life is good so far

anonymous asked:

i want a real, raw existence. I want to be on my death bed yelling "fuck that was good" -joe straynge

So far my life has been this way

New Steven Universe….

“Life Diapers!” So far so good. 

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Momma Bird and Fusion Mom. Okay. So maybe they gave us a Friday reprieve from hell.  

Wai–What? 

No. No. Stop. 

Don’t do that!!! 

NO! MOTHER FU—NO!! WHY??!! PLEASE NO!!! MY WATER BABY!! NOT MY WATER BABY!!!

F**KING F**K!!! F**KING NO! NOOOOOOOO! MOTHER F**KING NO! NO! STOP THAT!! STOP IT!!

Ello my darlings <3

Ello! It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? I have been going through a lot lately but don’t worry, I’m alright. Right now, I will inform you, my mother and father are now separated and my mum has found another man. He is my stepfather and to be honest, everything couldn’t be sweeter. I’m finally able to breath and feel alive again. I have been also planning to get my shit in order like get into college, move with my parents to a new home, also got a roommate who kinda gets on my nerves but haha what you going to do?

Friday coming up, I will be getting my wisdom teeth removed and to be honest, I am a bit nervous, but I think I will be alright. I also just recently purchased Mangaminx and Pewdiepie merch :D I’m super excited!!

But right now, I’m going to relax and if you all want to stop by and say hi, you can!

Love,

WOLFIEowo

xoxoxoxox

 

last night was p fun.  watched a movie with my friend and her boyfriend, another one of our friends had to come over, we all drove to the game together, we got to go home early because 1st quarter lasted like 45 minutes and we were winning 50/0.  got some ice cream from mcdonalds and some fries and had still had a big tub of those cheese balls and m&m’s and popcorn and i got to play with her pet cat and rat ugh they were so cute

lmao dude you can be as passive-aggressive as you want I literally don’t have the authority to do what you want so it’s not happening it’s not my fault you waited until the last minute to board your dog

 i struggle so much to make/keep friends, the idea of people getting close makes me a little uncomfortable and i really wish it didnt (not sure why either).  even online i get extremely nervous talking to people. stuttering is becoming a bit more of a problem now too. 

idk i just assumed i’d grow out of this eventually but i’m 18 now and still nervous around people 

Your name is N1A Moran. You are 10 and a half sweeps old and today is your wriggling day.

You don’t really know that because when you were a wriggler you were caught in a storm and a branch hit you in the head and gave you amnesia and a fucking awesome scar.

Any way. As previously mentioned to day is the day of your wriggling. Your wriggling day.

Your just gonna play around all day and eat stuff out of the fridge and then steal pillows from other trolls hives.

Life is good so far. Oh wait. Some is trying to get your attention.

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