life is not a waiting game

anonymous asked:

DAMN GIRL, you're gorgeous... i don't live in croatia but for you i would take a plane right away and put a ring on that finger. GOD BLESS YOU... oh wait he already did.

Anonymous said:your visuals are no joke, i bet you’re very popular, your game must be very strong.

Anonymous said:After seeing your picture (you took my breath away) I suddenly started thinking that you seem to be Yoongi’s type. I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHY I THINK THIS, it’s just a feeling. I think if BTS saw you, at least Yoongi and RM would be jaw droped.

Anonymous said:i’m 100% that if i knew you in real life, i would not be able to look at you because you’re so pretty i’d get really nervous. you’re one of the prettiest girls i’ve ever seen in my whole life, you’re on another level of pretty.


too much to handle at once!!! anon/s? you can’t do this to me, idk what to say to all of this hudhshxh wow uhh thank youu oMG

Regarding Confessions


It has come to my attention that there have been messages passed around claiming that I have hurt some people and turned them away from the community.  If there was a problem between us, I want to make things right since I don’t want anybody to stop creating content because of me. Keeping someone from creating a game is the opposite of what I advocate for.

Instead of vehemently denying that I have done anything wrong, I want to apologize if I have hurt any of you in any way. But I would also like to ask you to please understand that a problem could have been a misunderstanding between us. 

I acknowledge that I had made mistakes in the past and had waited too long to fix them. These mistakes were done around a difficult time of my life, but I have since realized the error of my ways and have moved on. I am no longer the person I was before, and am in a better place.

I ask that if any of you have an issue with my actions, please don’t be afraid to reach out to me privately so that we can clear things up between us. Again, I apologize if I have ever hurt you in the past. It is not my intention to make anyone feel uncomfortable in any way. 


It was a life that she had not chosen but a life that had been forced upon her, she had no family left to speak of and she had no one to show her the right path. She had never known of who her family was, Y/n had been abandoned from the day she was born. Y/n had been bought by a mistress who owned a whore house in King’s Landing, as she was still too young she was to wait on the whores. She was to clean their rooms after patrons had came by, to collect whatever the girls required and help them dress before visitors arrived.

As soon as Y/n came of age she had been forced to become one of them, she had hated it from the very start. Y/n was different from the other the whore’s she could read and write, she could also think for herself and had a sharp tongue. Many men had enjoyed her company and found herself high in demand at the little whore house. 

However Y/n had dreamt from a young age of finding a way to escape, to have a little cottage somewhere; to raise her own animals and grow her own food. No matter how much she daydreamed of a life far away, it never came to be. Y/n had never found the courage to leave, she had been in that terrible place for so long that she had been to scared to go. 

One of her number one rules was not to fall in love with the men that she had sex with, she was to play the perfect role and play the perfect temptress for them. For a fee Y/n would be whoever they wished her to be, some of the coin that she was able to keep she would hide away until she was ready to flee and leave it all behind. She had always stuck by her number one rule but that was until Tyrion Lannister came along and paid for her time.

He was different from the other men that visited her, not because of his height but because he actually cared about what she had to say. He made her smile and laugh, instead of dreading his company she found herself looking forward to his visits. He never told her of his family and who his father was, but it did not take long for one of the other girls to inform her that he was in fact a Lannister. That did not make a difference to Y/n, she had heard stories of how cruel his family could be but she could not see that in him. 

What Y/n was not aware of was Tyrion could not stop himself from paying his favourite girl a visit, he no longer thought of her as a whore but a beautiful, enchanting goddess. He was shocked to believe that the curvaceous, beauty failed to see how beautiful she was. He found himself dreaming of her every night, dreaming that he would find her asleep in his arms and making love to her until the sun came up. He was falling for her and did not know what to do, his father would certainly cast him out for this. He already knew of his son’s fornicating with whores and had shown a dislike for it. It did not stop him for visiting Y/n he had to see her, her smile could make all his dark days seem brighter. 

Y/n had stopped sleeping with other men and would only spend time with Tyrion. She had even told him to stop paying her as she enjoyed his company and considered him a friend. Tyrion was surprised at the gesture but ignored her anyway, he wished to see that she was cared for and had money for what she needed. He had even helped her leave the whore house and found her more suitable lodgings, she was pleased to finally have her independence. 

Soon Tyrion became a more frequent visitor, as they spent the late hours talking until morning had broken; they would forget the outside world and enjoyed the time they had together. 

Moons had passed and Y/n was extremely happy, she had her freedom and the man she loved. However she had yet to inform him of her feelings, scared of his rejection and the pain to know he did not feel the same.  

Y/n had started to feel unwell, she found herself being sick in the mornings and yearning for unusual foods. She had heard of the symptoms before it had happened to one of the girls at the whorehouse, the girl had a bastard with the King. She was carrying Tyrion’s child; Y/n was scared that he would no longer want her and tell her to leave. 

Instead of waiting to here those words leave his lips, Y/n planned to leave King’s Landing once and for all and raise the baby alone.Y/n had her coins that she had saved from working in the whore house and from Tyrion. Y/n packs her things and prepares to leave the next morning as soon as the sun comes up. However as she had almost finished organising her belongings Tyrion had returns to apartment to see her.

‘Y/n what are you doing?’ he asks her, pulling her attention away from packing for a moment until she turns her back to him once again.

‘I am leaving’

‘Leaving? Where will you go?’

‘North I believe’

‘Why now? Why choose to leave today?’ Tyrion walks closer to Y/n, he could sense that there was something more going on inside of Y/n, for her to leave so suddenly ‘Please Y/n talk to me. What is going on?’

He pulls on her arm, forcing her to look at him once more.

‘I’m having a baby Tyrion. Your baby, I am so sorry’

‘My baby?’

Y/n nods as Tyrion tries to hide his surprise, he had never thought one day that he would become a father. 

‘I am so sorry. I did not plan this to happen, I believe I may have forgotten to drink the moon tea. I know that this is not what you wanted to come from this arrangement’

Pulling away from his trance he firmly takes hold of Y/n’s soft hands.

‘Listen to be Y/n I believe you. It is just a shock, I never believed that I would be a father’ Tyrion tells her as Y/n looks down at him ‘I am not mad Y/n I promise you. In fact it is the best news I have ever heard in my life’

Now it is Y/n’s time to be surprised.


‘It is true. Y/n I love you so much and now you are carrying my child it makes me love you even more’

‘You love me?’

‘I understand if you cannot love a beast like me’

Y/n lowers herself onto her knees so that she is the same height as Tyrion.

‘You are no beast my love. I love you also, I did not believe that you could fall in love with someone like me; a whore’ she tells him ‘It was not the life I wanted for myself. It was forced upon me like many of the other girls, the only thing that I truly wanted was my own family’

‘Then you shall have it. You, I and the little one’

Y/n smiles brightly at Tyrion, placing her hands on his face she pulls him gently towards her and presses her lips against his. Their deep love for one another his passed between their passionate kiss, only pulling away to catch their breathes.

‘But what of your family Tyrion. They will not be happy to hear of this’

‘Fuck my family. You are the only thing that matters to me Y/n, we shall leave Westeros and flee to Bravos and start a new life together’

‘I am so sorry that I doubted you Tyrion. I was scared that you would no longer want me now that I am having your baby’

‘How could I not want you? You are beautiful, smart and have so much kindness in your heart’ he adds ‘It is me that does not deserve you’

‘You deserve one another. We have been through so much hardship in our lives and now we have one another’

‘That we do. Tomorrow we will leave over the see and not North, I will gather some things from the keep before we leave. Stay here I will be back shortly and do not speak of this to anyone, I do not wish anyone to stop us’

‘I promise’

He kisses her forehead, and presses his lips against her stomach before leaving Y/n once more to prepare for their new future together.

Confessions of an ex-Anti

Warning: language. I have no filter and I don’t believe in censorship.

First of all, I want to start by saying that I am quite a bit older than the majority of the people on Tumblr, and I don’t really give a shiny shit if anyone has an issue with that, or wants to make fun of me for it (and yes, they have).  I don’t think age or gender or race should have anything to do what we love and respect, and fandoms and ships are a part of that.  However, due to my age, and the fact that Star Wars was a massive part of my life growing up (really dating myself here, but I was alive and old enough to enjoy the original trilogy when it was in the theaters) I am more passionate about this fandom than pretty much ANYthing else. Period, hard return.

Originally posted by usedpimpa

Moving forward to the new movies.  I loved TFA.  I felt it was absolutely worth the wait and the hype.  I loved the writing, I loved all the new characters, and I was excited about where they were taking the franchise that I loved so much.  The one thing I did NOT get from TFA was “that feeling” – that deep down, OMG feeling when you see a movie that you know has just changed your life as you know it.  For instance, I got that feeling when I saw ANH for the first time.  Even though I was a little kid, I knew it was a game changer, and from then on, Star Wars was life for me.

Originally posted by josskuhh

In the months between TFA and TLJ, I formed opinions that, while I did not know it at the time, would have labeled me as an anti-Reylo.  To me, Kylo Ren was the embodiment of evil.  He was obviously being set up to be the next Sith/Dark Lord/Darth V2.0 whatever you want to call it. And I wanted him to be.  Kylo being the ultimate big bad made it easier for me to fit him into the puzzle in my head.  To me, there was absolutely no way that Kylo Ren, after killing his father in cold blood as well as a key player in the murder of BILLIONS of people could EVER be anything other than pure, black, irredeemable evil.

As pure, black, irredeemable evil, Kylo’s relationships with other characters, in my opinion, were for no reasons other than to secure his place on the dark side.  Especially, and most definitely Rey.  He was taking advantage of Rey’s newness in all of this to exploit her and use her. The idea that there was some sort of love story between those two was utterly ridiculous to me, and while I never outwardly mocked or criticized anyone (because honestly, that’s just fucking rude), I remained solid in my anti-Reylo opinions.

Originally posted by howaboutmyqueen-reylo

The first time I saw TLJ, I was so caught up in the breadth and complexity of the story, not to mention bawling into hand fulls of Kleenex every time Carrie Fisher came on the screen, I was unable to fully digest everything.  The one thing I DID know, however, was that Kylo Ren was still the big bad, and HA!! – just like I had been saying for over a year, he had used and manipulated Rey in order to advance himself and oh, now look, he’s the fucking Supreme Leader of the First Order. The end.  I’ll see myself out.

Originally posted by little-diable

Oh, and one more thing I know is that if Adam Driver moves up the hotness scale from TLJ to IX as far as he did from TFA to TLJ, we shall be instantly and utterly vaporized by the white hot heat that radiates from his perfect body.  But I digress…

Originally posted by reylohues

I could not stop thinking about TLJ.  There was something bothering me, and I felt like I had missed a lot (which I had) so as soon as I had some time off, I went and saw it again. This time, I paid much more attention to the plot and storyline, and the little details that everyone had been talking about that may have been missed.  And then, at the end of the movie, when Kylo goes down on one knee and the Force bond opens and he looks up at Rey with those big just-kill-me-now puppy dog eyes, a little switch flipped in the back of my brain.  That look… Those were not the eyes of a big bad, balls-to-the-wall evil, manipulative murderer.  Those were the eyes of a boy denied love and betrayed so many times over that he had lost count.  Those were the eyes of a damaged, broken man who had been forced to do the things he had done because of the choices, intervention, and manipulation of the people he had trusted time and time and time again. Eyes full of loneliness, hurt, and regret.

That realization shattered me.  Because not only had I been wrong about Kylo Ren, I had also learned that characters that I had loved since I was a child were responsible for a great deal of his torment.  I literally felt Ben Solo’s pain and betrayal in my own way.  And after I began to process the shock of my wrongness about Kylo/Ben, Rey began to creep into my thoughts.  And at that point, everything I thought I knew about Kylo and Rey began to turn upside down.

Originally posted by theappleisthefruit

I started to really read and digest the more serious Reylo posts that delved into the theories regarding the relationship between Kylo and Rey, as well as the possibility of redemption for Ben Solo.  And while I could still see through a lot of it as conjecture and reaching, there were a few facts that could not be ignored.  For me, those facts were:

1. Rey is pure in her emotions for Kylo/Ben.  She believes in him and the goodness in him to the point where she literally delivers herself to him and places her life in Kylo’s hands on Snoke’s ship.  I cannot imagine putting that level of life-or-death trust in someone unless I loved that person in some way.

2. Kylo, on some level, cares for Rey.  While it is very difficult for me to define exactly what it is he feels for her because he is SO FUCKING DAMAGED (this is a fact that I personally feel cannot be denied), there is irrefutably something there.

3. Kylo + Rey = balance.  This is proven multiple times in the movie, with the ultimate being the throne room scene.  When neither of them are thinking about it, and just allowing themselves to be what they are in their togetherness, they are seamless - two parts of the same whole.

Originally posted by youarenothingbutnottome

Now, here are some more minute, smaller details that I picked up that were personal deal-sealers for me:

1. That gorgeous fucking thing that Kylo does with his mouth – where he looks like he’s chewing on the emotions to keep them from coming out. He only does it when he’s utterly and completely conflicted regarding someone he deeply cares about.  He does it in his tie silencer when he is confronted with killing his mother, he does it when the first Force bond opens with Rey, and he does it twice during the throne room scene when he is asking Rey to join him.

Originally posted by nikkinotions

2. There were a couple of things in the island hut Force bond scene.  First of all, their level of casual comfort with each other during this scene was major for me.  Second of all - she WAY overshares with him here.  Although the movie doesn’t show us the entire conversation between Rey and Kylo, she did tell him about the cave, and what it showed her about her parents.  We can assume she told him more, but either way, she is giving away major details to him about the island, about her relationship with the dark side of the Force, and most importantly, about herself.

3. A lot of people have focused on Kylo’s speech to Rey in the throne room.  It is pretty obvious it is super similar to the famous speech from ESB when Vader tells Luke “Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son!” However, just before this, Vader also says “If only you knew the power of the Dark Side!”

The actual quote from Kylo’s speech is “I want you to join me. We can rule together and bring a new order to the galaxy”.  The big difference to me is that he doesn’t ask her to come to the dark side. Never once does he mention the dark side, or a side at all.  In fact, he asks Rey to let go of sides in a way (a parallel to DJ’s “don’t join” philosophy) when he tells her to let it all die - “Snoke, Skywalker, the Sith, the Jedi, the Rebels; let it all die”.   He simply asks her to come with HIM. He is looking for a way to complete himself, and end all the conflict that has surrounded him his entire life.  Here is that broken boy again, desperately looking for someone to love him enough to take his hand and simply be with him for who he is – something he has never had. And Rey is the person he asks.

Originally posted by the-dark-force

I went and saw TLJ again a few days ago, and it was like I was seeing it for the first time.  After having all of these realizations and changes of heart, I saw the story through new eyes.  And then it happened – I even remember the exact moment, during the throne room fight when Kylo has just killed the last of the guards with the legacy saber and he looks at Rey and you know everyone in the theater is thinking “now kiss!” – I got that feeling.  That OMG feeling when you see a movie that you know has just changed your life as you know it.  I suddenly realized that I was not fully grasping the true impact of the story until I watched it not as a story about Rey or Kylo Ren or Luke Skywalker or the Resistance or the fight between light and dark, but as the story of Kylo and Rey. Together. 

Because they are the beautiful, tragic heart of it.

Originally posted by reyloiscanon21

Reylo or die, y’all. Peace out.

country singer bitty accidentally writes a hit about nhl player jack

Based on this post about the inspiration for Dolly Parton’s Jolene, which is somehow even gayer than the song itself. Bless you, Dolly.

It had started out so innocently.

Bitty had been tired after hours of this meet n’ greet, and when that tall drink of water walked up to get his autograph, Bitty couldn’t help the words that tumbled out of his mouth.

“Gosh, well aren’t you the most handsome fella I’ve ever seen,” he said, reached for the outstretched CD–CD! Who even bought CDs anymore?–and readied his Sharpie. “What’s your name, hun?”

“Uh, Jack,” the man said, pretty eyes going wide. If he’d been more awake, Bitty might’ve felt bad for making a fan uncomfortable. But if this Jack really were a fan, then he certainly wouldn’t have a problem with another man complimenting him. And besides, he was handsome, with his wide shoulders and high cheekbones and eyes as blue as the summer sky.

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Date at Casino Park!!

(You can blame Shadow’s awed “Cool city” line for this entire thing lmao)

Reblogs > likes!! :’D

Drarry Fic Rec Masterlist

I’ve been meaning to put this together properly for some time now, so finally, here is a list of my top Drarry fics.
Definitely read through all the other works of these amazing writers. These are just my personal favourites. 

Enjoy! Hahahahah good luck ever doing anything else ever again.

First and foremost comes Saras_Girl like, I CAN’T EVEN.
So, my top favourites of theirs:

Turn (E)
The Foundations series GUHHH:
Part 1: Reparations (E)
Part 2: Foundations (E)
Helix (E)
Catfished (T)
It Takes a Village (M)
Salt on the Western Wind (M)
All Life is Yours to Miss (M)

(I don’t need to say anymore to pitch these. They are your bread and butter. READ THEM.)

Tales From the Special Branch by femmequixotic (E)
When Gawain Robards asks him to form Special Branch seven-four-alpha, Harry Potter knows they’ll have to work outside the confines of the law–even though they are the law.

(Aurors!Harry and Draco, forbidden fruit, case fic, lots of excellent smut, incredibly complex and well-written plot. I can’t even with this fic it’s so freaking good. Most recent in the series has just started posting but each individual fic is brilliant stand-alone. MASTERFUL. And so satisfyingly long.
They have so many great fics, go read them allllll!)

Temptation on the Warfront by alizarincrimson (E)
Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Warnings for swearing, sexual content, and dark themes.

(7th year AU. Really well developed and reworked to include Draco. One of my drarry firsts and an all-time love.)

Running on Air by eleventy7 (T)
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

(So, I’m not great at reading T-rated fics… I actually read this one by accident. I am so glad I did. Beautiful fic. Melancholy and lovely and just yes.)

Against All Odds by momatu (E)
Beauxbatons is hosting the first ever Quidditch Summer School for children from all over Europe, and Harry has promised to enroll Teddy as his birthday present. Meanwhile, Draco is stuck in his office, putting together the first ever Quidditch Summer School for children from all over Europe during, when he should be enjoying summer holidays.

(Momatu really does their research and creates a vivid world with great development between Harry and Draco. Highly recommend trawling through their work and reading it all. Massive thanks to @siriusly-not-over-remus​ for reccing this to me!)

One Touch by Fleetofshippyships (M)
An unexpected incident late one night sets off a series of events that could save one young man in desperate need of help, even if doing so may destroy the other.Harry commits an act of great violence, but doesn’t remember why. Malfoy urges him to run, and takes the blame instead. The most obvious explanation makes no sense, and it only gets more complicated from there.What follows is their struggle to trust and open up to one another while dealing with dangerous and invasive magic; when stepping wrong and losing control, even if only for a few moments, could have severe consequences for them both. 

(8th year AU. Fantastic concept for plot and really well developed idea. Another one to absolutely check out a load of their work. I also highly recommend by them:

Restraint (E)
Someone casts the Imperius curse on Draco Malfoy, and whatever the instructions may be, Harry finds himself an unwilling target. The encounter leaves him torn between pleasure and revulsion. As they fight in the aftermath, a tense game begins. Harry fights to convince Malfoy, and himself, that he was not affected by that initial encounter, or any of those following it. Faced with a series of escalating encounters, Harry must come to terms with desiring things he never thought he could, things he wishes he didn’t respond to. They each use signs of arousal as weapons against each other in a mad struggle to finally shame the other into backing down for good. But it’s only after the game is over that Harry starts to understand.

(8th year AU. Great angst and enemies to lovers progression. Drinking. Games. A hella lot of rough sex. This is a smuuuuut fic. I also helped beta this fic because it was so good and I couldn’t wait for updates.)

Balance, Imperfect by bixgirl1 (E)
When Harry sustains an injury in the line of work, he no longer knows how to navigate the life he loved, and finds help and solace from the most unexpected source.

(Auror!Harry, Physiotherapist!Draco.
I totally got @sirussly​ to read this and she loved it, closet hardcore Drarry shipper right there.
I LOVE @bixgirl1 I cannot explain. All the stuff by them is just fantastic. Especially:

The Shape of the World (E)
In Evidence of Magical Theory (E)

They are also in the middle of a collab with the wonderful @l0vegl0wsinthedark on a super cute and super smutty Virgin!Draco series on here (search either of their blogs under the ‘virgin draco’ tag.)

Speaking of! l0vegl0wsinthedark has a whole load of great fics (all the good smut). Absolutely worth working your way through it all!)

Draco Sodding Malfoy by Shewhxmustnxtbenamed (M)
Harry finds Draco outside a pub and takes him back to his place, only to find out that Draco is in an abusive relationship. Harry invites Draco to stay until he can get back on his feet. They go to Draco’s ex-boyfriends house, and come back with more than they bargained for.

(So. Cute. Domestic bfs. Also very worth checking out @shewhomustnotbenamed​ and their drarry videos hallooooooo) 

Azoth by zeitgeistic (E)
Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

(Hogwarts Apprentices!Drarry. Animagus magic. SO GOOD GUH. I really love the idea for Harry’s animagus and the progress is so excellent.) 

Any Instrument by dicta_contrion (E)
Draco Malfoy wouldn’t go back to England for anything less than an exceptional case. Being asked to figure out why Harry Potter can’t control his magic might be exceptional enough to qualify.


The Vanishing Department (E)
The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, even if that involves a lot more form-filling, bickering, covert glancing, miscommunication, and flying furniture than we might expect.

(Brilliant characterisation of Draco and really interesting idea. YES.)

House Proud by astolat (E)
His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.



“I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?“

(Harry has to go back to Hogwarts before he can be promoted, Professor!Draco. Yisssssss.)

- Timeshare (BONDING FIC YES)

Eclipse by Mijan (T)
Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius’s imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. It’s the perfect plan, guaranteeing revenge, power, and prestige, all in one blow. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins, and the battle will take them both through hell and back. If they come back.

(6th year AU. Pre-HBP. Another accidental T read with 0 regrets. I LOVED this, SO MUCH.)

A Year In Training by Omi_Ohmy (M)
Harry is finally living his dream and training as an Auror, but nothing seems to be going right: he’s just so angry all the time. And Draco Malfoy’s presence on the programme really isn’t helping with that, either.

(Aurors!Drarry: Harry’s pissed off Draco is better than him. I’m sure you can see where this goes…)

Eternally Consistent by kitsunealyc (E)
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy’s doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.

(Unspeakables!Harry&Draco: Nice swift enemies to lovers progression, goooood!)

Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop (E)
It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It’s been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco’s getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he’s falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

(Really nice development of Draco, and fun plot! Definitely worth going through their other works too, some really great stuff!)

Strangeness and Charm by FeelsForBreakfast (E)
One November night during his eighth year at Hogwarts, Draco ends up in the forbidden forest. That’s how it starts.
or: If two boys fall in love in a magical forest, does it still make a sound?

(8th year AU. Dreamlike and sweet. Check out their other works too. I especially recommend ‘Like Holly or Blood’ (M) and 'Open for Repairs’ (M).)

Strange Bedfellows by hurt_mod and ravenclawsquill (E)
When Harry encounters a frail and fidgety Draco Malfoy at the Ministry, he just knows something is wrong and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.
A story about Deadly Nightshade, crippling insomnia, excellent wine … and finding what you need in the strangest of circumstances.

(Addict!Draco. All the good angsttttt.)

Boom Clap (The Sound of my Heart) by femmequixotic and noeon (E)
Post-war Hogwarts has been energized by its new teaching fellows program. Where once bitter enmity divided the wizarding community, Malfoy and Potter chummily patrol hallways together whilst Granger and Zabini seek lost parts of the castle at McGonagall’s behest and Chang supervises Quidditch when not lecturing in Charms. It’s a veritable wizarding utopia and life is predictable for the first time in years. Which is, of course, when everything blows apart as the result of a drunken dare and Malfoy’s life is ruined beyond his capacity to repair it. Ever. In a million years.

(TeachingFellows!Harry&Draco: Drinking games wohooooo!) 

Lift Your Open Hand by firethesound (M)
With Draco Malfoy as his assigned partner for the next six weeks of Auror training, Harry had been prepared for things to go poorly. But getting themselves accidentally bonded to each other in the first twenty minutes of their very first assignment seemed going above and beyond, even for them.

(Aurors!Drarry. Who doesn’t love a good magical bonding fic?? Lots of great works, also recommend:

A Convenient Impracticality (E)
Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?

(Aurors!Drarry, That good fake relationship trope. *thumbs up*)

The Light More Beautiful
Thirteen years after Draco accepts Potter’s help escaping the horror of his sixth year, he returns to England where he makes the unfortunate discovery that Potter is still as obnoxious as ever. And worse, more than a decade overseas hasn’t been enough to dim Draco’s obsession with him.

(Sort of 6th year AU, then post-war Aurors!Drarry. Really interesting speciality for Draco and great development)

I will keep updating this as I remember more/find more great fics. 
If you have any requests for specific types of fic, hmu and I’ll see if I can help :)

Happy reading! <3

M x

The Signs When Mad

* Check Mars Sign + Sun

Aries: They Blow Up Out Of No Where. They Scream Without Meaning Too. Their Anger Is Impulsive, And Intense. However, It Will Leave Just As Quick As It Came. They Are The Type To Beat Your Ass, They Will Hit You.

Taurus: SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!! They Won’t Have The Courage To Yell At You, They Will Just Try Their Best To Make You Feel Guilty About It. IF They Do Yell, You Surpassed Their Breaking Point. They Will Hold It against You Until The Day They Die, But Don’t Worry, Its Not Your Fault You Hurt Them:)

Gemini: Their Anger Is Extreme. When They Are Angry, They Have No Mercy. They Are Crazy, They Are The Type To Blow Up Your House. Their Anger Is Creative, And Will Hurt You In The Best Way They Can. They Get The Most Upset When They Don’t Get Their Way, However Just like Aries Their Anger Doesn’t Stay For Long.

Cancer: They Get Mad When Its About Something They Are Passionate Or Emotional About. If You Insult Their Beliefs Or Ideas Trust Me, They Will Snap. They Will Argue With You Until You Give Up, They Don’t Yell Or Scream. Usually Just Argue.

Leo: It Hurts To See Them Angry…Their Voices Pierce Your Ears. They Get Angry If You Insult Them, Or Embarrass Them. If You Make Them Feel Small Or Less, You Will Not Get Away With It. PETTY.

Virgo: They Will Point Out Every Single Flaw Of Yours When They’re Mad At You. They Turn Your Own Words Against You. They Will Use Logic And Will Dig Deep Under Your Skin. You Will Be The One Yelling, Not Them.

Libra: Their Anger Is Bottled Up. How could THEY Get Angry? It Is Rare To See Them Angry Or Yell. Usually Just REALLY Passive Agressive. Uses Words To Make You Feel Their Anger.

Scorpio: They Are The Best At Playing The Ignoring Game. They Won’t Even Remember Your Existence. They Won’t Scream, Or Yell. However, When They Are Angry They Will Hurt You In Secret. You Will Just Have To Wait To Find Out What They Did Behind Your Back.

Sagittarius: They Will Not Admit That They Are Mad. Them? Mad? Psh, nah. No, Yeah They Mad. They Will Distance Themselves Yet Still Try To Act Like You Guys Are Cool. They Will Just Start Treating You Different, And Slowly Cut You Out Of Their Life Leaving You Wondering What You Did Wrong.

Capricorn: They Will Get Mad When They Feel Like They Are Losing Control. If You Make Them Feel Insecure or Belittle Them, They Will Make Sure You Know How “Strong” They Are. They Will Make You Understand Whos The Dominating One. Likely To Yell And Get Very Very defensive.

Aquarius: Their Anger Is Slick. You Will Be Unaware Of How Angry They Are Until They Bring It Up In A Normal Conversation, Completely Throwing You Off Guard. They For Sure Hold Grudges, They Will Forgive You For Little Things But If You Truly Upset Them…You Will Never Hear The End Of It.

Pisces: Frustrated Anger. In Public, They Will Hold In Their Anger. At Home They Will Release Their Anger By Being Snappy And Rude. They Have The Best Mugging Face. When Angry They Will Scream, Cry, Get physical, Break Things Or Just Give Dirty Looks, Maybe Even Ignore You. Who Knows?


Maybe I refused to enter the Night Lands without you. Maybe I told the Great Stallion to go fuck himself and came back here to wait for you. That sounds like something you would do. Or maybe it is a dream. Your dream, my dream, I do not know. These are questions for wise men with skinny arms. You are the moon of my life, that is all I know and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.

anonymous asked:

Just signed up for D&D beyond but im crazy new to D&D any tips for the newbie?? (I’m a writer who constantly gets dragged down with writers block, so I was hoping it would be a good creative outlet)

If a solution to a problem sounds dumb but it works, it’s not dumb.

If you have an idea, say it. The worst that can happen is the DM says no, and even then a well-placed natural 20 may overrule them.

Never let the bard go off on their own, it never goes well.

Don’t be afraid to do silly voices, talk in character, or just in general really throw yourself into the roleplaying. It’s what we’re all here for and it’s fun!

In-character knowledge is not the same as out-of-character knowledge, and sometimes that can be fun. There’s nothing like throwing your character into a situation that you know full well is going to blow up in their face.

Don’t be afraid to sacrifice some efficiency in the name of flavor. Pick skills and traits that suit your character (or ones that you just like!) rather than feeling obligated to pick the most pragmatic ones.


Keep your head in the game. While some goofing off with your tablemates is acceptable and expected, no one wants to wait for you to look up from your phone/art/dice stacking/memeing and notice it’s your turn.

At some point in your D&D life, you will fight alongside Batman, Legolas, Pinkie Pie, and/or Shrek. Just go with it.

You can never have too many dice.

sometimes i think about 2009 phil sitting in his bedroom filming robot death machine and i think of how accurate that entire video was. he predicts dan, the energetic warrior, and then he says probably the best and more underrated phil quote of all time;

im going to go change the world, in ways you would not believe.

because he did. he changed the world. he changed my life. he changed your life. he saved thousands of lives. he improved thousands of lives. he made us sad. he made us happy. he made us feel loved. he made us feel important. he gave us a reason. 

phil lester of 2009, you truly do change the world, in ways you would not believe.

" Chloe" (unused audio)
" Chloe" (unused audio)

Apparently Max was supposed to say this during the interactive pricefield museum.

Edit: I should probably add that Max was going to say this whether or not you romanced Chloe.