeen Again, Phil of the Future, Cadet Kelly
Twitches, Life With Derek, Naturally Sadie

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Criminal Minds Appreciation Week: Day 3 - OTP

“Speaking of pretty boys, where’s Reid?”