life burns!

I burned my coworker so bad today and I am L I V I N G

Coworker A: Hey [Coworker B], what did you get [Boss] as a gift for ‘Bosses Day’ today?

Coworker B: A gift? Well, I showed up, didn’t I? 😏

Me: …yeah, if you wanted to get him a gift, you should’ve stayed home.

Me, rest of the office, my boss:

What if Cinderella had an attitude problem and Snow White liked cider too much? What if Ariel enjoyed human company more than her own kind’s and Aurora just liked her solitude more than the human touch? What if the only rabbit hole Alice ever fell down involved a pipe and a substance not discussed as such? What if they locked Wendy up for hallucinating about Neverland and a boy who never grew up? What if fairytales weren’t as innocent as they sounded and even princesses weren’t perfect? What if I told you your damage doesn’t define you and the way you survive is no one else’s damned business?
—  Nikita Gill, Fairytales Aren’t Perfect Either

Another inktober i had to color just because 

With special dedication for @blacksmiley-c because I don’t know anyone who could love Gabe more than she does 🍩

How to burn calories

- Eat yogurt! Studies have shown that people who ate low fat yogurt lost 70% more fat than those who didn’t.

- The more you increase the intensity in your workouts, you’ll burn more fat faster than regular aerobic exercises.

- Iron helps oxygen get to your cells and if your cells aren’t getting enough oxygen, your metabolism will start to slow down.

- Drink water! Water helps your body perform better and increases your metabolism up to 30%. The colder it is, the better it is.

- Alcohol slows down your metabolism, it’s not healthy and you should try to stay away from it.

- Drinking green tea can increase your metabolism and it helps you burn up to 60 calories a day!

Please message me any tips you’d like me to post

Eliza: Do you know what Angelica said when she read what you done.

Angelica: *reading the Reynolds Pamphlet* huh! I’m surprised it wasn’t with Laurens.

“yuuri you ruined the diet i assigned you;;;”

a few days ago, @coffee496 came over and we made katsudon *Q* the first plate tasted delicious but the second plate was nasty because sOMEBODY kept telling me to add more soy sauce