I burned my coworker so bad today and I am L I V I N G
Coworker A: Hey [Coworker B], what did you get [Boss] as a gift for ‘Bosses Day’ today?
Coworker B: A gift? Well, I showed up, didn’t I? 😏
Me: …yeah, if you wanted to get him a gift, you should’ve stayed home.
Me, rest of the office, my boss: