life is better in the garden

I knew you could hurt me, but I didn’t pull back. I complimented and caressed your petals. I made sure that everything I said and did was for your benefit, water and sunlight for your soul. All I really wanted was to see you grow, but I guess I wasn’t as good of a gardener as I hoped to be. I hope whoever has you in their care next does a much better job.
—  Maxwell Diawuoh | Rose
I saw a post complaining about stereotypes for Hogwarts aesthetics, so here's modern hopefully non stereotypical aesthetics.

Slytherin :
blowing your allowance on clothes.
being the only friend with pale skin.
being the only friend with dark hair.
nice restaurants where you feel out of place.
wearing the same nice pieces of jewelry everyday.
pleather everything.
screamo music to classical music.
being trained through childhood to play an instrument and knowing none when you’re older.
closet overflowing with shoes and clothes.
but not wearing half of them.
the family disappointment and the family drinker.
has an entire photo album dedicated to tattoo ideas.
do it for the aesthetic.
0 or 100 all the time.

Gryffindor :
most likely to have a LARGE family.
slowly became the favorite child.
has a lot of piercings.
got their belly button pierced in middle school.
secretly in all the fandoms.
secretly shy and innocent.
reads all the time and actually does homework.
constantly saying “fight me.”
but would never hurt a fly.
quit sports halfway through the season.
THE MOST NAÏVE PEOPLE.
HATES hot drinks.
do it for the vine.

Hufflepuff :
making cookies for your friends, but eating them all.
long hugs.
attempting to garden.
WEED BROWNIES.
beanies.
petting all of the animals you see.
playing on sport’s teams all throughout school.
loving everyone.
to their face at least.
do it for you and your friends.
staying up until 6 in the morning when you have to be up at 8.

Ravenclaw :
knowing exactly how to do the homework.
but not doing it because the fandom life is more important.
“the book was better.”
the Original family disappointment.
but goes on to actual be successful.
the band kid.
looks like they’d like classical music.
but really listens to indie and alternative.
do it for tumblr.
wanting too many piercings.
shocking people with the fact you aren’t shy or innocent.
likes hot drinks.
going home in the middle of the day for a nap.
being a morning person who hates waking up early.

7 reasons why solarpunk is the most important speculative fiction movement in the last 20 years
  1. It’s hopeful. Solarpunk doesn’t require an apocalypse. It’s a world in which humans haven’t destroyed ourselves and our environment, where we’ve pulled back just in time to stop the slow destruction of our planet. We’ve learned to use science wisely, for the betterment of ourselves and our planet. We’re no longer overlords. We’re caretakers. We’re gardeners.
  2. Scientists are heroes again. And not just physicists and astronomers. Knowledge of biology and earth sciences matter, they’re the building blocks for a future on Earth. Scientific literacy isn’t just for academics – it’s part of daily life. People know how the things they use work, and if they don’t, they can access that information. 
  3. It’s diverse. Solarpunk is rooted in using the environment, so it looks different in different places. Alternative energy is best when specific to place (I imagine geothermal, wind, tidal, and hydroelectric energy sources are still used in certain places) so no overarching government system is needed. Communities can organize themselves, taking their own location and needs and history into account. Brazilian, Inuit, Egyptian, Pacific Northwest, and New Zealand solarpunk can all look very different, but be unified in resourceful, intentional, low impact living.
  4. Individuality still matters. In a post-scarcity society, ingenuity and self-expression are not sacrificed on the altar of survival. With solar power there’s no reason not to go off grid, if that’s what you want to do. Communities can self-organize. You can find a community that suits you, or go live by yourself if that floats your boat.
  5. There’s room for spirituality and science to coexist. Solarpunk is rooted in a deep understanding and reverence for natural processes. There’s room for spirituality there, be it pagan, Buddhist, Sufi, Transcendentalism – anything. There’s so much to explore, from nature worship to organized monotheistic religions, and how they interact with solarpunk.
  6. It’s beautiful. The most common solarpunk aesthetic is art nouveau, but again there’s room for diversity, incorporating art styles from multiple cultures in respectful, non-appropriative ways. The most important aspect of solarpunk aesthetic is the melding of art and utility. The idea of intentional living is strong in art nouveau, but it’s not the only art movement with that philosophy.
  7. We can make it happen. Now. Earthships. Permaculture. Aquaponics. Algae lighting. Compostable products that turn into fields of flowers. Buy Nothing organizations. Tiny, beautiful, efficient homes. Solar power cells you can see through. That’s all happening now. Solarpunk is within our grasp, at least on a personal level. I’m not saying there aren’t still big, ugly infrastructures devoted to unethical consumption, but we can start to tear them down. We can build a solarpunk world with stories and small changes. And small changes lead to big changes. That’s the real beauty of solarpunk. It’s not a post-apocalyptic power fantasy. It’s not a wistful daydream, or an elite future only for physicists. It’s something we can work towards right now. It’s tangible.

i lived my life open garden. i loved weeds and wildflowers. something about you seemed better, all stable walls and home decor. it took me a long time to realize that you can paint a room yellow but you can’t make it warm. when i kissed you i always had to kiss first. holding your hand was an exercise in timing. i only had so many minutes before you let go. sorry, can’t hear you, the connection is dying. i really wanted to be yours. i really wanted it to work. 

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
—  Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Shawn: CONSUMING ALL THE AIR INSIDE MY LUNGS RIPPING ALL THE SKIN FROM OFF MY BONES I'M PREPARED TO SACRIFICE MY LIFE I WOULD GLADLY DO IT TWICE
  • Shawn: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
  • Shawn: WOULD YOU PLEASE HAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAaAAve mercy on me
  • Me: honestly every time he performs mercy my life if fulfilled my skin is renewed my skies are brighter my garden is flourished his talent is beyond I just need a minute *starts to sob*
There’s something pulling us together and I can’t put my finger on it like how I could when you dragged me by the hands out onto those lost, lost streets from when we first met. Everybody laughs, it can’t be your laugh, can it? We all have a story as old as pain, some lovers change us into an ending that we’ll always smile at, but can’t watch or finish reading– you don’t know the things that you do to me. Maybe in some ways, you barely know yourself. Having lived in your skin for that long, having to see through your eyes for years. You may never know how I see you, how I feel you, but we’re never together. Lost, lost like how I get when we’re sitting besides one another, this chapter doesn’t end well for us. I blow out the candles and pray the stars don’t show your signature, the moon is heavy when the sun is dry. I never knew love until I met love, I didn’t know that you could be this sweet. We live this life and never think, we feel our ways into our next mistake, we blindingly accept our love that wasn’t meant to be and yes, why yes, of course it’s okay to stay sober. When the tea is calm, when the world stops spinning and when my thoughts sleep, rest doesn’t come easy when you’re running through each memory trying to make me remember you. It doesn’t get easier than this, but it’s also difficult. You live life and never expect dreams to become real, it’s nice to say that I’ve had a dream about you, but it ends with us letting go. I could talk to you for hours, I should have talked to you for hours, I would’ve talked to you for hours… but it’s not right and it’s like a rose that wasn’t supposed to grow in a garden that’s so far from home. I didn’t know a thing about love until I met you on those lost, lost streets. Maybe it’s better this way. To remember you as this. Beautiful, beautiful. Maybe it’s like a scratched cd. I’ll loop your smile into my memories. I’ll play you everyday. You’re my favorite song, but even songs must stop end when the beat stops. You’re my favorite everything, gravity doesn’t know how you do it, but you’re always pulling me back to you. I can love you, I love you, but that’s all that we’ll ever be. That’s it though, isn’t it? Knowing that I love you now. Right at this second, even if we’re gone in the future. Now, this moment. It’s all that I am. We may change, we may be different, but as long as I love you now… the search for who will be on those lost, lost streets, it’ll always be us to me.
—  scratched cd hearts without a beat
Hetalia as spongebob quotes
  • Germany: It took three days to make that potato salad! Three days!
  • Italy: I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
  • Japan: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
  • England: Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all the therapy.
  • America: oh boy 3 am! *eats hamburger*
  • France: I got it! Let's get naked!
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • China: Don't touch me I'm sterile!
  • Prussia: Now I'm a jerk and everyone loves me!
  • Denmark: My leg!
  • Sweden: FINLAND!!!
  • Iceland: Excuse me, sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you...
  • Finland: What could be better than serving up smiles?
  • Norway: Being dead.
  • Greece: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
  • Holy Roman Empire: Hey! Who put a bowl of onions here?!
Project 1

I’ve finally made a closed terrarium. That was the project I’ve been working on. It’s taken me so long as I’ve struggled to find the plants suitable for a closed terrarium then when I’ve found them I’ve not been able to find a stockist.

I found the jar at a car boot sale and been dying to use it.

A couple of weeks ago I went out into the garden and collected some moss. I decided to keep it in a sandwich box until I was ready to start the project. This also gave me a chance to see if the moss would suit a closed environment.

When assembling the terrarium I started by putting in a layer of stones for drainage followed by a layer of charcoal pieces, this helps to filter the water and to combat any unpleasant smells. I managed to find the charcoal my local pet shop in the bird’s aisles. After that, I put a layer of mixed soil and perlite, again to promote good drainage. I then started to arrange the plants I had selected. I first put in the spider plant with it being the biggest, then the babies tears and then the ivy. I arranged to moss in any spaces left. I then popped in my dino for a bit of decoration.

 Lastly, I watered it. I filled it up to just below where the small stones end, this ensures that the soil will have the chance to dry out a little. Making sure that the water is not in contact with the soil is essential as this will stop any forms of root rot. I’m really happy with the effect and have really enjoyed making the terrarium. I now have my own jungle in a jar and it’s also a fab way to teach kids about the water cycle.

Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes

Not brought to you by the eloquent playwright is a sentence meme in which history gets a bit of a rewrite. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.

❝ The course of love screws everyone over at some point. ❞
❝ This above all: lie to everyone but yourself. ❞
❝ I will not only speak daggers to her, but use them as well. ❞
❝ 
How can one possibly desire too much of such a good thing? ❞
❝ I hate this place and would unwillingly lose my mind in it. ❞
❝ To hell with the bounds of modesty. ❞
❝ Some rise by sin, but all rise by pleasure. ❞
❝ We heard the cries at a godawful time. ❞
❝ A man can die a thousand times, but only once will his existence truly end. ❞
❝ The first thing we do, let’s grill the lawyers. ❞
❝ Fair is foul, and foul is neither everywhere nor nowhere. ❞
❝ The game has just begun. ❞
❝ My salad days, when I foolishly sacrificed the pleasure of juicy burgers. ❞
❝ Only a fool would wear their heart on their sleeve for the damned crows to peck at. ❞
❝ Love sought drives us mad, but giv'n unsought makes destroyers of us. ❞
❝ Men of few words tend to have few conversations. ❞
❝ Those words are roses planted in the garden of my heart. ❞
❝ From the tender embrace of life did she leave. ❞
❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞
❝ Though nothing is purely good or purely bad, that certainly doesn’t seem to stop us from considering things as such. ❞
❝ The lady has every right to protest, and would obviously be wise to keep doing so. ❞
❝ This is the very hell of love. ❞
❝ When sorrows come, they come in multiple bottles and glasses. ❞
❝ We’d be liars if we claimed to know better days. ❞
❝ The morons will pretend to be geniuses while the geniuses will inevitably shatter the illusion. ❞
❝ They say that youth and wisdom is the deadliest combination. ❞

This is my beautiful boy, Gizmo! He’s a one year old purebred Papillon. He’s full of energy and loves nothing better than to play fetch or football in the garden, but he’s always up for a cuddle! He is honestly one of the most entertaining, funniest dogs I’ve been blessed with pleasure of owning, I just couldn’t imagine life without this little guy following me about. - @colliepapillon

If you are in a place, doing something that doesn’t make you happy, find the courage to leave and start over with something that does.

Date Headcanons- Gentlemen

Genji

  • He most likely hasn’t been on a date since before his cybernization. So when he suddenly has to plan a date for you, he’s gonna pull out all his old notes
    • He may have to tweak these notes a bit since they include sexual teasing throughout the date and end with an invitation back to his place
    • He’ll cross out those bits and try to replace them with more gentlemanly things
  • There are a few potential places he might take you–the arcade, the aquarium, the mall, his place (whoops forgot to cross that off his old list)
    • But at some point, he’ll take you for some ramen. Assuming he can’t eat in his new body, he may have a bit of wistful aura about him, but he’ll just be happy if you enjoy his favorite food.
  • No matter where he takes you, he’s going to buy you something to remember the date by (so make sure to make little remarks of things you might want him to get ^.-)
  • Overall, his dates are the classic shoujo high school boyfriend date. He takes to dates like a fish to the ocean.

McCree

  • If Jesse gets to plan the date, he’s going to have some ideas in mind
  • And ideal spot for him would be one of the campy shooting galleries where all those cut-out animals pop out. It’s a good chance for him to show off to his date and get real close to them as he shows them how to aim properly
  • Do you like horsies? McCree’s ridden a few in his life, and he’d love a day where he can teach you to ride western style. The two of you could go on a nice trail ride~
  • Every date with him will end with him offering to buy you two drinks. It’s kind of a cowboy courtesy
    • If you want to impress him, here, try out-drinking him! But be careful because that can be very difficult

Reaper

  • Date? When was the last time this man went on a date? He hardly ever had time for that back in his Overwatch days, and he hardly has time now that he’s a deadly assassin. Besides, Death doesn’t do dates…
  • But not even this guy can deny wanting to spend more time with his significant other, and whether he wants to admit it or not, that’s called a “date”
  • He’d say something along the lines of “So…you wanna go…kill some stuff?”
    • Lol yes dates for him are just missions where you two work together. He’s not very creative.
    • Maybe once you two start getting closer, he’ll ask to hang out with you a bit after the mission. Do some weapon maintenance back in his quarters, do some talking, take off his mask…
  • But if you really want a more formal courtship with him, you’ll have to try suggesting some more acceptable dates. Even just taking him to the practice shooting range and swapping combat techniques!
    • Once he gets used to spending time with you without murdering other people, you can move on to sharing meals together
  • He’ll want your undivided attention on these dates. Don’t look at other guys, and he better not catch any guys looking at you.

Soldier: 76

  • Jack also hasn’t been on the date scene in a while, but he’s more accustomed to being a charming young man than Gabe is. He had to do a bit of posing as the Strike Commander, and I’m positive he had a few admirers.
  • So I’d like to think he knows the basics of a classic, old fashioned date: dress nice, maybe bring some flowers, give some complements, take them out for dinner. That sort of thing
  • Even though he knows the basics, good luck getting him to following them now. 76 will be caught up in the fact that he’s too old to be dating or that he’s got no time for courtship now that he’s a vigilante.
  • But if somehow you’ve got him arranging to take you out for a night on the town, good on you!
    • He’ll be much more awkward than he used to be, blushing, stumbling over his words, rubbing his neck
    • He’s just very nervous that he’s so old yet out on a date of all things!
    • Nevertheless, he’ll try to be the gentlest, sweetest date he can be. Though there may be some places he can’t go or he may be recognized…
  • After your night out, he’ll insist on walking you home so that you’re safe, and give you a quick kiss before saying goodbye

Hanzo

  • Uuuuuhh…..What? A date? What’s he supposed to do for one of those?
  • You can bet that the first time you ask for a date with Hanzo, it’ll be his first date ever.
  • Now don’t get me wrong, he had a lot of admirers growing up who asked him out, but he shot them all down simply because he didn’t think the heir of his clan should be going around and wasting his time with girls
    • But now he’s kind of regretting turning those dates down because now he has no idea what to do…
    • He tries to remember what Genji used to do for his dates, but he quickly remembers how short-lived Genji’s relationships were, and quickly dismisses that idea
  • Hanzo’s probably written down a list of ideas, all of which he’s crossed out. Oh dear, this is really stressing him out
    • In the end, he’ll decide to take you out for tea in a nice, zen garden (even better if the cherry blossoms are in bloom!). At first, things will be very stiff and awkward, but just try to get him to talk a bit, and the ice will quickly break

Junkrat

  • Ooh! Shopping! If you know Junkrat’s definition of shopping is, though…
    • Blowing up a mall and stealing everything in the process, starting with the milk tea shop!
    • He just wants to show his partner his favorite things in life: explosions, mayhem, and boba!
  • But he gets it if his s/o isn’t into really loud explosions and arson…I guess he could steal some milk tea prior to the date and bring it over to your place. He’ll bring over some (stolen) action movies, too.
    • Don’t be surprised if he tries to start a tickle fight
  • The first few dates he plans might involve Roadhog, and you may have to teach him that your later dates don’t need a third wheel. Roadie is a good third wheel, though– very quiet and unobtrusive.
  • Do you like drag racing? Motorcycles? He’d love to try that with you sometime!
  • Once you start going on more frequent dates, you’ll suddenly notice that they’re not always dates…but heists…
    • “Jamison.” Roadhog grunts, “Why did you bring your date?”
    • “Wot? Why not? Kill two birds with one stone: bonding time and crime! Y’know, mate?”

Torbjorn

  • He’s already dating his turrets and his wife.

Reinhardt

  • This old man would be so excited to be going on a date at his age. He always assumed those days were over for him, but he looks so happy and bashful now that he’s out with his s/o~
  • He’s the kind of guy who will be happy with anything that his partner wants to do. As his date talks, he’ll sit there happily, taking every word they speak
  • A total hand-holder, he’ll want your little hand in his as often as possible
  • He’s a bit like Soldier in that he prefers more old fashioned dates
    • Take you out for dinner, maybe see a play/movie before
    • If you really want to impress him, suggest an old fashioned movie like “M” or “Treasures of the Sierra Madre.”
  • When he drops you off at home for the night, he’s going to be a little hesitant to give you a good night kiss…he’s still a little hung-up on being too old to do this again…I mean does he kiss them or not? What if they pull back?
    • So you may need to stand on your tippy-toes and give him a peck yourself~

Roadhog

  • Unlike Junkrat, he’d be more understanding of what a date is. He won’t take you on any arson missions or heists…unless you want to of course!
  • He’ll take you to the arcade and show you how good he as the crane game and win all the Pachimarus!
    • He never loses because he just smashes the glass…sorry. So, he’s still going to commit a bit of felony on your dates.
  • If you want to avoid crime with him, do the same as Junkrat, invite him over and watch some action movies!
    • He’ll want you to sit on his lap. Bonus points if you make a big bowl of popcorn for him!
  • During your first few dates, Mako will keep the mask on. But eventually he’ll start lifting it up just enough to eat that popcorn you made for him.
    • Then one day, out of nowhere, he’ll just take off his mask and set it on the coffee table without any warning. It’s ok if you need to stare for a bit.

Lucio

  • A fun date for Lucio would be some good old fashioned clubbing! He’ll try to pick a night when he isn’t the DJ so that he can be dancing in the crowd with you!
  • If clubbing isn’t really your thing, he’s ok with that. He’ll take you to an album store (yes, they have those in 2077) and browse the stacks with you, swapping music tastes
    • Then you can take the albums you guys bought (and by that I mean he paid for them) back to his place or your place and listen to them. He might even share some of his works in progress songs
    • Who knows, your music taste may just inspire his next song~

Zenyatta

  • I doubt this monk has ever been on a date in his life. Maybe he’s a little nervous, but more confused than anything else…
    • So the point is to show the one you’re infatuated with a good time? But what if he doesn’t know everything about them? How will he know any specific things that they dislike?
    • He’ll definitely ask Genji for help
  • In the end, the two will devise a lovely date consisting of a nice nature walk ending with a peaceful picnic
    • You may find that dates with Zen can go from nice and talkative to quiet and enjoying each other’s presence. He’s the type that can just sit there and take in the calmness and serenity of the situation
    • He might even teach you some meditation while you’re out!
Ask the Blogger Questions

Feel free to ask me anything guys!!

1. Who is favourite character?
2. Who is your favourite band?
3. What is your dream job?
4. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
5. What is your natural hair colour?
6. If you could have a dinosaur as a pet, what type of dinosaur would you have and why?
7. Could you post a selfie?
8. If you could know any language besides your mother tongue, what would it be?
9. Where do you want to live?
10. Do you have any weird or odd talents?
11. As a child, who were your favourite bands?
12. Name the first word that pops into your head
13. How would a dog describe you?
14. Do you like cats?
15. If you had to be a tree, what type of tree would you be?
16. The moon is out, what do you do?
17. If you had a fairy friend, what would you want your fairy friend to help you with?
18. If you could be any supernatural being, what would you want to be and why?
19. Are you more of a pizza person or a fry person?
20. How do you handle knowing that the store HMV is an abbreviation for His Master’s Voice?
21. Name a person that has hair goals
22. Do you think Nicki Minaj would like you?
23. Would you ever go sky diving?
24. Any tattoos? Or do you want any tattoos?
25. What is your favourite flower?
26. Why did you start your blog?
27. Are you more of a space person or an ocean person?
28. If you had to pick between having a sabre tooth tiger or a mammoth as a pet, which one would you choose?
29. If you were a superhero what would your catchphrase be?
30. What do you use more, Tumblr mobile or desktop?
31. A Crow and Raven both want to be friends with you, do you befriend them?
32. What is your favorite movie?
33. Do you have any OTPs? If so what are they?
34. Out of anyone fictional or real, who do you want as your partner in a zombie apocalypse?
35. Flowers have taken over the world, do you like this idea?
36. What are your opinions on giraffes?
37. Who would win a fight, the shopping carts or the shelves? And what are your thoughts on this?
38. Do you think that dragons are friendly?
39. Your favourite character decided to throw a water balloon at you, what do you do?
40. Do you like elves?
41. If you got to be a vampire for one day, just for a test run, how do you think you would do?
42. What is your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?
43. Do you like Bruno Mars?
44. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?“
45. What are your thoughts on pants with no pockets?
46. Do you enjoy other planets?
47. What is your favourite vine?
48. If you were a stereotype in high school, which one would you be right now?
49. Do you like your url?
50. You can change your name to anything you want, what would it be?
51. Do you like rocks?
52. If you were a pirate, what type of pirate would you be?
53. What are your thoughts on pineapples?
54. What is your favourite album?
55. Make a poem on the spot
56. If you had to be a frog for one day, what would you do?
57. Do you like capes?
58. If you were a super villain what would be your super villain power?
59. The moon is phasing, do you still like her?
60. You just seen a tree wave at you, do you wave back at the tree?
61. You just seen a dog, what do you do?
62. You get to go to hop into any fictional world you want, which fictional world would it be?
63. Name your favourite appliance
64. Do you name your things? If you do, what have you named and what is their name?
65. Oh no, it’s a full moon and you’re a werewolf now, what do you do? What type of dog do you transform into?
66. Name a word you don’t know how to say
67. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
68. Name the first word that pops into your head that starts with the letter Z
69. Do you like seashells?
70. What is the weirdest story you have ever read on Tumblr
71. Do you like being a human? If you don’t pick something else to be
72. Do you enjoy the sun? Does the sun like you?
73. Name your favourite commercial
74. Have you met anyone famous before?
75. Do you own any rocks?
76. You have a garden, what plants and statues are in it?
77. Oh no, you have been bitten and now you are a vampire, do you tell your friends? Do you form a vampire group?
78. Name something that makes you really happy
79. Who’s a Queen in your eyes?
80. You just seen a real life dragon, do you befriend this dragon?
81. Do you like night time or day time better?
82. You can bring any fictional character back to life, who is it?
83. There is a raven in your room, what do you do when you find out it talks?
84. You just had a talk with Morgan Freeman, what did two talk about?
85. Do you like berries?
86. How do you think the world is going to end?
87. What person and/or fictional character would you want to raise a baby dragon with?
88. You are now immortal, now what?
89. What song do you have stuck in your head?
90. You are now a famous youtuber, what are you known for?
91. Do you have any pets?
92. What type of vehicle do you want to own?
93. You just finished a really good series, now what?
94. Have you ever thought how penguins feel?
95. Do you think there are aliens out there?
96. What is your favourite swear word?
97. What is the most iconic tm thing you have ever seen/ heard about
98. Favourite Meme?
99. Favourite Comedian?
100. Who is your favourite celebrity?

.:UnderLOVE Models: AfterDeath Fam:.


They have a SURE PLACE in my AU


After Geno finally was Health    of his eternal bleeding and suffering he decided to travel between AU’s and see more things them an Stupid sad and dark place, after almost a Year Geno faund “ReaperTale” that was a relly interesting place to rest a little, the garden of Life was really calm and peace full. But he Feel that someone was looking, the name of the Stalker was Reaper!Sans better know as Death “Wow you sure are an Angel~” He said with a Funny voice “Go the Fuck up!” Geno said with a dominant position “Ha-ha Sure you like to play with the Death~  Aren’t you?” The days pass and that annoying Stalker doesn’t leave alone Geno and you know what is the worst thing?!


THAT GENO LIKE IT!! AND HE HATE IT!!!


and you know what is even worst?!


THAT HE FEEL IN LOVE WITH THAT WEIRDO!! AND HAD A SON WITH HIM! WTF?!


They Life in the garden of the God of Life

When I was in 8th grade I wrote a short story in a free-write day at English class where Harry Potter had a mid-life crisis because he felt like he peaked by killing Voldemort at 17 and had nowhere to go from then on with his adulthood that could ever achieve a greater sense of accomplishment or fulfillment so he stays at home as a grown man, drinking Butterbeer while Ginny Goes to work. He passes the time with pet projects to find his true calling like making a fashion line of clothing for owls or making blueprints for an amusement park based on Quidditch while facing several cease and desist orders from the lawyers representing the Quidditch World Cup. Sometimes Ron, who is also unemployed, comes over and they would put jinxes on garden gnomes and then apparate them to Malfoy’s house. It ends with him having a fight with Ginny who threatens to divorce him and take the kids until he pulls his life together and stop playing the “I killed Voldemort” card so he promises to get his life together by creating a new miracle wonder-potion but he remembers he was never good at potions and just makes cauldron after cauldron full of various tapioca puddings in an attempt to find the cure for all diseases. He breaks down sobbing.

And in retrospect it was still better than Cursed Child