Welcome to 2017, where Invader ZIM is relevant again. I was not
expecting this to be anything more than some vague sketch in a sketchbook, but
uh… here it is. I doodled it while binging IZ a few weeks back, it’s a
direct quote from an episode I don’t remember the name to but its the
one with the girl scout cookies.
this should be uploaded on 4/20. ayy lmao.
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Summary: Modern!AU. The Capulets and the Montagues end up staying at the same hotel, on the same floor, for summer vacation, and though that wasn’t their decision, what happened over the next few months was entirely of their own making.
Warning: Contains one canon!abusive Lord Montague.
was all about choices, and every decision led to a different future. It was
maddening sometimes to get stuck in the what-ifs of those possibilities that
will never come to be, she knew this; after the death of her parents and the
‘will they or won’t they’ situation with Escalus, she knew couldn’t do it
Rosaline Capulet couldn’t stop thinking about how things would have been if she
hadn’t met Benvolio Montague.
she hadn’t stopped hating him, if she hadn’t gotten to know him…
to worry, my Tallest. My next plan to defeat the humans will definitely destroy
them once and for all.”
Zim hated reporting these failed plans to his
leaders. It wounded his self pride. Any self-respecting Irken Invader with the
technical and strategic knowledge he possessed should have obliterated Earth
ages ago. He knew it, and the Tallest knew it. Hell, all of Irk and half of the
rest of the galaxy probably knew it too.
Yet somehow they never seemed surprised to
hear of his failures. Nor were they ever particularly interested to hear from
him. This time was no exception.