life is not a waiting game

You know, every time I saw games on itch.io with “pay what you want” as the price, and you could just download them for free, I always thought that probably didn’t work. Like, people would just download it for free, right?

My completely free game has been up for about 5 hours and I’ve gotten just over 100 dollars in “sales.”

You people are so nice honestly. Thank you all so much!

Your fave is problematic: Bioware
  • they have never showed me any of Varric’s books
  • never even made the codex for it
  • I want to know how Varric writes
  • what I’m trying to say is that I want to read Hard in Hightown
  • I am morbidly curious
  • tell me Bioware
  • no 
  • wait
  • show me Bioware
  • I wanna read the dwarf’s books
  • I don’t care if they’re shit
  • I have the need
  • to read

mod note: you can actually read varric’s writing in the game, in inquisition. it’s usually buried in ancient tombs, which leads me to believe either it’s popular with the dead or it was so terrible people risked life and limb to leave it where no man could find it. since the dead are up and walking and trying to attack you, probably the latter.

You die at the age of 65 and learn that your entire life was a VR game. Your friends are angry at you because they have been waiting to play the game for hours.

2

I’m literally sobbing.

So my friends convinced me to wear my Princess Tiana cosplay to Walmart. Considering I wasn’t at a con, I was surprised with all of the happy kids and parents begging to take pictures. In light of this, I ended up driving to Toys-R-Us just for fun. 

I’ll never forget this little black girl who asked to take a picture with me. As she walked away with her mom, she exclaimed how happy she was to see a princess that looked like her in real life. 

THIS IS WHY REPRESENTATION IS IMPORTANT. I can remember all of the times I wondered why none of my favorite Disney characters, or video game characters, or even anime characters had the same dark skin as me. Or the same wide nose as me. Or the same thick lips as me. Or the same coily hair as me. 

When Princess Tiana was introduced, I nearly cried. I waited until I was a young adult to have a Disney Princess who had my features and was seen as beautiful. And seeing children so happy –showing them that their dark skin, wide nose, thick lips, and coily hair are beautiful– moves me to tears.  

  • Other Fandoms: man we really wish if the anime has this and that, and oh - maybe like an alternate version and something like this happening -
  • YOI Fandom: man we really wish if - waIT WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE YOU SENSEI WHAT IS THIS AM I IN HEAVEN DID I SAVE MY COUNTRY IN MY PAST LIFE?
The Zodiac Signs While Waiting for You to Text Back

Aries is too busy to care. 

Taurus likely fell asleep. 

Gemini keeps trying hard not to look at their phone.

Cancer hides their phone away. 

Leo gets annoyed. 

Virgo goes back and rereads your old messages. 

Libra secretly dies inside. 

Scorpio imagines the worst. 

Sagittarius moved on with their life. 

Capricorn sends a “?”. 

Aquarius likely lost their phone. 

Pisces got lost in a movie, show, or game. 

You know, Cheritz really did a fabulous job with Mystic Messenger. I’ve never felt closer to a fictional universe before. It feels like I could be going about my life and get a call or text from an unrecognized number and it could be one of them. I’m not exactly sure how to describe my feelings towards the characters but I wouldn’t be surprised if one day one of them bled from the app into other areas of my phone. If the texts and emails and calls from the app one day just started appearing on my actual calling/messaging/email apps.

Compliation of Fics

mostly baekhyun cause duh.  mostly smut cause duh. stories may contain fluff, smut, angst, violence and death. so read the warnings in each fic and if there are none, read at your own will. 

all credits for each story goes to the owner. 

im just a person who decided to be organised while living the trash life. i will update the list once i get the chance.

EXO: 

Series

Wolf AU

College AU

Smuttyfairy Compilation

Smut

Punish Me


Baekhyun:

Fluff

Runaways | First Love | Stuck On You |

Smut

The Ugly Friend  | Last Time | Gameplay | What The Boss Says | Stage Hand | Regrets | Vocality | Nobody Is Better Than Me | AlreadyReleasing Stress | One Night Stand | Stop Pretending | Taking Control | Tell Me What You Like | Dreaming Of You | Been Waiting For You | Dirty Bathroom | Player 04 | Let Them See You Belong With Me | Touchdown | Love On The Baseball Field  | Trust Me | Palpitate | Lets Get Physical | Game Over | First  | Hurricane |  Princess | Minseok’s Number | Mine | Tease Pleaser | Losing Control |  

Angst

Different Paths

Series

Movie Night | In Your Heart | Allegiance | Six Steps | New Encounters | Solace | Guilty | The Secret | Memoria | Enough | So Unlike You | Hunter’s Night | Saving Lives | I Give Up | Chemistry | Conflicted | Slave To Pleasure | Mellifluous | All’s Fair | Promises From Her | Show Me How | Play | Bloodlust | SnoozeThe Wrong Time | Trouble | Do Not Disturb | Take A Hint | Flight 5704 | Let Me Love You | Soulmate | Send My Love | Just Friends |


Chanyeol:

Series

Anything For Her


Sehun:

Series

Playboy | Highlight |

lillshiro  asked:

Hii, I really love X-men (marvel in general) and I was wondering what kind of mutants the rfa+ V,Saeran and rika (vanderwood if u want) would be, but If you dont know them You can just ignore this if you want, Have fun writing! x

The first bomb begins.


Yoosung

  • For most of Yoosung’s life, he’s been able to understand animals (much to the envy of Saeyoung and Jumin)
  • Because he’s naturally smart, he is pressured to do well in school and behave
  • So, if Yoosung needs some me-time, he goes out to a grassy area and sits and waits for the animals to gather around him
  • More than once he’s actually been caught petting a deer while playing a game on his phone
  • Yoosung’s a Disney Princess

Jaehee

  • She’s got some form of super speed
  • Granted, Jaehee isn’t as fast as some mutants with super speed, but she’s infinitely more efficient
  • While Jaehee does have a lot of control over her powers, if she gets too tired or doesn’t concentrate properly, she’s very likely to crash into walls or hurt herself
  • Thankfully, her speed carries over to her healing as well, so she recovers fast enough that it’s not anything serious

Zen

  • Well, naturally, he has an unnatural healing ability
  • It’s interesting that it’s actually a mind based super power as he has to focus and force his body to heal, knowing every cell and what it has to do to heal himself
  • It’s nowhere near as fast as, say, Wolverine, but it’s fast enough that he’s able to recover from a broken bone or sprained ankle within minutes to hours (depending on severity)
  • Some speculate that he has some sort of hypnotic singing voice, but he doesn’t, he’s just a beautiful singer
  • Also, although he doesn’t advertise it, he has had a vision or two of the future in his dreams, but they’re infrequent

Jumin

  • if he weren’t a mutant, his superpower would be money
  • Jumin’s able to shift his body into diamond and back again
  • He’s able to manipulate this form and create diamond weapons or just straight up diamonds
  • Of course he wishes he could speak to cats, but unfortunately, he’s not so lucky and believe me he has tried to get Yoosung on his employee roster
  • Instead, he has an ability that can make him money and he can use to give people he likes nice things (also, he can spoil Elizabeth)
  • Would totally transform his hand and use the light refraction to play with Elizabeth

Saeyoung

  • Omnilingual
  • Aka, he speaks, reads, and understands all languages perfectly
  • Computer code, ancient Egyptian, and Korean all look the same to him
  • Not a super power, but he’s also super smart, and because he got to skip the step of “learning” new languages, he’s able to read a lot of books and how to hack better than anyone else
  • However, sometimes he misses something simple because he doesn’t realize that something is written in two languages for a deliberate reason that hints at the truth

V

  • He has enhanced senses and the ability to make super sonic blasts
  • So V is very good at knowing his surroundings at all times
  • He can detect anything new or wrong in his immediate area long before he even sees it
  • When V goes blind, he’s still able to see, but it’s different, and he’s not sure he likes it, but it’s interesting
  • The pictures he takes after he goes blind are drastically different in style, the critics say, but they’re still beautiful and his work continues to be adored

Saeran

  • Twins are often similar, but never the same
  • So while Saeyoung is omnilingual, Saeran isn’t
  • Instead, he’s telekinetic
  • He also has a little telepathy, but it only works with Saeyoung (twin telepathy for the win)
  • As a result, when he gets worked up or really emotional, Saeran loses control and things are either thrown or destroyed
  • When he was first rescued from Rika’s control, he had to be quarantined so that he couldn’t hurt anyone

Vanderwood

  • Human taser
  • Basically, he controls electricity and polarities and such
  • Vanderwood, when irritated or pushed, will simply raise his hand and have electricity arc between his fingers as a quiet threat
  • He’s also extremely useful to have around if something electrical breaks, because he can sense if the electricity isn’t passing through part of the machine, or if it’s an electricity problem at all

Rika

  • Rika… well, she’s got kind of a Queen Bee type power
  • In that, she produces pheromones that can warp and control a person’s mind
  • Now, people with strong minds or mental based powers, resist her control (such as MC and Saeyoung, Saeran to a lesser extent, and even V, although you wouldn’t know it because he gives into Rika’s will anyways, most of the time)
  • When her powers firsts appeared, her powers only appeared to make people more attracted to her, more drawn in, more interested in making her happy rather than anything else, and she used that to get people to donate money towards good causes
  • One day, someone tried to kill for her, misinterpreting her order, and Rika realized, if she could control people like this, she could change the world
  • Reshape it in a way that nobody would ever be unhappy or want for anything ever again (by taking away their free will)
  • Thus her descent into a power mad, world domination bent, villain

MC

  • MC would be a psychic
  • Probably with some form of ability to telepathically link people’s minds so that everyone can be on the same page
  • But she wouldn’t be strong enough to control or influence people
  • Although, be warned, she does have visions of the past, present, and future, so she could know more about you than you do
  • Not that she would tell you
HIVESWAP LOOKS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!

IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

FUN SOUNDING CHARACTERS!!!!!!!

FUNNY FLAVOR TEXT FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING! WOW THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH WORK!!!!!!!

UNIQUE AND INTERESTING COMBAT!!!!!!!

IM NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS BUT I LOVE IT!!!

WOW WHAT A COOL LOOKING GAME I CAN’T WAIT

devil’s sonata {pt.3} | M

⇢  PROLOGUE // PART 1 // PART 2 // PART 3 //

Contains: horror, angst {serial killers!au}

Warnings: graphic depictions of violence and death, gore

Words: 6,800

Summary: Taehyung was willing to go beyond the limits of ethics to spread his own, twisted point of view about the beauty of mankind. However, his brief reign came to an end when another artist starts to take inspiration from his work, beating him at his own game and making him learn in the worst possible way that life does imitates art.

Originally posted by taexsmiles

A/N: it’s been 84 years but the update is finally here!! I’ll try to keep the parts a little bit shorter so they can come out more frequently. Sorry for the wait!!

The sky was absolutely melancholic that day. Clouds enveloped the horizon in a monotone waltz of strong winds and heavy rains, dancing on top of tall buildings and oblivious citizens; morphing into a powerful storm as the hours moved along. Icy water poured down on the grey cityscape, ever so faintly attempting to wash away all the putrid sins that whispered amidst the crowded streets; but was not able to cleanse the repugnant grace that decorated the rooftop of a special, secluded building.

Many meters below the overcast skyline, Jung Hoseok pushed his way through the frenzy of stupefied bodies, holding his badge out to any of the spectators that dared to complain about his carelessness. Camera flashes and incomprehensible inquiries echoed all around him, exploding inside his head in the form of the most annoying symphony he had ever experienced; morphing into a headache he knew would not leave him alone so soon.

“Does the police have any clues?” a female voice overlapped the effervescent noise as the agent finally reached the yellow tape, a color that seemed to be mocking him lately. He raised it, and passed below the plastic line. “Your incompetence is allowing for more people to be killed!”

Hoseok clenched his jaw, physically stopping himself from answering something he would regret later. Instead, his steps grew faster as he reached the glass doors of the construction, drops of water running down his face as he mentally cursed every aspect of his current situation. For a miserable second, he was able to see the phantasmagorical reflection of his exhausted face on the translucent surface, turning him into merely another ghost among the city lines, an opaque being with no definite destination ― perhaps, that was what he truly was.

He passed by the empty wooden tables, disregarding the hysteria of soaked, blurry papers scattered around the floor; caused by the window that was left open for the entire night. ‘No signs of breaking in’ still resonated inside his turbulent thoughts, bringing along all the horrible questions he was far too confused to answer. Instead, the man found his way to the cement steps of the building, quickly moving up to the last floor of the static place.

The frigid wind thundered around him as he opened the heavy door to the rooftop, his figure being embraced once again by the monochromatic sky. A mixture of fury and disbelief bloomed inside his gaze as he moved towards the present silhouettes, all of them with their eyes locked on yet another one of the anonymous killer’s expositions.

“Jungkook,” Hoseok called, moving next to the young chief. Jeon glanced at him in pure emptiness, far too flabbergasted to even acknowledge his harsh tone. “What the fuck happened in your damn station?”

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  • me: *ok i need to open up to someone*
  • me: omg have you seen that new game? have you played that other game it looks so cool! omfg and what about the news from that anime i was so waiting to watch it
  • me: *it's fine, there's always next time :)*

Listen, I’m trash. I don’t try to hide it. 

I’ve basically been waiting my entire adult life for a game to let me bang an alien on screen. Not just a human except blue (not hating on asari, just a personal preference) - but someone who actually looks like an alien without fading to black after a nice little headbutt. 

Bioware answered my prayers and it’s even better than I could have hoped because honestly Jaal is the sweetest and kindest and most perfect man I’ve ever met. So yeah I’m over the moon (HAHA GET IT) about a real live fully animated sex scene.

So I giffed it. For science. Under the cut.

VERY NSFW FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

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I’m too old to be playing games or wait around on someone who doesn’t know what he wants. If I’m not making you wait for a text or a call on purpose then I expect the same.
— 

-Don’t waste my time.

-m.t.t.

mortdeheros  asked:

Hi, just a quick thing to ruin your life. The Foxes are a gang in Ketterdam, Neil is a Grisha fleeing... anyway have a good day!

hellooooo thank u sm for this prompt, this is only part one bc i couldn’t wait to share it, but i’ll post the rest as soon as i can!!

The streets were deadly quiet the night Nathaniel left everything behind – his life, his family, his very name. His father was asleep when Nathaniel climbed down the window of his small, cramped closet of a room. The cold air bit harshly at his skin, froze his bones through the thin cotton of his shirt, but Nathaniel didn’t dare turn back to the slightly warmth of his home.

Not anymore, he told himself. It was no longer his home – if it ever had been. Now it was just the place that would get him killed, or worse. Finally, finally, after years of hiding it, his father knew the truth about him and his mother was nowhere to be found. He knew, somewhere deep in his core, that she would be dead soon. He’d seen the look on her face when they took her away, when his father just let them take her. He remembered the way her frantic eyes found him cowering around the corner, the word she mouthed at him.

Run. RUN.

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